Marauders at Hogwarts
Head Boy
Remus was despite, again. He heard he was going to be made Head Boy and that could not happen. Prefect was bad enough. Why did people always assume he was the mature one? He was by far the most childish. This year alone James, Sirius, or Peter had tucked him into bed six times because he refused to listen when they said he should go to be. And they all did stuff to make sure Remus could get thought the day, little things he hardly noticed. He'd fall asleep with his right shoe boy the door and he left in the bathroom and when he woke up they were placed together by his trunk. His inkpots would magically refill and he would only notice after he had used them that they were full again. And his ties, someone had charmed to be self-tying.
When asked his fellow marauder would never fess up.
This was different he couldn't become head boy, because in teen years at their reunion everyone would want to meet his wife and kids because he was Head Boy, but he didn't want everyone to seek him out at their reunion to see how successful he was, he let everyone fool themselves into thinking he's have a brilliant job after school when his only hopes were a muggle job or writing with a pseudonym anonymously.
In fourth year he had caught wind he was going to be made a prefect and he went through countless pranks and antic to shake the responsibility. It didn't work. He tried kissing girl in plain sight of McGonagall, not cutting his hair, (which he was still doing.) using that muggle trick to dumping cold water on her, even talking to her, politely and rudely which only resulted in detentions for him. There was probaly other stuff he did he just couldn't remember. There was one last time he could try last time he wasn't brave enough to even try it then but now it seemed like a very good idea.
He just had to find Sirius with Professor McGonagall relatively close by otherwise it'd be a bit pointless, but probably not completely.
Remus cheeked the map, there was McGonagall in her classroom grading papers and Sirius was right outside it with his sketch book and artist tool Remus couldn't even wrap his head around how he knew what was what in that bag. Actually he was walking past it probably to the Quidditch felid's or the roof he claimed he liked heights because they gave him a clear head. The heights probably cleared his head for him.
Remus pinned Sirius to the wall opposite McGonagall's room, he took a second to take in Sirius studded face before kissing him. He only meant to kiss him but somehow they ended up snogging. "Pad's will you stop avoiding me now?" He growled with his forehead pressed against Sirius'.
"MR. LUPIN!" Professor McGonagall's door opened with a burst and he voice followed instantaneously.
Remus turned around his lips clearly swollen from snogging Sirius, "Yes, ma'am?"
McGonagall took in Remus kissing partner, "Well talk later."
"Good because I'm kind of busy right now," Remus threw her his best cheeky grin that he had learned form James…and Lily.
"Detention tonight or shave you head," McGonagall fired before going back into her room.
"I'm rather attached to it! See you at seven, Minnie!"
Sirius stared at him with hatred.
"I kind of like you Pad's as a bit more than a friend," Remus said sheepishly.
"You couldn't have said that at the beginning of the year?"
"Peter…" Remus said softly.
"So are you gay too?"
"I don't like labels," Remus answered.
"I don't like Peter."
"Really I couldn't tell," Remus smirked Sirius blushed.
"You speak sarcasm far too well," Sirius said before pulling Remus into a Broom closet.
So Remus lied to Teddy about every one who knew about him and Sirius, but in his defense he only kissed Sirius in front of her nothing to prove they were in a relationship, because they were until Remus kissed Sirius.
McGonagal probably didn't pick head boys but she must have recommended one. I think she would have chosen Remus over James, if Remus wasn't such a marauder when it comes to responsibly and I think James would have been more responsible at the end of sixth year. She also recognized Remus really didn't want to be head boy, she's not homophobic just squeamish about PDA (Yeah me PDA is just awkward). And that one reviewer Marlene's kissing partner will come up in the next chapter.
You can assume Sirius did something stupid (AGAIN!) that revealed his feeling for Remus and then felt like it wasn't such a great idea and was avoiding Remus until Remus decided to knock (snog) some sense into him. It worked out great for all. Well except James he had to put up with their gooey-ness forever and ever.