READ THIS! URGENT!
I replaced that little notice of my friend with another (short) chapter! READ THAT FIRST! (:
oh, and btw...I luffles this chapter. :D
I'm too lazy to finish up the rest of the day, though. Sooo, let's say the rest of the day was surprisingly normal.
2600-ish words for this chapter. :D
The moment Neji was up was actually before the alarm had gone off. The first thing he did was yawn, then take the hair tie off his wrist and put his hair in its normal style. Noticing that Hinata was still asleep, he decided to be nice and wake her up calmly.
"Hikaru-san...wake up..."
She didn't stir. At all.
"Hinata-sama..."
Still no response. Neji was hoping she'd at least get shocked out of her sleep. No dice.
Neji was an impatient person. He sighed, and screwed over his 'gentle' way to wake her up. Picking up a pillow, Neji beat her with it harshly, his expression a classic '-.-'.
Neji didn't expect her to wake up, scream various swears, and toss him into the wall like a mountain gorilla.
Getting up, he shrank away like an obedient puppy. A wide-eyed, whimpering, I-pissed-my-pants-and-its-going-down-my-legs-and-into-my-shoes puppy.
Visualization is not required for this scene.
Neji timidly put on his uniform, not bothering to change his boxers, as Hinata slept heavily.
Visualization optional for you literal 'screw-head' Neji fans.
'She's usually a morning person, so why the hell did she nearly break my back?' Neji thought to himself, sweat dropping. 'Now that I think of it, she never likes to go to sleep at seven at night, usually later, but manages to get up at seven thirty in the morning, which is impossible for me, except today is a weird day...'
As the digital clock's number turned from 7:29 to 7:30, Hinata woke up, in her normal morning person self. She got up, ignoring Neji, made her bed routinely, and then grabbed her clothing, slinking to the bathroom. She came out moments later and motioned for Neji's bed, before realizing he was already up.
"Y-you're up early." Hinata spoke, her stutter still there. She, however, was getting used to talking to Neji (as well as Sakura) and could talk to them with little stutter. Because she, being the little innocent girl she was, thought them as simply a cousin, and a friend who had 'accidentally' kissed her.
Hinata ditched the fake boy's voice as well now, after realizing that voice probably got Sakura confused and startled and that was what caused Sakura to make contact with her lips (it was a long, sleepless night Hinata had spent wondering why Sakura had done that and came up with this).
Neji snorted upon impulse. "Of course I am."
Hinata ignored him, grabbing a mess of papers, a big binder, two notebooks, and three textbooks. She managed to reach out a bit with her hand and grab the doorknob, and then twisted it open.
Neji simply blinked. He still wasn't fully adjusted to his cousin's change in attitude. Once upon a time, Hinata was a neat and orderly cute little girl who was completely honest. But now, she was still cute, but dressing as a boy, a quite better liar, and less than organized, by a lot. Also, he has snuck a peek at her progress report, and made the revelation that she was an upstanding almost complete straight C student (he was actually surprised to see an A for Science).
"I'm off to breakfast, Neji-san."
Neji sighed, he had forgotten to do his algebra homework, and he had to miss out on breakfast or be screwed.
"Hey, Hikaru!" Tayuya pulled Hinata to the side just as she was about to get lunch, where she pinned him against the wall. Her eyes were narrowed and her voice was low, "Is it true you and pink-shit-head are a couple?"
Hinata blinked, and tilted her head a bit, confused. "Eh? W-where'd that r-rumor come from?"
Tayuya let out a breath in relief, smiling as she unpinned Hinata. Her eyes look relieved as well
"Ah, I heard that you two were smooching in the library. Stupid fucking rumors..."
Hinata blinked, and a faint blush shot up on her face, and then she tried to muster up words. "W-well...Sa-sakura-san fell forward and w-w-we touched lip-wise...demo I-I do-doubt th-that c-c-counts. I-it was a-a-an accident."
Tayuya's lips twitching into a half grimace, and she began grumbling several foul words that Hinata chose not to listen to. She sent a glare across the cafeteria as Hinata went on to picking her breakfast.
Sakura was happily munching on cereal, when she suddenly felt like knives were stabbing her back. She jerked, and turned, and saw Tayuya, her eyes filled with flames as red as her hair (which seemed to have turned to hissing fiery red snakes for a few moments). Sakura yelped, and turned back, shivering. 'She's so scary! Like Medusa, only from the pits of hell!!'
Meanwhile, Hinata returned to the table she had placed her books and such, and found a boy with dark hair in a spiky ponytail, and a chubby looking boy who was snacking on BBQ chips. She smiled at them both, and then sat down. She was right next to the boy with the ponytail, and across from the chubby boy.
Hinata began to dig in to her food, too hungry to remember her manners. The boy next to her raised his eyebrow, and the boy in front of her blinked, looking at the bag of chips she had left untouched, drooling. Hinata finished off the remainder of her food, the chips still untouched. His eyes widened as she lifted the chips up, and put them on his plate.
"I was going to have those, but saw you liked chips a lot, so you can have them. I hope you like the normal kind as much as BBQ."
He blushed, shook his head, and then devoured the chips.
"Arigato! I'm Akamichi Chouji." He spoke with a deep voice after finishing his food, smiling sweetly. "And this is Nara Shikamaru. The only reason he isn't sleeping right now is because...well, I really don't know. hey, Shikamaru, why aren't you snoozing?"
Shikamaru simply huffed and took a look at Hinata, lifting his left eyebrow as if he were working about a puzzle in his head or something. He then yawned, and looked away, disproving that theory.
"A-ah, I'm H-Hyuuga Hikaru. Nice to meet you both." Hinata said with another heart melting smile which even caused a soft red on Shikamaru's face. She then realized something.
'I wonder where Tayuya, Kiba, Shino, and Naruto are?'
She turned her head, eyes drifting about, looking for the four or at least one of the aforementioned people. She usually sat with the four, exchanging words and such. She then spotted Kiba and Shino, standing with their trays in the middle of the cafeteria, both probably trying to locate her.
"Over here, Shino! Over here, Kiba!" Hinata shouted, waving her hands to try and get their attention. Shikamaru snorted a bit, his hand the only thing keeping his face from making contact with the table, as he watched Kiba fumble about, looking for where Hinata's voice resonated from.
The two brown haired boys spotted her, and walked over, Kiba with far more energetic footsteps than the always stoic Shino. Kiba sat himself next to Chouji, and Kiba sat himself down to the left of Hinata.
"Anou...S-shiino-kun, K-kiba-kun, this i-is Nara-san an-an-and Akimichi-san."
Chouji butted in before Kiba could say anything. "Call us by our first names, please. Chouji-kun, and Shikamaru-kun."
"A-ah. Shi-shikama-maru is a long name." Hinata said, then turned to Shikamaru, turning her head to the side in a cute, questioning way. "M-may I c-c-call y-you Shi-kun?"
Kiba nearly fell out of his seat, and Shino's eyebrows rose above his big shades. Chouji blinked rapidly, trying not to laugh. 'Shi-kun...? (1)' They all thought at the same time.
"Eh. Whatever."
Shikamaru mumbled into the palm of his hand, having shifted his head. His ponytail-held hair, with as enthusiasm as he currently had, plopped to the other side of his head.
"Arigatou, Shi-kun." Hinata said bashfully, displaying yet another smile. Kiba had to hold his nose so blood wouldn't come out because of an 'UBER-KAWAII!1!1! OVERLOAD!' and Shino discreetly wiped his nose with a napkin. Chouji blubbered a bit. Shikamaru sighed.
It was then that a certain bun head joined them, a tray with only a yogurt and a bagel with cream cheese.
"Hi Hi Hikaru-kun!" TenTen said, smiling and waving with her left hand, which she took off the tray. She sat down besides Shikamaru, placing the tray down almost carelessly with a loud CLACK. TenTen shifted her head and inquisitively looked over Shikamaru.
"You're not cute."
She said plainly, before shifting her attention to the task of eating her vanilla yogurt.
If Shikamaru cared in the least about his appearance, perhaps an arrow would have pierced his heart. Sadly, Shikamaru was not such a person, and therefore, didn't care. Chouji snickered a bit, though. Hinata simply blinked.
"Anou...T-tenTen-kun..." Hinata said slowly, making sure to remember the 'kun' part. "W-where's L-lee-san?"
TenTen snickered, grinning as she decided to dramatically gain a demonic expression. "Well...I told him that if he could make himself seem as invisible as possible, to me, I just might date him."
"Ah, but TenTen-kun...isn't that a bit mean?"
Just then, Lee walked by wearing a camouflage outfit, sneaking looks at TenTen. He was followed by a thoroughly pissed Orochimaru with an army helmet on and a extremely large net. Lee sees Orochimaru and quickly runs like hell. Obviously a really stupid chase scene occurs which of course includes a monkey, other people, yelling, and an AK 47.
Welllll...actually, no AK 47. Sorry for lying.
And also, of course everyone is sweat-dropping. Except Hinata, who as usually, is being the oblivious little cross-dresser she is.
"He's so cute!" TenTen said, laughing and blushing. And it looked like a bright day for LeeTen fans as the clouds of ignorance wafted away in a breeze.
"He's so cute when stupid, and I remember as a kid, he'd do all this stupid stuff like climbing trees while eating pudding. Ah, and the time he wanted to moon Neji and got the wrong address and ended up mooning a pedophile, that was HILARIOUS. And the time he tried to swallow swords because he saw it on TV..."
...and then, the day became night and the moon became blood red, and the sky was impeded from view by thousands of black bats. For LeeTen fans, anyways. For everyone else, eh...I dunno. Raining dogs and cats? Or maybe...Bishoune-
-author pelted by a topless Itachi raining down from the sky-
And then the author had the biggest nosebleed of her life and was forced to continue her story's plot and stop inserting herself into her own stories. The end.
TenTen burst into laughter. Her laughter happened to be maniacal, and exactly as follows.
'kukukukukukuk...wahahahahahakukukukukukusnortsnorthukhukhukhuk.'
(A/N- Try copying that laugh. In one breath.. I know I can't, 'cause I've tried.)
And TenTen continued laughing. And laughing.
Hinata simply sweat dropped and left for her first period class, leaving behind a hysterical TenTen, a flustered and pissed Orochimaru who paused to take many quick breaths and rest a bit, and Lee, who was trying to eat a chair for some odd reason...
"Ah, I am Yakushi Kabuto-sensei, and I'll be teaching class today, since Orochimaru-sama is out somewhere." The gray haired man smiled, bowing politely.
The first thing that came to Hinata's mind was suddenly blurted out, something that was sort of actually really uncharacteristic for her.
"Holy shit isn't Kabuto a pokemon?"
The class was silent in shock for a second, and then there was an uproar of laughter. Half for the irony that the quietest student had said that, half because the phrase itself and the way it was spoke (fast and stutterless with a tone in which was a mixture of surprise and humor). In the back, Sasuke 'hmmphed', crossing his arms and trying to fight back an oncoming smirk. Drama queen Sasuke. Save the drama fo' ya mama.
Kabuto simply stood there, his expression unreadable.
"To the office, Hyuuga." He mumbled, pointing to the door as the laughter. His voice wasn't strong, and it seemed as though it took some effort to muster up the words, perhaps from the shock. Hinata was too busy berating herself for blurting out those seven words to hear, however.
Kabuto seemed to have no authority in the classroom, and his dissmissal of Hianta to the office sent an uproar through the class, perhaps simply because they wanted an excuse to disobey the 'pokemon'. Kabuto found himself pelted by books and pencils, and even Naruto, who propelled himself at the teacher, yelling dattebayo.
"Kuso! Kuso! Kuso!" Kabuto yelled, running about as a flurry of school supplies struck him him, and as Naruto clung to his leg, his teeth sunk into the clothed calf of said unfortunate teacher. It was almost a physical impossibility for Kabuto to move with the sixteen year old blonde on his leg, however, which slowed his movements drastically.
POW!
Ouch...a textbook to the face, expertly aimed by a blonde haired girl with blue eyes. As the textbook removed itself from his face, it was clear his glasses were pretty damn cracked. The textbook landed on Naruto's head, sending him sprawling on the ground.
The blonde cackled, looked around and saw all eyes on her, and then sat down, coughing and putting a studious demeanor on.
Orochimaru then barged in, in a black suit and pants, and with a briefcase. He took one look at Kabuto and sighed.
"Kabuto, you may go down to the nurse." He added emphasis to 'nurse', to which Kabuto seemed to blush heavily at. "I'm sure Shizune-san wouldn't mind tending to you."
-le gasp-
Kabuto, with steam spurting out of his ears, dashed out of the room.
Orochimaru set his briefcase down on the desk, pulled Naruto form the ground and single handedly tossed him to the back of the classroom, and pulled out the science textbook.
"Since you all behaved, there will be a ten page essay due tomorrow on pages 320-350 in your book. You may utilize the rest of your period to start, though I would like to inform you all that it is a waste of time considering how long it takes to simply read those pages alone..."
Frightened by the aspect of so much work, Hinata was sent into a frenzy of page reading. Sasuke was frozen in his seat, however, debating whether or not he should just sleep for the rest of class or do his work. Naruto couldn't complain though; he was knocked out.
Suddenly, perhaps to lighten the gloomy situation, a drunk Tsunade dressed in a toga ran into and around the classroom twice rambling on about 'the birds and bees' before drunkenly stumbling out of the classroom.
One should know that this boarding school, Konohagakure, is not exactly the most normal place. Hell, upon a daily basis at least something eccentric happens.
1) Shi is the Japanese word for Four and Death. I'm probably going to use this for puns. :D
Am example of a possible scenario. :D
Neji: -walks up to Hinata waiting under a sakura tree- Hello, Hikaru-san. Why are you here?
Hinata: Oh, I'm waiting for Shi-kun!
Neji: -shocked- H-Hikaru-san! Don't!
Hinata: Eh? Why not, its not like Shi-kun is bad. Shi-kun is nice.
Neji: NOOOO! DON'T, HIKARU! SHI-KUN'S NOT GOOD! BAD! BAD! BAD! -starts weeping-
Shikamaru: -sweatdrops as he walks toward the two- Eh...troublesome.
Hinata: Hi, Shi-kun! You said you'd help me study! (-cough cough- lazy guy probably was out of it nonetheless)
Neji: -face vaults-
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