Crimson : Well that Amy tried to kill me, can we go to our dorms because as we all know we are fucking tired.
Sonic : Agreed.
RD : OBJECTION!
LS : What now?
RD : Our dorms are either destroyed, slightly damaged, or perfectly fine and me and LS got the the worse.
Everyone : *Looks at Crimson* You.
Crimson : You should all be looking at Knuckles, Applejack, and Amy.
Sonic : Good point. *Turns to glare at Amy*
Crimson : Can we go home now? *Yawns*
LS : Crimson does have a point… *Falls on the floor unconscious*
Sonic and RD : What the… *Fall on the floor too*
Crimson : Knock out gas don't inhale it!
Knuckles : But I am not even tired… *Falls to the ground*
Applejack : This is total bull-... *Falls to the ground on top of Knuckles*
Tails : Put on these gas masks! *Throws two of them*
Crimson : Oh shit! *Catches gas mask and puts it on*
TL : I need help… *Gets hit by a dart*
Crimson : Tails we need to get inside a gundam! *Gets inside of gundam Epyon*
Tails : Good idea! *gets inside of gundam HeavyArms*
TD : Fuck you I'll kill your fucking friends!
Tails : No! *Fires at TD* The original is always better!
Crimson : Route all energy to thrusters! *Speeds at TD* Now route all energy to energy saber! *Slashes TD's head off*
Tails : We need to get some rest. *Hides gundam*
Crimson : Agreed. *Hides gundam as well*
Tails : Well I fell accomplished. *Picks up TL*
Crimson : You can pick up TL? I thought you were all bones.
Tails : T_T Wow asshole, I bet Sonic thought that too because great minds; think alike.
Crimson : Just sayin'. *Picks up the rest*
Tails : Show off!
Crimson : *Rolls his eyes* What ever you say Einstein.
They then carried their friends to their dorms and then went to get some food because Tails and Crimson were starving.
Crimson : I work at Starbucks.
Tails : Dude it's night time we aren't going to have Starbucks now.
Crimson : Don't you work at Little Ceaser's Pizza.
Tails : Yeah, why?
Crimson : I'm up for a pizza.
Tails: Ok then lets go!
They then ran to Little Ceaser's Pizza. Crimson ordered an extra large pizza that was… PLAIN.
Crimson : What the GSX?
Tails : Yeah what the hell? We are trying to eat our damn pizza; not the universe.
( GSX : I cri ev4ry tiem.)
( Darkvathur LX : *Duct tape on his mouth and legs and arms behing his back* HELP MEH SANIC DEH DOGEDOG!)
( GSX : I am not going to even bother what whatever that thing was is doing Darkvathur LX. *Face palms* That retard is so screwed.)
Tails : Anyways, how do you know when TD is around?
Crimson : Because that bitch is always singing sunshine or some shit like that.
Tails : *Face palms* Why didn't I know this?
Crimson : You're too busy doing stuff with TL.
Tails : And you need a mental check.
Crimson : Last time I did something like that and my insanity levels were over 9000.
Tails : I forgot Iblis likes being a faggot.
Iblis : Dude I am fucking straight you fucking prick. *disappears*
Tails and Crimson : …
Crimson : Yeah I think I am going home now.
Tails : Me too.
They walk away to their dorms and go to sleep. Next morning with Crimson.
Crimson : *Yawn* Ugh last night was fucking weird. *looks at clock it's 5 a.m.*
Lightning Striker : Good mornin'. *Goes to fridge and takes out orange juice*
Crimson : You're fine! Wait you have wings too? *Looks at Lightning Striker's White as snow feathery wings*
Lightning Striker : *Blushing* Yes I have wings; just like my sister.
Crimson : Ok. *Takes off hoodie and shirt and goes to the closet to get a new pair of the same clothes*
Lightning Striker : *Stares at Crimson's well built body* Oh shit. *Turns away*
Crimson : Lightning Striker do you want french toast?
Lightning Striker : Sure.
Crimson : Ok. *Goes to the kitchen and starts to make french toast*
Lightning Striker : *Goes to her room to change* Crimson want to go to the school's party next week? They also need a dj.
Crimson : They need a dj?! I thought Vinyl had it under control!
Lightning Striker : Yeah but she is sick.
Crimson : Oh ok that's no problem. *Goes to table* Breakfast is ready!
Lightning Striker : *Comes running out* Yes! *Sits down on couch next to Crimson and watch wipeout*
30 minutes later…
Crimson : Oh crap we need to go school, bring your gundam with you!
Lightning Striker : Ok do you think gundam DeathSythe is ready?
Crimson : Yes it will be more than ready.
GSX : Oh god Darkvathur LX is still getting… I am not going even mention, anyways have a good day and stay awesome or I'll be forced to find you and end you. I am just kidding but if you really think I am going to do that then hide your wife and children and I'll be under your bed watching yor every move actually I think I just scared the crap out myself… Shit.