Uzumaki Naruto and the Seven Sorcery Swords

By: Darksider82

Beta: Winged Seer Wolf

I own nothing of the franchises only the idea

"Chatting"

"Jutsu, spells"

"Bijuu"

"Thoughts"

Chapter X

SNAFU (Situations Normal All Fucked Up)

Naruto's head hurt. Correction was in agony. Then again agony wasn't correct either. It felt like the fox and Lana had started playing a band called Slayer in his head with the speakers and amps on maximum. Plus his throat felt like sand paper and he was asleep in his bathroom.

"Enjoy last night?" Naruto looked over his shoulder to see Lana, leaning against the bathroom door.

"Lana-chan how did you? What happened?" Naruto rasped.

Lana giggled at her blonde partner "I'm in your house at will because I have absorbed enough of your chakra to materialise on a whim where you're chakra scent is strongest so that's either here, Ichiraku Ramen and the Hokage tower and where ever you are...You are seriously hungover, an event that occurs when one has consumed too much alcohol...As for what you did, kissed a Hinata and Ino. Hugged several jonin for no reason and tripped over your own feet a few times. On the plus side only the jonin know your antics because the other genin are lighweights, even the Inuzuka kid."

Naruto smirked, clutched his stomach and emptied stomach into the toilet. "Kiba said, he could 'drink us all' under the table and was going to challenge us when we got our protectors...How long is this going to last?"

"Depends, could be a few hours, days...had one that lasted a week. That was a rough patch. I'll fix you some toast and water."

Naruto nodded in thanks and three quarters of an hour later, with Samehada as a crutch and money in his wallet concealed in his clothes staggered to the bank. Deposited it all into his account save for a thousand ryo. Something told him he had broken something or someone when he had been drinking.

Kakashi, Gai, Asuma and Kurenai were lounging or even sitting on the training posts of training ground seven when Naruto staggered in. "Morning sensei...I'll be right back." With that Naruto sped to the undergrowth and vanished.

The jonin smirked as they heard the heaving and moans of agony but were decent enough not to laugh to hard when Naruto returned. "Fun night Naruto-kun?" Asked Kakashi, trying to gauge his blonde genin's reaction.

Naruto groaned "Lana, told me that I got rather huggable, kissed a few people. I apologise for that mostly and with thanks to my tenant who has a few issues I apparently was the last genin standing."

The four sensei's nodded "We're surprised that you're actually awake Naruto-kun. I'm Yuhi Kurenai and one of the people you randomly hugged." Kurenai said her eyes boring into Naruto's cloudy blue ones.

"I find it surprising that you Kakashi actually have a team mate still..." Asuma began before realising Naruto had gone for Samehada and held it at him.

"Kakashi-sensei, I know this could be constituted as an attack on a superior officer but Sarutobi, was bringing up the reason I was 'pissed out of my skull'...I lost a team mate 'boo hoo it happens grow up' is probably going through your minds but take into account you were what mid teens? Late teens? Plus you were in a war. Well guess what my classmates never were so forgive me for being a bit pissed off. If we're doing any inter-team training Kakashi-sensei, I'm not interested."

By now Sasuke had arrived "Sensei...Naruto, put the sword down and please stop trying to wake the dead...What happened last night?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"We had too much to drink. I got huggable, kissed a few people and found out Kiba chats bullshit about drinking us under the table. Sarutobi just brought up our team stance just now before you ask so yes today is a SNAFU day for team seven."

Sasuke nodded, he remembered someone escorting home "Naruto, did you walk me home last night or this morning?"

Naruto nodded and his raven haired team mate "You had activated your sharingan, pissed off some chunin who mates my guts and were about to have a proper rumble. However Hotshot Inuzuka jumped him on some imaginary slight, I decided you had enough and walked you home, although I wasn't in the best condition."

Kakashi meandered over to his remaining genin "We need to go and meet our new team mate and then we have D-ranks."

Naruto nodded "This sucks."

Team Seven made their way to the Hokage's office where Naruto's fell. The girl happened to be none other Kozuki Hanori, the girl was an avid fangirl of Sasuke Uchiha. "Team seven meet Hanori Kozuki, your new team mate."

"SASUKE-KUN!" She squealed launching herself at the Uchiha to find herself looking down the blade of one Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hanori, you've joined team seven. Being a fangirl WILL kill you." Naruto growled.

"Really? That coming from the dead last is a bit rich."

"Haruno Sakura died...I can ask for permission for you to see her death certificate...Sasuke almost died." Naruto carried, Sasuke pulled off his shirt to reveal the wicked scar on his neck.

Kozuki gulped "When do we begin?"

"Now...Do you know the tree climbing exercise?" Kakashi asked curiously going for his book.

"Tou-san's ex-shinobi, chunin/jonin, retired when I was born. Now works in one of the arsenal's. I'm familiar with it." Soon enough the four were standing on the tops of the trees with sacks of litter on their backs or in Naruto's case around his waist.

"Tree walking and hopping to pick up litter. Harsh sensei, so what's next?" Asked Kozuki panting slightly. Compared to the other fangirls, Kozuki trained with her father in the mornings and in the evenings going over her formidable chakra control and genjutsu techniques. That wasn't to say her skills with ninjutsu wasn't bad but her dreams lay in genjutsu and medical jutsu.

"We need to have a chat about our fields of expertise." Kakashi announced as they collected their pay checks from Makrovich, who requested Naruto to come by later on that afternoon to assist him with a couple chores. Sasuke and Kakashi had been clued by Naruto that Makrovich paid him more under the table due to his work ethic and was training him how to wield Samehada more effectively.

To his surprise Sasuke shrugged 'You have your ways to deal with things. I have mine. Yours is extra cash jobs and kenjutsu mine is training and maximising my clan's archives.'

Kozuki, surprisingly didn't raise a fuss about Naruto getting more pay. Fan girl she may be, but she understood the meaning of hard work and that good work pays well. She didn't like Naruto, just based on the pranks and his disruptiveness in class but outside of class she respected the boy for not giving up based on the villagers hating his guts.

"What do you mean specialising?" Asked Naruto, not following his sensei's train of thought.

"What fields of shinobi arts do you intend to build on such as kenjutsu, ninjutsu etc."

Naruto nodded "Kenjutsu, Taijutsu and Ninjutsu and something else in my own time." He said making Kakashi nod.

"Kenjutsu, Ninjutsu and Sharingan Genjutsu." Sasuke said, he and Naruto ever since Naruto had said he was the holder of the nine tailed fox, the Uchiha had delved deep into his archives looking for anything to do with his father and had stumbled upon his mother and father's genin team photo's. Taking one look at his father's team which consisted of Sarutobi Tobi, Sarutobi Asuma's elder brother, Uchiha Fugaku and Namikaze Minato under Jiraiya.

Sasuke looked at his genin team, with Sakura, himself and Naruto and his eyes widened. "Sensei who trained you?"

"The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato why?"

Sasuke reached inside his shorts and revealed two genin photo's. "Naruto is related to the Yondaime. Either as a relative or father…Did you know Naruto?"

Naruto's eyes widened "I'm related to the Yondaime. That's pretty cool, I'm not jumping and screaming because that's going to get me killed. I remember what the Yondaime did to Iwa so I'm not that dense…Anyway Kozuki, what did you want to specialise in?"

"Medical jutsu and Genjutsu…Someone needs to patch up Sasuke, since you, Naruto seem to regenerate from anything."

Naruto grinned at that. As they headed towards the Hokage's office, they were swiftly intercepted by the two gate guards Izumo and Kotetsu "Team seven? Hokage-sama needs you in his office right away." The four took off in a sprint towards the Hokage tower with Kozuki flying up the stairs with Kakashi and Naruto and Sasuke pili

ng through the window.

"Team seven, I'm assigning you an A-rank mission with an ANBU squad as back up. Team's eight and ten were sent on simple bandit extermination mission..." The Hokage began when Naruto cut in.

"Turns out the two bandit camps were part of a much bigger one, bandit camps around 30+ become a B-rank but with an A-rank, I'm guessing 50 bandits and a few missing-nin."

The Hokage could only nod in agreement "You have your orders. It's team Alpha with Osu and Neko." Naruto grinned, Osu and Neko were AWESOME!

Naruto grabbed Samehada, concentrated firmly on his bedroom, spun on his heel and vanished with a bang. "Hiraishin?" Someone asked.

"Hiraishin is soundless."

Soon enough Team Seven and Alpha Squad were rushing out of the gates of Konoha, their destination twenty miles North East of Konoha.

Hinata jumped backwards as Kiba spun violently overhead slamming into five bandits. Kiba and Shino had managed to kill at least fifteen bandits between them, with Kurenai dispatching ten on her own with ease.

The three other members of Team Eight saw Hinata was struggling to directly kill, but she had maimed easily eighteen of the bandits her team mates had picked off. "Hinata-chan, you need to kill. Shinobi have to kill on occasions. If you don't kill any here, its going to become a black mark on your record and clan." Kiba said through a mouth of neck muscle and jugular. He a bandit and been saying how he'd rape Hinata and his sensei before killing him and Kiba snapped by ripping the mans throat out.

"Kiba-san is right. Two of my cousins committed seppuku because of the black mark on the clan...It is most logical for a genin to gain their first kills against bandits." Shino said forming a tiger seal causing three bandits to explode into a boneless mess due to his Calcium consuming insects.

The undergrowth exploded as the forms of Team Ten emerged being chased by another mob of bandits. "Kurenai! What are you three doing here?" Shouted Asuma as his three genin assumed a battle line against the oncoming swarm of bandits.

"Hinata, what was your dream?" Snapped Kurenai trying to get Hinata to focus.

"To, stand by Naruto and tell him how I feel." Hinata said confidently remembering clearly what happened last night.

"Naruto's lost one comrade, I doubt he's going to want to lose another." Kiba said with Akamaru yipping in agreement.

"Well, what do we have here? TWO KONOHA TEAMS! My bloods boiling now." A sadistic voice said as five missing nin entered the encampment.

"Oh shit. Hopefully all that chakra we gave off was enough for reinforcements. We're only two days away and it should take even a green shinobi genin squad one day to get here, set camp, plan and take out the bandits...Its been almost two days so back up should be coming. I'll take on the Kiri-nins. Kurenai and the genin fall back." Asuma ordered, he was confident he could take the two Kiri-nin, but laws dictated if Kumo or Iwa were in Hi no Kuni, you were to take them out first.

"Team's eight and ten, what is your status?" An monotonous voice called out, reassuring the genin and elicting shivers on the missing nin and bandits.

"Your recovery teams are ANBU? Fuck this. No genin team is worth an ANBU squad." One of the Iwa nins stated.

Then Team Seven appeared "SAMEHADA HIDENJUTSU! EXPLODING GROUND!" A voice shouted, three bandits were killed by the descending blade and another five when the ground beneath their feet exploded violently.

"However, to kill the last Namikaze it'll be worth it."

Naruto stared at the three Iwa nin. Kakashi had told new the team in secret of his heritage. Inside Naruto was hurt that the Hokage had concealed his heritage but right now he despsised these Iwa-nin for revealing what he wanted to. "Yes, I am the last Namikaze. Do you want to know something else?"

"What brat?"

"You're all dead...I'm the jinchuriki of Konoha. FULL SPIRIT MATERIALISATION!" Lana appeared and grabbed her blade and Naruto vanished.