Lexi: Oiii! I am tired of getting sick! Once again I am home alone with nothing better to do than type a new chapter... and listen to all my weird music :D My throat hurts and I feel like I am dying once again XP not many new ideas for the story so this might just be fluff and not story plot stuff. Since everyone was complaining bout the last chapter... I know it sucked!

Ed: You can say that again!

Lexi: SHUT IT BLONDIE!

Ed: Excuse me? You are more blonde than I am! Your hair is practically yellow!

Lexi: Wanna say that to my face? The nickname "sunshine" has nothing to do with my personality!

Roy: Damnit you two break it up! I am sick and tired of all this fighting! X( *growls*

Lexi: Eh... okay, I'm scared now.

Ed: Me too... Truce?

Lexi: What the hell *shrugs shoulders* Truce!

Roy: Disclaimer: Lexi owns no characters or anything in FMA.

Ed: Story time now?

Lexi: Yes, Ed, story time!

Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be.

As Roy woke up, he felt something warm against his chest and looked up. Edward was lying on him, clothes astray and blanket haphazardly draped over the both of them.

Mustang suddenly remembered it was a school day and dared to take a look at the clock. The time read 6:35 AM. He breathed a sigh of relief. School started at 8:05 and Roy had to be there at 7:15 since he was a teacher. That left less than 40 minutes to get ready.

Roy shook Ed as gently as he could, knowing he still had injuries.

"Hmmmm?" a tired Edward mumbled.

"You have school today, Ed," He replied.

"Ughhhh... do I have to go? I feel like hell."

"No, you can stay home and sleep. But, I have to go to work."

"Okay," Ed said sleepily. There was a few second pause before Roy said anything.

"Ummmm Edward?"

"Yeah?" he questioned tiredly.

"I can't get ready with you on me," Roy stated with a laugh.

"Oh, yeah, I guess you can't," Edward said with a small blush and a yawn as he carefully got off the older man, slightly wincing at his injuries.

"Should I even ask how you managed to sneak in here last night?"

"No, you probably shouldn't. I couldn't sleep and when I slept by you last time I didn't have nightmares. So, I figured it was worth a try. You didn't seem to mind anyways," he said with a smile.

"Never said I did," Roy replied, giving Ed a quick peck on the cheek, leaving him a lovely shade of red, before walking down the hall to his bedroom.

He picked out a white dress shirt and black jeans and put them on in a rush. Running down the stairs and pressing the button to make coffee. Roy had to be at work in 20 minutes and still hadn't eaten breakfast. Hearing a metallic clank, he looked over to see Edward holding out a plate of food to him.

"How did you-?" Roy began.

"No questions," Edward smirked.

"Thanks, Edo."

"No problem, I'm used to making my own food. You seemed to be in a rush, so I thought it might help. I have to pay you back somehow for all you're doing for my brother and I."

"Edward, you don't need to pay me back for anything. I took you guys in because I wanted to."

"Equivalent exchange applies to everything in my opinion. And I'm doing this because I want to," he countered.

"I guess there's no arguing with you-"

"No, there really isn't," he interrupted

"You're just too stubborn," Roy finished with a half sigh.

"Hey! I am not stubborn!" Edward said in a very stubborn way.

"Heh, I'm kidding Ed. You're perfect the way you are," Roy whispered the last part, noticing the extra person.

"Good morning?" Al said, not realizing what he was walking in on.

"Morning, Alphonse. Are you ready for school? Edward's going to stay home, but I can drive you," Roy said.

"Yeah, sure," he replied grabbin his backpack.

"Let me just grab my keys. Meet me by the car."

Alphonse nodded and went out the door.

"I'll see you later, alright? Don't get into trouble, you can entertain yourself with anything you can find here. The library is upstairs and T.V. is in the living room," Roy said.

"Bye," Edward replied, already making plans with the library.

Roy leaned down and gathered Ed's lips into a reassuring kiss. Edward reacted quickly to this and wrapped his arms around the older man's waist. Roy put his hands behind Edward's neck and pulled him further into his own personal heaven.

A cough was heard behind them and they broke apart and both looked around. "Ummmm... am I interrupting something?" Alphonse asked, his face flushed.

Edward's eyes nearly fell out of his head when he realized what his baby brother had caught them doing. And Roy turned an interesting combination of pink and red from embarrassment.

(Edited: 1/15/10)

(Final Edit: 1/11/11)

Lexi: Hahah! I love all of the awkward scenes! They make me feel more powerful as an authorness! Originally Al was supposed to walk in on them *cough cough* having sex. But I just wasn't in a lemon writing mood. Yes, there is a mood for that, surprisingly enough! ^_^

Ed: That was just plain cruel! My brother didn't need to see that!

Al: My virgin eyes have been tainted!

Roy: Uhhhhh... is he supposed to be here? So, now Ed and I aren't the only ones who talk at the bottom anymore?

Lexi: Eh, no. He's what we like to call a, "guest appearence" which means he won't be in every one.

Ed: Fuck, you are confusing!

Lexi: That may be so... but I am awesome!

Roy: Random...

Lexi: Hellz yeah!

Ed: How many reviews this time your-majesty?

Lexi: Hmmm how bout we get up to 145, or 150 reviews if you want it sooner? This is like the first time in a while where I did two chapters in one week! Although when I first started out on this site some of my stories were updated like 3 or 4 times in one day XD I had no life!

Roy: Fanfic steals your life!

Lexi: Yeah, but we don't exactly complain!

Ed: Well good bye's peeps! We shall see you in a few reviews!

Lexi: NO WAIT! I FORGOT SOMETHING! I went back and edited every chapter (and keep doing that). So a lot of stuff changed... please don't be pissed but I only did it so stuff fit in better. One example is Honor's Algebra is now AP Calculus.

Are you happy now, all of you correcting idiots? If you really want to understand I suggest re-reading them. But, if you don't, I don't think you will be too confused. I am continually re-editing these so it will probably confuse everyone...

Roy: And why did you edit?

Lexi: Because my hair-dye itches and burns and I needed some mindless and boring work to do. Editing fits that category pretty well .

Ed: Now good bye's?

Lexi: Yes, good bye peeps!

Love you all,

XOXO

Lexi