To Poland,
Hello, I am Cambodia. How are you? I have heard many strange things about you. Like you cross dress and like pink and the such. Are those true? May I ask, do you feel offended when someone mistakes you for a girl?
Sincerely,
Cambodia
Dear Cambodia,
Hey, I'm like totally fine! You've heard strange things about me? Haha that's totally cool that means I'm, like, the Hot Topic right now! I love dressing like a girl and I especially, like, love the color Pink and the artist P!nk, they're booth sassy and totally sexy. I don't feel offended when people, like, think I'm a chick 'cause that means I'm sexy, right? If they totally can't figure out what I am then I'm, like, doing something right. Do you want to dress up with me, I bet you, like, totally have the features for it.
Say yes,
Poland.
A/N: Yes Poland you're doing something very right.
