Oh, for crying out loud. This is the nonsense you get up to with writer friends. This lovely bit of nonsense was co-written by WritersPassion18inspired by the dumbest JKR tweets. I have no idea if they are even real, but it made for hilarious inspiration.
Clogged Toilet
Cho, being of Chinese descent, was primarily raised on a lighter diet of vegetables, rice, and balanced proteins. Her family had been in the British Isles for two generations, but for the most part, they held their traditions close athand.
When she received her acceptance to Hogwarts, the heavy Scottish food didn't settle well with her digestive system, though she gorged on the food, being exotic in her eyes. One day, after a a feast of roast, potatoes, pie, and puddings, Cho had to go.
She ran to the closest bathroom, unfortunately, it was the one occupied my Moaning Myrtle. As the young Ravenclaw groaned as her body rejected the rich food, the ghost mocked her mercilessly.
When it was all said an done, she sheer amount of shit astounded the young girl. As the stench filled her nose, she frantically flushed but the water started to rise. One more flush, she said to herself. A sigh of relief came over her as the massive turd went down the drain. But the calm did not last long. The pipe creaked and strained as the magical crap made it's way through the plumbing. She waited with baited breath until it passed and the noise subsided.
Cho finally released her breath and wiped her brow. She finally emerged from the cubicle, only to see a line of girls angrily staring at her as all the other toilets were now out of order.
Cho paused. What else could she honestly do? She was caught. She was caught red-handed -no BROWN-handed, having more rendered all the other toilets non-functional. She swallowed deeply, her voice small and quivering as she addressed the crowd.
"I, um,...s-sorry."
Cho didn't wait to hear anyone's reply. She was still so mortified! She practically ran from the bathroom and halfway down the hall. That's when she felt it. Another low rumble from her abdomen. How? HOW? She thought she was fine. She thought she had gotten it all out. How was there still more? Cho stood frozen where she was, hoping that her stomach was just playing tricks on her and that it would settle. But it didn't. She ran as hard as she could to find another bathroom. Preferably away from the one she had single-handedly broken. She ducked into one at the top of a set of moving staircases. She the herself into a stall and sat down. Before another sure-to-be mess escaped her, her heart stopped. She heard voices.
BOYS' voices...
"So Ced? Tell us, who is this mystery girl you have a crush on?"
Cho's face went even paler. The boy she had been crushing on hard was in the bathroom as her arsehole continued to explode.
The sound of wet sputtering and foul aroma were bad enough to force the boys out.
"Let's go. I'll let you into the prefect's bathroom," Diggory said to his friend.
"Phew." she sighed, knowing she had been saved from more embarrassment.
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