Ariphyx

by Totes MaGotes69

There is another world and it has a heart. But who is it? Read to find out. The W.I.T.C.H. guardians do not want to hurt the person with the heart especially one, which one is guardian is it? Even Nerissa won't try to steal the heart? But why? Read more:

10. Comedy Control

Ariphyx

Written by: Me : - )

Chapter Ten: Comedy Control

A/N: Hope you like it!!! Oh wow, I'm on chapter 10. Haha.

Here are the Screenames if you forgot. I will probably stop putting this on here because you should remember them or at least recognize who it is ; )

Matt- RockinShagon2.0

Will- HeartsQueen

Cornelia- SexyIcePrincessXOXO

Caleb- RebelHotstop

Nigel- RockstarWreck55

Taranee- BurninGhetto

Haylin- Ubessedwithlaughter05050

Eric- ScienceSaxboy

Irma- QueenofJokers

Stephen- HottieNumber1

Peter- Ballaboy028

Elyon- ArtyCheergirl

ENJOY

"Hey!" Caleb said walking up to Cornelia.

"Hey!" Cornelia said kissing Caleb.

"Cornelia, we'll get in trouble." Caleb whispered.

"Hell with trouble. I don't care." Cornelia said.

"Haha." Caleb laughed.

"Lets eat!" Caleb said.

"Where is your food?" Cornelia said.

"Let me go get it. Want to join?" Caleb said.

"I'm starving." Cornelia said going to the food line.

Caleb got a hamburger and Cornelia got a salad.

"Irma, what are you doing here?" Caleb said when he saw Irma with two trays full of food.

"Getting my lunch. Duh."Irma said paying the cashier.

"Didn't you buy lunch before?" Caleb said.

"Shut up." Irma said and left.

"OK. Then." Cornelia said after they got their food.

After school, Caleb left to Meridian, but forgot to tell Cornelia.

"Hello baby!" A voice came upon Cornelia.

"Caleb?!!?" Cornelia said excitedly.

"No. It's me Peter." Peter said with a grin.

"Go away." Cornelia said coldly.

"So it was that chocolate haired gay guy wasn't it?" Peter said.

"If he was gay, then why would I be going out with him?" Cornelia said.

"I dunno." Peter said.

"Gosh! You're so clueless!" Cornelia said trying to leave, but Peter grabbed her arms.

"Let me go!" Cornelia said.

"Tell me why you left me!" Peter said angrily.

"Why do you care so much?" Cornelia said.

"I care about you." Peter said.

"Ha. Really?" Cornelia said.

"Very Very much." Peter said.

"Too bad." Cornelia said.

"If you don't let me go, I swear I will tell Taranee." Cornelia said.

"You do that and I will tell everyone about the pictures of you gave me." Peter said.

"What pictures?" Cornelia said angrily.

"You know the ones that you sent me, with you barely wearing" Peter said interrupted by Cornelia.

"You wouldn't" Cornelia said.

"Oops." Peter said.

"Yea. So much for love." Cornelia said after Peter finally let her go.

ON THE COMPUTER

The Cat: HI TARANEE!

BurninGhetto: Um. Who is this?

TheCat: !!!! : [

BurninGhetto: How the heck did you get my AIM?

TheCat: HI.

BurninGhetto: What?

TheCat: Did you do your homework?

BurninGhetto: No?

TheCat: WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER? HUH!??! HUH!??! GO GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS COMPTUER AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK! DID YOU DO YOUR GYM HOMEWORK?

BurninGhetto: We had gym homework?

TheCat: Lol.

BurninGhetto: OMG. YOU ARE SO WEIRD.

TheCat: I'm sexy right?

BurninGhetto: Do you even know me?

TheCat: YEA! I'M YOUR TEACHER, YOUR DOCTOR, YOUR POLICE OFFICER, YOUR DENTIST, YOUR STEP FATHER.

BurninGhetto: What?

TheCat: I AM JUST KIDDING GOD!

BurninGhetto: Chill.

TheCat: XCUSE ME GAL YUOY NED TO LRN TO SPEL

BurninGhetto: You spelled Excuse me wrong, you spelled girl wrong, you spelled you wrong, you spelled need wrong, you learn wrong and spell wrong.

TheCat: NERD.

BurninGhetto: Wow.

TheCat: STOP TALKING TO ME!!! I'M TRYING TO DO MY AP CALCUS HOMEWORK!

BurninGhetto: You started talking to me.

TheCat: WHY DID YOU RESPOND BACK? HUH!! HUH!?!?! THIS WAS A TEST! YOU FAILED.

BurninGhetto: I'm only talking to you because you're a teacher.

TheCat: I'M SEXY.

BurninGhetto: Um.

TheCat: I'M HOT. YOUR NOT HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH

BurninGhetto: Ok bye.

TheCat: LOLOLOLOL

BurninGhetto signed off.

TheCat: HELLO? WHERE DID YOU GO?

HottieNumber1: Hey!!

QueenofJokers: HI.

HottieNumber1: What up?

QueenofJokers: Eating my 5 triple pounder chicken sandwiches. SUPERSIZED.

HottieNumber1: Yum?

QueenofJokers: YUP. I TOOK A BITE OF MY SANDWHICH.

HottieNumber1: Haha.

QueenofJokers: Why are you talking to me? I thought you hated me.

HottieNumber1: I can't hate someone I love.

QueenofJokers: HUH?

HottieNumber1:Like you can't hate a SUPERSIZE BIG MAC because you love it so much.

QueenofJokers: I'M HUNGRY.

HottieNumber1: Did you get what I said?

QueenofJokers: YEA.

HottieNumber1: Ok.

QueenofJokers: I'M SORRY. HEY, WANT TO GO TO PETE'S BIG FAT BUFFET WHICH IS REALLY CHEAP?

HottieNumber1: Ok. I'm getting hungry too.

QueenofJokers: BYE. HURRY UP. I AM ALREADY THERE.

HottieNumber1: You get there fast.

QueenofJokers: BYE. LOLOLOLOL. BYE.

QueenofJokers signed off.

HottieNumber1 signed off.

THE NEXT DAY

"Hey!" Eric said blushing towards Haylin.

"Hey! The fashion show was amazing!" Haylin said excitedly.

Eric smiled.

"Um." Eric said quietly.

"What was that?" Haylin said.

"I don't know how to say this." Eric said.

"What?" Haylin said.

"Well, now that you and me are going out…" Eric said.

"Sorry Eric, I'm not ready." Haylin THINKING she understood what he meant.

"But. Everybody wants us to." Eric said.

"WHAT!?" Haylin said.

"Yea. They said it would be so cute to see us like that." Eric said.

Haylin looked horrified.

"HUH?!" Haylin exclaimed.

"Yea! I didn't know how to ask you. I mean I am really good, or well I have heard. That is what a lot of people say." Eric said blushing.

"OMG!" Haylin exclaimed.

"Are you good?" Eric asked.

"UMMM I DON'T KNOW." Haylin said nervously.

"My friends were like I bet Haylin would look amazing. I said she always does. They said yea, you should ask her, she would definitely say yes, I mean look at her. She was born for it." Eric quoted.

"WHATTTTT!??! DID YOU SLAP THEM AFTER THEY SAID THAT?!?!" Haylin said.

"No. Why would I?" Eric asked confused.

"THEY CALLED ME SOMETHING SO MEANNNN!" Haylin said.

"How? They just said.." Eric said interrupted by Haylin.

"Sorry Eric, I'm ready. Maybe after we are married. "Haylin said.

"After we are married!?!??!!?!?! That is so long. I'm ready now and here!" Eric said.

"Please don't pressure it upon me." Haylin said quietly.

"I mean I promise I won't. But I really was looking forward to it. This could change everything!" Eric said.

"How?" Haylin asked nervously.

"I won't be a nerd. I will be cool. Like Caleb and Matt." Eric said.

"But, you do hang out with cool people. " Haylin said.

"WAIT A SECOND DID YOU SAY CALEB AND MATT DID IT TOO!?!" Haylin said.

"Yea." Eric said.

"Oh wait I knew Matt did. But Caleb!! With who?" Haylin said.

"Obviously Cornelia. I mean she fits it perfectly and fits in that spot perfectly!" Eric said.

Haylin looked disgusted.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Haylin yelled.

"Yea. Cornelia may not be that pretty, but she fits how those one are supposed to be. But, you are a lot better." Eric said with a wink.

"How do you know?" Haylin said.

"I've seen. You have such good moves." Eric said.

Haylin got big eyed.

"PERVERT!" Haylin yelled.

"What? They are number 1! You should be a professional! No Lie!" Eric said.

"OH MY GOD!" Haylin yelled.

"What?" Eric said.

"You think I'm a slut!" Haylin said with watery eyes.

"WHAT!!! NO!!!!!!!!! HOW DID YOU?!?!?!?!" Eric said.

"Wait! What did you mean?" Haylin said.

"I was talking about homecoming..What were you thinking about?" Eric asked nervously.

"I thought you were talking about you know what Cornelia probably does a lot of nights." Haylin said.

"WOW! NOO WAY!!!" Eric said.

"Oh." Haylin said with a laugh.

"I thought you and me should try out for Homecoming Prince and Princess for Grade 12!" Eric exclaimed.

"Sure!" Haylin said with a smile.

"But if you do want to…"Eric joked causing Haylin to slap him.

"OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!" Cornelia yelled after seeing a poster.

"Chill Drama Queen." Irma said eating a Super Large Fattening Beany Bean Burrito.

"Why are you yelling?" Stephen asked.

"HOMECOMING QUEEN AND KING! I FIT NUMBER 1!" Cornelia said.

"Ha! She fits into everyone!" Stephen whispered to Irma.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOD STEPHEN THAT IS HILARIOUS. HAHAHAHAH CORNELIA FITS INTO EVERYTHIGN! HAHAHAHHAHAA" Irma said bursting into laughter.

Cornelia glared at Stephen.

"Hello Ladies." Caleb said wearing a underarmour sweat shirt and black gym shorts.

"I'm not a lady." Stephen said wearing a shirt saying I Support then had a lady on a stripper pole then it said SINGLE MOMS. And he had jeans on.

"Sure." Cornelia said wearing a pink blouse and a mini skirt. Her hair was in a pony tail.

"Back off." Irma said wearing a shirt that 2 eggs staring at an omelet saying "Mommy?!"

"Haha." Caleb said with laughter.

"Irma, I hope you don't eat your shirt." Cornelia said with a wink.

Irma just glared at Cornelia .

"Your girlfriend wants to do Homecoming Queen." Stephen said with a chuckle.

"What are you laughing about? You know she will win!" Caleb said.

"Has Cornelia seen the Homecoming posters?" A voice came upon.

"Probably." Will said holding hands with Matt.

"Look who is back together!" Irma said happily taking a bite from her burrito.

"Caleb hooked us up again." Matt said happily.

"No! Dr . Caleb did!" Caleb said with a wink.

"Hey, Stephen. Can I talk to you in private?" Matt said.

Stephen didn't even look at him.

"Stephen. You there?" Will asked.

"Yea WILL, I am here." Stephen said with a grin.

"So can I talk to you in private?" Matt said.

Stephen once again ignored him.

"For god's sake, you gay guys go make out in the corner stop hiding! GO!" Cornelia said pushing them away.

"Stephen." Matt said.

"Don't think by saying Stephen I will be all happy again." Stephen said real coldly.

"Look, I'm sorry. I acted like a real ass. It wasn't your fault. It really was mine." Matt said.

Stephen just stared at him.

"Thanks for telling Will the truth." Matt said.

"Friends?" Matt said putting out his hand.

Stephen just stared.

"No." Stephen said.

"What?" Matt said.

"Best friends!" Stephen said.

"Haha!" Matt said giving Stephen a high five.

AT LUNCH

At the table was:

Taranee, Nigel, Cornelia and Caleb.

Then Will and Matt joined.

Then Eric and Haylin.

Then came Stephen.

Then came Irma with a 5 trays FULL of food.

"So yesterday, when I was on my computer. I got a IM. Guess who it was from?" Taranee said.

"Who?" Everybody said in unison.

"Mr. Cat!" Taranee said.

"Man! I love him! Best teacher! He is hilarious!" Stephen said.

"Haha. Yea! He is always like if you don't do good, then I will make you stay in the room with some person named Fat Butt. He says that Fat Butt is the most annoying person in the world and he is just a teddy bear." Matt said.

"Haha. He seems like our age. I swear I think he is in my AP Calculus class!" Will said.

"He is in all my classes! Except gym, because he is the teacher." Taranee said.

"He is a student in all your classes?" Eric asked.

"Yea!" Taranee said.

"Creepy." Haylin said eating a tater tot.

"Don't you take all AP Classes?" Cornelia asked.

"Yea. Well he isn't in my AP Art class, cause he is taking AP Guitar. I never knew we had guitar." Taranee said shrugging.

"WE HAVE A GUITAR CLASS?!?!" Matt and Nigel said in unison.

"SO! WHO WANTS TO SEE 2012!?!" Eric blurted out.

"Damn! That movie looks amazing! The special effects, I've heard are really good!" Matt said.

"Haha. Yea! And it's like BOOM!" Nigel joked causing everyone to laugh.

"Well my grandpa's friend was the special effects guy in the movie." Eric said.

"Really?!?!" Stephen said.

"Yea. My grandpa goes to the guy's place a lot, so I've played around with the stuff." Eric said.

"Awesome!" Irma said.

"Haha yea. He has extras of his gear so he has given them to me." Eric said with a grin.

"Show off!" Cornelia said.

"You are the biggest." Taranee said.

"Well. I have tickets." Eric said.

"I would love to see it!" Will said.

"I wouldn't. No cute guys." Cornelia said while putting lip gloss on.

"Wow. Is that all you care about?" Irma said.

Cornelia nodded.

"Hey! Why not after the movie, we got to my place?" Eric said.

"Won't your Grandpa mind?" Haylin asked.

"Nah. He is barely home. He says he has a girlfriend, but that is hard to believe." Eric said.

"I can't see it. Sorry." Caleb said quietly remembering he has to train with Nerissa. SO SAD.

"Why?" Everyone asked in unison.

"OMG! WE NEED TO STOP WITH THAT OR LESE I WILL BURN EVERYBODYS SUCKER ASSES!" Taranee said with a smirk.

"I have to go somewhere." Caleb lied.

"But." Cornelia said.

"Plus, I don't like special effects movie. I don't really want to see 2012 that much." Caleb lied again..

"But your facebook status is "WANT TO SEE 2012 SO FREAKING BAD! SOMEONE TAKE ME!" Cornelia said showing Caleb on her EnV Touch.

"It was a joke. " Caleb said.

LUCKILY for Caleb the bell rang.

AFTER SCHOOL IN MERIDAN.

"I am here." Caleb said.

"Good." Nerissa said coming with cards.

"Here, I want you to" Nerissa said interrupted by Caleb.

"Forget the cards." Caleb said.

"NO!" Nerissa said angrily.

"Chill." Caleb said.

"Shut up. You will read the cards." Nerissa said.

"What if I don't." Caleb said.

"You will get a spanking." Nerissa said.

"Ha. Just try." Caleb said.

"Now. You will do it." Nerissa said.

"Why do you care about the cards so much?" Caleb asked suspiciously.

"They are important, but it doesn't seem to affect you!" Nerissa said with a glare.

"Yea Yea. So. I just want to learn a spell that won't hurt anybody, but it will make them listen to whatever you say." Caleb said.

"Perfect." Nerissa thought to herself.

"THAT IS WHAT THE SPELL DOES DORK!" Nerissa said.

"Since when?" Caleb said.

"THE SPELL MAKES PEOPLE DO WHAT YOU SAY !" Nerissa said.

"So, if I said it you won't be able to control me." Caleb said.

"Yup. After you say the spell, I can't harm you at all." Nerissa lied.

"Fine." Caleb said.

"Want me to get the cards?" Nerissa said.

"I remember the words." Caleb said.

"You need the cards to complete the spell, it doesn't matter if you know it." Nerissa lied.

Caleb sighed.

"Fine." Caleb said while Nerissa got the cards.

"Read ALL of the cards, but you have to hold each one whenever saying that word." Nerissa said.

Caleb sighed.

" Ojo." Caleb said and put his hand on the first card.

"volonté."Caleb said and put his hand on the second card.

"hören." Caleb said and put his hand on the third card.

"voidaan." Caleb said and put his hand on the fourth card.

"hvad." Caleb said and put his hand on the fifth card.

"někdy." Caleb said and put his hand on the sixth card.

"jou." Caleb said and put his hand on the seventh card.

"bol." Caleb said and put his hand on the eight card.

"Nerissa." Nerissa whispered after Caleb said the eight word.

"AHHH." Caleb yelled in a pain in his head.

The world was turning fast for him.

Caleb fell down and had his head down and then got up.

"Nerissa, what do you want me to do for you?" Caleb said.

"Perfect." Nerissa said with a smirk.

"I want you to repeat after me, Power to me, I have power, Power to me, I am in control."

"Power to me, I have power, Power to me, I am in control." Caleb repeated unknowingly that was a spell.

The spell Power to me, could have only been used when the person uses a dark spell like the spell Caleb used to be controlled by Nerissa.

Caleb was feeling like there was a hole in his chest.

Caleb was in pain.

"AHHH." Caleb yelled.

Soon enough, the pain stopped.

"What happened?" Caleb said.

"Nothing. Now go. Class is over." Nerissa said.

Caleb left.

"Now he is in my control." Nerissa said with an evil laugh.

A/N: Hope you liked this chapter. Don't forget to review ;) By the way, this chapter is called Comedy Control, cause I had no idea onto what to name it. So I put comedy cause it has its funny parts. Then Control because, well why else?