A/N It's time for the Warblers to get sexy! It gets dark at the end, but adorable at the same time if that makes sense lol. Next chapter will be Regionals!


It's been 3 weeks since Serena left and Sebastian still won't stop teasing you over what went down that week. You just roll your eyes and slap his arm when he does.

You and Sebastian have been meeting for coffee at the Lima Bean everyday after school since Serena left, and today was no different. You walk into the Lima Bean and see Sebastian at your usual table with you medium drip waiting for you.

"Thanks Sebastian" you say sitting across from him. "Anytime killer" he says winking. You laugh. "I think for regionals we should do an Eminem medley" he says seriously.

"I don't think that's a good idea, plus he curses way too much" you say giggling. "Did you just giggle?" he asks smiling. You blush. Then you look to see some loud people entering the Lima Bean.

You recognise them from sectionals they're in New Directions. The small brunette girls says something about a new requirement for regionals so you nudge Sebastian to listen.

"Mr Shue says we have to get sexy to win regionals" the brunette says to her group. "But how are we going to do that?" a boy who think is named Kurt replys. "He looks like a girl he can't be sexy" Sebastian whispers to you.

You elbow him and keep listening. "We'll just have to figure out how" the brunette girls says. "I think Mike and Brittney can help us with dance moves" the asian girl adds.

"Yeah let's get to work" the boy who Sebastian thinks is a girl says. They all leave. You wait till the door closes before talking to Sebastian.

"That's it" you say. "Whats it?" he asks. "We have to get sexy for regionals!" you say. "I'll say that's an easy task for us killer" he says smirking.

You laugh nodding. "Lets go call a Warbler meeting and tell them" you say grabbing Sebastian's hand and rushing off back to Dalton.

"I call this meeting to order" Wes says banging his gavel. "Alright Warblers. Me and Sebastian overheard the New Directions talking at the Lima Bean about sectionals plans" you say.

They all gasp. "What did they say Blainey?" Jeff asks. "That they need to get sexy for regionals and that they need to step up their dance moves" you say.

"Well easy enough that's what we're known for" Nick says. "True, but we need to step it up" you say. "Alright Jeff and Sebastian start dance rehearsal then we'll practice sexy faces" Wes says banging his gavel.

You guys go over dance moves and a few basic flips for hours. Then everyone takes turns making sexy faces in the mirrors. Except Nick and Jeff who use each other.

You guys only practice them for a few minutes then Wes bangs his gavel. "Alright Warblers tomorrow in the parking garage we will be singing and getting our sexy on for the girls of Crawford day" Wes says.

Everyone smiles and clears out. "I'll be watching you tomorrow killer" Sebastian whispers in your ear and walks off leaving you standing there blushing.


You wait in the parking garage for the girls to arrive. "Don't get too sexy killer I can't dance with a boner" he whispers smirking. You turn red just as the girls walk in.

"Alright ladies we are the Warblers and we need to test out our sexyness for regionals. So we have a little number for you guys hope you like it" you say winking and they all squeal.

You and Sebastian agreed to sing the song as a duet. You nod for him to start.

Yeah, yeah

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly

I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah

He winks at you. You laugh and sing the next part.

This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,

It's Redfoo with the big afro

And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow

You run your fingers through your hair and do a karate chop. Jeff leads a few Warblers in flips as you both sing the next part.

Ah... Girl look at that body

Ah... I work out

Ah... Girl look at that body

Ah... I work out

You and Sebastian both do hip thrusts as Jeff and David do back hand springs. You both smirk at each other and sing the next part together.

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)

Everybody stops and they staring at me

I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

You and Sebastian smirk and swing your hips and the girls scream. Who knew two gay guys could drive so many girls wild. You wink at Sebastian you smiles at you as you both sing the next part.

I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah

Do the wiggle man

I do the wiggle man

Yeah

I'm sexy and I know it

You both do body rolls smirking as half the Warblers shake their butts and the other half flip. You giggle and move closer to Sebastian as you finish the song together.

Ah... Girl look at that body

Ah... I work out

Ah... Girl look at that body

Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!

Sebastian dips you at the end. You laugh hanging onto him. You hear the girls scream and cheer. You snap out of it and stand up smiling at Sebastian.

A few girls rush over and give you their numbers. You look at Sebastian who is dying of laughter. "Thanks, but not on your team" you say giving the numbers back to them.

Then frown and walk off. You walk over to Sebastian who's smirking. "That was... wow" he says laughing. "I know" you say blushing. "You were quite sexy out there" he says winking.

"You were sexy as well" you say looking down. "Where did Nick and Jeff go?" you ask. "They went to their dorm and they said don't go near their door for hours" he says laughing.

You laugh. "Lets go back to our room and watch a movie. How does that sound?" he ask. "That sounds perfect" you say blushing. He nods and you both walk back to your dorm.


"What movie are we watching?" you ask. "You can pick killer" he says. "Little mermaid? Its my favorite" you say smiling. "Fine" he hisses putting it on.

You giggle and stand there awkwardly now knowing where to sit. He jumps onto his bed and lays back on one side. You take that as him inviting you to sit with him.

You sit on the other side of his bed awkwardly. The movie starts and you hum along. Sebastian laughs and does the same. As the movie goes on you both sing louder and scoot closer, so now you guys are pretty much cuddling.

He puts his arm around you and you just smile. By the time the credits are rolling Sebastian is asleep. You smile and relax against him, and you fall asleep.


You wake up the next day realising you're in someones arms. You look over and see Sebastian and bite your lip. Sebastian then starts to stir. "Um hey Blaine.." he says blushing.

You nod. "Did we...?" he asks nervously. You laugh. "Now we just fell asleep" you say smiling. He nods laughing moving his arm. "Sorry" he says.

You laugh. "Its fine really" you say yawning. "At least we have clothes on" he says. You nod agreeing. He smirks and walks into the bathroom.

You get up and quickly get dressed running off to Nick and Jeff's room. You knock on the door. They both answer wearing only robes. "Sorry guys, but I need advice" you say.

They nod and close the door. "So last night after our performance me and Sebastian went back to our dorm and watched Little Mermaid. We cuddled and sang along, and after the move we fell asleep in his bed" you say.

They both gasp. "Did you have clothes on?" Nick asks. You laugh and nod. "I don't know I don't want to get hurt I don't think he feels the same" you say shrugging.

They both look at each other they seem to be having a conversation just by looking at each other. "I think you should trust your gut Blainey" Jeff says.

You shrug. "I guess" you say. "But Regionals is next week we have to focus" you say. They both nod agreeing. You smile and walk out.


(Switches to Nick's point of view)

"Nicky we have to get them together" Jeff says making puppy eyes. You nod. "But how baby?" you ask. He bites his lip. "We could make it look like Killer had a stroke and Seb will be all sad and him and Blaine will bond" Jeff says looking down.

You gasp. "Jeffy you are a genius" you say kissing him. He giggles and hands you a bottle of poison. "Plan get Seblaine together is in action" you say smirking.