Disclaimer: All characters belong to Janet Evanovich, I am just playing with them and I will give them back. Eventually.
Author's Note: This poem has been re-edited, to fix some oops that I missed the first time around J
* Grammie & Grampie are Ellen and Frank Plum; Abuela is Ranger's Mom.
Carlos Ricardo
Momma's at the hospital
Papa is there too.
Along with Grammie and Grampie
And Tank, to name a few.
I'm six years old today
But nobody's around
That's okay though
The presents have been found.
Now the phone is ringing
Abuela has it quick
She's looking kinda funny
Almost like she's sick.
She is looking at me now
She's got tears in her eyes
I know it's never good
When a grown up cries.
I ask her what's wrong
She says every body wins
She says my Momma has had
Perfect healthy twins.