Saya's mom called her at 6:50 in the morning... she couldn't get back to sleep... she's writing because of that...she needs sleep...oh...this is number 10 you say? Wooooo Saya hit double digits... she could enjoy that more if she wasn't dead...please enjoy it for her...

If saya owned D.Gray-Man she wouldn't need a disclaimer.

Rated: T because Saya-sama is to young for Lemons, but is not above excessive swearing and hinting at ''things''. It''s AU, taking place in our time in the U.S. just because I have little knowledge of Japanese schools other than what I read in shojo manga... and there''s probably gonna be OOC in this story too! Don''t like? Don''t read, no ones forcing ya.

000

Rhode stood outside the library, waiting for her cousin to come out. She had no company sadly, as the lovely Miss Lenalee had left for home. She liked Lenalee, and would have liked to spend a bit more time with her.

Tyki finally came back out from the library, smirking triumphantly, it was obvious he got what he wanted.

"You shouldn't go around getting attached to humans Tyki."

She warned. He combed his fingers back through his hair, sighing though his smirk never left him.

"Same to you, dear first child, you wouldn't want to get attached to your new doll, now would you? What will happen when you break her?"

Rhode grinned, in what to any onlooker would be an innocent way. But to Tyki, who knew that smile well, he knew it was a tainted smile with dark underlying purpose.

"When she breaks...she well be beautiful. Exorcists... I wonder if they're all like that?"

She wondered aloud.

"I'm sure they all break in the most lovely of ways..."

000

Ugh... having to spend any amount of time with those new freaks really bugs me! And UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH THE WAY THEY LOOKED LIKE FRICKIN' HUNTERS!?! Kami can things get much more creepy..? At this rate all my er...acquaintances ...will be queer... Bleh.

Then again... am I really one to talk...? thinking that Moyashi was... cute...

...you know it's bad when you're actually admitting it. Well, in any case I'll just blame him and that'll be that. The clean-up duty is over now anyways. I wont being seeing much of him as long as I stick to my not-class-attending schedule. But that seemed to be getting harder... lately I find myself actually going to class. I think I might have a fever, or maybe appendicitis. Could someone check my forehead for me?

Yup, I'm sick, that's the only explanation for all of my weird behavior, I'm horribly, deathly, sick and I need to go be quarantined.

Ok... ok... so that might be just a bit much but... not by far, I'm sure. I mean, if I'm not sick, then why else would I want to touch that idiot Moyashi?

000

Allen had been called to Mr. Wenhamm's room. Currently, he gaped at his teachers, Mr. Wenhamm and Mr. Komui, who had just asked of him a ridiculous request.

"I know it seems like an impossible thing but... please look out for him? Keep him in check?"

Komui asked, taking a sip of his blue mountain coffee.

"But what makes you think I can do that!?"

Allen asked, slightly afraid of the task requested of him.

"Because, ever since you two have been around each other, we've noticed that he's coming to school more. And he hasn't gotten into a fight since that one a week ago."

"That's an uncommon thing for him, just so you know."

Komui added, to be sure Allen got that.

"..."

Allen sighed, he was being asked to stay close to Kanda, that was a death sentence, in his opinion, the older boy most definitely did not like being around him, or seem to like Allen in general. What were these teachers thinking Allen could do about one problem student?

Besides... shouldn't it be the older student looking after the younger...? this is so backwards...

000

Kanda sneezed.

"Heh, someone's talkin' about you Yuu-chan"

Lavi said, he was currently taking up the air for breathing in my room... and my space for stuff-putting. Get this idiot out of my room. I've had enough idiots in here recently.

"That's just s stupid myth for housewives."

"Oooooooh, if I'm the mommy, who's the daddy?"

I hit him over the head, like hell I wanna deal with this.

"Why!? Are you in here anyways...?"

"Um... because you love me?"

Again, I hit him, at this rate I was gonna give him a concussion.

"If you're under that impression, you should seek help."

"Hmph! Well then who does our stoic Yuu-chan like at all? If abusing the people around him doesn't count as him showing care for others?"

"I don't like anyone, that's my point. Please shut up now... I'm in the middle of an early-life crisis..."

Said early-life crisis was how damned cute that Moyashi was! I can't get over it! That's a bad thing!

"Awe, tell mama Lavi what's wrong..."

Lavi said, in a fake motherly voice. BAM. My fist connected with his face.

"Mama Lavi"!? What's wrong with you!?!!?"

"Damn Yuu-chan... you gotta find some way to release all that pent-up anger and frustrations... a hobby maybe?"

"My "hobby" is beating the shit out of idiots."

"Forgot about that, it's been over a week since you've gotten into trouble. Yuu...are you like trying to reform yourself? There are schools for that kinda thing you know."

"...no... I just ... haven't felt like fighting or...something."

Lavi put a hand to my head, well at least someone's checkin' my health.

"You don't have a fever... AHA! YOU'RE NOT REALLY KANDA-PANDA ARE YOU!?!"

Oh, he was in for it now. I loomed over him, the aura of evil and darkness surrounding me.

"You seem to have some very bad luck with "pandas" you idiot red..."

well... this chapter could've been better. And if you were wondering, that part at the beginning where it said Tyki got what he wanted, that does not mean the had hot and heavy yaoi smex in the school library. Maybe some other day. Kuku... The panda remark was kinda a pun. 'Cause Lavi calls Bookman panda, and he just called Kanda Kanda-Panda, and they both get pissed at him for it, so he has bad luck with pandas. review if you think Kanda's gonna turn out to be a pervert.