Almost had sex with Captain America. May be dating him now. –TS
Are you okay with this? –TS
When did this happen? –PP
And are tabloids involved? –PP
Last night. No tabloids. Long Story. –TS
Do I need to prep Rhodey for The Talk? –PP
Pepper, believe it or not, I'm being serious. –TS
So am I, not for you for him –PP
...you're making me realize it was a good thing I started freaking out before anything happened. –TS
Not that Talk –PP
wait, what? –PP
Oh, you want Rhodey to threaten Cap. Very nice. –TS
Now you're catching on –PP
And you say I'm a child. –TS
What happened? –PP
Nothing. I thought I said that. –TS
Get over to the penthouse? I'll be there with coffee and ice cream in ten minutes –PP
You live in Malibu, how does that work? –TS
New York meeting today, just got off the plane when you first texted –PP
Can I just pretend it's magic? It's easier than realizing that I either forgot or you didn't tell me you were coming. –TS
Last minute thing, but yes –PP
Okay. I'll see if Nat'll bring me over so Cap won't freak.-TS
See you there –PP