A/N: I am so VERY REALLY VERY REALLY sorry that this is a late chapter. There were so many distractions, like: Thanksgiving Weekend, family, school, award ceremonies, dance recitals, and now I am about to take a 4 hour test to get into some really good school (Wish me luck) and I have a short attention span.  Enjoy!!

PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE! (After reading the story, of course!)

Chapter 10:

Punk'd by an Onyx

Thai, Emilee, and Rishae woke up early in the morning in hopes of getting through the cave and leaving it around the afternoon. So they woke around 5:00 am.

(PERSONALITY CHANGE ALERT!!!!(This is supposed to be said in a screaming voice): Emilee is no longer a morning person ever since everyone yelled at her when she was all happy in the morning. (That sounds so repetitive.) Anyway, back to the story.

Thai was very cheerful that morning. (A very bad thing to do around Emilee)

"Hi Emilee, did you have a good rest!?!" asked Thai with such a cheerfulness that it sickened Emilee.

(Silence)

"Silence greets you." said Emilee walking faster to catch up to Rishae who was in the same mood she was in.

"Hnmnmn." said Rishae.

"Hnmnmn." said Emilee.

"Ok…Come on guys. I just want to get in and get out. This thing is creepy even in the morning." said Thai.

The three of them walked into the cave. The first part had light in it.

"Oh Snap! I thought that the cave would be dark!" said Rishae. "I guess we didn't need the Mega-Mega Light!"

"Rishae, you really don't play your Pokemon games, do you? The entrance of the cave is always lit up, and after that it is pitch black." said Thai. "So you DO need your Mega-Mega Light if we are to make it out of the cave." He then put his hands in front of him and looked at the girls. "Ladies first." he said.

"Well, Thai get a move on." said Emilee not recovering from her morning personess."

They walked through the entrance and of course found it was pitch black. After standing in the dark for a while Emilee got tired of waiting.

"Umm, Rishae?" asked Emilee in a fake sweet voice.

"What?" asked Rishae looking at what she thought was Emilee.

"Wouldn't it be a great idea to…TURN ON THE LIGHT!!!!???????!!!! Emilee screamed.

"OOOOOH CALM DOWN!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOR THE LAST TEN MINUTES!" Rishae screamed back.

"But we only been in here for 5minutes." said Thai.

"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN COUNT!" screamed Rishae.

Then all they heard was a 'Click' 'Click' 'Click' for the next 10 minutes.

"Oh Snap! There are no batteries!" said Rishae after a while.

Thai and Emilee sighed a sigh full of sighful sighing ness. (Those aren't even words.)

"Now where did I put those…they're not here!! I pretty sure I put them in the bag!" said an exasperated Rishae.

"GREAT!" exclaimed Thai. "Now we have to waaaaaallllllllllkk back to the Pokemon center, geeeeeeet the batteries, puuuuuuuut them in the stupid light thingy, and waaaaaallllllllllkk back to the cave. A GIANT waste of time! Come on lets find the exit."

Thai walked back from where they came and hit a wall. Then he slid down the wall trying to find an exit.

"It's not here! Why isn't it here! It was here when we came here and I remember walking through it and saying Ladies first and I remember…WHERE IS IT!?!" shouted Thai. "How are we going to see in the cave? Will we wander around for the rest of our lives? Will we hate Rishae for the rest of our lives? I'll never ever see my mom again! I'll never have a real life! I won't get married! I won't have children! I won't grow old with my wife and see my grandchildren!" Thai cried.

"Well we sure as heck know who breaks, well more like snaps under pressure." said Rishae. "I'm going to go see…well feel if the exit is there, to calm Thai down." said Rishae as she walked away.

Rishae returned a couple of minutes later.

"I can't believe it! He's right! It's not there!" screamed Rishae as she looked up. "What kind of crap are you pulling here ObnoxiouslyFunny?" asked Rishae.

The cave ceiling parted and light entered therefore hurting Team 1's eyes.

"Well if I tell you then I'll be telling everyone else because I'm pretty sure they can read this. So Shut Up and stop pulling me into this story, DAG NABBIT! What is this…like the 5th time this has happened? Leave me alone because I put you in this fanfic and I can take you out!" I screamed. Then the ceiling sewed itself up and it was dark again.

"WOW!!!!!" said Emilee. "I'm just going to ignore that."

"OMG! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screamed Rishae.

"I DON'T KNOW!!!!" screamed Thai.

They both started to cry and shout.

"And she says Thai breaks under pressure." mumbled Emilee.

"Ok guys." said Emilee but they continued to cry.

"GUYS," said Emilee, but they still were crying as loud as ever.

"GUYS!" said Emilee getting impatient but they just cried louder.

"GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Emilee so loud that her voice echoed in the cave.

"What?" they asked.

"What!?...What do you mean what?...I've been trying to get your attention for like the last…Oh never mind. Explaining that to you guys is pointless. Anyway, this is what I've been trying to tell you. WE have a Charmander. It has a tail with fire." said Emilee as Thai and Rishae stayed silent.

"Wait did you get that? I'll say it slower and in your language…Charmander she has. Tail with big woo woo at tip. Give us pretty dancing colors." said Emilee.

"Oh shut up Emilee. We heard you." said Thai.

"She's right though. Charmander we need you!" said Rishae as she released Charmander.

"What could you possibly want!?!" asked Charmander. "I don't see any Pokemon here! I obviously don't have to battle! Why am I still here! Put me back in the ball!" said Charmander.

"What is this? Act like Emilee day because it sure as heck is pissing me off!" said Rishae.

"Oh, hold on, Pikachu." said Charmander. She put her hand on top of the phone. "Yes Rishae?" she asked.

"Oh I thought you were talking to me…" she said embarrassed.

"No, I'm talking to Pikachu about the dance contest with the other Pokemon. I'm battling them, but they didn't show up. The car was supposed to pick me up, but it hasn't come. The car was to bring me to the ball, but then they took my name off the list and I'm like 'Pikachu put me back in the ball!'"

"Oh, I thought you had an attitude with me." said Rishae. "Well anyway, we need your tail for lighting in this cave."

"It's still connected body. Can't you see it? Why'd you ask me for it?" said Charmander.

"Oh she must be talking to Pikachu." said Rishae to Emilee.

"No, I'm talking to you." Charmander said.

"We can get sticks and use them as torches!" exclaimed Thai regaining sanity.

"Oh whatever… let's go!" said Emilee.

They were walking through the cave for about 15 minutes when they felt the earth shake.

"Whoa, what's going on!" said Thai.

"Thai if we knew the answer to the question we wouldn't be so surprised and worried!" said Rishae.

"I know Rishae. It was just a—" started Thai.

Then the ground the parted and a giant rock in the shape of a snake came up through the ground. It had a giant scar on its eye which was weird because Thai couldn't think of anything that could cut through rock.

"OMG! It is an Onyx! You don't see them everyday!" said Thai with stars in his eyes. "This has my name all over it! Watch me catch it you guys, but I suggest you go over there just in case this gets dangerous!" he stated in a corny super hero pose.

"Great! Now we have to bring back a dead body to his mom!" mumbled Emilee.

"I heard that!" shouted Thai. "Alright, I'm going to play to my strengths and to your weaknesses. Bulbasaur, I choose you! Use your leech seed!"

Onyx dodged the leech seed attack and went under ground.

"Where'd he go?" asked Thai.

"I miss you so. Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone. Please come back homeeeeeeeeeee. Duh-duh…duhduh duh duh duh…please come back home." Emilee started singing randomly.

"UNDER GROUND, BIG HEAD!" shouted Rishae.

"Oh shut up! Bulbasaur watch out!" The earth shook and the giant Pokemon came shooting out, hitting Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur flew up into the air and instantly hit the ground. (Thanks to gravity.) Bulbasaur being the bold Pokemon he was stood up and act like that was nothing.

"That's all you got? I can take anything you throw at me. I'm not scared of you." Bulbasaur stated.

"Puh-lease…last night at the diner when we were all talking, Zigzagoon asked you 'So what are you scared of the most Bulbasaur?' And then you said 'I'm afraid of Pokemon that are basically ten times bigger than me.' And then I said—" said Charmander.

"Alright, I get the point! Why would you say that anyway? The motto is 'What happens in the five star diner, stays in the five star diner.' We didn't say it can come out of the Pokeball and tell anyone you please at random moments in the story. Gosh!" said Bulbasaur.

"Are you quite finished?" asked Onyx.

"Yeah, pretty much! Let's do this!" asked Bulbasaur.

"Ok, Bulbasaur leech seed again!" said Thai. "And make sure it hits!"

Bulbasaur hit Onyx this time and instantly Onyx's energy was being absorbed.

"We got him just where we want him! Bulbasaur use vine whip!"

Bulbasaur ran towards Onyx and whipped him with his vines. (Of course) Onyx was starting to get weak. Then thinking rash, Onyx bit of the leech seed!

"Is he allowed to do that!?" asked Thai.

"Thai, he's wild. He can do anything he wants to." said Rishae.

Onyx used Rock Throw and Bulbasaur dodged most, but was hit by the last one. Onyx then used this opportunity to go under ground.

"Bulbasaur, be on your guard!" said Thai trying to feel the ground for any vibrations. Then all of a sudden Onyx jumped out and used Rock Tomb causing all rocks to fall upon Bulbasaur and he was instantly covered.

"No!" shouted Thai as he dug through the rocks. He finally found Bulbasaur and picked him up.

"Male Trainer, you have fought well and I willingly go into your Pokeball." said Onyx looking at Thai.

"Really?" asked Thai looking hopeful.

"No, I was just kidding…SUCKER." said Onyx diving underground.

"What kind of crap is that?" asked Thai.

"The kind you take from an Onyx." said Rishae.

"That was a rhetorical question, woman!" said Thai pointing a finger at Rishae.

"Hey, don't take your anger out on me because you got Punk'd by an Onyx!" said Rishae.

"Silence you two, before I put a shoe to each of your heads." said Emilee putting a threatening hand on her shoe pocket. "Let's go!"

They all moved out with, Emilee just waiting for someone to say something because she hasn't thrown a shoe for a while, Thai upset because he didn't get his Onyx, and Rishae happy she could use Thai's failure to her advantage.

"Ahhh…I'm never going to catch an Onyx." said Thai.

"It's Ok Thai." said Rishae putting an arm around his shoulder.

"Awww… thanks Rishae." said Thai smiling.

"You might as well get used to it because you're going to fail more than the average human!" said Rishae laughing.

"You are annoying!" said Thai shoving her off his shoulder.

"Thanks…I've been working on it!" grinned Rishae.

"WAKAAAAAAAAAAAA WAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" came a random sound from down the cave.

"We know it is you Team 8!" said Rishae getting annoyed by their horrible attempt to scare them.

"You guys?" asked Thai.

"What?" they answered (they as in Emilee and Rishae.)

"Ummm…remember what that old dirty guy said about the ghost that lived in this cave?" asked Thai.

"Thai, you just gotta be the one! Why would you remind me of that while I'm standing in a dark cave?" said Rishae.

"Oh calm down. Banettes don't make that sound. Remember in ObnoxiouslyFunny's story, Pokemon talk…duhhh!" said Emilee.

"WAKAAAAAAAAAAA WAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" said the random voice.

"Umm…guys I…RUN, RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE IS DEPENDED ON IT!" screamed Rishae.

"OUR LIVES DO DEPEND ON IT!" screamed Thai.

"JUST FOLLOW CHARMANDER'S LIGHT TO STAY TOGETHER!" screamed Emilee, panicking.

"Wait, Wait, Wait, stop the story!" said Professor Cedar coming out of nowhere. "Did Emilee just panic?"

"OMG, I think she did!" said the Pichu from Chapter 4.

"Guys you can't stop the story in the middle of a chase just because Emilee starts to panic therefore getting out of character. Well…I think we can this is a serious matter." said Chicken Royel. (pronounced Roy Yell)

"What are you?" asked Pichu.

"Well, I'm actually a figment of ObnoxiouslyFunny's imagination because—" started Chicken Royel.

"Can you please leave!" screams ObnoxiouslyFunny.

"I can see when we're not wanted." said Professor Cedar.

"I can hear it too, Come on Pichu!" said Chicken Royel. "We'll be back!"

"Random!" said ObnoxiouslyFunny. "I'm really sorry about that, readers! Let's go back to the story."

They were running and running, but the sound of the 'WAKA' was getting louder and closer. Team1 kept on running until 'BAM' they hit something.

"Owwww, what was that!" screamed a random voice.

"Who the heck!?" said a deeper voice this time.

"Where am I?" asked another.

"Charmander, make your flame bigger!" said Rishae trying to get off the ground.

When the light came on, they realized it was Team 27!

"Wow Michelle, your head is hard!" said Thai, rubbing the giant red mark on his head.

"Well, yours is too!" she said rubbing her forehead.

"Hi you guys!" said Alani.

"We were walking around when we heard some WAKA WAKA sound. First we thought it was a Banette, but Alani said Banette's do not make that sound." said Carlos.

"Well, since we're together we might as well get through this cave together." said Rishae.

"Alright, let's go!" said Michelle.

"Umm…you guys." said Thai. "Look at all those glowing red eyes."

"Apparently, whatever was making that caught up with us." said Emilee, fear growing in her eyes.

"WAKA!!!" screamed the thing in the shadows. It cam out and it was a …

(CLIFF HANGER…SIKE!!!! KEEP ON READING.)

"It's a Jigglypuff!?!" asked Thai.

"Yeah, I was doing my singing exercises and I saw you guys and thought 'They'll listen to me sing." said JigglyPuff.

"I think I'm ready…JIGGGG GLLLLLY PUFFFFFF JIGGGG GGGGGGLLLLLLYY… 'BAM'" JigglyPuff hit the ground instantly.

"Wow, where'd you learn that?" asked Carlos looking amazed at how quickly the shoe left Emilee's hand and hit JigglyPuff's head.

"It's one of my super powers." said Emilee blowing on her hands.

"That is the last time I get scared over something stupid." said Rishae.

"OMG…There's the THE NEXT CITY GYM LEADER!" screamed Thai pointing behind Rishae.

"AHHHHH GET IT AWAY! I DON'T TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN!" said Rishae running behind Thai and using him as a human shield.

"Nothing stupid…sure." said Thai looking behind him at Rishae.

"You Big Headed Big Head!" screamed Rishae.

"Wow, what a comeback!" said Thai sarcastically.

"Do they always do this?" asked Alani talking to Emilee.

"If you mean argue with one another like crack heads, then yes, they always do this." said Emilee, ashamed to be apart of Team 1.

After a while, when it looked like Rishae was going to resort to violence, Emilee separated Rishae and Thai; Rishae on the outside of Alani and Thai on the outside of Carlos who had Michelle and Emilee between them. (If that was confusing to you, then the order is basically this: Thai, Carlos, Michelle, Emilee, Alani, and Rishae.)

"Why do you two keep on arguing?" asked Carlos.

"It's because of her!" said Thai pointing to Rishae. "Can't live with her—" started Thai.

"Can't live without her?" asked Carlos.

"No, can't talk to her, can't have a moment of peace with her, and can't have a—" said Thai on a roll.

"Ok, Ok I get it!" said Carlos.

"The biggest problem with her is that every time I mess up, it's a joke to her and she uses it to her advantage." said Thai. "Like today for instance, I didn't catch the Onyx I wanted."

"Not everyone catches the Pokemon they want, Thai." said Carlos.

"I know but the bad thing was that the Onyx then pretended to want to be captured then it was like No way SUCKER and jumped in the ground." said Thai.

"Well next time you battle a Pokemon make sure you…umm…just try to prove yourself to Rishae. Yeah, just keep that thought in your mind." said Carlos.

"I'm going to catch the Onyx!" said Thai.

"Umm…Thai that is sort of impossible. What are the chances of the same Onyx you met in the beginning of will appear all the way over—" Carlos was instantly interrupted by a rumbling in the ground. The same Onyx, with the scar, from the beginning of the cave was in front of Thai.

"I guess the chances are pretty big!" said Thai running over to challenge the Onyx.

"Onyx, I challenge you!" said Thai getting Onyx's attention.

"Oh look it's the same Male Trainer I fought and humiliated before!" said Onyx looking down at Thai.

"Well this isn't going to be Déjà vu because I'm going to win." said Thai. (Corny line)

"Ok sureee," said Onyx. "Let the battle begin!"

"Bulbasaur I choose you!" said Thai throwing the Pokeball out.

"Not this small green thing again!" said Onyx looking at Bulbasaur when he came out the ball.

"Bulbasaur use vine whip!" Thai exclaimed.

Onyx was getting ready to plunge underneath the earth, but Bulbasaur got there too quickly and whipped him several times before being forced off. Thai gave Bulbasaur the command to use leech seed, and succeeded. Onyx threw a tantrum and tried to shake it off, then to bite it off, but nothing was working. His energy was being absorbed. Onyx used Rock Smash. He started picking up rocks with his tail and smashing them, thus letting millions of rocks making it impossible for Bulbasaur to dodge.

When Bulbasaur got hit, he stood up and let a powdery substance release from him. When it hit Onyx, he started to drop his eye lids and hit the ground full of sleep. Then Thai threw a Pokeball. It shook once, and then twice, almost a third when the Pokeball burst open to reveal the Onyx had awakened.

"Man, I almost had it!" said Thai.

"It won't be that easy Male Trainer." said Onyx.

"Bulbasaur use your new attack...umm…Sleeping Powder!" said Thai.

"Bulbasaur released the powdery substance once again. Onyx didn't fall asleep immediately but simply yawned.

"That attack won't work so easily, boy!" said Onyx thrusting his tail in the air and letting it thrash upon the ground causing rocks to fall again.

Bulbasaur tried to dodge the rocks, but only managed a few because of his short, and stubby legs wouldn't allow him to run that fast. Bulbasaur was losing HP and quickly. Bulbasaur use vine whip, then use your leech seed. The Onyx distracted by the vine whip, didn't see the seeds flying towards him and was hit. Onyx couldn't resist the sleeping powder anymore and instantly fell asleep. Thai took this to his advantage and threw the ball again.

"Come on," said Thai on the first shake. "Come on..." said Thai on the second and on the third one the Pokeball stopped shaking.

"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Thai through the cave.

"Good job!" said Emilee.

"Wow Thai, you were great!" said Rishae.

"Wow Rishae, do my ears deceive me or did I just hear a compliment?" asked Thai smiling.

"Wait a second anything nice from me IN TH MORNING is something to question!" said Emilee.

"Ok, alright Emilee. (Thai cleared his throat) Does my face deceive me or did I not feel any thing landing on my face that would cause pain?" asked Thai.

'BAM' "I guess your face deceived you!" said Emilee laughing.

Michelle saw the exit of the cave above.

"Come on you guys there's the exit!" she said as she ran towards it.

When they were finally out, the two teams went their separate ways. (Well actually they won't go their separate ways until they go into the next town because there was one path to town and everything else around the path is wilderness.)

Next Chapter: You'll see it when I write it 

I thank you guys for waiting so patiently for this chapter. I don't know why it took me so long…wait never mind I do!

I give a special thanks to AERISPHOENIX!!!!!

She has been a frequent reviewer and a responder to author notes. You should ALL follow her example. WELL NOW IS TIME FOR THE CHARACTER CONTEST. PLACE YOUR VOTES WITH YOUR REVIEWS! I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IF I COULD GET MORE THAN ONE REVIEW PER CHAPTER! Remember you can vote for any character you wish! (Yes, even minor!) ALSO SORRY FOR ANY SPELLING OR GRAMMAR! I DID THIS IN ONE SITTING AND DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PROOF READING!

Oh yeah if I didn't make this clear earlier you BETTER review. If you don't I will be forced to kill you...WITH LOVE! And people there is this thing called stats. An author (like myself) can check these stats. On these stats there is a catergory named "HITS". (NO not the hits that Rishae throws at Thai) Hits are the number of people that read your story and the best thing is they break it down by chapter so you know how many people are READING your chapter and let me tell you that the number of REVIEWS are not adding up with the number of people that read my story. I don't care if you put update soon, just review. It boosts my confidence about my story. So when I say Please Review I mean PLEASE REVIEW. Thank You:)

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