Chachamaru: Welcome to the tenth chapter of Naruma! The mage ninja!
?: What happened to Liger, Chachamaru-san?
Chachamaru: He being hospitalized from Sasuke's attack and won't be back until the end of the chapter, Hinata-san.
Hinata: I thought Sakura took care of that already?
?: It's obvious that didn't stop duck head from hunting hehehehe
Hinata: That's mean to say, Chachazero.
Chachazero: Well it's not my fault that Liger used the nickname. -try to look innocent-
Hinata: Chachamaru-san is there a way to get Sasuke-san to go after Chachazero.
Chachamaru: Yes, I have their conversation recorded.
Chachazero: Traitor!
Chachamaru: Now I'll show the last poll results.
Chachazero: Hey! Listen to me!
Hinata Hyuuga: 49
Tenten: 51
Ino Yamanaka: 38
Sakura Haruno: 9
Chachazero: WOW, pinky is really unlikable.
Hinata: Poor Sakura-san
Chachamaru: Indeed poor her
Hinata: By the way, where is Sakura-san?
-At the hospital-
Damn Sasuke, he nearly cut off my good arm.
Naruto: well at least you weren't tortured by two girls.
True also why are you here Naruto?
Naruto: I'm hiding from Eva-chan at the moment.
You dyed her hair orange didn't you?
Naruto: No, I made her look like a mini-me from when I was thirteen.
You know it's not good to be playing inside the lion's cage with lion inside it.
Naruto: huh?
I mean you can only push Eva so far.
Naruto: yeah, your right.
-Hear the door gets knocked down and see an angry Sakura with a hammer like Amy Rose but is twice the size-
-Gulps- S-Sakura what w-with the hammer?
Naruto: S-Sakura-chan, what are you doing here?
Sakura: I'm here to beat on Liger since I can't find the people who didn't vote for me.
A-and the hammer is getting to the point across. -shaking like a leaf-
Sakura: -smiles evilly while walking forward- Yes, and to make sure that your beating is even more painful!
Naruto quick be my shield! -grabs Naruto and uses him as a meat shield-
Naruto: HEY, WHY AM I THE SHIELD!
Good point, hey Sakura have you ever found out who was the one that made your clothes blue?
Sakura: Not yet but I'll go find him after I beat you up!
But the one that did that is my meat shield!
Naruto: -now shivering in fear-
Sakura: So it was you, NARUTO!
Naruto: AHHHHH! -runs for his dear life-
Sakura: -gave chase to Naruto with her trusty hammer-
-Sighs- I'm safe for now
-Back with Hinata, Chachamaru, and Chachazero-
Chachazero: Have no idea where pinky is.
Hinata:Well then, let do the disclaimer before something happens to us.
Chachazero: OK!
Hinata, Chachazero, and Chachamaru: Ligerzero3 do not own Naruto or Negima.
-Chachamaru makes some popcorn for Hinata to enjoy while Chachazero sits in a chair-
"Talking" Regular Speech
"Talking" Regular Thoughts
"Jutsu"
"Spell"
"Talking" Demon/Summoning/Inner Self Speech
"Talking" Demon/Summoning/Inner Self Thoughts
Chapter 10: Returning to Mahora
We find our blonde hero sleeping peacefully in his new bed. It was only been a few days that both Naruto and Sasuke have come back to Konoha for a visit and have already glad leave that when they go back to Mahora, they'll be able to leave their fangirls behind in Konoha. The night of Naruto and Sasuke's welcome back party, Naruto actually have to stop Sasuke from trying to shoot Tenten while trying to explain about Sasuke's pactio. Sasuke even told people in their group that Naruto even made a pactio with someone. This made Hinata and Ino upset and dragged Naruto away, the guys (except for Sasuke who is smirking) feel sorry for Naruto as the two girls drags him away. After the party, everyone went their own way so that they could turn in for the night. Sasuke and Sakura went to his apartment, Negi went back to the Hyuuga compound and told Hinata's father that Hinata might be staying with Naruto, Tenten went to her family's house so that she will make plans to get either Naruto or Sasuke to tell her about the weapons of the other world, Kiba and Karin went to Karin's apartment, Naruto had to let Ino and Hinata sleep at his house for a reason that they wouldn't let go of his arms. Within the few days that Naruto and Sasuke have been there, they have trained and trying to stay out of sight of their fangirls. Naruto even had to go to Sasuke's apartment to help Sakura with getting Tenten out of there. It was proven very difficult for them to get her out without waking the still sleeping Uchiha that have his door locked. Naruto seriously had to make a clone and have it disgusted it as Sasuke to lure her away. When he was found out, Tenten have chased Naruto around the village while throwing wooden kunais at him for the rest of the day.
Naruto is trying to master his father's flying thunder-god jutsu while having clones study about transporting spell. Sasuke been doing his very best to do training and avoiding Tenten so that he won't get annoyed by her constant asking. It look like that Naruto wouldn't be waking up soon, but was woken up by the smell of ramen. He being Naruto; quickly jumped from his bed and run right into the kitchen. When he got there, he gets a sight of Hinata cooking ramen in her civilian clothes with an apron. Hinata looked at him and told him that the ramen will be ready in a bit. He nodded and went to the living room to find Ino sitting on the couch reading a magazine. He just sigh as he is regretting letting Ino inside his house even after her little morning teasing the day after he got back. At least he doesn't have to worry about her and Hinata going at each other throats after he have he found out that Kakashi accidentally put Naruto into the CRA list. Naruto made one rule that he'll only do it if the girls love him for being himself, to which Kakashi agreed and going against the civil council vote.
Kakashi could just laugh a little as both Hinata and Ino snuggled into each of Naruto's arms. However, Naruto got the last laugh by saying that Shizuna found his secret stash of his ichi ichi books. Kakashi could only make his eye widen and run right of the room to beg his girlfriend to not destroy his books. Which only ended with him agreeing with taking her on a date to the very expansive restaurant in the village. Kakashi could only realized that Naruto have tricked him about telling Shizuna about his book stash and for her to trick him into a date. He made his way back to his office and find that the blonde is gone along with his now two girlfriends. Naruto could still remember Kakashi's yell. Ah, priceless to have him get owned by his old student and his girlfriend. He had made his way back to his room and changed into his shinobi clothes and went back to the kitchen. Naruto was just in time when Hinata have told him that the ramen was done. He had seated down as Hinata have given him a bowl of ramen and he was about to eat when he notice that there isn't anything for her and Ino.
"Hinata and I have already eaten Naruto-kun," called out Ino as she answered Naruto's unanswered question.
"You need to stop reading my mind through the pactio card Ino-chan," pouted Naruto as he look at the female blonde that have her pactio in her hand.
After two-days from when she and Hinata have gotten their pactio cards from Naruto, she have found out that she can use the pactio card to read Naruto's mind by just putting it on her head and activating her clan mind jutsu. However, she haven't found a way to undo it. So now when she put the card on her forehead, she start hearing Naruto's thoughts when he's in range. She even found out about Setsuna and other things, but she also agree with Naruto about Kurama being a pervert. She still trying to figure out who is his godmother as she only hear his thoughts about him rather or not to tell them about his her. Both Hinata (after Ino told her) and Ino were surprised that Naruto's mother, Itachi, and Jiraiya are alive over there. Naruto practically begged Ino to not tell the whole village (and the whole elemental nations) about them. After hours of begging, Ino agreed to not tell if he take her and Hinata out for dinner (she even included no ramen).
"But I want to see if you ever get any other thoughts that involved me and Hinata," said Ino with a smile on her face as she see Naruto blush, "kidding Naruto-kun."
"Remind me why do I have you in my home," asked Naruto as he calm himself down.
"You already know the reasons," answered Ino, "or do you want me to list them all for you again?"
"No, you don't have to list them again," answered Naruto as he continued to eat his ramen.
While Naruto was eating, Hinata was wishing the dishes and Ino have gotten up to help dry the dishes. Naruto started to have thought of rather or not to bring the two of them with him and Sasuke back to Mahora. His thoughts were interrupted by Ino asking him from the kitchen, when was he going to meet up with Sasuke for training today. Naruto looked at the clock and saw that it's five minutes past the time he was to meet is best friend there. He quickly finished eating and rushed through getting everything he'll need for training for today with Sasuke. Before he left, he gave both Ino and Hinata a kiss leaving them both blushing as he ran out the compound.
-Earlier with Sasuke-
Sasuke have woken up and dressed for today's training with Naruto it was also their last one before they had to go back to Mahora. He walked into his kitchen but only to see food placed on top of the table and Sakura still cooking inside the kitchen. Sasuke kept the small smile hidden while sitting down and start eating his breakfast as Sakura have finished up cooking then sat down with her food in hand. The Uchiha have gotten used to having Sakura staying inside his apartment, she was also his second line of defense from keeping Tenten from pestering him to tell her about the other world's weapons. He can still remember when Sakura really have to punch the mistress of Konoha out of his apartment, across the village, and have Tenten land right into one of the training grounds. Sasuke was slightly annoyed that there now a hole in his wall, but was fixed when Sakura have made her two new butlers (Suigetsu and Jugo) come and fix it up under her watchful eye. While the two are eating, they were also slightly talking about things as the clock ticked away. After Sasuke have finished eating his meal, he put his dishes into the sink and headed for the door while getting his things for training. Before he left, he did the least expected thing which was giving Sakura a kiss on the lips. He left a blushing and surprised Sakura at the table with half of her food eaten.
"I see that you're now in love with Pinky," said a voice inside his head.
"I thought that you were asleep," asked Sasuke, "and how did you see that?"
"Even if I am your ex-curse form self," said CS (this will be cursed Sasuke), "I still able to see through your eyes and memories."
"And you make Kakashi's before he became hokage seem normal in the pervert department," said Sasuke with a monotone voice.
"So you heard me about weapon bun girl?"
"You tend to talk in your sleep and no I'm not making Zazie mine."
"Oh come on, you have to admit that she have nice a..."
"Finish that sentence and I'll make you see that memory again."
"Fine, I'll be good little ex-curse self," said CS, "I'm going to sleep since your a big bomber."
"Don't let the nice bugs bite," said Sasuke with a smirk.
"Like there even any thing like those in here," said CS before going to sleep.
Sasuke is now regretting from not having Ino get rid of this problem or like she couldn't. After the few days that he have come back to Konoha with Naruto back then, he have asked the Ino to remove CS from his mind since the curse mark is no longer can be used. When Ino have entered the Uchiha's mind, she tried to get rid of CS but ended up with her having to trapping him inside a cage before he could do anything to her that would scared her for life. Sasuke have gotten used to it and now kinda feel what Naruto had to go through with Kurama, but instead of having something sealed inside the stomach it was inside his head. Sasuke have made it to the training ground and started doing warm ups while waiting for his blonde training partner. After the warm ups, he started to meditate and focus on his chakra while being unaware of one Tenten hiding behind a near by tree.
"Good he's alone right now," thought Tenten with a smile on her face and a twinkle in her eye, "now my chance to get him to tell me."
She sprung into action quickly before he realized that she was there. Tenten got out some rope and quickly try to tie Sasuke up, but she didn't count on him to move out of her sight. Before she knew it, she was tied up to a tree with a chakra represser seal on the said rope. Tenten could only pout as she failed to get Sasuke to tell her anything about the other world's weapons and could see that he is back to meditating with ear plugs inside his ears. This silence continued for an hour before Naruto have arrived inside the training ground. Naruto could see Tenten tied up to the tree and couldn't help but sweat drop at the sight at her failed attempt to get Sasuke to talk. Naruto walked over to Sasuke and poked his head and then jumped away from him before he get cut in half with Sasuke's sword.
"Teme are you trying to kill me," yelled Naruto.
"No, I was just merely testing to see if your reflexes are still sharp," said Sasuke with a blank look.
"Grr, anyway we need to find a way for Tenten to stop going after you for information."
"I agree with you but how?"
"Maybe just tell me what I want to know," answered Tenten while smiling.
"No, you'll just want to know more," said Sasuke in a monotone voice while looking at Tenten.
"How about if we bring her with us back to Mahora," asked Naruto.
"Not an option/yeah let me go," answered Sasuke and Tenten at the sometime.
"Um Sasuke, you do know that if she goes with us to Mahora," explains Naruto, "then she'll stop bugging you about it."
"Tck, fine but if she bugs me again," said Sasuke as he pointed his sword at Naruto's throat, "I'll go after you Naruto."
Naruto just gulped and nodded his head at Sasuke while being careful to not get cut by the sword. Sasuke moved his sword away from Naruto's throat and cuts the rope that holds Tenten to the tree. Tenten landed on her feet and thanks the two for letting come them. Before she left the place, she gave the Uchiha a kiss on the lips and left a mentally confused and shocked Sasuke along with a snickering Naruto. The blond hero nudged his friend and asked how was that kiss compared to Chisame. He had to dodge a swing from Sasuke as he start attacking him for some reason. In the end, they were able to train with each other except most of the times were when Sasuke was trying to kill Naruto.
-Time skip: The day before departure-
During this amount of time, Naruto was able to finish the things he needed to do before going back to Mahora. He was able to master his father's jutsu and advance it to where he doesn't need to use the tri-pointed kunai to a place or location. He was even able to lean how to use the teleporting spell that Takamichi used on the two to get back to Konoha. He even spent time with his girlfriends but still regeatting about going with Ino on her shopping spring. He checked everything to see if he had everything ready for tomorrow and then went to see if his girlfriend are ready for tomorrow. Naruto have decided on bringing them with him, Sasuke, and Tenten so that they can see Mahora and meet Setsuna along with seeing his mother. Hinata and Ino were very excited when Naruto have told them the news about them going with him and Sasuke back to Mahora. However, Naruto have told Ino that she have to reframe herself from sending gossip around the whole village along with not being her gossip queen self at Mahora, since the girls there are already really energetic enough along with being a bit naive. Ino agreed to it under a condition that he have to follow which that he must go with her when she go shopping. Naruto agreed while also crying anime tears as he picture his frog wallet being flat while Hinata try to cheer him up.
"Kit is it really a good idea about bring your himes with you and the Uchiha," asked Kurama.
"Yes, since I don't want Ino to read my mind and find out that Tenten is coming with us," answered Naruto.
"Very true, but you could have also think things at a very fast pace so that she couldn't know."
"But then she'll use blackmail on me to let her and Hinata come with us."
"Damn I forgot about that part," said Kurama then smirks, "I still like the blackmail from when she wants to sleep..."
"Don't you even dare finish that sentence," yelled Naruto, "YOU PERVERTED FUR BALL!"
"HAHAH, it's alway fun to mess with you kit," said a smiling Kurama.
"I hate you."
"Love you too kit."
-With Sasuke-
We find Sasuke laying on his couch reading a book based on basic magic that he 'borrowed' from Eva's library inside her resort with Sakura laying on top of him. He doesn't mind that Sakura is laying on top of him, but he did mind the fact that his two ex-teammate of hark are fixing another hole in his wall that they have made again. He wasn't sure if he should ask a seal expert to make so that the holes aren't made ever again or not. It seem he still enjoying the two's misery of being bossed around by Sakura and being on the receiving end of her punches. Since, he now trust that his apartment is in safe hands when he leaves for Mahora.
"Make sure you two fix that hole perfectly," said Sasuke while not looking away from his book, "or Sakura will go after you both again."
"Yeah yeah whatever," said a slightly steamed Suigetsu, "do we really need to wear these ridiculous outfits?"
"Yes, and beside I could always make you both wear a pink version of it," answered Sakura, "I'll also take pictures then have them placed all over the village."
Both Suigetsu and Jugo gulped at Sakura's threat as that would easily hurt their pride and humiliate them. Without further ado, the two quickly went to work on patching the hole perfectly. Sakura smiled and snuggled up to Sasuke to which she got a response from him by his arm wrapping around her. Sasuke continue to read his book so that he could get better knowledge about magic after he made a discovery while trying with Naruto one time. The discovery was that the shield from his pactio card is able to absorbed and reflect spells. The absorbing part allowed him to use make different arrows but with different element comes with different properties. The properties were different from the ones with his pistols for example, the arrow would trap his target when using wind magic instead of splinting something in two. So, he theorized that, his pistols uses the properties for the elemental chakra while his arrows would use the properties for the magic elements. Right now he is studying on the light and darkness elements of magic to see what they can do since he have already looked up the others.
"Well, the training with Naruto didn't go to waste," thought Sasuke, "I was able to now sense magic."
"Although it's a bit odd that Blondie have a very a ridiculously large reserve of magic like his chakra," said CM Sasuke.
"Well, he did train to be come a sage," thought Sasuke, "even if it's annoying that he's able to do it."
"Well, what the plan about keeping the secret about being a servant for that chibi-vampire?"
"I'll just try to keep anyone from finding out about that, or until I find a way for her to let me be free from being her servant."
"Let see you can't fight her since she is an immortal being."
"I can't outsmart her since she lived longer than me."
"You could always make a deal with her."
"What would the deal be about?"
"If she release you being her servant," answered CM Sasuke, "you'll be come her apprentice."
"That's a good idea and a bad one."
"Oh really how so?"
"I'll be able to get out from being her servant, but then she'll want something in return for all the lessons."
"If it's payment then that's easy just offer your blood."
"I much rather have her freeze me in ice."
"Hey it's that or trying to help her make her body turn older."
"I choose the second option and I'll make Itachi pay with his blood for the lessons."
"That's better than my idea for payment."
"Then why did you think of it," thought Sasuke, "after all you are me."
"That's because I'm your ex-curse mark self," answered CM Sasuke, "remember I'm more of a fighter than a thinker."
"I really need to find out how to get rid of you."
With that thought pass by, Sasuke have blocked out his ex-CM self so that he can go back to reading as Sakura have drifted off to sleep and the two guys fix the hole that he hope to be the last of until next visit back to Konoha. Sasuke just sighed as he think about why kami is torturing him so much. Sasuke still remembered that the others are going to be holding a farewell party for him, Naruto, and the people that'll be coming with them. He just hope that nothing happens while they're at the party. However, knowing how his luck have been since when he was stuck inside Sakura's homemade solider fill, something is bound to happen there.
-Time skip: The day of leaving-
"Mind telling what happened while you both weren't under my watch," asked a confused Takamichi as he look at Sasuke (who is wearing a suit), Naruto(also wearing a suit), a smiling Tenten, a nervous Hinata, and Ino. All of them are standing in front of the village's gate.
"That's a long story," answered Sasuke while Naruto scratch behind his head, "but I don't think we have time for hearing that."
"Your right about that Sasuke-san," said Takamichi.
Before the day when they leave, the five have gone to the farewell party that was being hold inside one of the bbq restaurants. It was going so well at the farewell party, but like all farewell parties that involve Naruto and the gang, it'll end in a disaster. Near the end of the party, Lee have accidentally drank a small container of sake which have lead to him using the drunken fist. Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Sai try to stop him, until Lee have called Choji the taboo word that always put the big bone person on edge. Everyone except Lee are now running from an enraged Choji who have now activated his human boulder. All the people that was in the restaurant were able to get out (save for Choji and Lee), however, the said restaurant have collapsed from the beating that Choji and Lee have done to it. Now back to the present time with the six people.
"So do we all have to garb on to you," asked Ino as she is ready to go.
"Yes, but I can only able to transport two of you at the same time," answered Takamichi while seeing the frowns on the girls faces.
"Don't worry about that," said a smiling Naruto while getting the attention from the others, "I been studying the spell that glasses-Takahata used last time."
"That's a big relift," said Ino as she's now cheered up, "I thought that we all have to be stuffed inside one of the storage scrolls like what happened to Sasuke."
Sasuke shivered as he still remember the time that he was stuck inside one for a long time with nothing to eat beside Sakura's solider pills. Naruto told everyone that he'll be taking Ino and Hinata while Takamichi would take Sasuke and Tenten, along with them having to teleport inside the Konoemon's office since he have something to do that involve the three girls. Takamichi agreed and start chanting with his hands on Sasuke and Tenten's shoulders while Naruto unsealed his staff and started chanting with Hinata and Ino's hand on his shoulders. After the two have finished saying the spells, a really bright light have started to cover them all and could be seen from the hokage tower. The light soon started to fade away from and leaving no sight of the group of six. The only ones that were there to watch were Kiba, Arkamaru, and Shino with Kiba mumbling about Naruto being a lucky guy. Somewhere inside the village, Karin is making lunch for Kiba, until she suddenly an odd feeling of hurting her boyfriend when she sees him. (I'll let you all think what she will do to him.)
-Scene change: Konoemon's Office-
We find Konoemon sitting at his desk reading a book, but the said book is none other than Jiraiya's first book of his perverted series. He was letting out perverted giggles for a short while until a bight light covered the room. After the light have disappeared, he moved the book down to see who it is. He saw Takamichi, Sasuke, Tenten, a frowning Naruto, an equally frowning Hinata, and an even more frowning Ino. He decided to put his book away s that he won't get any trouble from the blond male.
"Welcome back you three," greeted Konoemon, "how was your visit to Konoha?"
"It was good," answered Sasuke.
"It was great," said Naruto as he was still disappointed at Konoemon.
"It was eventful," answered Takamichi.
"Hmm, I see and you all brought some people with you," said Konoemon as he look at the three girls.
Naruto started to introduced Ino, Hinata, and Tenten to Konoemon and telling them that he is also the dean of the school. After the introductions, Sasuke and Takamichi have excused themselves and left the room with Naruto telling Sasuke to tell Eva that he'll be at the cottage soon. When the two have left, Naruto started to get down to business and asked if the three girls could be students the school. The girls and Konoemon have asked him why to which he started to say even if he have the girls study inside Eva's resort, there no other jobs in the school that could be filled. The girls were confused at the part of Eva's resort while Konoemon stroke his beard as he could see Naruto's logic of it. He agreed to make the three be students and be placed inside the new 3-A class but only if Naruto could get the girls up to the same level with some of the other of that said class. Naruto agreed to the term and let Konoemon say that he'll have the girls come back tomorrow for the measurements for their uniforms. They all nodded their heads and left the room so that they can quickly go to Eva's place. After they have left, Konoemon looked out his window while stroking his beard.
"Things are getting very interesting," thought Konoemon.
-Time skip: Eva's cottage-
The four shinobis have reached the chibi vampire's home and could head some yelling and something breaking inside the place. Naruto just blinked and thought about what did Sasuke do this time, while the girls raised a brow at this but shrugged it off. Naruto knocked on the door and saw that Chachamaru (in her maid uniform) have opened the door. She greeted Naruto and asked if the three girls are with him, to which he answered yes. When she let them inside, they saw Eva bitting Itachi's arm with said Uchiha getting a little pale along with him being out cold and Sasuke sipping a cup of tea and not wearing the butler uniform. Naruto was confused as he thought that Sasuke would be dressed like a butler by now. The girls look around then their attention turned to the little vampire as she asked Naruto why he have brought three strangers with him. The spiky haired blond quickly explain about that and even introduce the three to Eva and even told them that she's his godmother along with the fact that she's a vampire and being a very powerful mage. That looks on their faces were priceless, Hinata was wide eyes and then she fainted, Ino was both wide eyed and had her mouth open, and Tenten...let say that her brain was trying to reboot from the fact that she standing in the present of a powerful mage. Chachamaru took a picture so that Eva can look at their shocked faces. After the three have gotten over their shock over the sudden information, Naruto warn them to not make Eva angry. Sasuke shivered as he still remember Eva's wrath first hand.
"So Sasuke, why aren't you wearing the butler uniform," asked a confused Naruto as the girls try not to laugh at the thought of the second last Uchiha as a butler.
"Because I made a deal with Eva," answered Sasuke.
"OK, what was the deal that you two made," asked Naruto.
"It was that if I let him go," answered Eva, "then he'll become my apprentice and he'll have his brother pay for his lessons."
"If your going to ask how did Itachi get here," said Sasuke as he answer Naruto's unspoken question, "then he been here using the resort for training."
Ino have decided to asked the that were on the three girls's minds which was about the resort. Eva sighed and told her godson to show them to the resort so that she doesn't have to deal with it at all. Naruto nodded his head and showered the girl to the resort and he start explaining about it to them after they have reached inside there. He also explained that the place will be where they'll start the studying for the next few days. This have them groaning out since they didn't think that they have to go back to school.
-Time skip: last day of spring break-
It's a good morning, the birds are singing, the sun is out and shinning, and Yue trying to get Haruna out of Naruto's latest trap. After Naruto and Sasuke have returned from Konoha with Tenten, Hinata, and Ino in toll, Naruto have have gotten the girls up to level with some of the girls of the class that he, Sasuke, and Negi are in charge of while the said Uchiha been learning from Eva. After that, the five of them have walked out and help buy the girls clothes so that the three of them could fit in better, Naruto even found a spell that could make it seem that Hinata have pupils in her eye. Naruto was crying anime tears every time he have to pay for Ino and Hinata's clothes but mostly Ino's while Sasuke was on the verge of actually crying since he was forced to pay for Tenten's clothes and...guns. They found a gun store outside of the academy's grounds and the girl made him buy all different kinds of them. Then a blessing from kami have saved him from his money trouble which was Mana being there and payed for it all but also told Sasuke that all that will be on his tab. After the ridiculous shopping spree, the two assistant teacher showed the girls around Mahora while trying not to be seen by the soon be students of 3-A, which they succeed until they ran into Setsuna and Kaede. Sasuke decided to make Naruto suffer a little and excused himself then ran off with Tenten and Kaede after him. Naruto sighed as Ino and Hinata started to talk with Setsuna. The two told her that they are from where Naruto am from and Ino even told Setsuna that they know of the kiss and pactio that the sword wielder made with Naruto. Setsuna blushed that could almost match one of Hinata's old ones, but soon she turn even redder after hearing that the two girls are Naruto's girlfriends and they don't really mind sharing him with her. Setsuna just gave them that she'll think about it and ran off before the three could say anything. We now find our blond hero helping Negi and Konoka clean. Naruto even found out what happened while he and Sasuke were away along with Negi being Ayaka's little brother for a day.
"Seem like you been busy having fun with everyone huh Negi," asked Naruto in a teasing tone, "you little play boy you."
"Naruto-nii, it's not like that," said Negi while he blushes out of embarrassment.
"Relax Negi, I was only kidding," said a smiling Naruto while messing up Negi's hair.
"You two almost act like real sibling," said a smiling Konoka with giggling a little bit.
Naruto chuckled as they finished up cleaning while Negi was thinking that Konoka is the opposite of Asuna, but his thoughts were interrupted by Asuna's yell that she was back which cost the poor boy to get scared and say that he's sorry. Asuna was confused about that but the shrugged it off as she showed Negi a letter from the magic academy with Naruto looking at it. Naruto have a deadpan look as he look at the letter while thinking that they couldn't have of picked a made up name instead of trying to let the world know about magic. The three waited for the Konoka to go out of the room, so that they can open the letter. Once the letter was opened, it showed an image of Nekane as she started to talk like a recorded message. Naruto was impressed that magic could do something like this and then sweat dropped at she asked if Negi have found a partner yet. He could clearly see how Asuna would do to Negi after the letter is done. And he was right about what Asuna would do to the poor boy as she asked him what kind of partner is it. Naruto stepped in to save the boy and started explaining about the pactio partner history and then Negi added that it's popular to be married to said partner, to which Asuna start pulling Negi's cheeks. That was interrupted when Konoka made herself known which scared the three. Asuna asked her how long have she been listening, they were lucky that she only heard the middle. She then went to the door while yelling out about Negi true purpose was to find a partner. Negi panic a little but calmed down as Konoka said that she was kidding with Naruto sweat dropping at the girl's sense of humor. Unknown to them, the twins were behind the door when Konoka did that joke and they quickly spread it.
-Few minutes later-
"Man, your sister almost blown you cover Negi," said Naruto as he walk next to Negi, "but it's nice that she trying to look out for you."
"Yeah, but if anyone were to find out that I'm a mage," said Negi as he start to get depressed, "I'll be turn into an ermine."
"Come on Negi, there no need to think about that now," said Naruto while smiling and cheering the boy up, "we have to meet up with Sasuke and make plan for the new term."
"Your right nii-san," said a determined Negi, "I'll worry about finding a partner later and focus on working toward the new term."
"That's the sprit Negi!"
Their attention was soon turn to the source of the union yell from their students. When they turn around, they were surprise when the girls said to make them their partner while calling the two prince. They were soon surrounded by the girls as they asked different questions toward the two male. Naruto grab Negi's arm and started to run for it, but the girls were running after them. And in a short while, Sasuke joined the two at running as he two was being chased but some of the other girls. The three quickly turn into a corner where Naruto quickly unsealed his staff, much to Negi's surprised and the two quickly went into the air with Sasuke turning himself into a spine-tailed swift to follow the two up. All three let out a sigh of releift as they manage to get away. Sasuke started to fly toward Eva's cottage where he'll be safe from the girls that are going after him as Naruto and Negi flew toward the school for hiding. While the two are flying toward the school, Negi asked Naruto when did he learn how to fly and where did he find the staff? Naruto answered Negi's first question that he was learning in secret with only Sasuke and two magical aware people (he doesn't want to let Negi know about Eva being a vampire yet) and answered the second question with him finding it in one of the things that his father left for him. (Which he's still mad for that little prank in one of the Omakes that I make.) When they have reached the school, Naruto have sealed up his staff and landed down to the ground as Negi lowered himself down to ground before getting off his staff. After the two have landed safely onto the ground, they heard someone call their names and then they looked to see a beautiful girl wearing a kimono. Negi thought he was caught by a stranger until Naruto reavaled that it's Konoka while making a lie about what she saw along with complimenting her. Negi calmed down and then asked why she was wearing a kimono? Konoka was about to answer when some guys were calling out her name and then dragged the two boys away.
-Scene change: soon to be 3-A's class room-
"Ehhhh, Konoka-san's marriage interview," yelled out a surprised Negi as Naruto put his hand over the boy's mouth.
"Are you trying to get us found out," whispered Naruto loudly.
Konoka have dragged the two into this room to hide. She soon told them about her grandfather's marriage interview for her. That was why Negi have yelled out from the news, while Naruto and even Kurama sweat drop as she told them that it's one of Konoemon's hobbies. Kurama might be a perverted fox demon but even he thought that it's weird to have a hobby like that. The two were talking to each other and missed the part of Konoka running away halfway through the photo taking. Naruto then face-palm while Konoka almost did the same after hearing Negi asking what's a marriage interview. Naruto quickly told Negi what it was with Konoka's help. She even showed them the people that her grandfather want her to meet. Negi look through them and was surprised at what career each one have. Naruto then pointed out his opinion on the matter of this.
"He does know that there an age gasp with each of these guys," said Naruto while getting the other two attention, "and there even some that is twice your age Konoka."
"Yeah, but I don't like any of them," said Konoka as she sighed, "beside we're still young and it's too early to deiced a future partner."
"That what I think too," said Negi as he agree with her as Naruto just nodded his head, " I understand completely."
Konoka suddenly remembered about what happened back at the room and a little rumor about Naruto without the whole prince part. She started to say that rather than picking one of her grandfather's choses, she would pick Naruto as her partner while getting close to the blond's face. Naruto decided to mess with Negi and asked Konoka if she could use fortune telling to see what Negi's partner type is, which she quickly said yes. Negi was confused at first, but then was quickly reminded by Konoka that she's the head of the fortune telling club. Naruto could see the little sparkle in her eye that meant mischief when Negi didn't even see it. Konoka started to act serious as she holder Negi's palms up into the air while looking at a crystal ball that rest on the table that they're using and making Naruto think of where did she hide that crystal ball on her person. She first said that his relationship have slightly with that person during the spring break to Negi which made the boy think of many people while Naruto could only some people that are in the class, then she took a turn toward the perverted sideband told him that he have seen the girl's panties that was the boy's future partner (that point is where Naruto was holding back the urge to laugh at the face that Negi was making), to finished it off, Konoka have made a perfect detail of Asuna and made Negi very shock while the blond hero started to laugh on the floor.
"Oh this is too rich," thought a laughing Naruto, "he really fell for it!"
"That's even more funnier than watching that memory of you falling for that old trick when you were still little," said Kurama while laughing hard with the blond.
"I'm going to ignore so that won't ruin this," thought Naruto as he is now holding his side.
"It's not funny Naruto-nii," said an upset Negi after Konoka have kidded about Asuna and hearing Naruto laugh for a while.
"Ha ha sorry ha but you should have seen your face," said Naruto as started to calm down from his laughing fit and getting up.
Konoka giggled as she watch the two making a sort of sibling like theme while scything that Negi's relationship with Asuna have improved after he and Naruto first came beside the coming of Sasuke. Negi soon grown a little upset and try to reason with the girl as she fake scared of the mad Negi. Naruto smiled on at Negi's behavior and recall that the orange haired girl have been being nicer to Negi better than the two-first started to teach the girls' class. Our blond hero decided to mess with the two after Konoka have called Negi her little brother.
"Konoka-chan, Negi's not your little brother," said Naruto while smiling as Negi calmed down from Konoka's comment.
"Aww, then is he Asuna's little brother," asked Konoka as it look like Negi was going to mad.
"No, he's my little brother," said the still smiling Naruto while messing with Negi's hair who was stop from making a fit over it and looking at Konoka, "and then that would make him your brother-in-law if your going to choose me as your partner."
Konoka started to blush as well as Negi but out of pure embarrassment as Naruto started to chuckle at the result that he want to happen. But then it started to backfire at him when Konoka smiled and hugged onto his arm that wasn't on Negi's head and said that she's all right with that. Now it was Naruto's turn to blush as he didn't expect her to do this on him after that.
"Hohoho, looks like you three are getting along well," said a familiar voice.
The three turn to see Asuna and Ayaka standing at the door with the two looking mad. For Asuna was that she was worried about Negi and while, Ayaka was mad that Konoka was trying to keep Naruto and mainly Negi to herself but unknowingly misunderstand it. Naruto could only gulp as he remember the power of the female wrath. The three were trying to make the two see that it was a misunderstanding, but was it was soon cut off by the two boys and Konoka's pursuers. Thinking quickly, Naruto opened a window and grab both Negi and Konoka then jumped out the side window with the two under his arms. All the people in the room thought that the three fell to their death and ran to the window to see the spiky blond running away from the building with the other two in hand.
"Kami why do you have to do this to me," thought Naruto as he run.
-With Sasuke-
We find Sasuke hiding inside his room with the doors locked and sealed shut. Eva had Chachamaru try to bring down the door so that she can get the Uchiha to get rid of Zazie who was standing in front of the cottage for the past hour and it have started to annoy her. So far, Chachamaru have yet to knock down door and Zazie have started to set up a tent outside in front of the cottage. Eva was thinking of having Konoemon to have Sasuke move in with one of the magical awarded girls or staff so that she have to deal with this anymore.
Chachazero: How come I didn't show up yet?
Hinata: Chachazero-san there still the Omakes.
Chachazero: Oh yeah I almost forgotten about that.
-Walks into the room-
Finally back from that hospital.
All three: Welcome back Liger
How did everything go here?
Chachamaru: Everything's is all right here
Good and Hinata.
Hinata: Yes?
You'll might want to go and check on Naruto after the omakes are done.
Hinata: Why?
Sakura is chasing him with a big hammer right now.
Hinata: W-what?!
Chachazero: ON WITH THE OMAKES!
Omake 1: Rabbit Jiraiya's mini-adventures Part 2
"Damn I thought that I was a goner after that girl tried to shoot me," thought Jiraiya as he started to wake up, "why is the ground feel so soft?"
Jiraiya started to open his eyes but his vision was blurry so he blinked his eyes a few times before he could fully see clearly. He soon found out that he's inside a room after his vision was clear and that he's laying on top of a folded blanket. He got up and started to look around the room to find out who have took him in here. So far, he knows that he's in the girl's dorm as he jumped onto a desk and looked out the window to see that some girls walking inside the building. Now the question in his head was who was the one that took him in. His question was answered in the most cruelest way which was Setsuna walking into the room with Kaede. Good thing the fur that how covered Jiraiya can hide his sweat because he's sweating up a storm as those two were the others that was chasing him from back then.
"Kami why do you have to torture me like this," thought Jiraiya while crying anime tears.
"I see that our furry little friend is awake," said Kaede as she look at Jiraiya, "though I wonder why did you bring him here?"
"It's either this or letting someone else find him," answered Setsuna as she set down her sheet covered sword next to the bunk beds and picking up the rabbitfied Jiraiya, "namely Evangeline and Mana."
"Oh right, Mana have a liking for eating rabbit stew," said Kaede as she remembered that fact of Mana.
Jiraiya is praying that they don't find out that it's him and remember him from that day. Setsuna have sat him down to get something with Kaede doing something. He quickly saw that the two haven't closed the all the way. He sneakily went over to the door and try to open it without making any noise. However, his escape was failed as he felt someone picking him up. He found out it was Setsuna who picked him, she then closed the door shout with her foot while giving the rabbit form of Jiraiya a carrot. Unable to control his new rabbit instincts, he started to eat the carrot. And thous, this is the start of Jiraiya becoming the two's pet.
Jiraiya: OI, that's all I get for being a rabbit!
Oh just wait until the next one you'll be turned into a cat.
Jiraiya: THERE NO WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A CAT!
Yes, you will or I'll make a deal with Eva to drink all your blood.-have dark aura around me-
Jiraiya: Y-yes sir.
Omake 2: Eva's age changing
We find our blond hero standing in front of Eva with a practice wand in hand. Since Naruto have turn prevy-sage younger preeminently, she wants him to turn her older if possible. Naruto have been trying to remember the mistake that he made before but only got nothing. So Eva have had him try to get through trial and error on different things. The first one try was a fail since he got the spell right and destroyed a callom, the second one was also a fail since the target which was Chachazero didn't age but was brought to life to be a real little girl, the third is an even more of a fail as he did the same thing on Chachamaru like with the once doll, and the last try was a success as he manage to make Chachazero become older but only to look like a twelve year old. Now back on track to the present, which was the time when Naruto will make the chibi vampire look older.
"Are you ready Eva-chan," asked Naruto as he gets ready.
"I been ready," answered Eva with a smirk on her face, "so just start doing it."
Naruto nodded his head as he start calling out the spell to make Eva age older. After a few while, he finished saying the spell and it hit Eva head on. Like before smoke covered her figure from view. After it cleared out, Eva started to call Naruto a baka as he made her look like a five year old. Naruto try again and was kinda successful as he indeed made her older but way too older as she now look like she's in her fifty's. Naruto and Chachazero started to laugh as Naruto started to call her Obaa-san. That was short live as he was in cased in ice. After he was freed from his ice prison, he tried again and this time made her look like a fifteen year old. She was happy with that and was about to thank her grandson for getting it right but soon realized that she have nothing on hence Naruto had his eyes closed.
"Eva-chan don't you have any clothes to wear," asked Naruto.
"Sadly the only clothes that will fit would be Chachamaru's clothes," answered Eva in a displeased tone.
If it wasn't worse for her slight embarrassment, Jiraiya have walked into the area with a book in hand. When he looked up from said book, he made a perverted face toward Eva who froze him in ice and Naruto kicking him over the edge to fall into the water. Eva quickly ran into her resort to get something to wear before the pervert of a sage comes back. Naruto opened his eyes after he Chachamaru have told him that it was ok and he saw Sasuke standing near the destroyed bridge. Sasuke's face was static with now emotion showing but have some blood leaking out from his nose. To Naruto's guess it was from him seeing his undressed mistress, Chachamaru walked over to Sasuke and poked the Uchiha's forehead. Sasuke's body fell backward and started to fall down to the water below while Chachamaru say, "ecchi-Sasuke."
Eva: Now that's a good Omake -have an ice sword near my neck-
Now can you please not kill me Eva -is scared-
Eva: only if you tell me who was fake Nagi.
It was Naruto but I should wait since right now he's hiding from Sakura
Eva: good advice -remove the ice sword away from my neck-
Good and thanks for making Sasuke "see" reason.
Eva: I don't mind at all after all this have helped me get a new ser..I mean friend.
Chachazero: Liger what about the Omake about angle-wing girl and Blondie.
You mean Setsuna and Naruto?
Chachazero: yeah and duck head and weird girl.
Again you mean Sasuke and Chisame also it's not nice to call someone weird.
Chachazero: whatever
Just for that, I'll only do the Omake of Sasuke and Chisame.
Chachazero: noooo
Omake: Sasuke's special hiding place.
We find Chisame sitting at her computer looking through her fan's comments from her homepage of her net idol self. She keep looking though them while glancing over to her couch that was occupied by one person, which was one sleeping Sasuke Uchiha. The reason of why Sasuke is pretty obvious which is that, to hide from Zazie and keep company of the one person that is almost like him. And the reason she allowed him to hide in her dorm room was because he threaten her that he'll tell everyone in mahora that she's Chiu along side the little crush she have for him after the she kissed him. She still blushes every time she remember the kiss. She sighed and look over at Sasuke who look to be waking up.
"How long are you going to hide here from Zazie," asked Chisame.
"Until she sees that, I don't like overly obsessed fangirls or obsessed girls," answered Sasuke.
"So a long time huh?"
"Hn."
"I don't know what worse me understanding the hn of yours or you keeping my secret safe."
"The second one could be the worse since I know how to tell everyone in mahora and maybe the whole world."
"Your evil you know that!"
"Only when I want to be," said Sasuke with a smirk on his face.
Chisame shook her head and sighed as she's stuck with him for the time being. Suddenly an idea popped into her head, which was that she could take advantage of this to get to know the Uchiha better. That idea stayed there while she ignored the other half of herself that kept shouting to her to make him her's. So she started to ask Sasuke some questions to which he did the same to Chisame. After a little while of asking questions to each other, they started to talk normally with both of them sitting on the couch and eating snacks that rest on a table in front of them. As they both reach for forward to pick up a snack, their hands touched each other. The two quickly withdraw their hands away and had slight blushes on their faces. Sasuke look over to Chisame who was trying to avoid his glance but was failing as it was almost feel like back when they first kissed and nearly made out. After a few minutes of absolute silence, the two sighed and look at each other in the eyes.
"You know Chisame," said Sasuke while slowly showing a small smile, "you look beautiful with or without your glasses on.
"T-thanks Sasuke-sensei," said a blushing Chisame.
Unknown to both of them, their bodies were slowly moving closer to each other. It wasn't until that their mouths were moving closer to the other to realize on what going on with their bodies.
"What the hell am I doing," thought Sasuke as his head continue to move toward Chisame's, "is this your doing CM me?"
"I'll answer your question with a question," answered CM Sasuke, "does the blond baka hate ramen?"
"No."
"There's your answer; this is your own action and your body is just being honest."
"Even if she look beautiful, I'm still her teacher!"
"Your an assistant teacher baka, so technically you can go around that rule."
"What am I doing," thought Chisame as she was having slight panic attack within her head, "why is my body moving on it's own again, and making me kiss my handsome..damn it!"
The two tried to reason themselves and try to get some control of their bodies, but now such luck at all. So far their were lips were inches away from each other as the two started to think of each other in different ways. They stopped struggling with themselves after their lips were just an inch away from each other.
"Aw, screw it," thought the two, "I'm going to kiss her/him."
That was the last thought of either one of them before they closed the gap and started to kiss each other. At first it was just a sweet kiss, but soon it turn into a full blown make out session for the two. Now every time Zazie try to look for Sasuke, he would hide inside Chisame's room. And when Chisame isn't taking pictures of herself as Chiu in her room, she would make out with the Uchiha after he have arrived inside her room.