When you Gonna go get the Syrup Already?
Girl- JACK THE MONKEY WILL DIE!
Everyone stares at her.
Candy- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHAT THE HECK'S WITH ALL THE STARING?
Will- No idea.
Girl- Jakiieee. I have a surprise for you!
Jack- Me? Cool!
The girl pulls out of bottle of rum. Jack faints, gets up, and grabs the rum away from the girl. Just then a heavenly light shines on the bottle. No not really. Davy Jones just opened the curtains. Too bad Jack didn't see that.
Jack- Ohhhahhh! It's r-r-r-u-u-u-m-m-m – RUM!
Drains the bottle.
Jack- Thanks. Ok everyone! Jack is gonna DIE! First, we cover our selves up with marshmallows, and then eat a ton of spaghetti, then go take a nap and KILL JACK THE MOKEY!!
Elizabeth- (In an Yzma type fashion) It's brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT!
Everyone stares
Davy Jones- Jack? Uh, Jack's outside getting drunk on maple syrup. We should-
Jack- HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!
Davy Jones- Just grab him.
Jack- Oh, ok. Everyone, to the outdoors then! CHARGE!
Girl- (Falls on knees holding a wedding ring.) Jack? Will you marry me?
Everyone stares at the girl then at Jack.
Jack- No you eunuch.
Mr. Gibbs- WTF?
Jack- SECURITY!
Girl gets dragged away.
Tia and Elizabeth- That was weird.
Jack- Yeah. Oh well, that was so thirty seconds ago. To Jack the monkey!