Diary Entry: Week Ten

I feel as if Orochimaru and Sasuke have been much more forceful on me. It has gotten slightly worse since the Algebra teacher went on a extra three day brake. Were left with a naive subtitute who just passes out papers before playing internet games for the rest of class and -rarely- helping out dimwitted students.

And, just as a second note, would you think it odd if Orochimaru and Naruto, all of the sudden, became best friends? (Not including Kabuto and Sasuke.)

Early once more. I was getting slightly irritated at how I had to wait for the rest of the class. Maybe I should get private lessons?

But anyway.

I hated this sub, though it is Mrs. Tucker. The one from a while ago? The reason I hated her now: She moved him near me and him away. Orochimaru had to switch spots with Hidan, who was sitting behind me. Now my beloved friend was over ten feet away from me while a black haired guy messed with my blonde hair. Orochimaru kept pulling and tugging at it, ever so often trying to get my half ponytail off.

"Stop, hmm," I muttered under my breath, keeping a close eye on Hidan who looked as if he were about to hurt something. Or someone.

"Why? Your hair is so soft! What kind of shampoo do you use?" Orochimaru asked playfully.

What kind of question is that? "Do you want to get in trouble?"

"If it's with you, then yes!" He laughed slightly.

Naruto looked over to the two of us. "I think someone is getting turned on~" He singsonged at us. He was sitting next to Orochimaru.

Hidan looked away. He could hear Naruto's loud voice.

"And what happens when my brother Deidara get's turned on? He ma-"

"Naruto, un!"

"-kes clay explodions. Seesh, what did you think I would say? Oh." He began to laugh to himself. "You thought I was going to say math!"

I sighed. My brother was a true idiot. "That's not it, Naruto, yeah. Can you switch places with Orochimaru?"

He shook his head. "No can do, he payed me to stay here."

I silently cursed at both of them.

The teacher began handing out a few worksheets we had to work on, more slopes. We have to finish at least one page by the bell.

Ten minutes more into class, the teacher began helping Ino out. Naruto stood up slowly and walked over to the teacher's desk, where the tissues were. He snatched one and began blowing his nose. Loudly. Once that one was finished, he moved on to the next one. Twelve messy tissues later, Naruto skipped to his seat again. The whole class was smirking slightly.

"Look, Naruto-kun," Orochimaru said slowly. "Doesn't Ino look alot like Deidara?"

I scowled. Of course we look alike. We're couzins from my mother's side.

Naruto nodded slowly. "Yeah...I barely noticed..." He grinned back at Orochimaru. "May you'll fall for her instead of my b-OW!" Naruto began rubbing his bruising arm. "That hurt! Why'd you hit me?"

"I didn't hit you," I heard Orochimaru say behind me.

"Then who did?"

"A human, most likely." I could hear the shuffuling of papers, so he was pretending to do his school work.

Naruto began wavin his arm in the air."Mrs. Fucke-Er, Mrs. Tucker! Someone hit me! I think it was a human!"

Mrs. Tucker glanced our way. "Who was it this time?"

Naruto shrugged. "How am I supposed to know. Mrs. Tucker! Somebody hit me!"

The subtitute teacher sighed to herself before going back to working with Ino.

"She's so mean," Naruto muttered. He turned to Orochimaru. "So, how's it been going with my boyfriend~?"

"Well enough. He sucks at science, though. Highly unimpressive."

"Oh..." Naruto said slowly, pretending he understood. "Hey, Orochimaru?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you still want to go out with my b-"

Orochimaru shoved a crumpled pice of paper in my brothers mouth. "Not here!"

"Seesh, I just wanna know if you still like D-"

"Naruto! We'll talk about this on the bus, okay?"

"Fine. Not my fault you like my b-"

"NARUTO! Stop!"