Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A/N: I apologize for the last few chapters...they weren't very good.

This one isn't all that good, either, but please review to tell me what you think!!

Tsuna was busy putting away his books for the day when Kyoko stepped up to his desk.

"Hey, Tsuna-kun! Heading home?" she asked.

Tsuna nodded his head, his cheeks glowing brightly. "Y-Yeah...umm...how about you?"

"Well, I'm not doing anything after school...could I come over to your place for a bit?"

"W-WHAT?!" For a moment, Tsuna thought he was dreaming. Did...did Kyoko really ask to come over to his house?

"I said...could I come over?"

"S-S-Sure!! Of...of course you can come over, Kyoko-chan!! It'd be my p-pleasure!!" Tsuna cried, barely able to contain his own excitement.

Kyoko hesitated for about 2 seconds before she asked, "...Your mother will be there, right?"

"Uh...yeah, I think so..."

"Alright, then! Let's go!!"

As soon as Tsuna and Kyoko stepped into the house, they were immediately confronted by Nana, Tsuna's beautiful, yet somewhat naive mother. "Welcome home, Tsu - Oh...what's this?! You brought a GIRL home with you...!!"

Tsuna sighed. "Mom...please don't act so surprised. You'll embarrass me in front of Kyoko-chan,"

"Oh! Sorry, sorry! It's just...oh, I'm so proud of you, honey!!"

"MOOOOOOOOM...!!!"

Fortunately for Tsuna, Kyoko was too busy being captivated by Nana's beautiful features to have heard anything that was just said.

"Hey, Kyoko...are you alright? We're gonna head upstairs for a bit..." Kyoko snapped out of her mesmerized state when she heard Tsuna say her name. Reluctantly, she tore her eyes away from the older woman, and gave Tsuna a warm, friendly smile.

"Yes...I'm...I'm fine."

As she followed Tsuna up the staircase, Kyoko turned her head to get one more look at Nana. She had never seen a more attractive woman in her entire life. This was probably what some people called 'love at first sight', she thought to herself.

"So...your mom...is she single, Tsuna-kun?" Kyoko asked upon entering Tsuna's messy bedroom. Reborn was busy snoozing away in the corner with his pajamas on, a small snot-bubble flowing out of his tiny nose. The brown-haired boy took a seat on the edge of his bed before replying to Kyoko's inquiry.

"No...it's just that my dad's been overseas for the last two years, mining for oil or something..." Tsuna explained, shaking his head.

"Really...?" Kyoko's eyes grew wide.

"Yeah, apparently he told her to just believe that he disappeared or something, since it was more ROMANTIC...I don't understand my parents at all..."

"What?!" That made Kyoko extremely pissed off for some reason, "You mean he just ABANDONED her, and expected her to be happy about it?! He didn't even think about how she might feel, being denied any sort of sexual contact with her beloved husband for two whole years?!!"

"Uhhhh..." Tsuna gave Kyoko a look of pure disbelief, "What...are you talking about, Kyoko-chan...?"

Kyoko immediately waved it off; she had accidentally let her true feelings come forth for a moment there. "Nothing, nothing...umm, is there anything else about your mom you wouldn't mind telling me, Tsuna-kun?"

"Well...she's a pretty good cook, I suppose, and she likes to go shopping for food alot, especially now that Bianchi, I-pin and Lambo live here, so she has to make even MORE meals."

"What about her hobbies? Her favorite food? Things that she doesn't like?" Kyoko wanted to know as much as she could about Nana.

Tsuna raised an eyebrow. "Kyoko-chan...it's odd, but I think that ever since we got here, you've done nothing but talk about my mom..." he said rather slowly.

Kyoko blinked once, then twice. She knew what she had to do now; it was her only possible way of being with Nana. "...I have to go use the bathroom..."

"It's the door on the right at the end of the hall."

"Okay. Thank you."

Without another word, Kyoko rushed out the door, slamming it loudly behind her. Tsuna sighed; this was definitely not the Kyoko he knew and loved. Why was she acting so strange? Why did she care so much about his mother? What the hell was going on?!!

Suddenly, about five minutes later, Tsuna's pondering was cut short when a loud screech jolted him to his feet.

"W-WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!!"

"Why don't you go find out?" Reborn asked, now fully awake and dressed in his traditional mafia suit.

Dashing out into the hallway, Tsuna heard the scream yet again, and he realized it was coming from downstairs.

"S...Stop!!" cried a voice; Tsuna immediately recognized it as his mother's.

"MOM!!!" With incredible bravado that was quite unlike his usual timid self, Tsuna leaped down the entire case of stairs, and practically barrel-rolled into the kitchen. Jumping back to a stand, the young teenage boy was about ready to face off against his mother's attacker...

...when he saw that the 'attacker' was in fact Kyoko Sasagawa, who was, or so it appeared, attempting to rape the older woman.

"I...I just can't hold back anymore!! I'm so sorry!! I...I need to taste you!!!" Kyoko wailed as she unsnapped Nana's bra.

Nana didn't seem to happy about it. "WAAAAAH!!! YOU...YOU PERVERTED GIRL!!! LET GO OF ME!"

"NO! YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE EVER LOVED!! LOVE ME BACK!!! LOVE ME BACK!!!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!"

At that moment, Tsuna wished he could just shoot himself in the head right then and there, but he knew that if he did that, he would simply come back to life with Dying Will.

"Tsuna...your mother and the girl you have a crush on are engaging in illicit homosexual activities!" little Lambo pointed out.

"Yes, Lambo...I know...I know..."