Sorry for not updating! I got swamped with homework… and then all of your OCs… ack… woah… that was scary… Karin-chan had to help me with this chapter, so sorry that it's so depressingly short. Gimme ideas!
But yeah! Ta da!
I got poked in the face and instinctually bit out at it. There was a scream of pain and Hidan started cussing me out,"Jashin dammit you stupid fucking bitch! THAT HURT!"
I opened a bleary blue eye and smirked sadistically.
Konan snorted from my chaise lounge.
Deidara laughed his head off. I slowly got up, yawning. I was way too tired.
"Kakuzu! She almost bit my damn finger off!"
"Serves you right, stripper priest." I grinned, yawning again.
Konan and I ushered all the guys out out so we could change. Konan found a nice white t-shirt, and a pair of shorts. I put on a black formfitting t-shirt and a pair of tan/khaki capris. We walked downstairs as I finger-combed my hair.
As soon as I sat down, a huge plate of waffles was shoved in front of me. I gratefully took a bite and rubbed my eyes, starting to look more awake.
"Aw, Abby-chan's awake." Kisame grinned at me, showing pointy shark teeth and then ruffled my hair. I gave him a gentle glare and went back to my yummy breakfast of gaufres. Waffles, in case you didn't know the French for waffles.
"So, what're we gonna do today?" Karin asked, sitting down. Chibi Tobi was riding on her shoulder. Come to think of it, why weren't the Akatsuki chibis?
POOF.
"Hey!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
*sweatdrop * "Abby-san, why are we chibis?"
I stared at the polite and oh so adorable chibi Sasori," Ya know, Red, I dunno."
He looked at me,"Red?"
"Don't make me explain it again. Like your hair?"
"Please refrain from calling me that."
I stuck out my tongue at him, and continued eating.
"Abby-chan, un?"
"Nandeyo?" I glared at Deidara.
He made a fake depressed face, but continued,"Can you turn us back to human?"
"No. We're going to Walmart! You need to be chibi!"
"…Wal… mart?" Ten confused voices.
"Walmart. Yeah, Walmart. Where souls go when they die, the home of everything you can dream of, and most importantly, I won't meet anyone I know! I think." I chirped, finishing my waffles in record time.
"Let's go!" Karin yelled.
Give poor Ren-chan some ideas, ne?