A/N: It has been decided, there will only be two more chapters including this one. I am very thankful for all of you who have supported this story and have continued to stick with it and review. Thank you so much, and this chapter is dedicated to my wonderful partner in fanfiction writing crime, Lady. And on to…. CHAPTER 10!!!!!!!

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Chapter 10 : COOKIES??!!!

"HERMIONE! HOW COULD YOU?!" Ron yelled agonizingly as Hermione stood proudly at the helm of the Pirate ship.
"Because Ron, I needed all of this to stop. And because I wanted to know why Draco was really here, and also because I got very bored." She explained.

"Hermione, this is shocking, you're not supposed to turn on us like that! This is unacceptable. By popular demand, Hermione Granger, you are sentenced to the Brig!" Ron declared heavily as Hermione was lead away by Pintel and Ragetti to the brig of the ship.

FLASHBACK

Hermione had been baking cookies in the kitchen when all of the sudden Gerard came running in out of nowhere.
"I smell…COOKIES!" He screamed like a child as he darted around excitedly, looking here and there and everywhere for his precious desserts.

"Cookies? WHERE?!" Pete squealed as he was passing through, he had his hands curled into small balls in front of his mouth as he danced about excitedly. Hermione paled, this looked bad.

"Hey what are you guys- cookies?" Mikey questioned nervously. Hermione nodded, Mikey closed his eyes in frustration, "Great." He muttered.
"BOB, FRANK, RAY! GERARD FOUND COOKIES!" He yelled halfheartedly. Several exasperated moans could be heard from the next room as the rest of My Chemical Romance filed into the room. "You grab his legs, I'll grab his arms. Watch for the teeth, he's not afraid to bite." Mikey grimaced, the rest nodded. And then, all hell broke loose. Gerard jumped out of the way as they lunged for him and he was now standing on top of the fridge, leaning on his haunches, rocking back and forth singing "You'll never get me, or my cookies! You'll never get me, or my cookies! HAHA!" And he jumped onto the stove. "GET HIM!" Ray roared, they all jumped simultaneously on top of the stove, which broke, fortunately they didn't break Gerard. "NO! NO! BEEN FOILED!!!" Gerard wailed piteously as they dragged him to the pirate ship, "COOOOOKIES!!!!" You could hear him wailing for miles. "No, that's actually Ben Folds." Patrick added, laughing to himself. Hermione just stared at him, "You know? He said, 'been foiled' ? And I was like, 'no, actually it's ben folds?!' cuz, Ben Folds' a piano player? A musician? Get it?!" He begged. Hermione shook her head slowly. Patrick's face fell, "Oh. Hey, what do you get when you take the S out of SAFE and the F out of WAY?!" He asked excitedly. Hermione shook her head, "There's no f in way."
Patrick started howling with laughter, Hermione was still confused. "THERE'S NO EFFIN WAY!! HAHAHAHAHA" Patrick was now rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically. Hermione just sighed and walked away. And then, her plan slowly came into being. It was as if a lightbulb went off in her head, DING DING DING. It was time. Hermione yelled as hard as she could, " PETER NOW!!!!" It was like a chain reaction. Peter Pan soared into the air and immediately began shooting off big, bright fireworks, which scared the pirates so badly they all peed their pants, and ran far away, leaving their ship behind. The Lost Boy then flew towards the tour buses and started popping holes in the tires, and throwing rocks into the window shields. Once the tourbuses were demolished, Tinkerbelle flew high into the sky and wrote in the air, " HERMIONE IS QUEEN OF THE WII!" in big, bold, flashy, sparkly, illuminate, pretty, crackling, letters. Hermione stood at the helm of the ship, her eyes casting about grandly as she witnessed the grandeur and chaos that she had conjured. "HERMIONE! HOW COULD YOU?!"

END FLASHBACK

And here she was now, being carted off to the brig, punished for just trying to get noticed. Sure, she had scared off the pirates and now had this huge empty ship in the middle of the Weasley's front lawn, and yes, she had popped all of the tour buses' tires so that the bands couldn't leave, and she would also admit to emitting very large and loud fireworks that had disrupted the neighborhood, but it was all in good fun, right? Sheesh. These guys can't even take a joke. Oh well, at least I still have my cookies. She thought fondly as she fished out the large bag of cookies she had magically stuffed into her pants pocket. Suddenly, there was a bright, blinding light as the door of the brig was pushed open and she heard a voice calling her name, "Hermione?"

DRACO'S POV

How could they?! Capture my poor Mia and stick her in some nasty old ship. There's probably, seawater that will stain her clothes, and bugs that will get in her hair, and, Gulp HUMIDITY THAT WILL FRIZZ HER CURLS EVEN WORSE! He sighed, he knew he had to get to her, and fast. Quietly, whilst everyone else was celebrating Hermione's capturing, he snuck away, unnoticed. He went unnoticed, except for by one person, and she was determined to follow him and see where he was going.

GINNY'S POV

Where is Draco going? And why is he going there so sneakily? Hmm, that boy has been acting oh-so suspicious ever since he got here, and I'm going to find out what he's up to. Nobody messes with this girl and gets away with it. MUAHAHAHAHHAH MUAHAHAH cough gasp wheeze AHEM Well, that's enough evil laughter for now. ONWARD GINNY! TO FOLLOW THAT FERRET! Hehehe, I still can't believe that Arya, Hermione and I won the battle of the bands…heheheheh….Ahem ONWARD!!!

PETE'S POV

MM, I love cookies, they're so yummy. MM MM MMM. Hey, where is Red going? And why is she following that prissy blondie whose name escapes my cookie-filled mind? Well, seeing as I am a very nice guy and am generally concerned about every member of the female sex, I shall follow her! Sneakily of course, she probably wants to be ALONE with blondo boy, and of course, I could never let that happen. Because I'm PETIE BOY! And I save women that are in distress, but I do it secretly. Because if they find out, Hell Hath NO Fury Like a Woman Scorned. Of that saying I am a personal master. But, I'd rather not travel down that certain path of memory lane, my scars still burn. Shudders ONWARD PETIE BOY! TO SAVE RED!

DRACO'S POV

Finally! After scrambling through that VERY painful and sharp bramble bush, and traveling through that disgusting pool of muck, I'm here at the Pirates ship. Lucky me. I can't believe I have to scramble on board and scuttle over to the brig. Bending over, I pulled very hard on the handle, which wouldn't budge. STUPID STUPID STUPID! I really need a new adjective…STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! Finally, that STUPID lock gave way and there she is. Looking so gorgeous and angelic and, OW! SHE BLOODY HIT ME WITH A BLOODY PINEAPPLE!!! Confound it woman! What was that for?!

"Draco?" She murmurs surprised, YES IT'S ME! AND YOU JUST PELTED ME WITH A VERY LARGE AND VERY POKEY FRUIT! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

"Draco, what are you doing here?" She asks me, perfectly innocently, as if she had NO idea of the pain that she was currently causing me. What the bloody hell do you think I'm doing, woman?! I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU! "Oh Draco!" She squeals as she jumps into my arms. And then, it happened. She kisses me. SHE KISSES ME!!!OH WONDER OF WONDERS! OH MAGICAL BEINGS!! OH CUTE LITTLE DIAPER WEARING BABIES!!! THANK YOU! I, of course, kissed her back.

GINNY'S POV

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! OH MY EYES!! OUCH. OUCH. Burning, ew. Gross. Major puking right now. Draco, Hermione, making out…DEATH. DESTRUCTION. FATALITY. OH OUCH. IT BUUUURNS! Ok, enough over- exaggerating Weasley, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL! Ok, that's better. Wait, what's that in the bushes? What the?

PETE'S POV

OW! What the bloody ----------(Swears VERY colorfully)--------Biscuit eater! Good Gracious these things are painful!!! I F------ HATE STUPID THORNS!!! Wait, I think I'm almost there. Oh crap. She saw me. This is going to hurt.

GINNY'S POV

PETE?! What the bloody hell is he doing here? And why does he look so pained? Wait a minute, are those, thorns sticking out of his ears? Ooh. That had to hurt. Pete, are you ok? Oh, ok he's glaring at me. Not good. Um, Do you want to go swimming? WHY DID I JUST ASK HIM THAT??!!! Oh. He does? Ok…..OMG IM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

PETE'S POV

She, she asked me to go swimming…AND I SAID I WANTED TO!!! AH! OK, Pete, keep your cool man. She's JUST a girl, and you're JUST the best looking member of a famous rock band! She's not anything super special, she only has brilliant red hair, sparkling cinnamon eyes, and those gorgeous little freckles that would look so good-NO! BAD PETE! NO. Slaps himself OK. You can do this, you're going to go swimming with a girl, and you're not going to try and jump her or try any funny business, do you hear? Besides, she's got way too many brothers…You'd be in a lot of pain if you tried anything er, physical…And besides, I thought you wanted to be single for a while right? Come on, one-night stands, kissing interviewers, flirting shamelessly with fans? WHY AREN'T ANY OF THOSE SOUNDING FUN RIGHT NOW!?OH no….I think I've got it...BAD….

NORMAL POV

Ginny and Pete snuck back into the house to get their bathing suits on, grab some towels, and to sneak a bag of cookies. What? They were bound to get hungry, everyone gets hungry after swimming! Anyways, after they grabbed the bare essentials, (tanning lotion, cookies, bath toys, goggles, inner tubes, floaties, noodles, oh and a pineapple ? ) They were ready to hit the water. They trudged their way up the path to the Weasley's very large, and very swimmable pond. Dumping their stuff on the dock, Pete pulled off his shirt and Ginny pulled down her overshorts.

"Ladies first," Pete smiled, offering her a hand to help her 'step' into the water. "Hmm, well if I went first," Ginny started, taking his proffered hand, "Then I couldn't do this." And with an almighty tug she pulled him in right after her. With a loud SPLASH Ginny dove smoothly underneath the water whilst Pete, completely unprepared for the dunking, came up coughing and sputtering and, of course, swearing rather foully. "What the bloody hell was that for?!" He yelled. Ginny held back a giggle, "Sorry, but growing up with so many brothers, you know," Pete smirked evilly. "Oh no, what is that look for? No, what are you going to do? I don't think- AAAAAAHHHHH!" She squealed as he lunged through the water at her, hoisted her over his shoulder and proceeded to throw her back into the water. This time, it was she who came up coughing and sputtering. "Thanks for that.." She bit sarcastically. "You're welcome…" He replied still smirking. It grew quiet. Ginny was floating on her back with her eyes closed, and Pete was treading in the deep water, watching her closely.

"Want to play Marco Polo?" Ginny asked lazily.
"Umm, ok.. But where did that come from?" He countered, laughing slightly at the randomness of the question.
"Well, I figure you can't stare at me with your eyes closed." She replied, just as lazily as before. Pete went a very bright shade of red.

"yeah…….right.." He muttered embarrassed, Ginny just smiled.

BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM

"Hey, Where's the guy that I broke his nose?" Billie Joe asked all of the sudden, noticing that about four people were missing from the room.
"And where's Pete?" Joe asked quizzically. Ron looked around, "Has anyone seen Ginny?" They all looked around at each other, and then like a herd of stampeding elephants twenty-four curious men and one hippie-elf-woman ran out of the room.

A/N Heheheheh, now you see my devious sideplot. I apologize to all Pete Wentz fans, but I myself am a very large one, and seeing as this is only fiction, I doubt I'm doing any harm. Besides, don't you think that they'd look kinda cute together? Anyways, next chapter is the last chapter! Thank you all SO much for all your support.

And to my dearest partner Lady,

Thank you so much for all of your wondrous encouragement and funny snips of sarcastic hilarity that have kept me going. You're an amazing writer, and I hope that we'll be partners for a looooong time!!!
Love you too much,

Your good friend,

Leading..

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