Chapter 10
Intermission. (sorta)
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"Yami, are you out of your mind!?" Kami almost yelled after being told his brother was sending Minato Namikaze back down, "You have any idea how many rules you're breaking!?"
"Ask me if I give a shit." Came the retort, "Since the contract no longer exists, everything it entailed is reversable. So don't get all rule-y on me, bucko "
"And how exactly do you expect him to go back when his body has been in a coffin for more than a decade? There's going to be nothing but bones now."
"You're not the only one who can resurrect people, remember?" He snickered as Kami groaned, "Where'd he go anyway?"
"Last I saw he said he was going to say hi to someone." Kami frowned at the amused snort his brother let out, "What?"
"Nothing. When he pops back up, let him know I'll be getting ready to send him back." Yami replied, turning around so Kami couldn't see him mouth the words, 'You go, Minato!"
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Pure silence reigned on the academy grounds after everyone saw what had just transpired. Chouji lost his grip on the chips he was eating, Shikamaru was rubbing his eyes to be sure it wasn't an oddball dream,.Even Shino had lowered his glasses.
Hinata, on the other hand, was cutting lose with a dance in her mind, complete with pompoms and a Chibi-Hina right beside her.
Naruto....Naruto Uzumaki, a boy who had pined for Sakura Haruno ever since they became students, had just delivered a kick straight into the rear of said girl, leaving her in a heap on the ground. Sparing a brief glance at the poleaxed expression on her face, the blonde took a deep breath and said, "I feel cleansed."
Iruka was the first to snap out of it, "N-Naruto! Why did you kick her!?"
"Simple, Pinky felt she had the right to demand information that wasn't any of her business and got violent when I told her no. I only kicked her after she threw the punch."
"I know that, but how am I going to explain to Haruno about her daughter getting punted like a training dummy?? The woman's a freaking nightmare!"
Naruto simply shrugged, "You'll think of something, Iruka-Sensei." He said before heading off.
The chunin whimpered at the thought of the older banshee's eardrum-rupturing screams, ."My job really sucks sometimes."
No one noticed Hinata snap out of her inner celebration and scamper off after the boy, seeing this as her chance.
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Sarutobi watched as Yuki jotted down a couple of jutsus from the scroll, asking himself how he let her talk him into this, "Um, Hatsuyuki, you do know people are going to want to know how Naruto managed to learn something like that."
"So? Do people expect the Naras to say where they learned their stuff? Or The Akamichis? No, so they can guess all they want."
"But..how are you going to help learn those jutsu? The Genin Exam is only around three hours."
She simply grinned, "You don't work for Yami-sama as long as I have and not learn a few things" After tucking the paper into her kimono, she glanced at the clock, "I better get this to him. Later old man."
"Wait a moment, Hatsuyuki." Sarutobi opened up a hidden drawer in his desk and took out a scroll, "Give this to Naruto. It's something I should done years ago."
Taking note of the seal on it, she nodded and vanished in a plume of smoke.
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Elsewhere:
"Mmmm..Minato-kio.." The currently late Kushina Uzumaki purred from the small lagoon she and her husband were currently making love in. Thirteen years of pent up sexual frustration getting the best of her.
When she saw Minato, she was a mix of wanting to hug the crap out of him after being separated for so long, and wanting to beat seven shades of shit out of him for sealing the Kyuubi into their son.
Of course, he apparently guessed what was on her mind when he grabbed a nearby potted plant to use as a shield while he explained everything.
The Kyuubi no Kitsune tricked? Free? A girl? Not to mention a girl that had the hots for her son and willingly became his slave! To top it off, Yami had voided out the deal her husband made with the Shinigamni and was offering him a chance to back. He was determined to undo at least some of the damage done.
"So, you're really going to be brought back to life?" She asked, still having trouble believing it.
"Yeah, those retarded bastards made Narutos life hell the moment you died. And Hiruzen let himself get bum-rushed by the council members. He's going to be one of the first I'm giving a piece of my mind to when I return." Minatos eyes shifted an icy, ruthless glare. "After that it's Open Seasooohh Kami." He leaned back as she ground her hips against him before he could continue, "Little minx." He grinned as she playfully stuck her tongue out at him..
"You know what that look does to me." She quipped.
He regained his composure, "First off, I'll have to talk to 'her' and see if she's still wanting to go along with it."
"Are you sure? She was only ten when we made the offer. I still feel a little wierd bout it."
"Remember, it was your idea, Kush-chan." Minato grinned as he gently applied pressure to a spot that made her squeak, "I don't even think Hiruzen knows about it. Plus the deal you and Hitomi made after your little 'which one of us can get shitfaced first' contest."
"I didn't hear you or Hiashi complain when we done. I believe that was when we got pregnant with Naruto and Hinata."
"True, you can be a VERY naughty girl when you're buzzed." He responded, continuing his ministrations to her rump,
"Oohh...a-anyway, I should be against the idea altogether; I mean, a slave girl and two betrothals? And one's old enough to be my imouto!"
"I'm a little weirded out by it, too, you know. But given what he's had to put up with all this time, I kinda think the little guy's earned it. Besides, I won't really be remarrying any time soon once I go back.."
"Can't argue with that." She sighed, relaxing a bit more into her husband's hands, "So, any idea when?"
"Dunno, I'll probably just have to let him know I'm ready." Kushina missed the devilish smirk that flashed o his face for a moment, "I just need to get something done."
"What's thaa.." The redhead's voice trailed out into a mew of pleasure as a tongue wrapped itself around her nipple.
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Meanwhile, Naruto had reached Ichiraku's and was already on his third bowl. Techui was busy laughing his butt off at what he had done to the Haruno girl, "Hahaha! All I can say is it's about time you dropped the fangirl, Naruto. She just wasn't good for you."
"Don't need to tell me twice." The blonde commented, starting on bowl #4. Looking up, he spotted Ayame come out from the back, a dark blush forming on her face when she saw him.
"Um, h-hey, Naruto-kun." She said, wringing her apron as she stood there, "Calm down, Ayame! This is Naruto! You've never had trouble talking to him before." She mentally sighed, "Who am I kidding!? I was damn near drooling when I saw him go by earlier, then again, I didn't know it was him till Dad mentioned it.. Granted I always thought he was kinda cute, but now..meroww.."
"Hey Ayame-chan." Naruto began asking for the fifth when he caught a whiff of something. It was faint, but still there; sort of a strawberries-and-cream sort of smell. "Weird, they don't sell anything like that here, and the candy store is at the other end of the district." He sniffed a couple more times, making it look like he was breathing normally while he tried to find the source. Then it hit him..
The smell didn't show till she came out. The odd, Hinata-like stutter, the blush...he was able to put it together, "She..she's getting turned on by something.." His eyes widened when he realized she was looking his way, "No way..." He did his best to pretend he didn't notice anything and resumed eating, "I'M actually turning her on?? Holy crap!"
Unknown to any of the ramen stand's occupants, a certain pale-eyed kunoichi was just out of sight, using her Byakugan out of curiosity when she saw the older girl fidget, "AW COME ON! First that Hatsuyuki girl, now HER!?"
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Yeah, this is sort of a filler for a couple loose ideas I had rattling about. Hope you enjoyed the bit of citrus I added, even if it wasn't a true lemon.