It was 10 am, the morning after the Titans coming back from the future, and already everything went back to normal. Beast boy and Cyborg were sitting in front of the TV playing some video game, Robin, was training harder then ever to better himself, and Starfire was in the kitchen looking for food for her pet Silky. Spider-man was on the rooftop looking at the city deep in thought, that is broken by Raven.

"Hey Peter what are you doing?" asked Raven

"Just thinking about stuff."

"Like?"

"How my life and actions could have made that big of an impact, I always thought people never appreciated what I did, I mean I know it is a thankless job, but I would like to think at least one person recognizes what I do."

"I really don't know what to tell you, except try not to think about it, just think about how grateful the person will be when you save them."

"Yeah I guess." Spider-man stands up stretches a bit a takes a few steps back.

"What are you doing?"

"Well I've been meaning to go to the city on my own to see what its like, and clean up the lesser known bad guys."

"You plan to do that by jumping over a river?"

"Well...yeah, unless you got a better idea."

"Yeah one." the a black orb is summoned and surrounds them, much to Spider-man's dismay.

"Ugh, I really hate teleportation." They teleported on the shores of Jump city, looking around the excited Spider-man took a couple of high jumps shouting in excitement. Spider-man didn't want to tell the other Titans that he was getting bored lately he was cooped up in the tower always waiting for crime to come to them, now he can finally do what he did back home, go swinging around the city and doing whatever a spider can.

"Well I'm off, if you want to I can show what it is like to to web swing."

"No thanks, I prefer my own method." she then levitates and flies around Spider-man.

"Show off, alright lets make this fun lets have a race, the first one to the pizza place wins."

"Wins what?"

"I don't know...buys the winner pizza?"

"Not going to happen."

"Fine the loser does whatever the winner tells him/her to do." Raven ponders a bit, although she doesn't show it, she liked the idea to have a personal slave for a day.

"You're on."

"Alright good." Spider-man shoots a webline onto a nearby building and leaps really high, "See on the other side."

On the other side of the city, Deadpool was just walking around the city thinking about how to take down the Titans.

"Hmmm so I'm going up against five teens that have powers, and one who happens to be Batman's sidekick. But heck its better then working with Omega Red, god he was such a bed wetter. That reminds me I'm pretty sure I was teleported here in my swimming trunks, and yet here I am with clothes and the gear I would usually wear, hmmm, the writer must have been too lazy to explain it."

He looks around and sees a nearby bank and a light bulb goes off over his head. "I got it I will rob the bank get the attention of the Titans, take them out, and get my money." As he walks towards the bank, a nearby wall explodes and sees a a guy in a giant robotic suit holding two giant sacks of money.

"Hey buckethead, that is my money and I need that to make even more money." shouted the angry Deadpool.

"Who are you to tell the mighty Adonis what to do, especially giving money to someone as puny as you?"

"If it's a fight you want its a fight you get, SHORYUKEN." shouted Deadpool who leaped up and delivered a powerful uppercut knocking Adonis on his back. He then gets up and bear hugs him.

"Now you will see why why people fear Adonis."

"Sorry pal I'm pretty sure five teens aren't afraid of you, and if you can't scare a pimple popper, then you can't scare anyone." said Deadpool, Adonis gets irritated by his remark squeezes harder until he heard a snap.

"Pft, you talk too much." he picks up two sacks of money and proceeded to walk away, but what he hadn't realized was the fact that Deadpool could heal from virtually any injury, whether it be from a small cut or a fatal injury he will get back up. He gets up unsheathes dual blades runs towards Adonis and slices his Achilles tendons, Adonis collapses to his knees screams out in pain. He looks up and saw the man responsible.

"That's not possible, I heard your spine crack." said Adonis.

"Kid you should know something, I can heal, really fast." Deadpool then lifts his arm up, getting ready to deal the finally strike, but then a bunch of police cars arrive,

"Freeze! hands in the air."

"Ok kid here's your chance to show why I should remember your name."

"Are you serious! You expect me to help you after you insult me and attack me?"

"Uh yeah basically."

"ARGH, I don't get you and besides I can't do a thing since you slashed my Achilles tendon out." Deadpool stares at him for a second and looks at the cops and looks back at him.

"Oh yeah looks like I did, hmmm ok I have an idea."

"What is it?"

"I'm going to teleport out of here and leave you to deal with the cops."

"What! What's the matter with you?" Deadpool immediately teleports out of the bank and found himself on top of a building. He pondered about to do next, he looks down and sees another bank and it seemed untouched, then a light bulb goes off over his head.

"Oh I know what to do, ohhhh this light bulb just saved me trip to the hardware, Mr. Giuseppe must have a log up his butt."

He walks in the through the door and much to his surprise he encountered another super power being. "Who dares challenge Dr, Light?"

"Dude calm down I'm not here to fight I'm here to take that sack of money and get these six kid's attention."

"Oh so you want to join the Troublesome Titans? Well I'm not going to let you take my money."

"*sigh* fine looks like I have to do things my way, but I gotta say I was really planning killing an old geezer."

"K..k...k..kill?" Stuttered Dr. Light.

"Yeah I wouldn't be much of a mercenary if I didn't fight to kill." This got Dr. Light really shaking and sweating, he drops his bag of money and then he makes a run for it only to get hit by a police car. Deadpool seeing this decides to make a run for it only because he didn't want to deal with them so he teleports elsewhere. Deadpool was all out of ideas, he didn't know where to go, every corner there was crime going around, and each one was a waste of time since the police were all over the place. Exhausted he decided to ise whatever money he had in his pocket and go eat pizza.

He sat a table with his food and pondered what to do next. He was slowly running out of ideas, there weren't banks to rob, he could terrorize the people but he didn't want to waste the bullets so that was out of the question. He sat there thinking so hard on what to do next he failed to realize Spider-man and Raven walking pass him.

"Oh yeah web swinging wins again!" said the ecstatic Spider-man.

"You don't have to be so loud."

"My bad."

"Alright I'll get you your pizza."

"Not so fast the deal was the loser does whatever the winner wants that person to do, and I'm not going to waste that opportunity on pizza." A chill went down her spine and as they walked to the cash register, Spider-man accidentally bumps into Deadpool who was throwing out his trash.

"Hey kid what where you going or I'll put a bullet threw your skull."

"Alrighty looks like someone one too many drinks." joked Spider-man.

"Nah I just like to kill, by the way have you seen these six teens, I have been hired to go searching for them." he pulls out the six pictures of the Titans. Raven and Spider-man just stared at the picture then back at him,

"Well you're looking at two of them." said Raven.

"Oh great my luck is starting to change, now lets see if lady luck still cares." Spider-man's spider sense started to go off. Deadpool whips out a pistol and Spider-man pushes Raven out of the way and jumps to the side to dodge the bullets.

"Hey no fair, you were suppose to stand still." Spider-man then shoots his web at his gun and yanks it out of his hand. Raven uses her magic to levitate a few chairs and throwing them at him and sends flying out side the restaurant making sure no one gets hurt.

"Who are you?" asked Spider-man.

"What do you want from us?"

"Deadpool's the name, killing anyone for the right price is my game."

"Wait someone hired you to kill us?"

"Not just you, some short kid, the hulk with without he muscles, a robot, the goth, and a cutie with statutory written all over her."

"Lets get this over with."

"Yeah she owes me a favor." Spider-man leaps high into the air and and shoots a webline at Deapool and yanks his body towards him. Once Deadpool got close enough He grabs his shoulders punches his face continuously and throws to the ground.

"Spider-man you alright?" asked Raven.

"Yeah we better be careful despite his idiocy he actually packs quite a punch." Raven uses her magic to levitate a bench and throws it at him, Deadpool pulls out his twin katanas and slices the benches. He then pulls out two Mac-10s and starts firing away. Raven creates a barrier around her and Spider-man, as Deadpool teleports around them as he fires away.

Then all of sudden the hail of bullets had came to a halt. She lets the barrier down and noticed he disappeared, there were traces of him other then a bunch of empty shells. They boht looked around to see where he could have gone.

"Raven go back to the tower and warn the others about this Deadpool."

"What about you?"

"I'm going to go look for him, and besides I hate teleportation." Raven just stares at him as muses himself and flew away.

"Geez would it kill her to laugh once in a while." His spider senses goes off and he sees a canister by his foot and sees a green mist coming out. His vision gets blurry and passes out from the gas. Deadpool then teleports in front of his unconscious body.

-Titant's tower-

Raven comes running the living room and sees everyone still doing their thing.

"Guys!" said Raven no one noticed.

"Guys!" said Raven again, again no one notices.

"GUYS!" shouted Raven everyone turned their heads.

"Friend how was your date with Peter?"

"How did you know I was Peter? And it wasn't a date."

"Deast boy saw you and Peter teleport on the roof together." Raven eyes turned red and tentacles came flowing out scaring everyone, finally Robin regained his composure and bravely asks.

"Where's Peter?" before she can tell them Deadpool appears on the big screen with a tied up Spider-man in the back ground.

"Hiya Kiddos!"

"Slade." said Robin in a menacing tone.

"Slade? Who's Slade? I'm every comic book geeks favorite merc with the mouth Deadpool!"

"Dude he does not look like Slade." said Cyborg.

"Shut up." said Robin then he turns his attention to the screen. "Give Spider-man back."

"Dude really how many times have you seen a bad guy give up an hostage after a fight? Anyways I'll let him go on the condition that you guys come here."

"Which is?" asked Beast boy

"The construction site of the new Stark tower, or Wayne tower, its one of the billionaire's tower."

"We will be there and we will arrest you."

"Ok till then smell ya squirt." As he goes of the air, Deadpool puts the communicator he stole from Spider-man back in his satchel and wakes him up.

"Hey Wakey wakey." said Deadpool as he pistol whipped him.

"Ow a simple nudge on the shoulder is inconvenient why?"

"Because I've been trying to get you up for the past ten minutes by doing a lot of things, like getting a local punk band to play as loud as they can, and at one point I kicked a dog hoping its yelp would wake you."

"What are you crazy?" Then the area got real quiet, Deadpool just stared at Spider-man. His stare was menacing enough to send chills down Spider-man's spine.

"You want to hear something crazy? A man, a soldier, who was at his top of his game, he sacrificed everything, family and friends to make sure some two bit punk can sleep soundly at night. Now this same soldier soon gets cancer, and everyone whom he protected turned his back on him. Desperate, he goes to this guy in Canada by the name of professor Thornton, promised him to cure his cancer for free in exchange for his complete obedience. They injected in him a sample they created, they said something weapon x and accelerated healing factor. The injection was a success, he was able to heal from any wound, even decapitation. However, the healing factor rapidly accelerated his cancerous tumors causing them to quickly spread across his entire body as soon as his powers fully activated, resulting in massive scar tissue causing his appearance to be severely disfigured." he then takes off his mask to show off his horribly disfigured face, Spider-man just winced at the sight of face. "Hey I'm no Ryan Reynolds, but come on it can't be that bad."

"Dude you look an avacado crossbred with an older and more wrinkly avacado."

"Why thank you" Deadpool turns around and sees the titan jet landing and Robin jumps out of the jet whips out his staff and attempts to strike Deadpool. Deadpool pulls out his Katanas and blocked the strike. Cyborg got out fired his sonic cannon hitting Deadpool who was blocking Robin's attack. He quickly got up and pulls out an AR-15 Armalite starts firing away hitting Beastboy who transformed into a gorilla.

"Whoa I'm not dead?"

"That's weird," Deadpool checks his ammo, and realizes he packed rubber bullets instead of real bullets, "well these can't kill you, but it will hurt like hell." He keeps firing with the Armalite and then Robin throws a batarang at his rifle, jamming it. Starfire takes the opportunity and rapidly fire her starbolts at the ground around him, this created a smoke screen around him, Deadpool couldn't see anything around him then the next thing he knew Raven uses her magic to lift a steel girder knocking him high in the air, Starfire uses her strength to knock him back down and right before he crashes to the ground, Cyborg fires his sonic cannon and hits him towards Beast boy who turned into a Gorilla uppercuts him to Robin who leaped into the air with his staff in his hand smacks him across the face sending him crashing down to the ground. He gets up all groggy like and decides to release Spider-man and raises his arms in the air.

"Alright you win, I give up."

"What really how?" asked Robin.

"Well I'm running out of ammo and there's no way I could fight you guys hand to hand so I'm giving up."

"Don't listen to him its a trap." said Spider-man.

"You're such a party pooper ." Then Deadpool pulls out a grenade and pulls the pin and tosses it to Beast boy.

"Have fun with that guys, it's been blast, well it will be in the next few seconds, see ya." Deadpool teleports out of the area, leaving the terrified teen juggling the grenade.

"Here catch!" said Beast boy who tosses it to Starfire, who he thought was most likely going to survive. Spider-man then fires his web at it and yanks it towards him.

"What are you doing dog you nuts?" asked Cyborg.

"Calm down my spider senses didn't go off so we're in no real danger."

"Oh hehe I knew that." said Beast boy who quietly laughed it off.

"Who was he?" asked Starfire

"I don't know but some one out there wants us dead."

"Who?" asked Cyborg

"I don't know," Spider-man took a few steps forward and collapsed, Raven rushes to him to help support him.

"You alright?"

"Yeah I'm fine alright since you still owe me a favor, can you please get us back home, I just want to sleep." Raven caries him to the jet, the rest of the titans follow and fly back home.

-Elsewhere-

Slade and Dr. Doom infuriated by Deadpool's antics, he not only failed to kill the Titans, he made a fool of the two of them.

"Slade I've been getting impatient with all these mercenaries."

"I agree, you know what they say if you want done something right, do it yourself."

"So your going there to finish him off yourself?"

"No just to warn them, our master will emerge and conquer the world."