Chapter 10, woot! Also I've gotten 100 reviews on this sucker! It puts all my other fics to shame! Congrats Hinata and Naruto! I would say everyone's names, but that would take a really long time, and I doubt that you came here to read names.

Have fun!

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Kakashi looked up from his book to look at his little crew. For some strange reason, he, Sakura, and Gai decided to spend the rest of the afternoon together, and they were currently sitting at an ice cream parlor enjoying their favorite flavors. Except Kakashi. He was just reading.

"Hallelujah!" Gai suddenly cried, and ran out into the street. Kakashi raised a single silver eyebrow.

"I am very glad to see you are enjoying the springtime of your youth Tenten!" Gai smiled.

Tenten glared at him. "Screw you. Screw you to hell."

"I presume the date did not go well, Naruto?" Kakashi smirked.

"Well, duh. She tried to rape me again."

"Where are they now?" Sakura wondered, peering down the street.

"Beats me. I'm just glad they decided to stop. And you!" Naruto declared, pointing at Gai. "You never told me these things fuse with your skin!"

"HAHAHAHA!" Gai laughed. "It's part of my genius design. Remember, being or feeling naked is all part of being youthful!"

"Sicko." Sakura and Kakashi muttered.

"Where'd Iruka go? Wasn't he with you guys?" Naruto asked.

"He was killed in an unfortunate Scrabble accident on the way here." Kakashi informed them. This raised more questions than answers, but the group was interrupted by Neji riding by on a horse, ringing a bell and loudly shouting,

"HEAR YE HEAR YE! A NEW FORTUNE TELLING SHOP HAS OPENED ON 32ND STREET! COME AND GET YOUR FORTUNE! FREE RAMEN INCLUDED IN EVERY TELLING!"

Tenten's eye's went all sparkly and she clasped her hands.

"Fortune telling? That's my favorite hobby!"

"Err..." Sakura began, but was interrupted by Naruto.

"Ramen! Lets go!" and he and Tenten took off towards 32nd street.

"Wow. I'm offended that one of my students could fall for such a blatant trap..." Kakashi mused, shaking his head.

"RUN TENTEN! IT IS YOUTHFUL!" Gai screamed.

"This is all part of one of your insidious schemes, isn't it?" Sakura asked Gai.

"Hmm? What would ever give you the impression that a handsome devil like me would be capable of something insidious?" Gai said, striking the nice guy pose.

"Gai, for the millionth time, you aren't handsome. I've seen packed lunches that are more handsome than you. I've seen better looking construction workers. You are not handsome." Kakashi bitterly spat. Gai's eyes welled up.

"Eternal rival...(sniff) why would you say such hurtful things?" Gai sniffled.

The little quarrel was interrupted by a somewhat feminine sounding voice.

"Hey guys! What's going on?"

Sakura, Kakashi and a teary eyed Gai all turned to the interrupter and screamed like little girls.

Meanwhile, on 32nd street, Tenten and Naruto stood outside a shoddily set up tent. It was a vibrant pink, and foul odors drifted out from the door. The sign outside read:

Mad Madame Lee's Fortune Telling Service. See the Future! Visit the Past! Get some Ramen too!

"Oh boy!" Tenten squealed.

"Maybe this isn't such a good idea..." Naruto thought, but a sudden draft of ramen changed his mind. The two went into the building.

The perfume was so thick one could hardly see. The fact that it was poorly lit didn't help either.

"Come in children, and have a seat."

The two took their seats, and squinted to see who was across the table.

"Is that...oh my god, it's Lee." Tenten said, putting her face in her hand.

Lee was sitting across the table, wearing a large purple dress thing, and an equally large purple turban. He had gaudy rings all over his fingers. Apparently, he'd soaked himself in perfumes. But that wasn't the wort part. He'd gone to great lengths to buy out every tube of lipstick and mascara in town, and it seemed that he was currently wearing every last bit of it.

"Lee,...ugh... why?" Naruto asked.

"Who is Lee? I am Madame Lee! I will predict your future now..." he spoke in his version of an elderly woman's voice. Lee cupped his hands around the 'crystal ball' which was actually Hinata's fish bowl. The fish inside looked very disturbed.

"Neji, the lights!" Lee whispered.

The lights flickered on and off, and Neji made some ghostly ethereal sounds. "OOOOoooo!"

"This is stupid..." Naruto muttered. Tenten just held her head in her hands in shame.

"Now, ghost of Uzumaki Naruto's future! Come forth!" Lee demanded, raising his ring laden hands to the sky. Neji shook a cookie sheet outside to create a thunder effect.

"Neji, cut it out." Tenten snapped. Neji froze, and wondered "How did she know I was here?"

Hinata entered, covered head to toe in flour. She held a bowl of ramen in her hands.

"Naruto-kun, I am your future wife! Come share this ramen with me in the fields of happiness and light!"

"Okay guys, knock it off. Naruto may be an idiot, but he isn't that stupid. Right Naruto?" Tenten asked, but saw Naruto's seat empty. He was shuffling his way towards Hinata, hypnotized by the scent of fresh ramen.

"Oi vey...Naruto! Snap out of it!" Tenten shouted, grabbing Naruto's arm and attempting to drag him away. He was pretty much fully under the ramen's spell. The evil alliance's plan was about to succeed...

But, elsewhere...

"The tea kettle is killing the chil...snap!" Anko cried, abruptly stopping. Kiba ran straight into her, falling to the ground.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"Get in the bushes!' Anko instructed, and pulled him in along with her. Kiba yelped as branches scratched his back.

"What now?"

"Shh!" Anko silenced him. She pointed her finger.

"See it?"

"...see what?"

"What I'm pointing at!"

"Yes."

"Aren't you scared?"

"Of a telephone pole? No."

"What are you talking about? That's the dreaded nine-tailed fox demon!"

"...nooo, that's a telephone pole."

"Obviously you are too weak to see past it's Genjutsu. Don't worry, I can handle it by myself." Anko declared, and drew a kunai from god knows where.

"You're not going to..."

"CHAAAAARGE!"

Kiba sighed as she rushed out of the bushes. Anko landed a ferocious kick on the poor pole, sending it toppling to the ground. And you know what downed telephone poles mean...

"At last! The beast is vanqui...(ZZZZZAAAAPPPPP!) EEEEYYYOOWWW!"

"Oh my god!" Kiba cried, coming out of the bushes.

"No dog boy! Stay (ZZZAAAPPP!) Back! It's tails still have power!"

"Anko, those are LIVE WIRES! You're gonna get killed!"

And so Anko started fighting the jumping, hissing fizzing wires to the (very likely) death, while Kiba vainly attempted to stop her. The downed pole meant that about half of Konoha just lost power, and that included the tent. Chaos erupted as the lights went out.

"Hey! Neji, what happened to the lights?"

'Where's my ramen!"

"Whose hand is that?"

"Woof!"

"Woof? Who just woofed?"

"Oh Naruto-kun!"

Tenten and Naruto toppled out into the dappled sunlight, and starting running for it.

"Hey, hold on! They're getting away! Tenten! Come back! Be youthful with us!" Lee cried, attempting to get out of the dress.

"TENTEN! STOP! ...wait a second, isn't running youthful?" Neji paused.

Lee thought about it for a moment. "Why, yes, it is. This is a quandary...we can't exactly stop her from running if we want her to be youthful..."

Hinata didn't have anything youthful to worry or think about, and pursued Naruto at top speed.

"NARUTO-KUN!"

"Oh my god! Just give up!" Naruto yelled.

"Never!" Hinata yelled back. "You will love me!"

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He, that's it. I know it was kinda short, but still so much fun. See you in chapter 11! Oh, and wait till you see who Kakashi, Sakura and Gai have run into.