PB/N- hola! I just randomly thought of this. It's actually really random, but here it is. The Vampire Insane Asylum.
Bella Point of View
So now I'm a vampire. Everyone in my family thinks that I've gone completely and utterly insane, and all because I tried to turn the apple into a vampire. I mean, come on! That would be totally AWESOME! So, here I am. In the waiting room at an insane asylum. But not just any asylum. No, it's a vampire asylum in Volterra. A lady walked out of a room. All the walls here are made of some secret substance thingy that vampires can't break. I already tried.
"Bella Cullen?" She called in a tinkly soprano voice. Edward stood up, and grabbed my arm, leading me into the room. I didn't bother trying to break free, because he would just catch me again, and there were guards here that could kill me in point five seconds flat. "And why are you here, Bella?" she asked me. I scowled.
"I'm not really insane. My husband seems to think that I am because I tried to change an apple into a vampire." I said. She stared at me, her facial expression turning into one that pitied.
"Well, than dearie," she said, turning to face Edward, "Single room? And, of course, vegetarian diet."
"Yes, a single room." He said, stiffly.
"Alright. I'm so sorry for you. We'll bring her right up. Visiting hours are on Saturdays from seven am, until seven pm…." Her voice faded out, I had stopped paying attention. I was staring around with panicked eyes. They didn't really think that I was crazy, did they? She clapped her hands, and two giant guards glided into the room and grabbed me by the arms, and lead me away.
"NO! I'm not crazy! Not crazy, I tell you!" I started thrashing around, screaming at the top of my lungs. After a week, I did go crazy. I ran around with my hair falling out of a ponytail, laughing manically the entire time. Except when Edward came. Then I acted normal, with the hopes that he would deem me sane and take me home again. It never happened. However, Alice got checked in a month or two after me. We ended up sharing a room. We went insane together.
PB/N- well. really random. what did you think???