Evil fan work

by Gemenice

Blitzkriegs are forced to read some fanfiction... what will happen? Pairings with Kai...

10. Chapter 10

Disclaimer: Do you see Bryan, Tala and Kai making out in the anime? No? See, I don't own it. Nor do I own the second fiction used or any other show/movie/anime mentioned later.

Warnings: Well… mentions of shounen ai = boys' love, the randomness of my brain, maybe some OOCness? Oh yeah... rating CHANGED. It's M now... not in my fiction, but... X3

Pairings: The fanfiction used is Bryan/Tala/Kai, in my stuff you can find some Bryan/Tala/Kai and of course some hints on Spencer/Ian.

A/N:Okay... I know I didn't update for the longest time and I'm sorry... really sorry, because it wasn't in my plan but... you know how it goes.

But well... as a little sorry – this chapter is the longest this fiction will EVER see, I'm sure, so please enjoy, seeing that some of you asked me to include this fiction in my work.

Okay, I'm going to thank IanPhilippe for letting me use her Icehot.

Oh and also... I'd like to dedictate this fiction to two persons... IanPhilippe, or Liu as I know her – thank you for everything, sweetie XD I'm sure I wouldn't be able to go on in last time without you and I'm looking forward our next meeting – and I'm STILL so jealous about the Hamlet *pouts*

And ILoveKaiHiwatari because her message caught me in time when I thought I was alone. Thank you so much, my friend ^^

~~**~~Evil Fan Work~~**~~

Kai smiled. Today's morning wasn't even bad – sure he had to listen to some WEIRD sounds coming from Spencer's and Ian's bedroom for a while, but the insecure, nervous looks Bryan and Tala were giving him were just…. Hilarious.

Well and Kai didn't do anything to stop their nervousness – feeling a little bit evil, but hey, it was THEIR fault in the first place for kidnapping him in the middle of reading. Not that kidnapping him AFTER reading would be fine, but… well that's beside the point. The point was…Kai was feeling evil. And letting Bryan and Tala fry in their own juice seemed like a good idea.

Though Kai really had hard time not to smirk when Tala knocked on his door hesitantly, before giving him a little smile:

"Kai? It's… time to go."

And feeling that evilness again, Kai glared… and nodded. And without another word he stood up walking around Tala and ignoring Bryan standing leaning against the wall on the outside of his room and stepped out and walked to the car.

Surprisingly… he wasn't really feeling mad. Not at all – even thought the kidnapping was SO well… stupid, but… he was curious. And curious Kai Hiwatari wouldn't do. As he said before… he wanted answers – punishing Tala and Bryan on the way to get those was just a bonus.

***

Tala smiled nervously as he sat down, looking over at Kai.

"Are you still mad?"

Kai shrugged – let them think whatever,' his mind whispered and Kai smirked contently – which probably wasn't such a good idea, because Tala smiled happily and squeezed Kai's hand.

"Thanks."

Kai almost pouted as he looked away – damn, no more teasing them.

"Whatever. Does anyone know why Dickenson locked the door behind us?"

Bryan smirked.

"Maybe THAT fic is about us sacrificing Ian to some higher entity and he didn't want him to run away before we'll have the chance to do that for real?" He asked with evil glint in said boy's direction – who squirmed and shifted closer to his lover with nervous expression on his face. Damn that Bryan!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade characters, story, or whatever there is that could possibly make me rich.

Tala frowned.

"Wait, there are characters in Beyblade?"

Bryan raised an eyebrow.

"Maybe she means bit beasts?"

Tala scoffed.

"It sounds weird."

I only write this for pure enjoyment of myself, my uke-chan and possibly a few other Beyblade-yaoi-fangirls.

Oh and I DO own everything that you don't recognize from the original work.

Pairings: Bryan, Tala, Kai. Insert the "x" symbol randomly.

Kai blinked.

"Wait… this is kind of… random."

Spencer frowned.

"Actually no. It's probably a threesome with you guys."

Kai sighed when Tala brightened and Bryan sat up straighter in his seat.

"Now, that seems interesting."

Warnings: pirate AU, PWP and...yaoi. Duh. Possibly some language. And... yeah, of course... threesome.

"Ha!" Tala cheered at last word and Kai rolled his eyes, before frowning.

"Wait… what does AU and PWP mean?"

The only answer he got was a shrug from Bryan, Tala and Spencer and a really weird evil chuckle from Ian. And he REALLY didn't want to ask after that.

A/N: Dedicated to Gemi-chama Happy name-day

"'Gemi-chama'? What the hell is that?"

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"You don't really wanna know, I guess."

Colonel Hiwatari opened his eyes and realized a few things at once.

Kai blinked.

"What the hell?"

Tala frowned.

"Since when are you 'colonel'?"

Ian just chuckled evilly.

None of them was too pleasant.

First, his head hurt like hell. It was probably the after-effect of being hit in the head with something heavy and dragged god knew how to god knew where.

Kai sighed.

"Probably by Tala."

"Or Bryan." Spencer offered grinning at Kai when the two mentioned Russians glared. "Maybe both?"

That was the second none-too-pleasant thing. He was on a ship, that much was certain. However, he didn't have any clue as to WHAT ship it was, and where it was headed.

Kai frowned. 'Ship'? 'Colonel'? 'Pirate AU?'

"Is this some kind of… different universe?" He asked slowly, turning to Ian, who grinned.

"Actually I think it's something like 'alternative' universe."

Kai frowned and nodded slowly and Tala blinked.

"… so? What does THAT mean?" Kai just sighed.

Which brought him to the third realization.

He had just been kidnapped. Kidnapped. He. Colonel Hiwatari, who commanded the feared navy of Sela islands, who had been praised for eliminating the pirates completely from all the seas near Sela.

He had been kidnapped by pirates.

Tala blinked.

"Alright, so let me get this straight." Tala muttered quietly and Ian scoffed.

"I guess that would be HARD for you." The redhead glared and Ian just shrugged.

"As I was saying," Tala started once again, "to summarize things – this is some kind of pirate world, where you're a Colonel?" When Kai nodded, blue eyes brightened. "That's cool! I'm curious what I AM in there!"

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"A parrot would suit you."

"Hey!"

Colonel Hiwatari looked around. He was in the captain's room, no doubts. It was a bit too dark here, with heavy draperies covering the windows, but he could see a table with maps and rolls of parchment. Maybe he could see what the plans of those pirates were, if he could read them...

Too bad he was tied to a bench on the opposite side of the room.

Ian grinned.

"Bondage, hm?" He grinned even wider before looking at Kai. "It seems like I was wrong about gentle first time with them, Kai."

Kai growled.

Suddenly, the door opened and a man appeared, wearing heavy, torn clothes and a wry smirk.

"Well, well, well, Colonel Hiwatari," he drawled sarcastically and Colonel had a hard time resisting the urge to spit into his face.

Kai sighed.

"If it was me, I wouldn't bother with resisting." He muttered and Tala shrugged.

"Maybe you're trying to be polite?" Well, it didn't matter that the word 'polite' and Kai didn't go together very well.

"To someone who KIDNAPPED me?"

Tala shrugged.

"Well you said this was some weird different universe. Maybe you're actually… civil in there?"

The fact that he was still too far helped in that matter.

Tala sweatdropped.

"I take that back."

"So we finally meet... again," the man came further into the room, closing the door behind him, and Colonel could see his face better as the light from the uncovered window hit him.

"Great." Kai rolled his eyes, "I'm tied down," Kai ignored how Tala seemed to drool at that, "and now some old perverted freak is coming. Just great."

He seemed as young as Colonel himself, probably in mid-twenties,

Kai sighed.

"Okay, I take that old back."

and the unnatural paleness of his face was accentuated by his red hair, messed up from the wind. His fine-boned features would have passed him for a nobleman easily, if it weren't for his clothes that gave away his lesser status.

"Aren't you glad?" the pirate asked innocently, and Colonel growled at him, his hands straining against the rope that held them behind his back.

"Glad? That someone kidnapped me and tied me down? NO."

Ian grinned.

"You're saying that NOW, but you know after some time in the relationship, is some role playing nice."

Tala lifted an eyebrow.

"Are you talking from experience? Wait!" He added before the younger could do much more than open his mouth. "I rather not know."

"I guess not much," that self-satisfied smirk made Colonel's blood boil as he watched the goddarn redhead casually approach him. He sat down on a chair opposite the Colonel's bench and crossed his legs, smiling devilishly at his prisoner.

Bryan frowned.

"You know… that 'perverted freak' acts a lot like Tala." Tala glared but Spencer blinked.

"Well, now that you mention it that 'are you glad?' DID sound like him."

"Who the fuck are you?" the Colonel spat out with a frown – the man's casual behaviour was unnerving him to the point of wanting to just jump him and strangle him for good – not that it was possible in his current situation, but it was a surprise nevertheless.

"Surely not polite." Tala muttered and Kai smirked. It was nice that his fans at least got his character this right. Maybe he shouldn't let Bryan kill them… or maybe just not all of them.

Colonel Hiwatari was well-known for his cold demeanour, his ability to be reasonable and think straight even in the worst situations. To be intimidated by one stupid pirate... that wasn't Hiwatari's style.

Bryan grinned.
"Not if it really IS Tala."

The pirate raised an eyebrow at his question, as if he was honestly surprised that the Colonel didn't know. He leaned forward, so close that the Colonel could almost kick his face if he tried – almost – and smirked.

Kai scoffed.

"Shame that just almost."

Tala blinked, staring at him.

"You would kick me if it was me?!"

Kai looked at the glaring redhead and shrugged.

"If you were bothering me…" Tala glared harder.

"You don't remember? How sad."

With that, he stood up, and for a split second, the Colonel thought he was going to leave. But the pirate didn't, he circled the Colonel's bench like a wild beast preparing for an attack, and suddenly, the Colonel could feel hands on his shoulders, massaging lightly his stiff muscles.

Bryan blinked before lifting an eyebrow.

"You know… with every second I'm surer and surer that this IS Tala."

The redhead pouted as he looked at his childhood friend.

"Why?"

"Because this pirate is WEIRD."

He gasped in surprise – he had expected torture, pain, interrogation from the moment he had woken up here – but not a gentle touch that was given to him now. And he didn't like it too much – the other thing he was famous for was that he didn't like to be touched at all. And decidedly not by pirates and kidnappers.

Ian grinned innocently.

"What about Tala and Bryan?" He asked sweetly and Kai glared for a moment, wanting to growl and hiss, before he blinked – he wanted to know more about Tala's and Bryan's intentions, didn't he?

"That depends." He muttered and had to fight down a smirk when he felt Bryan's and Tala's eyes on him, before he was sure those two exchanged a glance.

"Where am I?" the Colonel asked, his voice cold, but it was almost impossible to hold the threatening tone while being touched like that.

Ian grinned.

"Well, actually it's hard to do anything but moan when you're touched like that."

"Ian… shut up." Kai growled closing his eyes. True, he wanted to find out a few things, but if it could be done without Ian's innuendos, he would be happy.

Ian pouted.

"But it's true, Kai! Just because you don't have experience when it comes to fucki-"

"SHUT UP, Ian!" Fuck the innuendos… THIS was worse.

The Colonel's breath hitched with surprise when he felt a flow of hot air against his ear, and he realized that the pirate had leaned down to him, his lips almost touching the Colonel's ear.

"This is Blitzkrieg... and my name is Tala."

"Oh YEAH, I'm FUCKING GOOD!" Tala yelled, Kai lifted an eyebrow and Bryan chuckled. Ian grinned.

"You didn't rape him yet. You're not THAT good."

Kai glared.

"What?!" he exclaimed, his eyes wide. "The demon captain?! The mysterious ship none have seen and lived to talk about? The reason why so many of the Sela's ship have been lost and never found in last years?! THAT Blitzkrieg?!"

Spencer frowned.

"So… Blitzkrieg's a ship? Interesting idea."

"She could've called it Demolition too." Tala muttered. He liked their old team name a little bit better.

Bryan scoffed.

"I don't thin a ship with a name like that would sail the seas for long."

Kai nodded.

He couldn't believe it. The Blitzkrieg actually existed...? He was on a ship he always waved off as just a rumour...?

"No, I just borrowed the name 'coz it sounded cool," Tala's sarcastic remark ensured the prisoner that yeah, he wasn't dreaming, and the pirate stood up straight, his hands leaving the Colonel's shoulders.

Bryan frowned and nodded.

"Not only does it behave as Tala, it speaks as Tala too."

Tala glared.

"I'm not IT!"

Kai nodded to Bryan.

"You know… maybe IT is Tala." He grinned when Tala's glare turned to him.

"So, what did you do with MY ship?" Kai glared at the redhead, quickly adjusting to speaking to a legend. The Dranzer had been ambushed all of a sudden,

Kai rolled his eyes.
"What a surprise. My ship is called 'Dranzeer.'"

Tala sighed.

"Whatever. Just admit you're fucking happy because of that." Kai ALMOST pouted. And just because Hiwatari just doesn't DO pouting.

and the last thing Kai remembered was fighting for his life when he was suddenly hit in the head and he thought that was the end of it, he was dead.

"In Abbey it would be." Kai muttered, ignoring the others tensing up around him.

But no, he survived, god knew why, and lived to talk to a man he never believed existed.

"I didn't believe Tala existed?" Kai sighed melodramatically. "Boy, was I lucky there…"

"Hey!" Tala pouted. "That WASN'T nice."

"I wasn't trying to be nice." Kai grinned kindly.

"We sank it immediately. Your crew is feeding the fish now," Tala announced calmly and the Colonel's blood boiled again. He himself was used to losing a man or two here and there, not that he was happy about it, but he never cried. But he was no cold-hearted bastard either, and losing all of his men was something that was a bit too hard to swallow.

"Not when part of your crew was the G-revolution." Bryan muttered and Tala nodded vigorously.

"I'm sure that if we killed Tyson we would get the Nobel Prize."

Bryan blinked at Tala.

"And where did you learn such a difficult word?"

Tala glared.

"I KNEW it! I'm THAT good."

Kai rolled his eyes.

"We watched how Obama got it."

"…that too." Tala muttered.

"As expected of a bastard pirate," he spat out angrily and glared holes into that fucking pirate's face. The redhead didn't seem at all affected by it as he just shrugged.

Tala rolled his eyes.

"Of course I wouldn't be affected. He's doing that a LOT."

"Nothing we could do. They stood in the way. And we needed you."

Ian grinned evilly.
"We need you… right here, right now. So pull down your boxers, Kai and-"

"Shut up, Ian." Bryan growled before Kai could say anything and the bluenette shot him a thankful smile. Bryan shrugged.

"I didn't do it because of you." He muttered and looked secretly at squirming Tala… Ian's words had quite an effect on him.

"Me?" the Colonel raised an eyebrow, and then realized. Of course. "If you think General Balkov

Five pairs of eyes stared at the screen.

"What the… fuck?!" Ian asked and Spencer blinked.

"I guess we… share your sentiments, Ian."

will take your shit and let himself be blackmailed by the likes of you, you're gravely mistaken," he said, grinning darkly. He wanted to piss that pirate off, to see his angry face, to get ANY reaction from him except that coldness and biting sarcasm.

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"If you really want to see another reaction, go cook something."

Tala jumped up.

"Food?"

Bryan smirked.

But the pirate just sighed.

"No. We don't think so. We know he's an egoistic dick. And that's exactly why we took you here,"

Kai frowned.

"Now, I always suspected that Tala wasn't that fine, but to actually see him use 'we' when he is talking about himself…"

Ian grinned.

"Maybe he is that… 'Glum' or whatever it was?" He chuckled and turned to Spencer, running his hand over his chest. "Precioouuuus…. Our precious."

Tala glared.

"Don't excite yourself, Ian. You're STILL forbidden to do ANYTHING in here."

Ian pouted.

Tala said, looking at the Colonel with something that seemed like sadness mixed with quiet rage over things he couldn't help. The Colonel didn't get him at all.

"Nothing new." Tala muttered, Kai glared and Ian nodded.

"Yeah, Kai, Tala can't help it if he gets an erection while looking at you in the shower. And you just don't get it and –"

"SHUT up, Ian!" Tala yelled, glaring at his childhood friend and silently promising a really slow and painful death.

Ian just grinned.

"Tell it's not true."
Tala glared.

"You better remember, Kai," the pirate whispered and turned to leave.

Ian whined.

"Aaaw… no rape?"

"Shut. Up." Kai glared.

Kai's biting voice stopped him.

"Colonel Hiwatari for you, son of a bitch."

Tala's grin seemed somewhat sad, but still managed to make the Colonel want to stab those condescending eyes out of his head when he turned to him and smirked over his shoulder:

"No. I don't think so. Not here."

Ian leered.

"'You're a pet here, Hiwatari.'"

Tala glared along with Kai.

"*I* wouldn't say that."

Ian shrugged.

"No, but I'm sure you'd like to." Bryan chuckled… he didn't like Ian's thinking but this one… was pretty good.

With that, he left the fuming Colonel alone and with an unpleasant realization that the bloody pirate was indeed right.

It didn't matter one fuck if he was a Colonel here. He was just one Kai Hiwatari, and in his current position he could as well get used to it.

Ian grinned.

"Poor Kai. But don't worry, it won't be THAT bad. Once you get used to it any position would be nice."

Kai glared. Again.

He fell asleep tied to that bench, and when he woke up, it was early morning, the first sunrays still not visible over that little part of ocean Kai could see through the window. His neck hurt instead of head and he was terribly thirsty, and when someone opened the door, he felt relieved. The waiting was killing him.

Bryan shrugged.

"Even though he's trying not to look that way – Kai was never a very patient person."

It was 'that Tala pirate' and the expecting look on his face made Kai sick. What the fuck it was that this man wanted him to remember...?

"Which position you were in last night? He probably wants to try something new, now."

"Ian." Two voices growled and Ian smiled innocently.

"Give me water," Kai said hoarsely,

"Water, hm? Nice code name." Ian chuckled and winced when something hit him. "Owch! What the hell, Bryan?!"

"Sorry, Ian, the book just fled from my hands."

Ian glared as he stroked the abused area on his head.

"Since when do you read books?!"

Bryan shrugged.

"I don't. That one's Spencer's."

The said blonde blinked.

"When did you get to my book?"

"…Ooops?"

his throat tightened up from thirst and his voice sounding as if he had drunk too much wine last night.

Tala frowned.

"Maybe he did." His eyes brightened and he grinned. "That's it! No, role playing! Kai did drink wine or whatever last night and since he can't hold his liquor like we all know, he got so wasted that he thinks he is on some pirate ship and I'm a pirate!" The redhead looked pretty proud of himself. He just didn't understand why Kai glared at him like that.

"Shut up." The smaller boy growled – HE knew he couldn't hold his liquor but Tala didn't have to bring this up HERE!

Ian grinned.

"Aaaaw, Kai is mad because there was no role playing in the end? How swee- OW!" The smallest teen yelped. "How much more of those fucking books have you Bryan?!"

Bryan didn't answer just grinned – sometimes it was good to have Spencer's bag in his hands…. And not only he was hurting – ehm… teaching Ian a lesson, he was helping Kai too – the teen COULD get to the idea of the two liking him then quicker, right? Hehe.

Tala stupidly blinked for a second,

"Nothing new." Bryan muttered and ignored the glare the redhead shot him. After all HE was the one who invented deadly glares.

then disappeared from Kai's line of vision

Ian grinned.

"I bet he's going to do something kink-" The small boy stopped and his eyes widened when he noticed Bryan rummaging through Spencer's bag. "Uhm… KIND! I wanted to say kind!" He whined quietly when Bryan nodded contently and shuffled closer to his lover, whispering to the blonde. "Tell, Spence', how many books do you have in there?"

The pitying look his lover gave him was answer enough for Ian. And he winced again. Damn, this reading will be surely PAINFUL as he couldn't seem to shut his mouth – but it was SO tempting to make fun!

…. Maybe he COULD live with a little concussion?

and the Colonel could hear the sounds of a cup and a carafe clinking together.

Ian sighed.

"… Okay… not so kinky."

Then, Tala reappeared in front of him and pressed the cup to Kai's lips. He drank quickly, hungrily gulping down the lukewarm liquid

"I'm not so sure he pressed a CUP to Kai's lips as I read-OW!" The small boy glared at Bryan who blinked innocently.

And Spencer sighed, running his finger through Ian's hair.

"Don't worry… only fifty or so are left." He muttered, trying not to chuckle. Ian really chose a bad day – the day Spencer went out buying some NEW things to read.

and didn't even care for the fact that he might seem terribly helpless and vulnerable in his position. Contrary to popular belief, he knew when to throw away his pride, and this was one of the few situations.

Tala scoffed.

"I wouldn't be so sure about that 'knowing when to throw away pride' thing." Bryan nodded and Kai just lifted an eyebrow. What?

Tala patiently waited until Kai drunk everything, then set the cup aside on the nearby table.

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"Well, I think we somehow MIRACIOUSLY got that little fact. I mean, it would be pretty weird if he set the cup aside BEFORE he waited until Kai drunk from it – so… useless information phase."

Tala grinned and pulled out a paper and a pen before making a little dash. Kai frowned.

"What are you doing?"

Tala's grin brightened.

"I decided to keep score on his 'useless information phase'." He beamed and yelped in next moment. "OW! Bryan! I thought you were using those books on Ian!"

Bryan shrugged.

"Couldn't fight the temptation any longer." Tala glared and Kai chuckled.

"So why am I here?"

"So Tala can rape you." Ian whispered and a few seconds after that a 'thud' and a winced could be heard.

And Bryan grinned. Oh this was really fun.

Kai managed to ask, but he didn't get any answer. The look Tala was giving him was getting more and more distressing, especially because this time there was no expectation in it, only heat... and hunger.

Ian scoffed.

"OF course. I just said that he was going to r-" He looked at Bryan before gulping down. "rrrreeally bring him something to eat now?"

Kai grinned… oh he'll have to thank Bryan later. And Spencer too. It was a good thing that the oldest of them liked reading that much. Heh.

Kai's eyes widened slightly when warm fingers traced back the path of one water drop that ran down his chin, and then pressed against his lips.

Kai heard Tala gulp down and he smirked. Okay… it was time to start with HIS plan. If Tala and Bryan could have fun while reading those things… well, now it was Kai's turn.

"While I was tied down? Damn. I hope I did at least properly enjoy it." He muttered and had to fight the grin off of his face when four pairs of wide eyes stared at him.

….suddenly there was a yell of pain.

"OW! BRYAN! It wasn't ME who said that!"

Bryan blinked and shrugged.

"Sorry, Ian… it was the instinct." Ian pouted. NOT fair.

Instinctively, he turned his head away from the touch, glaring at Tala sideways to warn him, but the pirate didn't seem to get his warning because his had gripped Kai's chin and forcefully turned the Colonel towards him.

Kai rolled his eyes.

"THIS is nothing new. He tends to be a little forceful. ESPECIALLY when he is trying to accomplish something along with Bryan." The two said teens squirmed uncomfortably in their seats while Spencer chuckled. Oh if Kai was really doing what the blonde thought he was… this day would be one HELL of amusement.

When the pirate kissed Kai, he struggled, but it didn't help.

"Kind of expected when you're tied down." Kai muttered a little grin slipping on his lips, when he noticed that Bryan and Tala were STILL staring.

The slightly salty lips seemed to be glued to Kai's, and their warm movement stirred something deep inside Kai that he had wanted to leave buried there, in blissful oblivion where it belonged.

Kai frowned… Okay, he was playing the brave one till now, but this thing… was getting serious. And kind of hitting the spot. And NOT in the way IAN would mean it. So he bit his lip and glared at the screen remaining silent, hoping that the fiction would get off the real track soon enough.

The silence brought the other two back to reality and they managed to turn to stare at the text… for a change.

"What the fuck..." Kai managed to yell until he squeaked disgracefully when a rough hand squeezed the front of his pants.

Kai gaped. What. The. Fuck. Okay this thing was getting too… what? Realistic? Scaring? He felt his face heating up and he coughed.

"Well… sounds… interesting." If this thing was going to continue like that… he'll have to drop his 'I'm-not-afraid-of-your-perverse-stupidities' act. Damn.

Tala blinked and shook his head looking at Kai.

"I wouldn't… do that." He muttered and Bryan chuckled dryly.

"Sure." He rolled his eyes. "You wouldn't even THINK of it." He muttered sarcastically and Tala glared. And, once again, Bryan didn't care.

"Keep your filthy hands to yourself," Kai growled, trying to scare the pirate captain, but he knew he'd be unsuccessful the moment he saw Tala's lips curled up in a victorious smile. His hand rubbed Kai's cock through his finely-tailored trousers

Kai squirmed. What the… he took a deep breath, trying really hard not to picture the scene in front of his eyes – and so far, he was failing miserably. He could feel thumping in his chest, the dryness in his mouth and he quickly licked his lips, trying to calm down. Really… it couldn't continue for long time, right? There couldn't be THAT described, right? Dickenson wouldn't do that to him, right? Sure… sure…

… and Kai wasn't the only one squirming in his seat. Tala was too, pretty much actually as he was gulping down every word he read… oh how he'd like to do THAT to Kai… that and much more… He risked a glance at Bryan whose eyes were running from him to Kai and back. And when Tala caught his eyes, Bryan gave him a little smirk before motioning to Kai. And Tala smirked as well. By the squirming, the blush and licking of lips… Kai was surely interested. At least his body was… hmmm, they could work with that. Start with the body and work up to the heart – it would be hard, but it would be a start.

and the pirate just kept grinning more and more when he saw Kai's efforts to not be affected by Tala's actions.

"Too real." Ian muttered and clutched his eyes closed, expecting the already familiar pain of the book colliding with his head… but… nothing came. So he blinked and risked a glance at Bryan – and grinned when he noticed that Bryan's attention was fully on Kai.

"Quite sensitive in the morning, are you," Tala whispered and Kai squeezed his legs together, forcing the intruding hand off his crotch.

Tala gulped down as his hand twitched… oooh… he wanted to do that. Without the part of Kai squeezing his legs part of course…

"I don't know what the hell are you thinking, but I'm not as depraved as you," he announced proudly, hoping to make Tala feel embarrassed and ashamed of himself.

"I…It seems that I'm… clever in there too." Kai chuckled nervously and licked his lips again. Good, that would end the whole… 'touching' issue, surely. He'll have to thank Dickenson later.

But the pirate obviously knew no shame when he brought his hand up to grip Kai's hair at the back of his head and kissed him again, crushing their lips together in a violet display of dominance that made Kai's stomach move in unpleasant way.

Kai gaped. Fuck thanking Dickenson! He was going to make sure that the old man pays dearly for that!

He was not used to submitting to anyone and he didn't intend to, this time. He would fight back as well he could.

Ian chuckled.

"As well or as Hard?"

Tala smirked when he pulled away and wiped his bitten, bloodied lip with the back of his hand.

"That wasn't nice." Tala whined, when the line brought him from his nice daydream.

Kai nodded.

"Yeah… I'll have to thank that girl for offering me a way how to get rid of you next time you kiss me." He ignored Tala's wince and Bryan's cough as he glared at the screen. Yeah… he'll thank the girl – right after he'll tear her head off for making him go through the part before that.

"So you like it rough?" he asked lasciviously and forced Kai's legs open with his hands.

Kai blinked. WHAT THE FUCK?! No… NO. It COULDN'T mean what he thought it meant, right? RIGHT?!

When he earned himself a kick in the area just inches below where it would hurt the most,

Tala winced and Kai sighed out with relief.

Tala returned Kai's glare. For a moment, they just looked at each other, but then, Tala shrugged out of his worn-out shirt... in fact, he made quite a display out of it,

Bryan scoffed.

"That girl has a camera in our room or what?"

Kai's eyes widened as he stared at Bryan before looking at Tala who just gave a nervous laugh.

and his heated stare just made Kai shiver.

"Like what you see?" Tala asked with a lick of his lips and kneeled in front of Kai, tying his legs to the bench with his shirt, successfully managing to make them stay wide apart.

Kai blushed… No way… this wasn't happening.

Ian grinned.

"Kinky… " He turned to his lover, smiling innocently. "Can we try that the next time you're going to fuck me?"

Tala blinked and did his best to stare at the screen. He wasn't sure if he should yell at Ian or thank him that he mentioned that, because Ian's words were the thing he needed for some… parts of his body that suddenly decided to come to life. He coughed nervously.

"… can't we just… turn the light off or something?"

Kai jumped up nodding.

"Great idea." He muttered as he walked to the wall switching the light off and taking a deep breath. Good… now no one will see how embarrassed he was. Good… he could do that now… he didn't mind the fiction now, right?

He DID. He growled quietly as he sat back down in his seat.

"What the fuck..." Kai repeated and tried to thrash around to free himself,

"Exactly my words." Kai muttered, glaring at the, now, only source of light in the room – screen.

but whoever tied him to that bench knew what they were doing. The rope didn't seem that it wanted to let Kai go and the shirt was just as serious about restricting his movements.

"Well… we DID go to Abbey." Bryan muttered, hoping that the other didn't notice how strained his voice was. Now this fiction was… INTERESTING. He just wasn't sure if it was going to help them with Kai or do the exact opposite – ruin everything they accomplished so far.

Kai couldn't do anything at all when Tala, self-satisfied and smirking, kneeled between his spread legs and his warm breath ghosted over Kai's crotch.

Kai shivered… and then blinked when he heard a little moan coming from… the direction Spencer and Ian were sitting in. And from the growl Bryan gave, he heard it to.

"Ian, stop trying to rape your boyfriend this moment or I'll throw the whole bag this time." Bryan growled and there was a tense silence at the other side for a moment.

"… it's dark… you wouldn't strike me." Ian's, a bit nervous voice came.

Bryan smirked evilly.

"Wanna bet?"

There was a shifting on Ian's side before the other laugh nervously.

"I won't do anything. Promise!"

Spencer chuckled.

"Don't worry… I'll take care of him. And NOT in the way he'd want to." At that, Bryan put the bag back down ignoring the hissed 'traitor' coming from Ian's lips. He was talking to Spencer anyway.

"You must be... pretty desperate if you need to kidnap people in order to find a cock to suck," Kai sneered and thought about any reason the pirate could possibly have for torturing him like that. Maybe he hoped to get some information out of Kai this way...

Tala scoffed.

"Funny. He's as oblivious in there as he is in reality."

Kai glared – and only then realizing the other couldn't see it if he wasn't closer to him in this darkness he growled.

"That's not true."

Bryan nodded.

"Yeah. In there he at least knows what it is to suck a cock." Kai gaped and Bryan frowned. "AND he knows when one is trying to do just that to him."

At that Kai's eyes widened and a blush appeared on his face. And he was FUCKING happy that the light was off.

But the pirate remained silent except for his harsh breathing as he untied Kai's pants and yanked his already half-erect cock free.

Kai squirmed. Half-erect. Was that what he was right now too?

… yeah, he REALLY was glad the light wasn't on anymore.

Kai hissed at that, and once more tried to get away by at least moving his hips away from that grasp, but sharp fingernails dug into sensitive flesh and that safely pinned him to his place, making him hiss again, this time from pain.

"It hurts, you dick," the words that escaped Kai's lips, tightly pressed together in order not to let out any sound, just made Tala chuckle.

Ian winced.

"That's just cruel Tala… that MUST've hurt."

"I'll make you remember," he said before he took Kai in his mouth deeply, swallowing around the head of his cock.

Kai's eyes widened as he stared at the screen… what. The. Fuck. … No, it wasn't written there was it?!

… by the gasp Tala gave, it WAS. FUCK.

Kai shut his eyes tightly and winced when he felt teeth scraping the sensitive underside of his manhood. It felt awful and awesome at the same time, the hot cavern around him squeezing every time Tala swallowed, and Kai tried to get away.

Kai squirmed. Oh yeah… he would LIKE to get away. Get away like… NOW. He was really killing that fangirl. And Dickenson. And Tala too for doing something like that to him! Damn there was going to be a permanent blush on his face after today, surely.

He couldn't allow himself to be practically raped like that,

Ian scoffed.

"I'm not so sure that he has a choice there."

by a filthy pirate who knew no manners, by someone who KIDNAPPED him, for God's sake... for God's sake, where the hell did that pirate learn something like that...

Kai blushed. What the fuck. AGAIN.

What was this girl?! Some… weird, perverted freak?!... wait… that sounded like the girl should be Tala. And Tala was a guy, right? The bluenette shot a suspicious look to his childhood friend.

Tala just blinked.

Kai tried to think about repulsive things, but all the dead puppies and dead comrades he could think about

Kai nodded.

"Like dead Tala… or dead Bryan." He muttered venomously, ignoring the hurt look Tala send him and the raised eyebrow from Bryan. Spencer just chuckled.

were only memories and images and Tala's lips sliding up and down his cock were VERY present and very real right at that moment, and Kai couldn't possibly think straight

Ian grinned.

"I have a feeling that was a problem for him even before. OWCH, Bryan!"

Bryan grinned.

"THAT wasn't me."

Ian blinked and Kai glared.

"Next time think for ten seconds before you'll open your mouth and then close it without saying anything."

Ian winced. Kai was as dangerous as Bryan. Great… they got another sadist in the family. YAY.

any longer.

"Stop it... fuck..."

Ian blinked.

"He wants Tala to stop blowing him and fuck him – I'm sure Tala is happy about- OWCH." Ian sighed. "Whatever… it WAS worth it."

he hissed as he felt the familiar throbs building up in his body.

"She means RAGE." Kai growled and Tala squirmed. Uh-oh. Kai was really mad.

Tala growled something in retort, but it just made his throat vibrate with the low sound and it shot electric impulses straight to Kai's cock and he grunted heavily, not able to suppress the sounds that threatened to rip out of his lips any longer.

Kai squirmed in his seat and tried to calm down. Okay… that meant it was end already. Soon. Sure. No worries. What worse can that fanfic be about? Kai will just find his… relief and then it's the end… he could NOT freak out for a minute or so more… yeah. He COULD do it…

Kai made the last futile attempt to get away, the only thing he didn't have constrained right now was his head and he bent forward, trying to force Tala's head away with his own, but his arms were fastened to the bench too and he couldn't really bend down enough to make his desperate plan happen. He did, however, bend enough to smell the scent of Tala's hair, salt and wind and water, and something spicy that must have been a pirate, and he felt his lips shake as he released the breath he had been holding with a silent moan into the mass of red hair.

Really… how much longer can it take?

'Deep breath, Kai… and another… another.' His mind whispered to him and Kai listened. 'And just ignore drooling Tala next to you…'

Kai winced.

In response, Tala moaned too,

Yeah… not long. He COULD do it.

and his throat convulsed with that sound, and suddenly all Kai could see was black and red and then there was nothing, nothing but ecstatic shudders of his body that washed over him when Tala licked him clean and then tilted his head upwards to capture Kai's trembling lips.

Kai could taste his own semen in the other's mouth,

Kai gaped. Okay… he could NOT do it.

"What the… FUCK?!"

Tala next to him licked his lips as he turned to look at Kai and blue eyes fell down to look on Kai's pants… and it was Tala who got hit by a book this time.

"What the fuck, Kai?!"

Kai held the book close to his chest glaring.

"Don't even THINK of it."

Tala pouted and Bryan sighed out with relief. Good thing Kai didn't look HIS way.

and he was unable to bite him again. He was unable to move, weak with the weight of defeat on his shoulders, and he just waited for Tala to move, to force himself on Kai and end what he had started.

Ian shook his head.

"Nah… Tala is too much of a chicken for that. BRYAN on the other han- OWCH! I thought Kai had the bag!"

Bryan smirked.

"The good use of PAST tense."

…Ian pouted.

But Tala stood up without touching Kai any further and left without a word, the sound of door creaking open and slamming close the only unspoken apologies to the once honourable man who didn't understand a fucking thing in that goddamn moment.

Kai frowned.

"I DO understand that I was just… almost raped in a fantasy of some fangirl."

Ian nodded.

"And you were fully raped in the fantasy of two of your team members surely," He hid in Spencer's embrace when a book came flying around.

When the captain of Blitzkrieg rushed to the deck and snatched his second-in-command away, hurriedly mumbling that they had something important to discuss, not one man of the crew dared to say something about the fact that he was half-naked.

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"No one would be really surprised. Tala's almost ALWAYS running around half-naked." Tala pouted.

"That's NOT true."

Kai sighed. Okay… he was already almost raped, nothing worse could be there… right?

"Really? So what are you calling running through the house in red silk underwear?"

"… relaxing?"

Bryan shook his head.

"More like 'relaxing half-naked'."

Tala glared.

There was no one in the kitchen to see how Tala leaned against a wall and pulled Bryan into a heated kiss.

Kai blinked. Tala blinked as well. Spencer frowned, Ian gaped and Bryan lifted an eyebrow.

"I'm his second in command? Poor me."

Kai stared at Bryan.

"You're worried about the second in command thing but not the kiss?"

Bryan frowned.

"Yeah?" Kai blinked again and Bryan lifted an eyebrow. "Why should I be worried about that? It's not like we don't do that."

Kai had to fight the urge to flinch and looked at smirking Tala. Okaaay… there were more thing that just… ran around him. That he didn't notice.

The bluenette turned back to the screen, staring at it and frowning. Spencer chuckled. Maybe those two should first tell Kai about their relationship – like this the small boy had too much to chew on.

Bryan pushed Tala further into the rough wooden wall and, with his tongue deep inside Tala's mouth,

Kai winced. Eeeew…. 'That sounded like he wanted to choke him.' His mind muttered and Kai agreed.

his hand cupped the redhead's erection straining inside his leather breeches.

"You taste of him," Bryan mumbled into Tala's mouth and his other hand tangled in the mass of the red hair, pushing him deeper into the kiss.

Spencer frowned.

"More like… pulling him… I can't really imagine pushing someone into a kiss…."

Ian pouted.

"I would show you, but UNFORTUNATELY we have forbidden to show affection in here."

"THANKFULLY." Three voices came and Spencer grinned as Ian glared.

"I'll start throwing the books back!" He warned and Bryan smirked.

"Yeah… just give me more munitions."

Tala moaned, throwing his head back in blissful abandon, and his fingers latched onto Bryan's vest for support as the older man's hand found its way into Tala's pants and stroked his naked cock.

Kai took a deep breath.

"PLEASE someone tell me, I'm not about to watch two of my best friends have sex together."

Bryan smiled.

"You're not." When Kai sighed out with relief, the older boy continued. "You're going to read it."

…Kai winced and Bryan smirked sadistically. Whatever. Kai would have to get used to it sooner or later, so now at least he'll understand what his and Tala's relationship's NOW like.

But when Bryan wanted to drop on his knees, Tala's shaking hands quickly pulled him back up and into another kiss.

"No... you too," Tala breathed out, his eyes blazing with need as he fumbled with the lacing of Bryan's pants. He managed in the end and put his arms around Bryan's neck, pulling him closer when long fingers embraced his cock along with Bryan's own and stroked firmly, but slowly.

Kai fought the urge to put his hands over his eyes as he watched the text and the breath caught in his throat… That was… scary. One thing like that was ENOUGH for Kai. Now he had to read one more? This fan girl was seriously SICK.

"Don't tease," his husky whisper went straight to Bryan's ear which was licked and bitten at the next second and the bigger man moaned softly, his rhythm speeding up. Tala breathed heavily, his eyes closed and his arms clinging to Bryan as his body started trembling violently and he came over Bryan's hand. He calmed down slowly, opened his eyes and watched Bryan's usually expressionless face suddenly showing a whole range of emotions as he shut his eyes tightly and came too.

Kai squirmed in his seat uncomfortably, taking deep breaths. Okay… how much more porn could be there? Not much, right? Yeah. Yay.

Tala squirmed as well – but for a totally different reason Kai did. He looked over to Bryan and licked his lips at the promise in others eyes and clenched his hand on the rest of the couch as he forced himself to look back to the screen, licking his lips again and grinning. Now FINALLY something REALLY interesting. Not only did he manage to blow Kai, he had a nice handjob with Bryan as well. Just as shame that the first thing in fiction. Damn.

Tala caught the wrist of Bryan's hand and licked a bit of their mingled flavour before Bryan pulled him into another deep kiss.

"Now you taste of all three of us," Bryan grinned and stepped back as he did up his pants with his clean hand. "Now tell me what's up?"

Ian grinned.

"Right now? Nothing. Everything is down AGAIN." He hid in Spencer's arms… then blinked when nothing came. No hit, no book. He blinked as he sat normally in his seat.

"What out of muniti- OW!"

Bryan smirked as Ian winced.

"That was a mean trick!"

The other boy shrugged.

"So what?"

Tala sighed, still leaning against the wall for support, this time more emotional than physical. It was all so messed up, and all he could do right now was to hope for a miracle that might as well never come.

Spencer chuckled.

"With Blitzkriegs is living itself miracle." He grinned when he felt, more than saw, the others glare at him. Whatever… but it was true. Every day the blonde woke up, just HOPING that no serious damage was caused in between the teammates. It has probably something to do with Ian's provocative nature.

Bryan raised an eyebrow at Tala's expression.

"He doesn't remember," Bryan confirmed more than asked and wiped his hand with a handkerchief that was loosely hanging from his back pocket. Tala gave him a pained look:

"He didn't remember even when I kissed him."

Kai rolled his eyes.

"Like THAT would help. This is no Disney."

Bryan grinned.

"Yeah, but Tala WOULD believe it."

"I would NOT!" The redhead glared and Spencer sighed.

"You still watch 'Lady and Tramp' and believe that story."

Tala gaped.

"That's KAI!"

Kai blushed as he glared over at the redhead.

"Maybe, but I don't go dreaming about 'Beauty and the Beast'!"

Bryan just shook his head. What weirdos.

"He might not remember at all, you know," Bryan shrugged, hating to be a bearer of bad news, but well, it wasn't that much of 'news' to Tala, it was only that his stubborn pride couldn't accept the reality as it was.

Bryan smirked.

"Does that girl know you? She seemed to know your character pretty well."

Tala glared.

"What if..." Tala asked weakly, not really wanting to hear an answer. There were enough answers he never wanted to hear inside his head and he was trying his best to force them out of his mind, but it was difficult. With every second, more and more difficult.

"I don't know," Bryan said honestly – if the mighty Colonel Hiwatari didn't remember his past, that would mean he'd be a threat to them all and being a threat meant being an enemy...

"The only person I'm going to be enemy for right now, is that girl." Kai growled dangerously and Tala almost fell bad for said girl. Wait… there was no almost. He DID feel bad for her…

…did that mean he won't be able to read any more stories like this one? Damn… just at this one, he'll have to stop Kai from killing her. For some time. Until she'll write at least five hundred more. Yeah.

and Bryan didn't think Tala would be able to accept that.

"Yeah," Bryan nodded, "Tala has a hard time accepting many things. Like that he should clean after himself for example."

"Or not sign contracts he didn't even read." Kai added dryly and Tala gulped down.

"I know I already said it, but… I'm so, SO sorry, for this guys."

He'd hesitate when the time to pull the trigger would come, and that would mean death... or deaths.

And what was worse, Bryan wasn't sure that he himself would be able to pull that goddamn trigger when facing Colonel Kai Hiwatari.

Kai rolled his eyes.

"Now don't get sentimental."

Ian nodded.

"Yeah, but I'm sure they wouldn't think about pulling DIFFERENT Things." The small boy leered and grinned at Kai's confused expression. For being one of the best Beybladers in some aspects Kai was still so… innocent. Pure. Ian chuckled. And WORSE than him. HAH!

"I'll try to make him remember," Bryan whispered and reached out a hand to bury it in Tala's hair and put his smaller Captain into an embrace.

When Tala's shoulders began to tremble, he pulled away, only to see that Tala wasn't crying. His eyes were full of amusement mixed with terror.

Bryan rolled his eyes. Surely he would be laughing on something NOT funny. THAT was like Tala.

"Fuck," he exclaimed quietly and tried to suppress a chuckle. He failed.

"I tied him up... and let him like that..."

Bryan only smirked at that:

"Then let him boil a bit longer."

Kai gaped, before turning to Bryan.

"Thank you so MUCH!"

Bryan lifted his hands.

"NOT me."

It didn't seem like Kai really cared… he was still glaring.

Kai's legs were starting to ache from being constrained, but he wasn't sure if he had wanted someone to come and see him like that. That goddamn pirate didn't even bother tucking his... 'pride' back into his pants... and let him all tied up... which meant that he was probably running around half-naked right now.

Bryan nodded.

"Like we said, nothing out of usual." When Kai glared, the other boy added. "The running around naked thing. THAT's what I meant."

Nice, Kai smirked sarcastically to himself. I hope he gets pneumonia and dies...

"Right now? Why not." Kai growled and Tala smiled nervously.

Something in that thought didn't feel quite right,

"That's what YOU think." Kai scoffed.

but Kai decided that he was just feeling a bit too cold – he wasn't sure where they were, but they must have been somewhere north, because the temperature had dropped a few degrees and Kai shivered involuntarily as his body tried to earn back at least a bit of body heat.

Ian jumped at that.

"I know of ONE way to gain body heat-"

"Ian?" Spencer sighed and when his lover looked at him, he smiled kindly. "Shut up, please. I don't want to have to go to the hospital with you with concussion."

Kai frowned – this whole situation was just getting worse and worse. First, his whole crew was killed while he was spared, not even knowing why. Then, he was molested by a goddamn stupid pirate who nagged about remembering something Kai was sure he didn't have in his memory, and then... he was here, sitting alone in a cold room and tied up, with his cock out of his pants which made him feel even colder.

"It could be worse," Ian offered. "They could've have raped you too." When Kai frowned, Bryan sighed and glared at Ian.

"Thank you."

Ian smiled brightly.

"For you? Anytime."

Now Kai could clearly feel the ironical poetry of the two words 'life sucks'.

Tala chuckled at that… oh yeah. That was pretty nicely written. Heh.

He tried to think instead. Why would the pirates want to get him. Why. Why. Why. Think, Hiwatari, you were not promoted to a Colonel for your pretty eyes... think.

Ian grinned.

"Yeah, surely not the eyes. Ass too."

Kai glared. Damn Bryan for taking his munitions.

They need to keep me alive, that much is clear. They want me to remember something... some secret information? Probably. But they won't torture me... well, not with the usual methods. I must hold a great value to them then... blackmail? Blackmail General Balkov into something...?

The five boys gaped at the screen before Spencer blinked.

"Is there… General BALKOV?"

Bryan shook his head.

"Okay… this thing is SERIOUSLY crazy. Boris… general. No way in hell."

Kai couldn't get any further besides that. He remembered the old General, a bit weird in Kai's eyes (but who wasn't at his age and in his position), who was always seemingly nice to people and then said really terrible and really fitting things behind his back. Also he was impossibly vane – always wore that strange mask, saying that he didn't want anyone to see his war-scarred face.

Kai frowned.

"Actually… it DOES sound like Boris… except the general thing."

Kai didn't exactly like him, but he didn't hate him either. What possibly could that old man have that pirates wanted it so much as to kidnap his favourite Colonel...

Kai blinked… and Tala turned to him, pitying look on his face as he squeezed his hand.

"My sincere condolences."

Bryan chuckled and Kai glared, pulling his hand away from redhead's.

Kai's thoughts kept repeating in loops and he was beginning to feel like he was going mad when the door opened again.

"About time you showed up, you jerk-" Kai started, but when he lifted his head he realized that it wasn't the Bastard Captain and he blushed, his pride as a gentleman hurt that he was seen in such a disgraceful state by another person.

Ian rolled his eyes.

"Oh don't worry, Kai. Back in Abbey we ALL saw you in similar state."

Kai gaped.

"You were SPYING on me?!"

Ian scoffed.

" ME? No… we were showering together if you don't remember any more… though when it comes to Tala and Bryan… I wouldn't be so sure about that not spying on you thing." He finished with a smirk.

This one was taller than the redhead, though about the same age, with grey hair, loose-fitting thick pants tucked into leather boots and a coat that carried fur of some big, dark grey animal and gave the man the look of a beast. The features of his face seemed pretty much capable of a cruel sneer, but his lips were curled up in something like a normal smile now.

Tala blinked.

"'normal smile'? Bryan? IMPOSSIBLE." He squirmed when he felt said boy's glare at him. "Hehe… hoops?"

"The bastard sent you to clean up his mess?" Kai growled at the man just to show that he was not afraid of him, when in fact he was just weary and would gladly shut up just to have his legs free again.

"According to what he tasted like, I believe he cleaned up the 'mess' himself," the man smirked at Kai, who blushed at the remark and turned away.

Ian pouted.

"Why does THAT guy get the innuendos more than OUR Kai? Not FAIR!"

Kai just rolled his eyes.

Then, the man's voice echoed over him again: "Cold?"

"Not really." Kai glared.

"N-not really,"

Tala chuckled and Bryan grinned. Kai just glared more. Damn that girl who wrote this… he was going to get her. And kill her. SLOWLY.

Kai suppressed a shiver, not wanting to show his weakness, but when he raised his head again and saw WHERE exactly the man was looking and HOW exactly he was sneering, Kai blushed and scowled up at him.

"It's fuckin' freezing here, okay," he tried to defend his manliness and it irritated him when he saw the man's grin widen even more.

"I thought you said you weren't cold...?"

"Yeah, rub it in." Kai sneered and Ian grinned.

"Oh I'm sure he would LOVE to rub SOMETHING…"

"Ian?" Bryan sighed. "You really want to end with ALL of those books in your face?" Ian shut up.

"Could you just shut up and untie me?" Kai snarled at him and his blood started to boil (in a not-really-warming-him-up way) at the wondering look he got as a response.

"I could. Or I could just molest you and go away."

"Help yourself. Not like you already didn't." Kai glared. Really how much of this torture…

"Please, help yourself," Kai rolled his eyes. Really, he had endured one perverted pirate. He could handle a second.

Bryan lifted an eyebrow. Okay… this one person seemed to hit some points of their relationships perfectly… some.

"Not my style," the man smirked derisively and crouched down in front of Kai's bench, his fingers quickly working on the knots on his Captain's shirt.

"I would disagree on that 'style' thing." Ian muttered quietly, smiling innocently at Bryan's glare.

"You know, I could kick you when you untie me," Kai toyed with him just for fun. He knew it was probably a game somewhere along the lines of 'go poke that sleeping, hungry lion and see what happens', but he couldn't help his urge to banter with the grey-haired man.

"After being tied up like this for four hours? I don't think so," the man grinned, his eyes never even leaving the knots and when he finally undid them, he grinned up at Kai:

"Besides, what good will it do you if you kick me?"

"I wonder," Kai mused. "After being tied down, almost raped, kicking someone…. SATISFACTION."

"Satisfaction," Kai replied darkly

Kai blinked and Tala smirked.

"Now, now Kai… You didn't have to write this thing and put there all of your hopes and wishes. You could just tell us." Kai stared at Tala, before taking a book from the bag in Bryan's hands and managing to give Tala a serious reason for the suspicion of concussion of the brain.

and bit his lip when he tried to move his feet and thousands of little needles got stuck somewhere inside his legs. The man was right, he couldn't control his legs enough to kick someone even if he tried.

"Now, for the hands," the man mumbled to himself and Kai's eyes widened when he suddenly felt his hands being freed from the restraints. The sensation of moving his arms again wasn't that much better from moving his legs, but at least he wasn't tied up any longer.

Ian sighed.

"I'm sure Bryan and Tala are really sad."

Before Kai could thank the man (not that he really intended to do so), he was lifted up bridal-style in strong arms, the feel of warm fur on the man's coat against his shoulder and neck as he was pressed to the man's chest, and he was carried towards the bed in the corner of the room.

"I was wondering when the rape scene will come." Ian muttered and smiled innocently at the glaring trio.

"So, going to properly rape me now?" Kai said sceptically, not really expecting an answer as he thought he knew it anyway. After all, he couldn't really move his legs or arms right at that moment... His surprise was that much bigger when another smirk came:

"Only if you specifically wish so."

Bryan nodded. If Kai did wish to, it would be up to discussion then… he smirked at the glare he got from Kai. Oh sometimes he had the feeling that the younger boy could read his mind. It was frightening.

He lowered Kai into the bed and when he noticed the absence of covers (and remembered the night two days ago and the reason WHY there were no covers with a slightly perverted grin), he shrugged off his coat and threw it at Kai before he turned to leave.

"Marking your territory, Bryan?" Ian leered and Bryan sighed.

"Just because you weren't hurt in some time doesn't mean I don't have any more books. So SHUT up."

"Sleep, you need it. And we don't want to hurt you, so stop acting like that."

Kai didn't exactly know what that man meant by 'acting like that', or why they didn't want to hurt him. But he seemed a bit familiar from somewhere, and before he could leave, Kai called after him:

"What's your name?"

The man gave him a very, very strange look and Kai thought for a while that he wasn't going to answer. But when he actually wanted to give up and just try to sleep, the man spoke.

"Bryan," he said and with a slam of the door, he was gone.

Spencer sighed. That really was like Bryan.

"You know, being polite wouldn't hurt any of you. Try to learn the etiquette please."

Tala jumped happily.

"I know that! It's on the bottles, right?"

Spencer sighed. Yeah… that were Blitzkriegs for you.

Tala welcomed Bryan with a raised eyebrow. The older man just sighed and ran a hand through his short hair.

"He didn't recognize me either."

Kai rolled his eyes.

"As it was mentioned before… NOT Disney."

"What," Tala sneered at him, "you thought he'd just remember everything the moment he sees you?"

"Actually... yeah," Bryan shrugged, disappointment clearly written over his face as he sat down at the small table opposite Tala. "But you thought that too, so we're even."

Spencer sighed. Yeah, those two were evenly idiotic when it came to relationships and any things that had something to do with people. So maybe recognizing belonged there too.

For a long while they both tried to read the maps and plans carefully spread out on the table under the flickering light of a thick candle. Then, Tala spoke again.

"What will we do if he doesn't remember?"

"There's always that possibility."

"But what will we do?"

Ian sighed.

"Probably what you wanted to do before. Rape hi- OWCH!"

Bryan shrugged.

"I told you, I still had SOME books."

Ian whined.

Bryan sighed and rubbed his eyes with his fingers wearily.

"I guess we could just tie him up somewhere

"I knew it!" Ian yelled and Kai glared.

and not let him get out until it's over."

"That wouldn't solve anything and you know it," Tala mumbled darkly.

"Then what? Can you kill him? Because I sure as hell can't,"

"Awww… no little death for you, Kai." Ian sighed and looked at Kai pityingly and the other boy just lifted an eyebrow. What the hell was Ian talking about again?

"You know, little death is orga- OWCH! Could you at least wait until I finish, Bryan?!"

Bryan shrugged.

"Not really."

Bryan snapped at him, but calmed down instantly when he looked up and saw Tala's kicked-puppy look. With a sigh, he reached out his hand and stroked the red hair, glowing in the faint light of the candle and giving Tala an eerie look.

"I know, I know. He'll be after us the moment he gets out of here. He'll come to the aid of that bastard Boris. He's a good Colonel," the praise sounded very sour in Bryan's mouth and Tala leaned into his touch with closed eyes.

"Okay," Kai sighed. "I still don't understand why I'm working for Boris. If I remember correctly it was you who was under his command longer than me."

Tala rolled his eyes. Really… there were such hot scenes and Kai was thinking about BORIS?! Gods (and one certain part of Kai's anatomy) knew HE couldn't.

"Boris is searching for us. It's just a matter of days now. The destruction of Dranzer pissed him off, and he knows we have Kai. If he finds us before Kai remembers..."

"Let's just hope that doesn't happen," Bryan interrupted his catastrophic scenario quickly and leaned over the table to kiss his Captain on the lips. The touch lingered for a long time, the maps momentarily forgotten, but the importance of those rolls of parchment made them stop at the kiss and they leaned over the maps again, carefully constructing their plans.

"'Plans of how to rape Kai'." Ian whispered and looked around for any dangerous books. But the only things that hit him full force were glares.

When Kai woke up, he searched the whole room for any kind of evidence of the pirates' plans, but he found nothing. It frustrated him, being locked up on that goddamn legendary ship without any way to escape and help his superiors with eliminating these people.

Tala scoffed.

"Nice trying to kill us."

Kai glared.

"Well, right now it's pretty tempting." Okay fuck his plan of surprising Tala and Bryan with being considerate and tolerating and maybe active in … things. This was… scary.

He had to rely on himself, and it was proving to be more difficult than he would have thought.

After turning the whole room upside down again, Kai found at least something.

A knife.

"Great," Kai muttered, an ironic smirk on his face, "so I can at least kill myself. What a nice view in the future."

He was not going to be used anymore.

Ian grinned.

"What did I miss?! When did they rape him?!"

If the bloody pirates wanted a fight, they got it.

The door opened just as Kai gripped the handle of the knife tightly, and he turned around to see the redhead, carrying some rolls of parchment, coming in.

"Sorry I haven't come sooner, but... whoa!"

Bryan chuckled.

"And Tala is dead. End of the story." He chuckled again ignoring Tala's glare.

The parchment went flying and Tala stepped to the left at the last moment to prevent the knife from stabbing his guts out, shock written clearly all over his face.

"What the fuck..." he started, but Kai was attacking again and Tala had no time to think or speak.

"Oh." Bryan blinked. "So he is still alive."

Tala glared.

"You don't sound too happy."

Bryan just shrugged.

"It's a story you. Not you-you."

Kai lunged forwards, knife ready, and slashed from above, but Tala was surprisingly fast and escaped again. Kai turned in the middle of his attack and was kicked in the side, which made him take a few steps back. But not even a second passed and he was at Tala's neck again. This time the blade swished through the air only millimetres from the pirate's neck, but to Kai's misfortune, he was too close to a wall to have space for manoeuvring. He tried to escape sideways, but Tala was quicker, he caught his wrist and twisted it so that Kai had to release the knife if he didn't want his bones broken.

"Nice description of a fight." Bryan muttered, his eyes fixated on the screen.

Tala scoffed.

"Yeah. I think that you WOULD know."

He hissed with pain as the pirate squeezed his wrist painfully and stepped closer.

Kai looked up to the crystal blue eyes that glared at him, sad, upset, and also a bit angry, and Kai returned the glare defiantly. He expected punishment, but the pirate leaned down and kissed him in that dominant, passionate way again.

"In some ways… that IS a punishment." Kai hissed and Tala winced. Damn… and it seemed that everything was good. Obviously, there'll be some more work with Kai.

Kai wasn't sure if Tala's lips were really so soft and warm, or it was just the adrenaline rushing in his veins from the fight that made him feel so disturbingly good in the pirate's arms. But he didn't protest much, and when Tala pulled away and left without a word, Kai slid to the ground, eyes wide open and staring to nowhere, searching for the answers where he couldn't find them at all.

Spencer sighed. Yeah… the boy must've been feeling pretty confused. Just like in the real life. He blinked… actually this seemed like the real life thing only being adapted in some other universe – like the description on the beginning said. But how could someone fit that 'Bryan-Tala-Kai-screwed-up-thing' so precisely was a mystery to him. Maybe they DID know the author of this one? Or maybe someone was spying on them. Damn.

… maybe he should start considering pulling the curtains closed when he and Ian will start to get intimate again.

And then, his gaze met the rolls of parchment scattered on the floor.

Tala trembled when Bryan set a cup of rum in front of him, sitting down next to him and patting his shoulder comfortingly. The redhead leaned his head against Bryan's shoulder and let himself be embraced by the older man, hiding his face in Bryan's chest.

"He fuckin' tried to kill me,"

"And I surely feel like doing it again." Kai muttered with a wry smile.

he repeated for what seemed like a millionth time to Bryan, and was in fact about the twentieth.

"I know. But he doesn't remember you."

"But he tried to KILL me!" Tala shrieked, his voice muffled by Bryan's shirt, and shivered just from the words he spoke.

"Aww… don't take it so badly… he probably just tried to have sex with you and didn't know how." Ian grinned and Kai's eyes widened as he looked over at him.

"Ian… if you don't want me to kill you… shut up!"

Ian smiled.

"Sorry, Kai, but I'm experiencing 'small deaths' only with Spencer."

Bryan knew Tala wasn't going to cry, he was too proud, too strong for that, but the shock and disappointment had taken their toll on the Blitzkrieg's Captain and he needed to calm down slowly. Bryan wrapped his arms around Tala's shivering form and mumbled something soothing into his hair quietly, until the trembles faded at least a bit.

"Poor Tala. You should've DO something for him. Or do him." Ian grinned and Bryan thought about throwing another book. But… it's not like Tala would take THAT to heart, so… better safe the munitions for later use. Hehe.

All that time, Bryan was frowning somewhere to the dark corner of the small room over Tala's head. It didn't matter if Kai remembered or not... but no one was going to hurt Tala and not face the consequences when Bryan was around.

"I'm really glad I can say it again," Tala grinned and jumped in his seat. "The all mighty voice of mother-hen. Or more like almighty mind of mother hen."

Bryan glared.

Tala would go to sleep the shock off soon, and then...

"Then he can FINALLY rape Kai!" Ian yelled and Bryan nodded to himself. Yeah… now was a nice time for the book. "OWCH! Bryan!"

Bryan shrugged.

"Not like I didn't warn you."

Kai's eyes went wider and wider as they scanned the parchments lying on the ground.

He was such a fool... for so long... for his entire life, as far as he could remember.

"Better find out late than never." Tala chuckled and winced when Kai glared. Okay… so Kai didn't think it was funny. Damn.

He had served a man like Balkov,

"Eeew." Ian made a face. "That's just too much information."

Bryan nodded.

"Yeah… and I thought we found out some time before that it was TALA who was serving Boris."

Tala glared and Kai blinked. What the fuck are they talking about again?

someone who made pacts with foreign island countries and sold slaves to them, slaves that had been noblemen in Sela and were found uncomfortable by the Great General Balkov... evidence of attempted murders, of kidnapping raids at the villages, of taxes too high just so that Balkov could pay for his military activities, treaties with the enemy countries, the national secrets revealed for large amounts of gold and allies betrayed for just as much. It was all there, on those few rolls of parchment, and Kai wanted to vomit, but he knew it wouldn't clear his guilty conscience.

"Okay, but at least we can be sure that that IS the same Boris, like the one all the way back." Spencer nodded to himself and when Ian raised an eyebrow, the blonde sighed.

"It means that he has the same character in that fiction like in the real life."

"Oh!"

Yeah… Ian was sometimes slow. But Spencer loved him anyway.

So that was why Sela was so prospering, Kai smirked bitterly and when he remembered that he had helped that man for such a long time, that he became a Colonel with 'promising future' while staying by the side of a man like this, he wanted to scream.

"I can understand your feelings." Bryan muttered. Yeah… he was too pissed off at Boris when he finally got out of the brain-washing the man used at them. Bryan sighed and ignored Spencer's chuckling.

And the blonde chuckled again, because the sentence 'I understand your FEELINGS' was so HILARIOUS when BRYAN was the one who said that. Bryan, who despised the word 'feelings' itself. And he understood someone's ELSE'S FEELINGS. Yeah… That WAS hilarious.

Suddenly someone came inside, and before Kai could even think about finding the knife under the heap of parchment, he was thrown against a wall and he heard a crack, not really sure if it was something in him or something from the outside world.

"Owch…" Tala winced and sighed. "Really Bryan, you shouldn't be that… animalistic."

Bryan frowned.

"Who said that was me?"

"How the fuck did you dare to hurt him," that someone hissed in his face, and Kai saw that it was the man called Bryan,

Tala lifted an eyebrow at Bryan contently and the other boy sighed. Damn… so Tala COULD be right. Sometimes.

previously cool and composed and now glaring at him with such heat in his eyes that Kai gulped down heavily. He wanted to defend himself in some way or the other, but the steel grip on his neck was preventing him even from breathing.

Ian frowned.

"You shouldn't start with 'scarfing' and similar things. Could be hard when Kai is still a virgin. Too much at once for him."

Kai didn't say anything as the blush crept to his face.

"You're a bloody traitor for living inside that golden cage and actually enjoying it... I tell you, I don't give a shit about what you do from now on. You don't belong with us anymore, you made that clear, but I won't let anyone hurt Wolf. Not even you, Phoenix,"

Kai rolled his eyes.

"Oh so unexpected. 'Wolf' and 'Phoenix'. I bet Bryan is 'Falcon'."

Tala sighed.

"Don't pretend. As I said before – you're fucking happy someone made the bond between you and your bit-beast more obvious. You are blade-freak in the end."

Kai pouted.

Bryan growled at him and Kai was scared, seriously scared, because he was so close he could probably bite his head off if he wanted to, and he was furious and so much bigger than Kai, and he had called Tala Wolf and...

Phoenix.

"So?" Bryan asked lifting an eyebrow.

The word blazed in front of Kai's eyes like flames, and he squeezed his eyes shut as his head suddenly erupted in a wave of burning pain, making Kai yelp from the sudden sensation, and his mind was filled with images of two boys,

"Long lost lovers?" Ian teased and hid closer to Spencer, when Kai glared along with Tala and Bryan.

one red-haired and too lanky for his age, the other well-built and always a bit grumpy, and he was with them, his body was just a kid's, and all three of them looked at the sunset, and they were so, so serious with a knife and with their palms split open as they held each other's hand in that weird, self-made and tribe-like ritual of mingled blood and promises of eternity and friendship and more, because for each of them no one else existed except the other two, in love, fight and studying.

Kai blinked.

"Okay… what the fuck?"

Spencer chuckled.

"I would say that is the three of you… in your past. Or THEIR past… "

"Oh…" Kai nodded, but was still frowning at the screen.

Kai's eyes snapped open, no longer able to withstand the overflowing emotions that were suddenly inside him, everywhere, in his head, heart, in his fingertips that longed to touch those whom he had abandoned so long ago, and he did, Kai raised his hand and touched the enraged man's cheek, and the mere realness of that touch made his throat tighten with happiness.

"Falcon..." Kai whispered hoarsely,

Kai smirked.

"I knew it."

Bryan rolled his eyes. Whatever…

still not able to breathe properly because of the other's hand on his neck, and he managed to shock Bryan into releasing him.

"Good." Bryan nodded to himself. "At least I won't have to worry about where to hide the corpse."

Kai glared not finding it ONE bit funny. NO.

The emerald-green eyes sparkled with something unidentifiable, and when Bryan spoke, his voice was rough, heavy with emotions and quiet, so quiet as if he was trying to not scare this beautiful dream away.

"You... remember..." he said, and asked, and stated because he wasn't sure, he didn't allow himself to be sure. He had already given up all the hope he ever held for Kai to ever be their beloved one, their Phoenix again, and he didn't want to be disappointed, but he wanted to believe at the same time.

Tala rolled his eyes.

"That's so poetic… TOO poetic."

Ian grinned.

"You're just hoping for some more action in that."

Kai – Phoenix – nodded with a smile. He remembered clearly, remembered everything. Their animal code names that were given to them when they came to that small island at Sela's borders, that training facility for new hopeful military officers that was established by a power-seeking, merciless man named Boris who handed out punishment for simplest things at daily basis... cruel General Balkov and his mask suddenly made sense to Kai too.

"Great. We don't have to worry about Kai being an idiot then." Bryan muttered.

When Bryan leaned down and kissed Kai, it was as if the Colonel Hiwatari from before disappeared to nowhere. He was Phoenix now, again, and he hoped to stay Phoenix for the rest of his life, in the strong arms that held him close to a broad chest right now, with warm lips closed over his own that suddenly tasted of salt too, with his chest so full of warmth that Kai thought he was going to explode.

Ian grinned.

"But that would be interesting… exploding in the middle of a kiss."

Kai rolled his eyes. But… when it was ONLY a kiss… his plan could work. Well at least it won't kill him to try. …hopefully.

"Yeah… but if it was good enough… I wouldn't mind."

Bryan and Tala stared.

"I'm so glad..." Bryan whispered hoarsely when they parted, and Kai almost cried at the mere thought that he once didn't remember them. Ten years, ten long years he lived without them and always unconsciously felt empty inside because they weren't there... his 'blood brothers'... Kai smiled again, another secret explained to him, the secret of the scar on his palm.

Kai frowned. That was almost like the real life… his returning to Abbey – having the secret of his childhood explained to him… getting to know that he KNEW Tala and Bryan and Spencer and Ian and the others even before… and then REMEMBERING it… it really was like what he'd been through.

"Don't hurt him!"

A yell echoed from the door and they both turned to see Tala panting heavily and leaning against a doorframe.

Ian shook his head.

"Don't worry, Tala. I'm sure Bryan will use enough lubrication- OWCH. FUCK! How many books do you STILL Have?!"

Bryan smirked sadistically.

"Enough. Spencer is a quick reader."

Ian glared at his innocently blinking lover.

He must have only just woken up, because he wore nothing but thin breeches and he was barefoot, his hair even more messy than usual, and he looked at Bryan pleadingly:

"I know that it's--"

"Wolf..."

Tala's jaw almost hit the floor when he heard his prisoner, his almost-murderer,

There was a little 'unfortunately' that threatened to fall from Kai's lips but Kai bit his tongue to keep silent. He had a plan to follow. Right.

speak that one and only word which made Tala's heart ache and jump in joy at the same time.

And Tala cried when he closed the distance between them in a split second, tears streaked down his cheeks when he kissed Kai passionately and clumsily, because he couldn't help but laugh as his lips moved against Kai and no bite, no resistance came, only kisses as hot as his own.

"Would… feel nice." Kai whispered and blinked when he didn't want to say THAT aloud. And now Tala and Bryan were blinking at him and Spencer was raising an eyebrow and Ian was smirking evilly… and Kai coughed and looked down. Damn.

He didn't see the small smiles Tala and Bryan exchanged.

"You remembered... but how..." Tala whispered when he broke the kiss to look at Kai, look at him closely and see his eyes filled with the existence of Phoenix, their loved one, their brother and lover and friend.

Kai sighed before a wry mutter came:

"Unfortunately this seems to be a Disney after all."

Tala rolled his eyes.

"Don't worry. Maybe in the end you'll find out it's some Lady and Tramp continuation and there'll be some puppies."

Kai glared.

"There are already. You're there, aren't you?"

Tala blinked… and pouted.

"Falcon made me," Kai looked at the tallest one of them and chuckled warmly when Bryan leaned down and kissed him on the neck while Tala licked his ear on the other side.

"Seems interesting." Kai muttered with evil smirk and FELT how Tala next to him flinched. Hehe. He'll happily share the confusion the other two made him feel.

One of Kai's hands clutched Bryan's arm and the other encircled Tala's neck as the chuckles became lower and husky from the passion those two were igniting in him. It's been so long... so very long...

Ian sighed.

"I can SO understand the long part…"

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"You two just ended fucking few minutes before we left."

"But that's three hours already!"

… Bryan sighed. It seemed that Ian didn't have any hope anymore – once pervert, forever a pervert.

Now that he thought about it… poor Tala, too.

Tala's hand snuck inside Kai's shirt, making a shiver run down Kai's spine and he moaned loudly, the feeling of having two mouths and four hands on his body a bit too much.

"Not really," Ian shrugged. "Orgies are a bit more."

Spencer blinked before looking at his lover.

"And where were YOU in an orgy?"

Ian sweat dropped. Hoooops….

"In… my dreams?"

"Bed," Tala breathed in his ear and they all tripped to the bed which was suddenly too small and too big. Kai let their hands pull his shirt off and stretched on the bed like a content cat, purring lightly when Bryan's tongue toyed with his nipple and Tala's hands travelled down his body, the redhead kissing Kai again.

"Yeah! Action!" Ian yelled, Tala chuckled and Bryan smirked, Spencer sighed… and Kai stared.

No… no way. They weren't going what he thought they were, right? Surely the fanfictions have some rules like… no more than two sex scenes in one story, right? And… the thing with fiction-Tala and fiction-him, and then fiction-Bryan and fiction-Tala… that counted right? RIGHT?!

Kai reached for the lacing of Bryan's pants, not really bothering to pull off the shirt first, and the grey-haired man's breathing sped up when agile fingers gave his hardening cock an occasional brush or stroke here and there as they unlaced his pants.

Bryan kneeled on the bed to push his pants down and immediately got Tala's mouth covering his own, tasting his Captain's happiness

Ian blinked.

"When did he get to Tala's cock? OW! Bryan!"

Bryan shrugged.

"Not me…"

Ian blinked and Kai sighed.

"Sorry Ian… I had to relieve some pent up tension." Ian whined. He was being ABUSED!

in every brush of his tongue against Bryan's. Kai sat up and his hands traced the smooth curves or Bryan's body.

Ian blinked.

"Curves? Bryan's a girl! OW! Kai! Relieve your fucking tension somewhere else!"

"This time it WAS me." Bryan growled and Ian laughed nervously.

"Oh… hehe."

He let his hot breath ghost over Bryan's nipple before he took it in his mouth and sucked hard, trying to remember what the older boy had liked back then, and he grinned, self-satisfied, when he heard Bryan's grunt that was muffled by Tala's mouth. A hand snuck into his hair and pushed him to continue his ministrations on Bryan's chest, and another one caressed the firm muscles of his ass through the leather of his trousers. Kai squirmed,

And real Kai did too, as he bit his lip. Okay this all seemed… tense. A little bit too tense maybe – and Kai's heart started beating fast some time ago and he tried desperately to quiten it down, because Tala and Bryan couldn't hear, MUSN'T hear… because Kai wasn't THAT interested.

It was just something… scary. And new. And different…

dissatisfied with too much clothes on his own body, and the hand on his ass understood, fingers slipping inside his pants and between his cheeks to stroke the sensitive flesh there.

Tala's hand twitched and he gulped down, his eyes glued to the screen. Now… THIS was interesting…

Tala felt his hand collide with Kai's when he massaged Bryan's back single-handedly and broke the kiss to bite Bryan's collarbone. He sighed contently when a big palm cupped his buttock, kneading it and demanding more which Tala was only too willing to give. He stood up from the bed to get rid of his pants without too much fumbling and felt his cock spring to full hardness

Ohhh… Tala was semi-hard just by reading this. He squirmed, pulling his legs together and being thankful for his trousers being loose for once. Otherwise Kai would kill him. Talking about Kai… the redhead turned his head to look at his childhood friend – who was staring wide-eyed at the screen, with blush nicely decorating his cheeks and with his mouth slightly opened.

Hmm… who knows, just add panting to that and maybe that was what Kai would look like while their first and second and third and fourth and fifth… etcetera love making. Now that was a nice image. And Tala's cock agreed because it jumped again and the redhead bit his lip. Okay… NOT thinking about Kai would help him. Or at least not thinking about Kai in bed… naked… sweaty… panting…

NOT THINKING AT ALL!

when he saw those two beautiful men on the bed, half-lidded looks of pure lust exchanged between them and then flashed at Tala, the smaller one licking his way up from Bryan's chest to his mouth, devouring him heatedly. And those two divine creatures were Tala's just as he was theirs to have. It felt almost unreal as he climbed back to bed, kneeling behind Kai and embracing him as the younger man kissed Bryan passionately. One Tala's hand came to the front of Kai's pants, massaging the growing bulge there

Kai felt his face heating up even more and he felt like running away. How could ANYONE write something like that?! That was so perverted and and… and… NO it didn't make him feel ANYTHING, not heat, not hotness, not anything!!!

while the other one slid up his chest to find the nipples that were already hard and sensitive. Tala's own cock was tightly pressed against Kai's ass and when Kai wiggled wantonly, Tala couldn't help but gasp and bite his shoulder.

Ian rolled his eyes.

"FUCK him already!"

Kai's eyes snapped to him and the boy growled and reached for the bag with books that was in Bryan's too loose hands as the other was staring at the screen still and Kai didn't throw one, but three books and almost wanted to smirk satisfied at the whining.

"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!" Damn… did Ian HAVE to make this even more embarrassing?!

Kai reached for Bryan's cock and stroked it firmly, enjoying the feel of smooth skin in his hand. The noblemen who raised him might have made him believe that this wasn't right, but he had it in himself for far too long, and he was enjoying it immensely now as Bryan's and his own moans mingled in their connected mouth.

Kai gulped down, closing his eyes. No… this wasn't happening. This was just a nightmare… a real nightmare and he'll wake up anytime now.

He dared to open his eyes again – but the text was still there and it started moving slowly.

Bryan lay down, pulling Kai and Tala down on him and buried his fingers in Kai's hair. It felt so silky, so good, so familiar to finally hold him like this, like they had held each other before all those years, before they were separated, the awkwardness of boys' moves replaced by the confidence of adult men. Tala leaned over Kai's shoulder to kiss Bryan and Kai's lips travelled to that delicious place on Bryan's skin where his neck and shoulder connected, all of their moves perfectly synchronised even after all that time, and Kai ground his hips against Bryan's, making the older man feel the leather slide against his naked cock. Bryan moaned at that and tossed his head back in pleasure

Ian blinked.

"Wait… so BRYAN is the submissive one?"

Spencer sighed putting his hand over his lover's mouth. Better make his shut up. Before Bryan would realize what that little prick said.

just as Tala broke their kiss to lean back and push Kai's pants down a bit so that his cock was still covered, but his firm ass was not. Tala's hands ran down Kai's sides slowly as he pressed his lips against Kai's butt,

Tala nodded eagerly. Oh he WOULD if only Kai allowed him…

gliding towards his opening, and he sighed when he felt Kai's flesh convulsing against his tongue. He pushed his tongue deeper, loosening Kai and preparing him for what was to come, and Kai pushed back against his mouth as his hips moved in time with Bryan's, meeting the older man's erection.

Bryan sighed… and dared to look at Kai – and sighed again. Okay… The wide scared look OBVIOUSLY the boy wasn't prepared for them taking him in some back room and have their way with him. Damn. Right now it would help relieving the tension, Bryan was beginning to feel.

The leather on skin wasn't enough anymore and Bryan's hand stopped Kai's movements, untying his pants and pushing them as far down as Bryan could reach. Tala eagerly helped with that and Kai found himself suddenly pushed to the bed, his pants and boots taken off for him, and two pairs of hungry eyes observed him as wild animals did their prey.

"They do even when he isn't naked." Ian muttered and Tala growled.

"Don't be jealous. You have Spencer."

But he didn't feel scared or unsure about anything and his own eyes met the other ones with the same intensity and heat.

Well, Tala's and Bryan's gazes were heated, Spencer noted, DEFINITELY heated and much more… just shame that Kai's was one of a little animal trapped against the wall with dozen's of bloodthirsty hunters around him. Well… they'll have to work on that.

Tala went up for a dominance fight with their tongues which Kai was just all too happy to lose but that didn't prevent him for fighting back nonetheless, and his nails scratched red pathways down Tala's back when he suddenly felt mouth on his cock, Bryan's mouth, sliding down and sucking tightly, his teeth carefully covered with his lips to give pure pleasure without any pain.

At that Kai jumped. And he would bold out of the room – if Dickenson didn't make sure to lock the door before. Damned Dickenson. Kai was SO going to kill him. A SLOW, PAINFUL death.

'Yeah,' his mind agreed, 'just thing about killing Dickenson… not about the fiction.'

Kai squirmed again. Damn and that blush didn't seem to get off of his face.

"Not... longer..." Kai whimpered breathlessly when he lost the dominance-battle as expected and gripped Tala's buttock as Bryan pushed his tongue against the slit at the head of Kai's cock, making him see stars.

"No oil here," Tala breathed incoherently

Ian winced.

"Ouch… poor Kai."

over Kai's chest as he licked it and Kai brought Tala's hand to his lips, licking just one finger provocatively and then sucking at three fingers, coating them with as much saliva as he could. When he was done, Tala didn't hesitate to push one finger into Kai's opening and wiggled it, stretching Kai and making him groan in pleasure when he found that one special place inside him. Soon, he added another finger, and Bryan raised his head, which made Kai whimper at the loss of that perfect sensation.

Kai gaped. Was THAT what one had to let the other do while… sex?! Of course he knew there was done SOMETHING, but reading THIS… no way he would ANYONE ever get to his ass. He really didn't desire having ANYONE'S fingers shoved up there. How could it even?! That was…. Not possible. For fuck's sake his body surely wasn't modified for something like that… right?

Bryan's passionate gaze held Kai's eyes as the older man licked his own index finger, sucking at it (and the mere sight was enough for Kai to silently wish for more of that). He brought his hand down and pushed his wet finger in with Tala's other two, the rest of his hand gripping Tala's hand to synchronise their movements as their entwined fingers slowly slid out of Kai and then back in.

Tala couldn't stop the moan coming from his mouth – and winced in the next moment when Kai turned and glared at him. But it wasn't as scary as it could be, because the flush on younger boy's cheeks was too beautiful, too nice, too funny to make the death glare that horrifying.

Kai already saw and felt stars at that, but didn't protest when the fingers withdrew to be replaced by something thicker and smoother which slammed into Kai without further questions.

Oh yeah, the pain was there,

Kai flinched again. Pain? PAIN?! Of course there was pain, why was there pain? Okay, Kai had his share of pain in the past… but that didn't mean he liked it. He blinked… what the… did that mean that the people who had sex were all… masochist? He threw suspicious glances at his teammates. Was he the only normal member of their team?!

… okay that was a bad question, of COURSE he was, but… was he the only NO-masochist member too?

but Kai hadn't felt so complete in ten years since he had left them, never so good as when his thighs squeezed Bryan's waist and urged him to go faster, deeper, far into Kai's mind where he would engrave this moment so that nothing in this world would make him forget them ever again.

Kai DOUBTED that. REALLY doubted. Because, really, having his ass object free was surely much more better feeling than having someone's… part of body shoved up there… owch…

But Bryan didn't accept Kai's pleas for more, he moved hellishly slowly even if his own balls threatened to burst at the tension that was already built up inside him. Instead, he controlled his body using the last straws of his will when he saw Tala licking his own fingers and pushing them between his own legs, his deep blue eyes squeezed shut as he was obviously trying not to come either when he prepared himself, far less carefully and much more quickly than he prepared Kai.

Kai felt a pang of satisfaction at that… at least he wasn't going to be the only one tortured there… hah. He looked over at Tala, but the other boy was staring at the screen, a bit breathless, but he was licking his lips… and didn't seem uncomfortable at all.

Damn.

"Come," Tala's whisper caressed Bryan's ear along with a short lick and a bite, and Bryan pulled out, using that little while to control himself and fight down the tension at least a little bit.

Kai moaned at the loss of the deliciously hard cock that filled him until now, but was quickly forced to gasp when Tala settled between his legs and thrust into him, his cock a bit thinner, but longer and more curved upwards which enabled Tala to find Kai's prostate in just a second and Kai cried out loudly when his vision blackened for a moment, his hand clutching the sheets under him tightly and the other one around Tala's neck, bringing him closer and deeper with all his might.

Tala couldn't help himself – his hand moved to his lap, squeezing shortly there and he looked at Kai – who had the expression of 'EEEEWWW… pull that OUT of me please' written all over his face. And Tala sighed. No the squeezing wasn't needed anymore.

…not in the moment at least.

Tala stopped moving for just a second, breathing heavily and he winced slightly when Bryan pressed into him slowly, the head of his erection spreading Tala and Bryan tried to be patient and let Tala adjust, but then Kai squirmed for more friction and Tala's ass tightened around Bryan and he wasn't able to be considerate anymore. He drove into Tala's body, his eyes squeezed tightly at the familiar sensation that washed over him, and his body leaned forwards to feel Tala's hot skin under him. Bryan's hands came to rest on the undersides of Kai's thighs, massaging lightly as his fingers dug into Kai's muscles when he slowly pulled out and then plunged back into Tala's willing body that shuddered with the force of Bryan's movements and then started moving too, making Kai call out something unintelligible and loud.

Kai was trembling slightly as he hung his head down. Okay… he OFFICIALY wasn't letting Tala and Bryan touch him. He wasn't letting ANYONE touch him.

They moved in perfect synchronisation, their gasps and moans hanging in the atmosphere heavy with love and lust and trust that they all felt as they were connected with each other, both physically and mentally now, each of them making the other one mad with passion with every move.

Bryan lifted an eyebrow and seated himself a little more comfortably as he licked his lips – not a bad mental image… not at all. Now how to just get Kai to do something like this? After this fiction he will DEFINITELY think about it… about how it would really be, how it would feel… and Bryan was SURE he will come to them. Sooner or later. The question is just what will he want. To relieve this thing or… the same thing Tala and Bryan want.

Kai's fingers came to grasp Bryan's hair instead of the sheets as he felt like he was going to explode, the shudders racking through his whole body making both Tala and Bryan speed up and Tala pushed his hand inbetween their bodies, squeezing Kai's cock just as he came violently over their stomachs with a loud abandoned cry.

Bryan came just a second later, when Kai leaned over Tala's shoulder and licked the tiny droplets of sweat off his forehead before he kissed him gently and yet intensely, and Bryan bit Kai's lower lip as he tried to muffle his own cry of ecstasy as he spilled into Tala, pressed tightly against the redhead's back. Then he slipped out of Tala and rolled off him to lie down next to Kai, who turned his head and smiled at Bryan, warmly, gently and lovingly, and Tala's heavy pants echoed above them as Bryan leaned over to brush his lips against Kai's in an understanding soft kiss.

Ian blinked.

" Wait… Kai and Bryan both came? Now who would've thought that TALA would be the one to hold it the longest?"

Tala glared.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Weeeelll…"

Tala glared harder.

Kai was too busy gaping and blushing to even ask WHERE he came… or whatever else Ian meant.

Then, Tala moaned and Bryan turned his head to him too, and Tala's lips were trembling, but still demanding and fierce when they claimed Bryan's own in a searing kiss as Tala came and then collapsed on Kai's chest, trying to catch his breath.

Kai's hand tangled in the mass of sweat-soaked red hair and he smiled, his breath catching in Tala's hair when he whispered:

"Sorry it took me so long."

Ian shrugged.

"Don't worry. It's better when it takes longer – the end is more pleasurable."

Kai turned his head, and gaped at Ian for a moment before turning back and staring at the screen.

He felt Tala's grin against his chest long with the redhead's heavy pants as his heartbeat slowed down gradually.

"What matters is that you remembered," Bryan muttered and snuggled closer to Kai, his actions soon imitated by Tala when the pirate captain regained his breath and lay down at Kai's other side, his arm draped over the former Colonel's chest.

Colonel Kai Hiwatari had never slept so peacefully in his life as Phoenix did that night with two warm bodies pressed against him and two hot hearts beating in rhythm with his own.

Kai squirmed, looking at the screen. The blush wasn't THAT noticeable anymore, for what he was pretty thankful and he bit his lip. That whole thing seemed… intense. Hot… and warm and… just a little bit… interesting.

… would it really be like that to just sleep with them after they would do that? Would he really sleep so peacefully, would their heart really beat the same? Kai didn't know why… but in the back of his mind was shining a big bright 'yes'.

…but… those SCARY parts…

"So, how did you find me?" Kai asked over his breakfast.

"We knew where you were all this time, we just needed an opportunity to snatch you away," Bryan grinned at him and Kai suddenly felt a pang of self-conscious guilt at the fact that they really must have know about him. After all, he had spent last ten years trying to annihilate people like them, the pirates, the ones who were just disturbing the peace of Sela islands in the eyes of General Balkov and his subordinates.

"Poor Kai." Ian muttered bored. Where was the ACTION?!

And in fact it was all false, the General was the one who was a traitor all along and the rough estimate of how many pirates his commanders had killed or imprisoned unfairly for trying to suppress Balkov's tyrannous rule… it made Kai feel sick and he pushed his plate away.

Tala gave him a questioning look, then understood his friend's thoughts without words and put his hand on Kai's reassuringly.

"Don't worry. What matters is what you will do from now on."

"Like for example, sharing bed with them every night." The smallest boy leered and Kai rolled his eyes.

"Any suggestions?" Kai asked bitingly as he wondered what he could possibly do that would erase his previous actions. Actions of ten years, actions of blind obedience to someone who didn't deserve it.

"Actually, yes," Bryan looked up from his own plate and set his spoon down. They exchanged looks with Tala, looks that spoke volumes and were understood immediately by both, making Kai slightly afraid of what they were going to say.

"I know I know!" Ian jumped in his seat. "'We want another go'." He muttered in what HE thought was a perfect imitation of Bryan's voice as the others just rolled their eyes.

"You don't have to do it," Tala said, still looking at Bryan but Kai was sure that the words were addressed to him.

Ian smirked.

"Don't worry. He will. What's the pain in the ass in comparison to the pleasure?"

"I can always kick your ass and trust me, you won't feel ANY pleasure there." Bryan growled darkly and Ian whimpered.

"You saw the proof of what Boris was doing these last years," Bryan started slowly, choosing words carefully. When Kai nodded, he continued. "We've been fighting him for several years, but now he's searching for us because we took you, his most prized Colonel, away. And he's afraid of us, because he knows that we KNOW. And that we can prove it. That's why he'll be searching for us."

Tala blinked.

"'he knows that we KNOW'. Why does it remind me on that Friends episode – 'but they don't know that we know that they know that we know that they know?'"

Kai lifted an eyebrow… and then shook his head, deciding not to ask.

Kai nodded with a dark look on his face. He knew just what Boris Balkov was capable of doing in order to cover his deeds.

"You want to fight him?" Kai asked, looking from Tala to Bryan and back, unable to comprehend why they were making so much fuss about something like that. It was just natural that they'd fight back, that they'd want to protect themselves and probably go to the Sela Court with the evidence they gathered…

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"More like kill him."

"We want to kill him," Tala answered the questions in Kai's mind, his eyes down to the table in front of him as if it was making it all seem less horrible, less true if he didn't look at Kai.

The gray haired boy smirked.

"You… want… what?" Kai blinked several times before the message got to his brain completely. "Are you nuts? He's guarded better than national treasure and he'll be extra cautious now that I'm with you."

"He doesn't know that," Bryan didn't look at Kai either, and it was frustrating the Phoenix a lot. Especially when something finally settled in his brain. Something that his friends and lovers needed him to do but were both too ashamed to ask directly.

"I'm still betting on another go." Ian muttered and Spencer chuckled quietly. He didn't believe Bryan and Tala when they told him that Ian was too much of a pervert… but now with these readings. He wasn't so sure anymore.

But hey… it was cute in that Ian-like way.

"You want me to kill him?"

Finally, ocean-blue eyes met the crimson ones with a silent plea in them.

"We thought about it, and it seems the only way we can succeed. As you already pointed out, he's careful about letting his guard down. And going to the officials won't do any good while he's alive and can bribe anyone to submit to his will."

Spencer blinked.

"Wait… so that whole love scene before was only to make Kai kill Balkov?"

Kai turned to glare at Bryan and Tala and Bryan sighed. Damn… Spencer could sometimes shut up too.

Oh yeah, Kai understood. And he knew he'd do it, but that didn't mean he liked it any better.

"It's still a murder," he said weakly, Tala's warm palm over his hand suddenly almost too hot.

"We know," Bryan said, his voice almost inaudible, and leaned back in his chair, sighing softly.

"Wait… so I have a problem with killing Boris?" Kai raised an eyebrow.

"Look, Phoenix, we won't make you do it, we won't say there's no other way because there is…"

"…it's just that the other options are almost surely deemed to failure," Kai finished Bryan's sentence and looked at the table, as if the answers of the whole universe were written in the worn-out wood. As if it could make Kai believe in himself enough to not feel so bad about it all.

Bryan sighed as he put his hand over Kai's, squeezed it and grinned.

"Trust me, you don't need to feel bad about that."

Kai grinned and rolled his eyes… and pulled his hand away from Bryan's. He was NOT letting them touch him… NOT.

"I'll do it," he said, even though he was sure both Falcon and Wolf understood that even without him spelling it out for them. But saying it out loud somehow made it feel more final, more real to Kai and he needed all the assurance he could get now.

"Assurance for killing Boris?" Tala lifted an eyebrow. "I would do it thankfully."

Just like Tala and Bryan said, it was all too easy to get into General's office under a pretense of escaping the pirates and returning back "home".

"So you came back?" General Balkov sneered over his shoulder when he saw that the stray sheep returned back to the herd.

Kai frowned.

"I don't want to be Boris' sheep."

"Yeah," Tala nodded, "with him you can't be sure if he's not a zoophile."

"Yeah," Kai nodded and didn't even bother now to fake the respect he hadn't felt for this man since he had seen the evidence of his true self, since he had remembered what life was he forced to live as a kid because of this very man.

Spencer sighed. Really, that was pretty accurate fact to… their joined hatred towards the man, because of what he forced their lives to be like. Even Kai hated Boris with passion and he didn't spend as much time in Abbey as the rest of them did.

Boris' eyes widened in shock at the lack of honorifics… and, as Kai noticed without any amusement or satisfaction, fear. The old man growled and reached to his waist for his gun, the quick movement of his hand was supposed to end it all…

Kai growled.

"Whatever. If killing me will end this fiction, bring it here, old fucker." Whatever. The insurance of not more perverted stuff was worth his fiction alike death.

…if Kai weren't faster.

Damn… Not such luck.

He didn't hesitate to pull the trigger and when blood splattered all across the General's table, he didn't even blink. He didn't feel anything but emptiness as he watched life leave Boris Balkov's eyes, and when he turned to leave, he didn't feel any regrets, no regrets at all about not killing the tyrant sooner or about doing it at all.

Ian blinked.

"He didn't feel anything as he watched Boris die? What about the joy? Happiness? Mirth? Pleasure?" The boy frowned, before looking over at Kai. "You're weird."

Kai shrugged.

"It's not me."

A weird sensation washed over him as he left the General's office. He felt freedom, true sensation of being able to do anything he wanted right now, not being commanded by anyone except his feelings for now…

Spencer chuckled. Feelings. Kai… that was almost as hilarious as putting Bryan and feelings in the same sentence before. Really, this girl had OBVIOUSLY a sense of humor.

And then, a pang of fear mingled with all that when he saw Bryan running towards him, panic contorting his face into a grimace Kai didn't remember ever seeing on Falcon's face.

Ian sighed.

"Owch… somebody must have stepped on his poor – OW! Bryan!"

Bryan glared.

"You DIDN'T want to finish it."

Ian pouted.

"… I was going to say… beyblade."

Bryan smirked.

Falcon was always composed, collected, the one to calm Wolf and Phoenix down when they became too excited about something… and now, he was panicking.

Kai wasn't even able to ask what happened as he ran towards Bryan. The older man gripped Kai's arms painfully and his voice shook when he replied to an unsaid question.

"'I'll be impotent from now on, Kai!' OW! Bryan!" Ian winced. "Can't you take a joke?"

Bryan didn't answer, just pulled out another book from the bag and Spencer sighed. Okay, it seemed that instead of going home after today's reading he and Ian will have to go to the hospital after all. Damn that Blitzkrieg nature.

"It's Tala… he bought it…"

Kai felt all blood drench from his face as he ran with Bryan, Falcon leading him through the corridors of the Sela fortress.

"Wolf," Kai whispered as he fell to his knees next to Tala and took him into his arms, settling him to lean against his chest.

"Awwww that's so… romantic." Ian muttered with a grimace on his face. "Really when Tala is going to die, just kill him. Without the drama around, please."

Tala glared and Ian stuck out his tongue at him. Whatever. TALA didn't have the books. Hehe.

"I'm fine," Tala muttered hoarsely and Kai winced when he looked down his friend's body to see his leg in a puddle of blood that was spreading too quickly.

"We'll get you out of here… I promise…" Kai mumbled incoherently to Tala as Bryan lifted the redheaded captain, suddenly looking so very vulnerable and small in Bryan's arms, and Kai suddenly felt fear except the emptiness, the hollow places inside his soul filled with terror.

Kai frowned. Okay maybe it was a fiction, but he didn't like the thought of hurt Tala. He squirmed in his place and blinked when Tala's hand was suddenly on his tight and squeezing and the boy was smiling at him softly. And for once, Kai didn't pull away, because at the touch wasn't anything… perverted or sexual, it was only a way to calm him down. As if Tala read his mind. So Kai allowed himself to smile back a little, before looking back to the screen.

No, Tala couldn't die, he just couldn't… not when they were reunited again… not now… not like this… not because of one stupid shot that accidentally got his artery… no…

For the first time in so long, Kai felt tears coming out of his eyes as he whispered silent promises and pleas to all gods known and unknown into Tala's hair as they hurried back to the ship, passing dead bodies of soldiers that were unlucky enough to cross the path of one very, very distressed grey-haired pirate.

Ian frowned.

"To the tears… I have a question. When you cry, are your tears red?" The small boy asked turning to Kai and the other boy lifted an eyebrow. What the… fuck?

"No."

"oh…" Ian shrugged. "Okay I just read that somewhere… in some other fanfiction probably."

Kai nodded and looked away. Really, why would Ian believe stupid things he read in fanfictions anyway-

"You READ those things?!" Kai asked, his head snapping back to Ian and the boy just shrugged.

"Only when I look for some… new ideas."

Okay… Kai DIDN'T want to understand that. Really didn't.

Please, gods, don't let him go away now…

Kai sighed.

"The end? Please?"

Bryan rolled his eyes.

"You WISH."

Kai frowned into the depths of the wide ocean. The colour was just that crystal-clear blue that reminded him of Wolf's eyes, and Kai sighed heavily. He didn't cry – he knew that crying wouldn't help anything, but still, his chest felt heavy as he watched the aquamarine water glitter with energy.

Tala was always annoyingly energetic too, his eyes sparkling like the waves right now, and Kai heaved another sigh.

Tala rolled his eyes.

"So I'm dead. Great. Why is it ALWAYS me?!"

Ian rolled his eyes.

"It's not. And it could be worse. I think I read a fanfiction somewhere where Kai wanted to kill himself because Tyson didn't love him."

Tala, Bryan and Kai stared and Spencer lifted an eyebrow.

"And why are you reading stuff like that with Kai and Tyson?"

Ian grinned and shrugged.

Bryan's hand squeezed his shoulder and he touched the long fingers, looking around to meet the emerald eyes.

"Don't be so gloomy," Bryan reprimanded him softly and leaned down, touching Kai's lips with his own, and then brought his hand up, caressing Kai's cheek.

"It's not that bad."

Tala gaped.

"I DIED and it's NOT so BAD?! THANK YOU!"

Bryan grinned.

"Don't be like that. It's a fiction Tala, not you."

"I know," Kai sighed. He knew, it could have been so much worse, they could've all been dead, the plan could have failed and Boris could still live... "I know..." he whispered, and didn't need to explain. He knew that Bryan knew how he felt even without words, he knew that Falcon felt the same regret and guilt as he did...

"At least you feel guilty." Tala muttered glaring at the screen. So NOT fair. No more action for him…

"Who died?"

They both turned around and smiles crossed their faces immediately when a certain redhead showed up in the doorway and leaned heavily against the doorframe.

Bryan lifted an eyebrow.

"… wait he's NOT dead?"

Tala glared.

"Why do you sound so disappointed?"

Sure, the Blitzkrieg's Captain had to endure a lot during the last two days when they were trying to keep him alive by all means possible – ALL means – but he was alive, and that mattered most.

"Yeah," Bryan rolled his eyes, "or more like the powers the fan girls posses of making some of the character awfully goddmoding was used there."

Tala's eyebrow twitched.

"There is STILL that disappointment."

Bryan shrugged.

"Sorry."

"You should lie down, you're still not healed," Kai reprimanded him sternly, when in fact he wanted to carry Tala back to the bed and tie him up there - the redhead had strictly refused to be a 'lazy, useless piece of crap' any longer than strictly necessary.

Kai rolled his eyes.

"At LEAST in a fiction."

The redhead frowned.

"What do you mean?"

"That you don't help one bit in REAL life, because you are too busy staring at the TV, drooling over some TV characters." It was Bryan who answered him… and Ian who continued.

"Or over Kai."

Tala pouted.

"I'm not THAT bad."

Spencer sighed and decided NOT to comment.

Which, in Tala's view, meant 'until I'm able to stand up on my own without fainting from blood loss'.

The standing-up-on-his-own part was still pretty questionable with Tala, but he frowned at Kai nonetheless.

"I'm not dead. And it almost doesn't bleed now."

"Almost is the keyword there," Bryan growled at Tala, frustrated, and came to his side to support him if his one leg couldn't carry all the weight.

Ian frowned and grinned.

"You know… Tala without leg doesn't need to be that bad." When Kai lifted an eyebrow Ian beamed.

"He would be the submissive in bed always."

Bryan chuckled and Tala glared. The moment he'll get his hands on the bag…

"I feel sorry for that poor leg of yours. I bet it wishes now that it had been cut off instead of the other one," Bryan smirked at Tala when the redhead stuck out his tongue at him for the 'almost' comment.

Tala just pouted.

"At least I get to be a full-fledged pirate from now on."

Tala blinked.

"But it would be cool." When Kai looked at him questioningly, he continued.

"To be a pirate. I could be like Jack Sparrow! SO HOT!"

Bryan rolled his eyes. Yeah… Tala and TV… BAD combination.

At their questioning looks, he winked:

"I'm getting a peg leg that will kick ass."

"Please, get a talking parrot, too," Kai rolled his eyes at that comment, and felt killing urge rising in him when Tala raised an eyebrow at him, eyeing both of them pointedly.

"What for? I already have two."

Kai and Bryan gaped before they turned to glare at Tala, who was smiling nervously, while Ian was too busy laughing his ass off.

"…not me?"

The End

A/N: Yeah. I KNOW that the plot is rushed. I know that the plot is lame. I know that the plot is barely there. But the main point of the whole story was the threesome, so sorry for the lack of any sufficient plot twists X'3

Ian grinned as he brushed the tears of laughter from his eyes.

"Don't be so hard on yourself. It was pretty good. With ACTION… and almost dying Tala." He grinned and chuckled when the redhead glared at him and dove for Bryan's bag with books.

"Give me one, I'm going to kill HIM!!!"

Bryan grinned evilly.

"You'll have to share. I'm going to kill him too for all those comments."

Ian winced and hid behind Spencer who held up his hands.

"Now, now… try to calm down. And look deep inside yourself Very, VERY deep. He is your friend, you love him like a brother. Now do you still want to hurt him?"

The look Tala and Bryan were giving him, said that YES, they DID want to kill him and then kick into his corpse for few more minutes and that they didn't care one bit for their any -almost – possible -relations.

… Ian's only luck was that the door unlocked in that moment and he was free to fled out.

***

Tala and Bryan shared a look when Kai STILL didn't return from the bathroom when he disappeared half an hour before. Oookay… maybe their happiness through the fic wasn't a good idea. Tala sighed.

"What do you think he's doing there?" The redhead asked squirming in his seat uncomfortably and pushing the fries around on his plate.

"Not something YOU would do there, I'm sure." Was Bryan's snappy answer before he rolled his eyes and sighed. "Probably talking with Miguel." When redhead's eyes widened and he looked around, Bryan added: "Via cell."

"Oh." Tala nodded and opened his mouth to ask another question, when the door to the bathroom opened and Kai stepped back to the restaurant, letting his phone drop to his pocket as Tala and Bryan shared a look, before looking back at the bladeing enigma as he sat down opposite them and glared.

"What is that act of yours supposed to mean?" Tala flinched at the coldness in Kai's voice. The one that the smaller teen used ONLY with enemies and Tala didn't like the thought of THEM being anything CLOSE to enemies for Kai. But before he could open his mouth, Bryan did.

"There is no act. We told you we liked you."

Kai rolled his eyes.

"Yeah after MOLESTING me."

Tala grinned innocently.

"Actually I think we told you BEFORE… the whole molesting deal." Tala's grin fell a bit at Kai's glare and the redhead gulped down.

"That means… you want to… do those things like in the… fiction with me?" The bluenette asked, still glaring, though THE glare wasn't so threatening anymore, seeing that almost sweet blush started to appear on said boys cheeks – it was almost like when they were kids again and Tala had hard time not to go all 'aaaaawwww' at Kai – he was sure Kai wouldn't like that.

"Yes," Bryan nodded and Kai's glare hardened as he looked at the oldest boy, "we want to do that and much more." Kai's hand was gripping the table by the time Bryan's last words came out, his knuckles turning white and the boy opened his mouth – just to have Bryan hurriedly interrupting anything he'd like to say.

"BUT also much less. Whatever you're going to allow us – and on your time, of course."

At that Kai blinked… and his hands let go of the table as he looked down. Okay… that didn't seem like Bryan and Tala only wanted a 'one go' like Ian said to him yesterday it almost sounded like a…

"…relationship?"

At that Tala grinned and nodded – Kai was FINALLY getting their point.

"Yeah."

Okay… that was SERIOUSLY new information. Relationship. With Tala and Bryan. HE. … and Kai noted, surprised, that MAYBE if they managed not to kill each other… MAYBE the 'relationship' thing could work.

"I need to think." He muttered as he stood up and felt, more than saw Bryan and Tala nodding.

"Okay…" Tala muttered but it didn't sound like his happy-self at all, it was more worried and when Kai looked up he noticed that both Russians were looking anywhere but at him.

He sighed, marched to the two and after a second of hesitation pecked both of them on the lips, before turning away.

"I just… need to think. I'll meet you tomorrow at readings." He muttered, frown and a light blush on his face as he ran- no… not RAN, Hiwatari's DON'T run… he just … walked away quickly than he would normally, pulling his cell out on the way to the door. He needed taxi.

***

Bryan and Tala gaped, staring after Kai until the boy's back disappeared behind the door before looking at each other.

Tala blinked as his hand touched his lips – okay it wasn't much of a kiss, but KAI kissed(okay, pecked) him on his OWN! And THAT counted.

"What the…"

Bryan blinked as well, confused for a second before smirking.

"I think that meant we didn't fuck up."

Tala grinned as well.

"Well… at least not yet." And the redhead winced when Bryan smacked him over the head.

A/N: Well that's all for now. Thanks again to IanPhilippe for letting me use her Icehot, and you people… go on and review to her work as well! I'm sure she deserves it seeing how crazy she is because of the reviews X3

And one more thanks to my beloved reviewers.

Rapunzelle, CaptainKai07869, Shyki, Darial Kuznetsova, kris the ninja pirate, chocolatexloverx16, marishka91, IloveKaiHiwatari, BurningWhiteTwilight (you really scared me with that nameXD), IanPhilippe, UNYSEDIRATA, pinkjasmin90.

I'm sorry if I didn't write a reply to all of you guys, but I was kinda busy with … problems with my life. Yeah, my mother managed to disown me once againXD.

Oh and the next chapter will be a fiction from chocolatexloverx16.

Okay, so… like it? Not? Am I really loosing my touch? Let me know please.

And next chapter should be up next weekend.

See you then, … friends XD !