Ruby Gloom
Truth or Dare with the Gloomsville gang!
SG:Welcome back to TNDWRGDKISBMSBBBPVJFLP!
Peter:Someone actually liked that acronym?
SG:Yup,my friend at school.
Peter:Er...okay.
SG:Anyway,we are...YIP!
Iris:What?Is there a taipan?
Vulcan:I thought they can only be spotted in Australia.
(All eyes fall upon Iris who is shuffling her feet nervously)
Iris:Er...yeah,I mean,what kind of person would bring a 3 metre long,dark brown
snake which has the most toxic venom of any terrestrial snake species worldwide?Definetely not a cyclops who was jumping with kangaroos in Australia if that's what you are thinking.
SG:No!I mean...look!
(They say that shadows hold menacing secrets and the darkness that surrounded the perky goth was trying to conceal her horrifying appearance.
She steps out of the shadows to reveal herself)
Everyone:GASP!
Scaredy Bat:Oh!(faints)
(With perfect auburn curls that occurred naturally and caught highlights of the spotlights,she was gorgeous.
Her body was petite and well portioned,curving and flattening in all the right places and she had a smile that expertly balanced an endearing amount of optimism with a warm,kind aura.
It was her dress that ruined everything,her horrible...PINK...dress!)
Ruby:Um...we are supposed to do Dragon Flames' dare after Misery dances the Caramelldansen?
Vulcan:Yeah...
Poe:It is... ...where is Misery?
Len:Yeah,we haven't seen our unlucky friend.
SG:That's another reason why we are here in Skull Boy's room!
SB:What?!I just painted the caboose for my train set!I don't want it to be destroyed!
(Doom Kitty whips her tail at him,arches her back and hisses as a warning sign that she was still giving him the cold shoulder for losing her ball of yarn)
SB:I said sorry!In fact,I will buy you a new ball of yarn to replace the one that I lost!
Doom Kitty:(slumps)
SG:Don't worry!We are going to watch Misery dancing from your room!Oh!I think it is starting!
(The camera zooms into Misery who is
doing the hip swing dance with her hands over her head to imitate rabbit ears,unknowingly causing a hurricane that is
turning everything outside into deadly flying projectiles,including the garage)
Dance to the beat
Wave your hands together
Come feel the heat
Forever and forever
(Everyone watches as they munch on a bowl of caramel popcorn)
Lem:Aw man,there goes our garage.
Frank:At least our instruments are not there!
Scaredy Bat:(He is hiding under a thin blanket)And we are safe!
(A tree whizzes past the skull-shaped window)
Scaredy Bat:Somewhat.(He clutches Mr Buns tightly with a death grip)
Listen and learn
It is time for prancing
Now we are here
We're Caramell dancing
O-o-oa-oa!
(Misery stops dancing.)
(Peter quickly zaps her with a teleporter and in a flash,she is back in the room)
Misery:That was fun.
Ruby:It is nice to see you happy,Misery.
Misery:(she turns to face Ruby.)Yeah,but...YIP!
Ruby:Is it really that bad?
Misery:Well,my great grandmother's sister's best friend's aunt once wore a frilly purple summer dress...so no,it is not that bad.
SG:Okay,enough of this,let's start.
Iris since you are an expert,you might want to give Ruby some tips and check the equipment.
Scaredy:Ruby is so...
Misery:Doomed?
Len:Happy?
Jealousy:Brave?
Frank:Scared?
SB:Going to be saved by one of us?
Vulcan:I think Skull Boy has hit the nail on the head.
Peter:Definitely.
Iris:Ok,I have checked your equipment and they seem to be in good shape.
Remember,never take off your helmet!Never look down!Most of all,have fun!
Just let the cord oscillate up and down until the energy has dissipated.
Ruby:Okay!So,am I ready to go?
Iris:Yup!You can jump now!
(An overwhelming chill rushes down Ruby's spine before she takes a deep breath and jumps.
She could feel an adrenaline rush coming from the free-falling and when the cord stretched and she flew upwards again as the cord is repeated for 5 minutes)
Ruby:This...(plummets down before flying upwards)...makes this dress...(plummets down before flying upwards)...worth wearing...(does a twirl in the air before going down)...yahoo!
Iris:My...oh wait,my line is 'Wahoo!'.It's cool.
Ruby:Phew!(She stops bouncing and everyone immediately reels her in)Can we do that again.
ANGRY MOB:NO!We want Misery to do Irik's dare!
Iris:Irik?That's my twin brother!Not that he's ever met me because our parents...did not see eye to eye with each other.
Ruby:Come on,Iris.A trouble shared is a trouble halved.
Poe:We can talk about this later if you want.
Iris:Yeah,well...(becomes more perky)...come on Misery!You better get into your outfit.
Misery:(The camera focuses on her face at first)I have...(The camera zooms out to show Misery in a sky blue tee shirts emblazoned with yellow hearts and pink jeans that covered up to her ankles)...and I can now feel empathy towards Ruby...
Ruby:If you are going to change your look,wear a smile.
It goes with every style.
Misery:(smiles from ear to ear,shattering the windows.)
SB:Aw...I just polished them!
Misery:(stops smiling)Sorry.
SG:(She is surfing the web for Kids Bop but to no avail.
All she could find on YouTube was Kidz Bop which are remakes of famous songs in their version.)
Er...Irik,could you please be slightly more specific?
Misery:Does that mean I can take this off?
SG:Nope.
We might lose it and we don't have a spare.
Misery:Aw...
SG:Don't worry because now we are doing Lichylichy's dare.
Vulcan and Misery:WHAT?!
Vulcan:How can we not worry?
Misery:We have to kiss!
SG:Would you like to kiss Frank or Len instead?
Misery:Er...
Vulcan:Um...oh,okay!
Misery:At least this is not going viral...whatever that word means.(they kiss each other for 1 second before snapping apart.)
Vulcan:...That was weird.
Misery:Tell me about it.
SG:(giggles)Now,we do the best dare in the romance department!
Frank:Skullby Gloy?
Poe:I beg your pardon?
SB:I built the 'Love at first sight ray' you wanted so much!
Hey!I must be related to a long line of inventors...oh wait,been there,done that!
SG:
(grins impishly as she holds up a thick coil of rope and immediately restrains him to a chair.
Then she snatches the ray away from him
A picture of Ruby is taped to his forehead that hangs over his eyes.
Then,SG zaps him with the ray)
Mwahahaha!Now,Skull Boy is going to fall into shameless love for Ruby...huh?
(An unamused Skull Boy did nothing except glare at SG.
No sudden burst of strength and suddenly snapping the ropes apart as if it was a sheet of aluminum
so he could write rhapsodizing and romantic poetry about eternal and ferocious love.
No serande of how he searched through the mists of time for her.
Nothing romantic.)
Vulcan:Did you read the instructions?
SG:Oh.(skims through it)Er...I followed everything.
It says the ray always works...unless the target has already fallen into shameless love with the subject before being zapped!
Everyone except SB:Aw...Skulls is in love Ruby!
SB:Maybe...!(frowns until Ruby gives him a slight peck on the cheek.)
SG:Humph!Alright,we will do the next part of the dare.
Frank and Len!Do you guys know how to flirt?
Len:Nope.
Frank:I do...
Not that it ever works.
SG:Good.(whispers into their ears)
Frank:What?!
Len:No way!
SG:Way!Now,go!
Frank:Er...hey Ruby!Nice...er...hair.
Len:Did you shampoo it?
Ruby:Er...yes?
(looks at SG who is desperately hoping,scratch that,praying she fufills the next part of the dare.
Ruby takes a hint,assuming that she is supposed to make Skull Boy jealous)
Frank and Len,did I ever tell you how cute you guys are?
Frank:Huh?
Len:Not that I can remember!
(Skull Boy starts to simmer and Vulcan smirks.)
Vulcan:Now you know how I feel.
SB:Humph!I am not!
They are obviously...acting.
Ruby:(pretends to giggle)
Peter:How long do you think these actors are going to do this?
Poe:Until the next chapter I believe!