Disclaimer: I do not own HHE or any of the characters in it. I only own Rory.

Thank you Dance Elle Dance, Berry's Ambitions, Guest, and everyone who reviewed my last few chapters! Y'all gave me the honeyglow somethin' awful!

Here is another Bits and Pieces. I'm on another spree of this one since I'm having serious writer's block with Watch Me. Hehehe...I'm sorry chickadees. The pairing is Letch and fem!Stump. These will actually be in chronological order and each one has to do with the other.

Rated T for language


Liposuction

"Do you think I'm fat?" The question caught him off guard and he turned to regard the woman. She was standing in the back of the room in front of a mirror that she insisted be left there. She was turning her hips this way and that while one hand pressed against her stomach. The mutant watched her, eyes wandering up and down her frame. He took in her short dark hair, her more than ample bosom, and her thickly muscled legs. Sure, she was bigger than most women, but she made it look good. He stated this to her, even going so far as to let a smile tug at his lips. The woman blushed hard and thanked him. "If you are feeling fat, there is always lipo." His words were immediately followed by a thrown boot and way too many 'fucks' in one sentence.


Headache

"You are such a little girl, man!" She griped as she supported the large mutant's weight. He leaned heavily on her right side, with one of his own hands clasping his forehead. He snarled at her and glared out of the corner of his eye. "Well, if you hadn't thrown the boot, you wouldn't need to be taking me to see him now would you?" The woman rolled her eyes and shifted his weight a little higher on her shoulder. The two trudged down the tunnel to a nearly empty room. The woman deposited the mutant on a chair and popped her back. Behind her, her mate groaned, complaining of the growing ache behind his eyes. There was a brief chuckle that sounded at the door. The Clan medic walked in, shaking his head. "You are such a pain, Letch."


Rest

"Just go to sleep, you fucking baby." She said this while pressing down on the mutant's shoulder. He was stronger than her and sat up once more. "I ain't tired." He protested. She groaned and sat heavily on the bed. She felt her own head beginning to throb at his antics. The mutant crossed his arms and huffed at her, asking why it was so important for him to sleep. "I just want you to feel better." The woman explained. The large mutant pondered that for a long moment before sighing and settling back on the bed, propping an arm under his head. The woman thanked whatever deity was listening for his compliance and settled on her side next to him, her face turned to him. She thanked him, as well, before kissing his cheek. Her mate snorted that her, but slipped an arm around her waist.


Knots

"This is not restful." She complained, wiggling against him. The mutant pressed his larger frame against her to silence the movement, his gaze lustful. "No, but it's loads more fun." A smirk accompanied the words. The woman sighed and tried to push him back, but to no avail. He ran a calloused hand over her thigh, kneading at the soft flesh. She mewled at the contact, then cursed herself for making such a noise. Her expression made her mate laugh and he kissed her mouth roughly. "I love it when you curse, kid." He growled into her lips, grinding his hips on hers. She caught the sound before it became something a 2-day old kitten would utter, but she couldn't stop the shudder as it rode over her. His legs were wrapped around her own and on arm had snaked around her back to raise her chest higher. It made her think of the game with all the polka dots that you had to contort to touch. 'Why does Twister always lead to sex?' She thought.


X

"X marks the spot, huh?" He asked the question quietly, tracing the faint X shaped scar on her wrist. His mate watched the motion with tired eyes, the lazy movement of his fingers lulling her into a sleepy state. "Mmm..." was her answer as she shifted closer to him. Her body was pressed tightly against his and she rested her head on his muscular chest. His heart beat slowly under her cheek, relaxing her even further. "So..." The mutant started to say. The woman turned her face to him, curiosity overwhelming her exhaustion. "Was it good for you?" Her mate finished with a cheeky grin. She giggled tiredly and snuggled closer. "Of course. It was much better than what I had been getting for 6 years. You know, my ex..." He shut her up with a harsh kiss. "Don't get me started on your ex."


So yeah. That was my attempt at LetchStump. Darn you, Berry's Ambitions for making this pairing stupidly cute and impossible to ignore! x Well, review my chickadees and keep your eyes open for more of this. I am currently working on a GoggleLynn story as well as Watch Me. I'm sorry for taking so long! I get distracted...easily.