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"When I get out of here boiled BIRD is on the menu!" Naruto shouted in rage when he landed on solid land. He was so annoyed with that bird right now, and to make matters worse he could manipulate his magic. That meant he would not be able to fly out of here, not that there was enough light to even see where out was. The second he thought that the room lit up as torches on the walls lit up, so who he was in a large square room made of some kind of grey stone that was cancelling out his magic. At the end of the room was a golden door, with two silver armor statues standing at about 20 feet tall next to it holding spears and shields.

Welcome Intruder, to the Resting Place of the Great Sealed Protector! You have done well to get so far, but only those worthy may lay hands on the Unbreakable Chain Protectors!

Play: All That Remains - Two Weeks

'Yep... I am killing that bird.' Naruto thought as the silver statues started to move, and they stepped off their platforms and pointed their spears at Naruto. Naruto's mouth twitched, before his lips moved into his battle grin. The first silver statue swung it's oversized at Naruto, but with a quick hop Naruto landed on the flat side of the blade part. Naruto started to run up the spear, ebfore he was forced to jump back to the ground when the statue next to the first one stabbed at him with his spear.

They were male shaped armor, so Naruto was going to think of them as guys. Naruto's eyes widened when the first statue pointed it's hand at Naruto and electricity shot out of it and nearly hit Naruto if he hadn't bent backwards to avoid the blow. It had passed by close enough so that he had felt a tingle in his skin. Naruto twisted to the side as a blade stabbed into the earth next to him, missing his body by a few inches.

'This may be a bit out of my league.' Naruto thought as he clapped both of his hands in front of his body, and safely caught the spearhead before it could touch his body. His arms shook a little from the strain of holding back the impressive, and by that he meant large, amount of strength the statue had. Crushing his hands together he saw cracks started to appear on the spear, and couldn't help but grin. No matter how small the chance was, as long as he had a chance he would never give up the fight!

Naruto raised his leg and kicked the pole of the spear with his shin so hard that the metal dented. The silvcer statue pulled it's weapon away from Naruto, seeing that it wasn't going to be winning that little show of strength with it's weapon in tact. Naruto dodged a strike of lightning by instinct alone, but not without feeling it graze against his thigh. His next few shaken steps gave the second statue enough time to point his spear at Naruto as fire began to form at the point. Naruto took a deep breath, and just as the flame started to steam at him he waited until he got a few measily feet from his body.

"Raaaaaaah!" Naruto shouted as his Battle Cry blew away the flames, and surprisingly enough a surprise lightning strike from the first one. The statues were non-living so they themselves were mostly unaffected by his cry, other than the fact it shook up the metal of their bodies from the vibrations. Naruto stopped his cry with a huff, before he grinned. "I have always wondered what would happen if I roared a fire based attack. Now I know my answer." Naruto said with a grin stuck to his face so hard it might have frozen in that position. Naruto bounced from foot to foot, before he leapted through the air and his legs touched the wall for a single second, before he jumped to the wall on the right.

Then the wall on the left faster, before going even faster to the front wall, then increasing speed again as he bounced from the front wall to the right wall. From the right wall to the ceiling he jumped, and his speed increased dramatically when he went from the ceiling to the floor. The floor soon became the back wall as he blurred to the ceiling, then the right wall, then the front followed by the left. At the point the statues were just wilding swinging their staffs around like idiots. Naruto smirked while blurring all over the room, and as his speed increased far passed his usual limits thanks to his power trick he remmebered something.

Don't cage a tiger.

Naruto fought at his best when he was surrounded by things that he could bounce from, because he wasn't as fast as he was strong. By bouncing he could use that strength of his to increase his speed to a level above his strength by adding his strength to his speed. Then when he finally reached top speed and unleashed his attack he would have an attack that could be up to over twice his maximum strength, plus his original speed factored in. Of course, even without being at full power this was a devastating attack that increased your attacking power.

Left, right, top, bottom, left, right, bottom, right, back, front, top, bottom, right, left!

'Almost there!' Naruto thought in excitement as he became nearly invisible to the naked eye after nearly a dozen minutes of bouncing around. Then second he hit his top speed he jumped to the back wall, before he shot at the first statue and his feet smacked against his silver chest. Naruto burst through the metal from the front, went through the statue, and then came out of it's back. Naruto then jumped again before he lost momentum and went straight through the stomach of the second statue. Skidding across the ground with his bare feet, Naruto looked over at the statues with a grin when he saw wounds that would instantly kill most living creatures.

"Damn that hurts." Naruto said to himself as he looked down at the bruises that were forming around his ankles from all his high pressure and high speed bouncing. That was the problem with that move. Once you hit top speed, you were literally pushing your body passed the breaking point in most cases. Naruto looked at the craters that peppered the walls from his bouncing, and on the ground the cracked ground from where he had skid.

Naruto turned his head when he heard the sound of clanking, before he turned and his face became one of shock when he saw the two armored bodies coming apart before putting itself back together. Naruto sweat dropped when he saw a giant two headed, four arms, silver armor statue with horns of silver on it's head. The spears had turned into four short swords, and the hole in it's chest and stomahc had healed up.

"Well thats not fair at all." Naruto said sarcastically, but a bead of sweat was forming on his brow. This was seriously not fair when he JUST killed them. It was like somebody really didn't want anyone getting whatever they were guarding. The thing was that he didn't even want it until now, simply because it seemed like he would only get out of here if he got that item. As if sensing his line of thought all four blades lit on fire, and the two heads fused into one head with two faces.

You have done well Intruder, but you have yet to face the might of the Silver God of Storms and Seas Susano-o! The silver creation made to imitate a God!

"Well... I'm fucked." Naruto managed to sum up, before a wave of fire slammed him into his arms that he raised up just in time to protect himself. Naruto took a deep breath, before he roared and dispersed the attack... only for three more waves to fight against his Battle Cry and slowly push him back. Naruto stopped yelling, and ducked, before he jumped over the second, and twisted his body back to avoid the last one.

Naruto started to run towards the statue, and he flipped onto a sword that pierced into the ground. Running up the sword, he dodge every sword strike that was launched at him. Frankly, this opponent wouldn't be to much of a challenge for most S-Class mages, but sadly Naruto wasn't an S-Class mage. Yeah, if you took away the magic from an S-Class mage Naruto would kick ass with his natural superior strength, but this thing could match his strength while also using magic and not having organs. He couldn't even use magic right now.

Do you see how useless it is to face against a true armored beast!?

'Beast?' Naruto thought, before his eyes widened and a grin reformed on his face. With renewed energy Naruto ignored his pain and jumped up to face level with the slow moving statue, and he punched it in the head and dented the metal. Naruto hooked his foot under the 'chin' of the statue and started to unleash blow after blow the this 'beasts' face. He wasn't going to lose to a false beast!

Bruises started to form on his arms and knuckles from constantly attacking the metal with increasing speed between each attack. Naruto balanced his body and bent backwards and a sword stabbed into the head of the statue, and then impaled the wall. Naruto looked up at the sword, before punching it and breaking the blade from the handle. Naruto was slapped against the ground, and hit his head as blood gushed from his now bleeding forhead. Naruto rolled over and raised both his hands in time to catch the large metal foot that tried to squash him. He held it back with a moderate effort, but he winced as pain shot through the bruises and burns on his arms.

'A crack!' Naruto thought when he saw a small hole in the foot of the metal beast, before he grinned and started to rip apart the crack enough so that he c ould go inside the armor. The foot slammed and cracked the ground, while Naruto started to crawl up higher and higher until he was inside the head. If he couldn't beat it in a straight fight, then it was time to be a ninja and cheat his heart out. Naruto saw a glowing red orb inside the chest of the monster, and with a grin he reached out for it... before he hissed when it burned his hand to touch it.

"No pain NO GAIN!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed the hand, and smoke came off his hand as the smell of burnt flesh reached his nose. He gribbed the orb as tightly as he could, and blood started to seep out of the cracks he was causing. Golden blood as hot as the orb itself, and Naruto bit back a scream as he broke the orb further and the golden hot blood seeped onto his arm. The orb finally broke, and golden blood splashed all over Naruto's upper body. He raised his arm up in time to keep any of it out of his face, and he crashed into the walls of the statue as it fell to the ground and died. Kicking a hole in the weakened armor, Naruto climbed out

Oh... oh shit you actually defeated the the Silver Statue... I don't really know what to do in this situation Intruder.

"Open the damn door, so I can get my reward and get the hell out of here." Naruto said with a twitching eyebrow while he shook his hot golden blood off of him. He was lucky that he had been facing against a stupid imitater god, or he would have been screwed. That just goes to show you that luck is a big part of a fight as well. Don't get him wrong, he had a lot of fun today, but he was still going to find that bird and cook it up into his next meal. His legs hurt, his chest was pained, his head hurt, his arms were in agonizing pain, and his ankles were bruised and slightly swollen. Not to mention he might have some broken bones.

Well then Worthy Intruder, you may enter the Chamber and retrieve your prize!

'I hope that Wendy isn't still mad at me... because I am going to need some major healing after this.' Naruto thought as the doors to the next room opened up on their own, and Naruto was blinded by a bright golden light filling the room. Naruto walked in without thinking about it, when into the middle of the room and picked up the small wooden chest in the middle of the room. He didn't even open it as another door opened, which showed a set of stairs. With his grin in place, Naruto started to alk up the stairs before he grunted with each step he took.

Yep, somnething was broken.

He was going to roast that bird for doing this.

Chapter End.
I am on a role with this story! Mostly because I am so inspired with so many ideas for it right at this moment, and there are a lot of unique things hidden within the story. One of you already figured out the references I had hidden (You know who you are), but that part of the plot won't come in till later. Also, you guys know that people can be known by more than one name. Naruto will have three Mage Names in this, all three of which people have already guessed. Naruto isn't really weakened by Anti-Mage defences, because his magic isn't offensive and he doesn't enhance himself with magic.
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