Episode 10: Guilt Trip

On a white background, the blocky title words dropped down as Pat, Alex, Ryden and Marty jumped off of it and assumed various poses. An off screen narrator said "RWBY CHIBI!".

The Mascot

Ryden sat at the counter of the PARM Jaune Cheese Factory, looking quite bored.

"Ugh, does anything interesting ever happen around here?" Ryden asked to Marty, who was currently stocking the shelves.

"It has been awfully slow lately." Marty said.

"I wish something interesting would happen." Ryden said.

Suddenly the front door swung open, letting an angry Jaune, wearing his cheese costume, and a begging Pat walk in.

"Come on, Jaune, be reasonable!" Pat begged.

"No can do!" Jaune said, "I have had enough of the humiliation that this cursed, and quite smelly, cheese costume has given me! So, as of now, I qui-!"

Jaune tried to take the cheese suit off, but it wasn't really working.

"Uh... little help here?" Jaune asked.

Pat rolled his eyes and helped Jaune out of the costume.

"Now, as I was saying, I QUIT!" Jaune said, throwing the costume onto the ground and storming out the window, only to peek back in, "Thanks for helping me out!"

After a few moments, Jaune was gone.

"So...what just happened?" Ryden asked.

"Jaune said that he has had enough embarrassment and decided to quit." Pat said.

"Took him this long to decide to quit?" Marty asked, "I was betting that would happen three episodes ago."

"Three what?" Ryden asked.

"Nothing." Marty replied.

"Well, what are we going to do about our mascot now?" Ryden asked.

"I don't know. Maybe we could see if someone wants a job?" Pat asked.

"Worth a shot." Marty said.

A quick flash of lightning flew across the an olive green backdrop, splitting the screen in two.

Pat, Alex, Ryden, and Marty all sat at a long table, all of them turned towards a small stage.

"Alright can the first participant come out?" Pat asked.

Yang came out onto the stage.

"So, what do you think qualifies you for this job?" Pat asked, trying to sound professional.

"Well I think I bring a lot of guda qualities to this. I've also got quite a sharp idea on what it takes. Oh I'm also quite-" Yang said.

"NO!" Pat said, rushing over to Yang and covering her mouth, "We will not have bad puns in the workplace. Next!"

As the day went on, more of the participants were interviewed.

"What am I doing here again?" Blake asked.

"Yeah, I only came because Marty wanted me to." Velvet said.

"Do I have to wear the costume?" Ren asked.

"I mean, I like you kids, I really do. But I would rather die than wear that costume." Clay said.

"Hi, Pat! If I wear the costume, will you finally marry me?" Ruby asked.

"Nothing, we've interviewed everyone we know and no one would want the job." Marty said.

"Or give reasonable demands." Pat said.

"If only there was someone desperate enough for the job." Ryden said.

Team PARM left their building, only to hear some angry yelling and see Jaune come flying across the street, landing on Pat's face.

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Canary yelled to Jaune.

"You guys can have him back!" Frost said.

Frost and Canary went back into their cheese business and slammed the door.

"Oh, so that's where they put it." Alex said.

"So what did you do to get fired?" Pat asked as he pulled Jaune off of his face.

"Let's just say that you should never confuse them for Pat." Jaune said, "They're offended quite easily."

"I take offense to that!" Canary yelled.

Canary slammed the front door to his group's cheese business shut.

"So, uh, will you guys take me back in?" Jaune asked.

"I suppose you're our only choice." Pat said.

"I don't care if that's insulting, I'll take it for what it is." Jaune said, pulling the cheese outfit out of his pants.

"Where were you hiding that?" Pat asked, "You threw the cheese costume away earlier."

"You don't want to know." Jaune said, walking into the cheese business, leaving Pat and Ryden to wonder what just happened.

Guilt Trip

Ruby squealed as she jumped up in front of a pink background, slicing the screen in two moments later.

Pat was walking down the halls of Beacon, with Ruby clinging to his leg as he went.

"Please-please-please-please?" Ruby begged.

"For the last time, no." Pat said.

"Aww! Come on!" Ruby said before giving Pat puppy dog eyes, "Please?"

Pat looked at Ruby, he just couldn't say no to that face.

"Fine." Pat groaned.

"YAY!" Ruby cheered as she jumped into the air out of joy.

Pat went off to do what Ruby wanted.

"Ruby, are you sure you should be guilting Pat into doing things for you like that?" Yang said.

"Yeah, it's not like he's your butler. Speaking of which, Klein, could you take care of my laundry?" Weiss asked, walking off.

"Whatever the case, we believe that you should stop doing this." Blake said.

"Pfft! When have I guilted Pat into doing things before?" Ruby asked.

Blake and Yang gave Ruby cold stares before recounting the things Ruby has guilted Pat into doing.

Pat sat down in a chair and was about to eat a cookie, but Ruby looked at him with the puppy dog eyes and he handed it to the young Huntress.

Ruby continued to think about other times she guilted Pat into doing things such as giving her piggyback rides, cleaning her team's dorm, doing her laundry, and other stuff.

"Huh, I guess I lost track of how often I do that." Ruby said.

"You think?" Blake asked.

"By the way, just wondering, what did you guilt him into this time?" Yang asked.

Pat came walking out of his dorm, wearing a suit that a groom would wear.

"Come on, honey, to the chapel!" Ruby said as she pulled Pat away with her.

"I should have known." Yang sighed as she put her hand on her face and shook her head.

Beep!

This is the way we want to spend every day

Laughing with our friends and keeping sadness away

Join us and see we can be happy and free

Life is full of fun because we're all chibi!

Well, this took forever to come out. I had zero skit ideas up until a month ago. This took so long to come up with because I would write this on my phone waiting for my mom to pick me up from college. I have not been writing fanfiction lately since I have lost the feeling. I'm hoping that I'll be able to get back into it soon so I can at least finish the current seasons of all of my stories. I do have a few plans for the next chapter, so we'll see what goes on with that.

If you have skit ideas, then leave them in the Reviews or send them over PMs.

Powerhouse out.