"Hello everyone," England waved at the camera, "Welcome to the ninth episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman. I'm The Gentleman and this is The Hero." England pointed to The American next to him, who was currently stuffing his face with hamburgers. "Hi-o everyone!" America exclaimed between hamburgers and waved quickly. "Fatass Hero over here couldn't last on his new diet for even a day." The Briton sighed, "Quite sad, is it not?"
America glared at England and threw a wrapped hamburger at him. "Dude, I'm just eating them so they don't go bad while I'm on my diet!" England quirked an eyebrow and threw the hamburger back at America. "You do realise that pigging out before you start the diet will only make it harder to lose weight, right? You're just adding on more weight."
The American waved his hand towards a pile of Flash cards. "Whatever dude, read the first question! We got stormed with them again!" England sighed, reached over, and picked the pile up and began shuffling through them. "Alright," England held onto one card and put the rest down, "Our first card comes from Blacklips, he wrote:"
"You see what you guys get when you assume, all your fans are gals?
But I really would like to be referred to as a woman (That ain't weird is it?)
Gentleman, I'd thought you of all people would like MLP.
So... everyone, how's good are you at Metal Gear Solid? Ever get passed Sniper Wolf? Cause I have an evil idea. *insert evil laugh here*
So Gentleman, on my way to the tulip cave, I couldn't help but see you, the Otaku, and the Lover walk into a strip club. I couldn't get in since I'm underage, but still... dude^.^
I am currently in my cave. Which has collapsed around me. I got 3 days worth of oxygen tanks and food with me. Then I will pass out, and if no one comes to help, I will die. Let's see how long, I'll last ^.^"
"We should really just have people state their gender when sending in questions." England placed the Flash card on the desk, "I don't like it because my Unicorns aren't a big fan. They think it makes them come off as annoying and ignorant creatures. The only decent one is Twilight Sparkle."
America muffled his laugh with a hamburger, "Dude, you really are crazy. You don't like a show because unicorns don't like it." The American shoved the hamburger into his mouth and beat his chest while swallowing it. "Anyways, I never got past Sniper Wolf, dude. I have like, game ADHD. But what's your idea?"
They paused for a few seconds and America spun in his chair with both of his eyebrows raised, "So, you went to a strip club?" England's face flushed and he glared at America, "Bloody git, the frog forced me to go. I also brought The Otaku with me for safety." England glared and America spun back around to face the camera, "Sure he forced you dude. Also, Blacklips, I'll come and save you once the show is over dude!" America punched the air rather excitedly. "Cause I'm the Hero!" England snorted and handed America a flashcard. "Thanks dude," America accepted the Flash card and read it, "This comes from Wolfie! It's another hologram dude! So awesome!" America pressed a button on the card and the Hologram appeared.
"Okay? Are we good to go? FrUK, I need to read the manual for this thing... Oh! OH! Red light! That means we're on again!
Hey again! It's me, from the FUTURE!
Okay, so the Sealand thing didn't happen in the end, that's good because he's mean... apparently the only reason he took over the world was because of, and I quote, "that jerk, England" according to my sources, England locked him in a cupboard for a few hours...anyway!
To Hero: Burger King, McDonald's or KFC?
To Gentlemen: Sorry for upsetting you with my last question, buuuuuuuut i just wanted to know, for upsetting you, i will try and send some scones back in time, but I'm not too sure how well that'll turn out because they might become all...weird...and stuff... anyway, my question to you is, what are your thoughts on the pairings of USUK and FrUK?
Okay, so until next time! See ya!... Okay, how do I turn this thing off? Dammit...BEN! TELL ME HOW TO TURN THIS THING OFF! Oh, wait, I got it..."
"Dude, Gentleman, isn't that child abuse? Locking a kid in a cupboard is seriously cruel!" America poked England's shoulder and England flicked the American's forehead. "I haven't done that," England lowered his voice, "yet." The Briton held back a smirk and the flashcard at the top of the pile began to play another hologram.
"*reading manual* okay, and it should be on... omg, i got it!
So, I'm sending you another hologram message because i forgot to say something...thank you Hero for taking that thing my sister said about me and...toast...off facebook, you really ARE a hero!
Oh, and btw, I has your jacket *spins around and shows the number fifty on the jacket* and by "i have your jacket" I mean the jacket you are wearing this exact moment... heehee, see ya!"
"Bloody hell, how did that one play by itself?" The Briton picked up the flash card and examined it. "Dude, I really don't know. How did Wolfie even get my jacket?" The American leaned over to look at the card with England. "Anyways, dude, I love all three but I'd have to pick McDonalds!" America leaned back and laughed.
England slowly put down the Flash card he had in his hand, "It's alright Wolfie, you don't have to worry about sending any scones." The Englishman smiled at the camera then leaned back in his chair, "Also, my thoughts on USUK and FrUK? I'm not a big fan of either to be quite honest. I don't think the uke role suits me." England smiled devilishly at the camera.
"Dude, do I even want to know what that means?" America tilted his head and spun from side to side in his chair. The Briton shrugged, "Ask Japan tomorrow." America nodded, "Alright, I will. Anyways, thank you and you're welcome Wolfie! It was no problem, and of course I'm your Hero! I'm everyone's Hero!" America smiled, "Now onto our next set of questions! This one comes from Syd, she wrote:"
"Hey guys!
Could you please call of the CIA and M16 guys who came to my house last night and tried to make me 'forget' any knowledge I had of you guys? Because they've been following me, for, like, 8 hours and it's starting to get annoying... Shieza! There they are! Bye guys! You're welcome for the stuff!"
Both stared blankly up at the camera then America raised his hand slightly, "I'll tell them to leave you alone. You're not a threat or anything. Just tell them for now that Alfie said to leave you alone, Syd!" England slightly laughed, "Alfie? Bloody hell, why do you refer to yourself with such ridiculous names?"
America clapped England's back and laughed with him. "You're just jealous 'cause Artie doesn't sound as cool as Alfie!" The Englishman glared at the American then looked up at the camera. "Tell the M16 workers that Mr. Kirkland said to leave you alone." England leaned over and picked up another card, "Thank you Syd, now, this set of questions comes from Hari-Sama, she wrote:"
"... Whatever floats your boat, dude. :P
Anyway, haaaaay˜
About the instrument thing- I think that's cool. I'm in a musical family, so... I'm in concert band in school (where mah awesome French horn comes into play) and jazz band. Oh, and I guess orchestra after school counts, too.
Oh, that reminds me. Ignore the sudden change of subject.
I've been trying to get people to see rap in a different light lately. I mean, even if what they're talking about isn't great, it's what stood out as important to them while they wrote the song! And isn't that what all songwriters do? The music is epic, too! I'll admit- there are some suckish rap songs... But don't most genres have them, too?
Sorry. I encountered some racist pricks today and felt like ranting.
Anywho.
I tried making the Gentleman's scone recipe. It's in the oven. I hope I don't die. :D
I feel like I need to get into Dr. Who, but haven't had the time. Should I make the time? And have either of you guys seen Grey's Anatomy? It's my favorite American show.
˜Hari Sama"
"Dude, Hari-Sama, I Love Rap." America leaned forward onto the desk, "Everyone should start thinking about the effort that went into writing a song before judging it." England nodded in agreement, "There are also quite a few horrible songs in most genres. People shouldn't base their opinion on a genre from one of those songs. But people are rather close-minded these days, aren't they?" England lifted his cup of tea and cupped it in his hands.
"Dude, I hope you don't get food poisoning." America grimaced at the thought of England's scones. "Like really dude, who puts vanilla and sour cream together? That's just sick!" England turned and glared at America, "You bloody love my scones and you know it." America covered his mouth and shook his head violently from side to side, "No way dude!" England sighed then sipped his tea rather quickly.
"Anyways, Hari-Sama, you need to make time and watch Doctor Who. It's a really good show; I think you would really enjoy it. I'm also sorry; I've never seen Grey's Anatomy. I've heard it's pretty good though." The Briton carefully placed his teacup down on the desk and America spun around in his chair, "I've never seen it either, the only things I've been watching lately are My Little Pony and Doctor Who."
"So Hero, you watch Doctor Who yet you don't watch Grey's Anatomy?" England quirked an eyebrow and America glared at him from the side, "Dude, it doesn't mean anything." A slight blush appeared across the American's cheeks, "Thanks Hari-Sama for your questions, please let us know that you're alive, dude!" America quickly picked up another Flash card and handed it over to England, "Here, this is from Vulcan, let's see how the proposal went." England sighed then grabbed the card and read it out loud.
"Oh you guys~ *shakes head and chuckles*
YOU CANNOT DENY L'AMOUR, NON? (i probably spelled dat wrong :/)
Obviously I said yes! Thank you Francis for your sage advice. I DID go with my heart. And now I'm in love! *aahhhh*
(Francey came over last night and set me straight.) NO THANKS TO THE ENGLISH!
My goodness, but you all are invited to my wedding!
(think Sunflowers, lots and lots of sunflowers!)
I'll get you the deeds later!"
"That French bastard!" The Englishman pinched the bridge of his nose, "I knew he was up to no good when he left the club. His French ass went over to go see Vulcan! How did he even get the bloody address? Vulcan, I hope you realise Ivan is psychotic." America leaned over and patted the now fuming England and smiled at the camera, "I hope everything works out well for ya, Vulcan! I can't wait to go to the wedding!" The American exclaimed and picked up another Flash card, "Thanks for filling us in Vulcan, now this comes from Madhatter! She wrote:"
"I love it too! I simply can't put them in order, although personality wise I'm pinkie pie. Rainbow Dash is epic, all of them are. I like Spike he's so cute (mostly because I'm so obsessed with dragons), Anyway, so you're pretting much ok with the fact that even though it's for young girls alot of the fans are teens that's so awesome! That's the Raptor one right? No that's what someone compared with Swarm was going to look like. Looked it up! That looks so fun! I want to go! I keep myself up to date with the rollercoaster world and I really want to go on Ka. Why does America have all the best rollercoasters? No fair! But I do love the English ones too. (sorry I'm rambling)
Oh and Hero: Monster, Relentless or Coke?
AWW gentleman why not? It's unicorns, talking ponies, pegasus's and a load of other creatures that talk, what not to like?
Guess we'll have to wait and see on with Swarm, and why are you terrified? It's going to be so fun! (Yes I'm a complete rollercoaster maniac) hope it opens in time. Haven't heard much on Nemisis sub terra though, they're keeping it all hush hush like with Thirteen.
Rambling again, I'm sorry. So for a girl that has had brought tea bags from the shop and is the shops own brand what types of different tea would you suggest, and no way am I having American tea again, that stuff is gross, it tastes so weird.
So Froggy, but if you never cut your hair, doesn't it get split ends? Or do you give it a small trim to stop that? No way, tea far better than alcohol, I've never had much wine, and I don't like any of it unless it's Bucks Fizz, that's good stuff, I like that stuff
Hey Gentleman what would you say these three words describe? Cheese, wine and rubbish?
Oh and have any of you played Skyrim? Help me with the Frostbite spiders please, I hate those things! My worst fear ever spiders are!
Now enough of little me, man I wrote a lot! I'm sorry I rambled on a lot!
Thanks for answering and putting up with little mental me.
So Astala pasta!"
"Hey Madhatter, I can see why you say you're like Pinky Pie! It's so awesome, I could read what you have to say all day, dude!" America smiled at the camera then sat up closer and slightly whispered, "Isn't The Gentleman like Discord? I think those two are exactly the same. Oh, and I also pick Coke, of course!" England was currently tracing the top of his teacup with his finger, slightly ignoring America. "And of course America has the best rollercoasters, dude! I know what fun is!" America let out a loud laugh and fell back in his seat, causing the Brit to kick his chair.
"Madhatter, when it comes to tea, I suggest you buy Yorkshire or Twinning's Earl Grey tea. Those are the two best ones I can think of at the top of my head." England lifted his teacup, held it up to the camera, and then placed it back on the desk. "I'm actually drinking a nice cup of Yorkshire Gold as we speak. Also, do stay away from American tea, it's a bloody disgrace and shouldn't even be called tea." England slightly hissed at the end and America sighed.
"American tea isn't bad; it's really good if you get it in the right places! How many times do I have to tell you that, dude?" England turned to face the American, "I'm not sure. I don't think I'll ever believe you when it comes to your 'tea'." America began pouting, causing the Briton to roll his eyes and turn back to the camera. "When I hear those three words, I think of that French Bastard."
"The Lover is just always on your mind, isn't he Gentleman?" America laughed as his co-host tried his hardest not to ring his neck. "Anyways, when it comes to those Spiders, just use fire spells or dual wielded destruction spells! It should make dealing with them much easier." The American smiled at the camera and picked up another Flash card. "Thank you Madhatter for sending in your questions! Now this one comes from Paper Planes, they wrote:"
"You guys actually helped me a lot :) I took your advice and I talked to some people and now I feel a little bit better but my friend, Canada (Its her hetalia name I don't want to use her real name (we use code names)) she is dating someone but likes someone else and she's angry at me and I don't know what to do..."
"Let me take care of this one, Hero." England straightened up and looked at the camera as the American nodded next to him. "I'm glad we helped, Planes, but now about your friend? I suggest you sit her down and talk to her. If she's dating someone but likes another person at the same time, she really shouldn't be with the other person in the first place." England folded his hands in front of him and rested his head on them.
"But before doing that, I also suggest that you confront her about why she's mad at you. Things won't get better unless you two talk about it and work things out." England smiled, "I hope things get better between the two of you and I wish you the best of luck, Planes." The Englishman leaned over and picked up a new card. "Thank you for sending in your questions, now this next one is a video sent to us from NJ, NY, and VA." England typed the link in on the computer and the video began.
"Va: is that thing on?
Nj: it should be...wait the little red light is on!
*head wrapped up* so let's get on with it! Hi hero! Sorry to say but I can't join you for paint ball
Nj: can I kick Texas in the balls?
Va: can I push him of the roof?
Ehehe...sorry about them but the original 13 stick together, now q&a again!
Nj: I think so hero, every time I go I see 10 foot green people.
Thanks for hitting the frog uncle gentleman, and it's not incest if you where never really brothers you know!
Va: she has a point, but new question gentleman. Do you know how to get rid of ghost?
Louisiana says one is hanging around her
Nj: and she won't shut up about it.
I feel dizzy *holds head*
Nj: I'll get your meds
Va: I hope Texas knows how to hide really well or else 12 states are coming for him *turns of camera*"
America sighed, "I hope you get better soon NY, I'll be there to visit soon! We can also postpone the trip until you're better!" England patted the American's shoulder then turned to look at the camera. "No problem, NY. It was my pleasure. I also guess that's true, but wouldn't it still be somewhat wrong?" England's brows furrowed, "I suggest Louisiana cleanses her home and she should probably get an exorcism. Also, please don't try and perform the exorcism yourself, go to a professional."
"Dude, exorcisms? Like in the movies? That's creepier than NJ seeing trolls!" America popped up and stared at the Englishman, "What the hell are you exposing them to?" England blinked a couple of times, "They asked how to get rid of ghosts, I gave them an answer. Anyways," England turned away from the American, who was still staring at him, and handed him another flash card. "Thank you for the questions kids, and get well soon, NY." America took the flash card and typed the link in on the computer.
"Sam: What up, homies! I'm Sam, this is Jane. But you guys can just call her teacup and me the sidekick! because every hero needs one, ain't that right dad?
Teacup: Didn't he tell your brothers and sisters not to call him 'dad' here? Bloody git, announce to the world who we are why don't you?
Sidekick: Ok! HI! IM WASHINGTON DC AND THIS IS LONDON!
Teacup: stupid git! I didn't mean that!
Neva: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I TAKE YOU OFF THE AIR FOR GOOD!
Sidekick/Teacup: Yes mamn.
*after she goes back to sleep*
Teacup: *shivers* bloody hell she's scary
Sidekick: no kidding...
So anyway! Here's the questions she left:
"Hero- thanks, they are a strange bunch aren't they? Jane and Sam can't go two minutes without fighting. Annoys the hell out of me"
Sidekick: wait, what? Dude, not cool.
"Gentleman- speaking of pirates, what was your pirate days like anyway? All I know is the stuff that Jane told me"
Teacup: ok, now for our questions
da- I mean gentleman- I tried cursing someone last week *coughpariscough* and bloody Ivan popped up, why does he keep doing that? Am I doing something wrong?
Hero- why do you bug da- GENTLEMAN so much?
Sidekick: dude, Hero doesn't bug Gentleman.
Teacup: Yes he does.
Sidekick: Pff, Gentleman was the one who 'attacked' Hero a few episodes back
Teacup: *blushes* Bloody git...
Sidekick: anyway-
Gentleman- Y U NO COOK GOOD FOOD?
Hero- Florida has been bugging the crap out of me! Can you tell her to lay off? I have my own work to do...
Peace out~
Jane Kirkland
Samantha M. Jones"
"They're just like us, Gentleman!" America smiled and spread his arms out, facing England. "Indeed, they are." England pinched the bridge of his nose, "Thank you Neva, Jane, and Samantha for sending in your questions." America nodded in agreement, "They aren't that bad Neva, you'll get used to them eventually. You got used to Gentleman and I, didn't you?" The American smiled and England banged his head against the desk.
The Briton lifted his head from the desk, "My Pirate days were absolutely amazing. I got to sail the ocean and discover new lands. It was really any adventurer's dream." England smiled, getting lost in his own thoughts. "Everyone feared me but respected me. I was known throughout the world as the best bloody pirate to ever set sail!" America then slapped his hand over England's mouth, smiling.
"I don't bug the Gentleman, Jane! He's the one who bugs me! Exactly what Sammy said, look at what happened a few episodes ago." England grabbed America's hand and removed it from his mouth. "You obviously didn't mind since the show is still going on, git." America snorted, "Yeah, you wish dude." England shrugged then looked up at the camera. "I'm not sure why Ivan always pops up when using certain curses. Maybe next time just send him on a plane to where she lives."
America raised an eyebrow, "Really? Dude, that's horrible. I don't think anyone deserves that. I say you should just send him back to Vulcan. There's really no need for that! Also, I'll tell FL to leave you alone while you're working, Sammy. Don't be too hard on her." England rubbed his temples, "Tell your kids that I do cook good food for once. Do you really just go home and bad mouth me to them?"
"No, dude, I don't have to do that." America flashed a smile at the Brit, "They've had your cooking and they've heard all the voice messages you've left on my phone!" England's eyes widened slightly, "Really? Really, Hero? Hurry up and read the next question, I don't feel like arguing with you right now. Thank you Neva, Jane, and Samantha for your questions." The Briton nodded at the camera and America picked up a new card. "This comes from 37, she wrote:"
"*chews scone*
Long episode is long...
Francis: ROTFLMFAO! (Wow... I am a true American (THAT'S NOT A BAD THING, OK)) Just... win. Pure win.
All: I have more than 90 songs on my phone. 2 Italian. 1 German. 9 English. 1 French. 8 instrumental. The rest are Japanese (I'm NOT a weeaboo). I can only speak English. American songs are OK, but I would honestly pick Vocaloid over "Top 40" any day. Is that weird?
Gentleman: *eats another scone* I don't know why people don't like your scones... And that's what really happened. You should probably know that USUK is the most popular pairing... even more than GerIta (which is CANON! (episode 41) and my OTP)
Hero: I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU LAST! Here's a hamburger to make you feel better (It's 2 Big Macs! I get food there for half-off because my sister works there!).
Bye ya'll!"
America pulled out his phone and started to mess with it as England looked back up at the camera. "I honestly don't find that weird, it's good to have in interest in music from other countries. The different styles are rather nice and everyone has their own taste." England paused for a couple of seconds, "What's a weeaboo?" The Englishman turned and looked down at the American, who was busy pulling something up on his phone. "Hero, what are you doing?" England slightly tilted his head as America quickly held his phone up in front of the camera.
"Dude, I have almost every single vocaloid song I've found saved on my phone!" America slid his finger along the front of his phone, showing off his collection of MP3s and a loud bang could be heard as England's head hit the desk (yet again.) "Awesome, right 37?" America laughed and put his phone back into his jacket pocket. "Dude, thanks for the Big Macs by the way, I ate them this morning when A gave me the package! Totally makes up for putting me last." The American winked at the camera then turned to the Briton, who was slowly lifting his head off of the desk.
"I'm not sure why people hate my scones either, 37. So USUK is the most popular one, huh?" England looked to the side, "Nice to know that people really support us that much." America raised an eyebrow, but kept quiet. "Also, cannon? I take it that means that it's real? I always knew something was going on between Feliciano and Ludwig." America spun around in his chair, "Thanks 37 for sending in another card, dude! Also, thanks for telling us about GerIta!" America grabbed the next card from the pile and continued spinning. "This next card comes from Icicle, they wrote:"
"Ahhhhhhhh~ You guys are awesome!
Wait... France is there too?
Sweet! I got a few questions (*cough*orders*cough*) for France =w=
Oh! And if you're a France fan, you have to skip this part, particularly since I'm bashing France, a lot, like, about the earth's weight... That's a lot... But I'll save it for last ^^
For the Gentleman: Sadly, France was right when he said you can't say yourself when I asked you what's your favorite country, so answer it, without saying yourself... I love you man, but... Seriously =_=U. I'm wondering what makes British accents so... How should I say this? Awesome?
For the Hero: God eh~? I'm probably that 'cause the only things I have in common with England is: I hate France so much I wanna bash his face in, I like tea, and I like books :P Plus Paranormal Activity wasn't the creepiest thing I've seen, it's like the... 100th thing I saw, so it wasn't really that scary... So what's the creepiest thing you've saw and why? Also, what's the most delicious thing you ate, besides McDonalds?
Ohohoho~ time to bash France~
France: City of love? That's the most stupidest thing I've heard ya bastard!(I think I've been hanging out with Romano a little bit too much) plus, I should bash your head in for the numerous times you've flirted with women stupido!(yep, I've been hanging around Romano too much) You disgust me you frog!
Sigh, good, that's out of my system =w=
Hey England, do me a favor and bash France's head with a mallet will you? *gives mallet*
I'm tired, bye guys... Toad..."
"France actually isn't here right now, but I bloody love you for saying all of that, Icicle." England smiled, "When he watches this episode, he's going to be crying in his bloody room for an entire week." America stopped spinning in his chair and scratched the top of his head. "Dude, did you not even pay attention to the part Icicle wrote to me?" England paused for a couple of seconds, "O-Of course I did!"
"Alright then dude, well, go on and answer your questions!" America smiled and patted the top of England's head, causing the Briton to scoot away from the American. "Well, firstly, since you give me no choice, I'll just say America since he is my bloody co-host." England sighed a bit, "The British accent is just too damn irresistible, isn't it?" England ran his hand through his hair and America snorted in response.
"Dude, don't get too full of yourself. Anyways~!" The American scooted closer to the desk and looked up at the camera, "Did you just call the Gentleman the devil?" America began laughing and England looked at him, shocked. "That was great, dude! Oh, and dude, the creepiest thing I've ever say was The Exorcism of Emily Rose. That movie creeped the hell out of me!" America twitched at the thought.
America quickly snapped out of his petrified state, "Oh, the most delicious thing I've ever eaten has to go to the sushi I had at The Otaku's house!" England sighed, "I remember when my cooking used to be the best thing you've ever eaten." America glanced back at England, "Dude, really? That was so long ago, and I didn't have proper taste back then!" The Briton glared and threw a flash card at the American's face. The American rubbed where the card hit him then picked it up from his lap. "Thank you Icicle for your questions! The next set comes from XXxxNaRu-ChAnxxXX, they wrote:"
"Hello there Naru here! I would like to start this off by saying that I hold a grudge against both of you and I guess the frog too... I am tired of everyone of you forgetting and in the Hero's case stepping over my home countr-erm I mean friend Matthew! Anyways~
Gentleman: Do you even know who Matthew is? I also am half Irish, and I would like to know if it's true that you have an Irish brother? I've heard rumors and I want to be sure.
Hero: What do you call Canadian bacon? I've moved from Canada to America (unfortunately) and I'm surrounded by retards! I just want to get out! Why are the school systems so retarted? By the way in Canada you are bought up to speak proper English, and French! Stupid Americans butcher it!
Frog: I don't really like you. I must admit however that your language is amazing. Merci.
Well, that's all for now! Until next time;)"
"We're very sorry." The two both sighed and looked up at the camera. "I do know who Mathew is, I just tend to.. Mistake him for the Hero over here sometimes. The two do look an awful lot alike, don't you think so? Also, I do have an Irish brother and an Irish sister." England nodded at the camera then turned to America.
America slightly titled his head, "I just call Canadian bacon Canadian bacon. I know it's called something like Back Bacon there, right?" America put his hand to his chin, "Dude, it also depends what state you're in! Not all the schools are bad and we're currently working on making them better, so don't worry!" America straightened his head out and smiled. "And you guys are the one who butchered the English langu-" England covered America's mouth and the American continued to talk, making muffled noises. "Sorry about this git, I'm happy to see someone talking properly for once. Thank you for sending in your questions, Naru."
"Hero, here, read this." England grabbed a Flash card with his free hand and gave it to the American, lifting his hand away from his mouth. "Alright dude! This is from Pureh, they wrote:"
"Greetings from England! I'm Pureh, but please, just call me Pure.
The Hero: why do you hang around The Gentleman all the time if you claim to not like him? A secret crush? :3
Also, why did your country butcher the English language? And why do your singers suck?
The Gentleman: How can you stand being around the Hero all the time? (no offence, Hero.) And have you ever been to Surrey, England? It's a wonderful place, so you should come."
"Hey Pure, dude!" America grinned at the camera, "I hang out with the Gentleman because he's my friend. I don't like him most of the time, but I do love him!" America paused and a slight blush appeared on his face, "N-Not like that! You know what I mean!" The Britishman next to him eyed him and tried to hold back a smile. "My country did not butcher the English language; it's just a different dialect!"
"That's one I haven't heard before." England raised an eyebrow and America let out an exasperated sigh, "I've said it before, Gentleman! Just not on camera. Also, not all of my singers suck. Sure, we've had some bad luck with Rebecca Black, but England is the home of Rick Astley." America spun in his chair and smiled at England, who began rubbing his temples again.
"I'm really not sure how I stand being around this git all the time, Pure. I'm really not. I'm going to need an aspirin after this." England stopped rubbing his temples and rested his head in one of his hands. "I've also been to Surrey, it was quite a while back though. Lovely place, I think I might go back and visit one of these days." England handed another flash card to America, "Thank you for sending in your questions Pure."
"Alright-y dude, this question comes from Xynostaph, they wrote:"
"Aaaah, I found this a while back, and finally decided to send a letter in! But mostly for the English gentleman~
/giggles nervously
You see, I love what you guys are doing, and wanted to ask some questions myself!
First of all, to the lover;
Why must you grope the gentleman so much? Are you really that into him? Poor gentleman, being so horribly manhandled without consent! Shame on you! Though I do so love your country in the summer. Paris a night during June is simply breathtaking!
To the hero;
I must say, you are quite entertaining! Where do you get all of your energy? Especially when dealing with lover. I must know, since I know people just like that and feel like I have no energy led after I deal with their... Eccentric-ness. Any help would be much appreciated!
Finally, to my dearest gentleman;
You are by far a wonderful person, and it might sound strange coming from a stranger like me, but is it possible I might persuade you into a date? I find proper English a huge turn on, and the British accent makes it all the more desirable! Being half British myself, I am often told I slip Ito an accent when I become flustered. And I understand you might say no, so I won't mind if you do. With your sexy-adorable self, motto mention delectable accent, you must have hordes of willing lovers, am I right?
I do so hope to see a new episode soon, since I love the interactions between you guys! But just so you all know, I mainly watch for gentleman. And his accent~"
England quickly buried his face in his hands, trying to hide the fact that he's 'as red as a tomato'. America burst out laughing and patted the Briton on the back. "Hey Xynostaph, I'm glad you find me entertaining, dude! I try my best." America flashed a grin at the camera, "I get all of my energy from helping people! And lots and lots of Coke." England lifted his head up slightly and let out a slight laugh. "Coke, really, are you a drug addict now?" America slightly glared down at England then burst out laughing, "Dude, I meant Coca-cola!"
England folded his arms on the desk, "That was rather nice of you Xynostaph, I never really hear things like that to be honest with you. Majority of people actually don't like me. Or at least that's what I thought." The Briton started poking the handle of his teacup. "I'm sorry I can't quite return your feelings, but I would like to meet you for dinner. Not as a date though. I just simply want to meet you, is all." England looked up at the camera and smiled. "I don't have hordes of lovers chasing after me, thank god, but I am currently walking after someone right now."
America grabbed the last flash card and handed it over to the Briton, who was beginning to zone out in thought. "Thanks Xynostaph for sending in your letter, dude!" America smiled at the camera and England took the new flash card, "Ah, so this is our last letter. This comes from HallowsEveDays, they wrote:"
"Hello, you can call me Hallows.
I've been watching for a while and I decided to ask a few questions since I'm having a little trouble with finding a answer:
How do you know if someone likes you? Or if you like someone? I'm usually not good with things like this because I'm a bit shy...
Now for something completely different.
Have you guys ever heard of Americana Dawn? If you haven't, here's the link: .com/ What do you guys think about it?"
"Hey Hallows," America cheered, "It's sometimes hard to tell when someone likes you. People can react differently. Like sometimes, people are mean to the ones they like because they don't understand their feelings completely, or they could get completely flustered around them." England nodded in agreement. "Agreed, and you can usually tell when you like someone by paying attention to your own body. Like most people associate a heart beating rapidly to liking someone."
England paused for a few seconds then continued. "Blushing is also a common sign to when someone likes another person or when you like that person." America nodded and typed the website link on the computer and began reading the screen. "Dude, this game looks really cool!" America pointed to the screen, "Look Gentleman! The main character, he looks like me! His name is even Alfred!" America started bouncing up and down in his chair,
"What has this bloody world come to?" England rested his forehead against his hand and let out an exasperated sigh. "Dude, there's even a character named Arthur! And Francis! Dude! It comes out on my birthday, I want it!" England muttered something under his breath then looked up at the camera. "Thank you everyone for sending in your questions for the Hero and I to answer and we look forward to answering more tomorrow. Don't forget that our special co-host tomorrow is Kiku Honda, or The Otaku. Have a great day everyone, bye!" England waved and America leaned back in his chair, waving and the recording came to an end.
A-Chan: Thanks for reading everyone! Sorry this is late, I barely had time to write during the day and thank you for sending in all the questions and reviews!
England: That was rather long..
America: Again.
A-Chan: Which is good! Right? Oh, and Emy-chan, I hope your okay! That wall must have really hurt, I've done things like that before. Also, you don't have to thank me, silly. Thank you for putting up with me! All of you! w
Just a side note, France will answer questions that were sent in today next time he's co-hosting. Gomenne OTL and I also want to thank you guys for sending in questions all week long. ;w; It means a lot to me, I had no idea people would really keep sending questions in for Iggy and America to answer. You've all made this fangirl extremely happy. I love you all and again, this is nothing without you, so thank you again! Also, did you people really make those scones? If so, how does vanilla taste with the sour cream? That is what's stopping me from making it.. So.
Anyways, ciao guys! w