A/N: Before I begin I want to thank all of you guys for reviewing and stuff. Your comments make my day ;3 THis is my tenth chapter and to celebrate I'll be doing 4 instead of 2. Enjoy!
Chapter 17 Returnr
StarGleam shock her head waling up from the derm. FireStar was looking at her and his gren eys where sorrid. "GlaeStar you were takling in yuour slept are you ok?" Why would he even ask that ITS THE FRIKEN MOONPOOL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT he asked. JayFeather looked upsid to. Who is magiclly bad to life
"Yeah yeah Im fin" StarGleam reponded gettin up. "I just had a badd dream thass all." why is there a break here"It's nothen."
"If your sur." Said FireStrar and they left the MonoPool and headed back too the Thundercaln camp.
"GleamStar your back!" they said happy, crowding all over her. LakePaw and RedPaw looked sad thou, becas GleamStarg has sad they cant be in luv. Wait a minute, I just realized- GLEAMSTAR IS A FRIKEN LEADER BUT THE CATS WHO ARE OLDER THAN HER AREN'T EVEN WARRIORs But GleamSar ingored them. But she new she had too do somefing more impotent.
"LinoBlaz" she said locking for her deputy. "I nedd you to tack a patrole tothe Sadowclan boulder,"I didnt know ShadowClan had a boulder "I need you ro tell BlackStar im leder know." she said .youself and she turnd and walked over the keader's den evwn though everone was trying to ask her questns about the serimy. "Guysz let me to to bed" she said shoeing them awy. /"Let me have a niche to myself!" What is a niche?
They all walked away groabling. Is that some nose frogs make or something? "She nevwr let's us have any fun" your logic makes no sense said BeryNoise. I didnt know berries could make noises "Thats not kawaii at all."
GleamStar didnlt care sge was waiting for FireStar. Then FireHert came into her den. "I'm levving" he said and he lef. StarGleam followed him uyelling "WAIT!1!11 Where are you gong?" I have a feeling this was in Japanese and a person who only knew German translated this to English
"Well I cant be ledder so I'm just goint to leaf for a while. You CAN be leader! You just GAVE UP you spot of leader for no reason! Maybe Ill be a rogue TRATIOR, or maybe I'll go join skyCaln. Who knows?" Gleamstar doesn't know what SkyClan isThen he luf. StarGamet was sad b/c that was her mentor and one of the cats she luvved leaving but it was ka since thass what he wanted to due. I cant even comprehend this
"Its oka StarStar Hawkfrost is stupider than I thought. Or is the presence of Gleamstar making him like that?" said HawkFrot appearating out of nonwhere. "I mean I love you so its all god."
"I no" said StarGlea prring she wrapped her tail around HawkFrosts face she dint care that he was a rogue, she loved him. And now they could be togethier!/ No, they cant. Hes DEAD for StarClan's sake!
Chater Eitheen The Deat CAN IT BE? DOES SHE FINALLY DIE? 11 11 1
StarKit and she;s a kit again weak up shed been asleep. DuhTheir was ayoll from the capm! She run otides her den she junped of the HighRidge. "I gott to kill ou: somone sadi. It WA.S….. TIGEERSTAR! TIGGERSTAR IS BACK FOR MORE! Wait, isn't he dead? Well, if they can ressurect him once, they can defiently do it again
"Ttlu." Is that Hawaiin? No, im not kidding. Is that in another language? Said HollyLefa meanly from his ides. GLEAM STAR welled "GET OUT OF THE CRAMP EVERYONE your the only one with a cramp- in your brain!" she coldu hander it heself.
"No" said BarkFall Are you a magically-appearing-cat-who-came-out-of-nowhere-and-wasnt-even-in-the-allegiances? "we elov you somuch StarGleam we could'nt leafe u" Again with the Hawaiian. NAD THE CATS FOUT! What?
HolyKeaf turned into… a…. FUX! Whats a fux? GlameStar surpised. She jopped! What does jop mean? But it was too latte!1 The foz was an inc form her face when LinoBlaze apparetd! YAY LIMOBLAZE COMES WITH HIS MAGIC LIMO She clawed him They're was bold. Um "noooooo" said GleamStart. She was greif. Why is she sad Limoblaze is here? Teras falled down her sparkling grey checks. OH? WHAT IS THIS? AN ACTUATLY NATURAL COLOR? IMPOSSIBLE!The shoned like the sun on her spakling checks. Her reinbow eyes where glowed lick skys after rani.. It was beutifly thohth HawkForts.
"its oyak StarGleam." said LionBealz. "I doe for you. it makes me gay whit hapyness."
"LIONBLAZE ARE YOU A….. HOMOSEZZUAL?/?/?/?2" NOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIONXCINDER SHIP IS SINKINH! said StG;eamStar. gasp. was here clan bevoming quare. Bet b4 he colde awnser he ded!
"NOOP" Is she trying to call LionBlaze a noob? said GleamStar, "HE WAS MY BORTHERS FATHER I WILL AVENGE THOU." She said. She lapped at HolltLeaf! Why would she lick her? Shes the real homosexual here!HollyFale lagged and run "its to lare" she meowled "lock behind u"
StarGleam looked. TiggClaw was scratching DAWNSPAEKLE nooooo not Dawnpelt! she run up the he cat clawd him he ran aya. "get pout of here Hacky-kin" she sad its too danheros" "iie" 9meanes no) said Hawkyfrost. *proceeds to find a Hawaiin-to-English dictionary* "I lobe you my daer I wan't live you."
But the cats weer goin. Tiggerstar lagged sadly. "you mayt have defted ous this time," his said "but nest time well be STORNGER." Then he left. Then HolyLeag left. Then thuneer clan was saf! Only 2 cats is a threat
"since LionBleaze deid What a minute isn;t Lionblaze invincible? said Gleamstar I nedda new depudy. JazzPaw cum hear. JazzPaw came. "JazzPaw I want make you in warrior. So you can bw my depduey." JHJKCGHJFD SHE NEEDS AN APPRENTICE TO BE A DEPUTY JaszPaw smieled! She was so happ! "JazzPaw form now n youll be JazzSong. Also ur my depdy. Anyone have a problem with that?:I DO I DO! she was mean bcase she was sad~ no the cats said obdenintley. They new he GENDERBENDS EVERYWHERE was sad. They ripsected it,, linblaze was her after all. What? Lionblaze was her? besider mots of the cats thouhth StarG;eam was kawai when she was mad her eyes robbled. She and hawkFrost slept NOT LIKE THAT THERE NT MAKES THEY WOULD DO THAT YET DONT REMEMBER THE CMONDANTS? StarClan's ten commandments said nothing about having it without being mates.
Im sorr it tock so logn, but I think I did real god on hese chathers. I was tiered the last one was log
19 The Mirage 1! OH YAY STARGLEAM GETS STUCK IN A DESERT AND SEES MIRAGES AND THEN DIES OF STARVATION!
The nex mourni StarGleam you got her name backwards wock up and HawkForost Who the crap is Hawkforest? was still sleppin next to her. She dint wnat to ake him so she letf he then and went to look for a bunch of ctas to go on parolt. Isn't that Jazzsong's job? JAZZSONG YO ARE NEGLECTING YOUR JOB
"JazzSong RedPaw LakePaw FlamePelt your all goint on a parolel to the Windyclna broader." She said and then she went back to her den to wake HawkGorest up she had to tell him sumthn.
"HawkFrost lets get marred."Cats...dont get married. She cok him up and locked at him expacently as he blined his amber eys.
"Oh sweat that's a freat idea! he said." Sould we talthe claN?" I think they would want to know if their leader was getting a mate
"Yah thats whu I was wakcg you up." She left the den and HawkfOrst was folowig. "Let All Vats Older To Cath There On Pray Gather Hear Benth The High:edge For A Clan Mettin!
They all gathered even though Milloe was upset that BriadPaw had been hurt. (a/n i havent actually red Fading Eches yet but Ive heard that she gets hurt!1!1!1111" Um, no, she doesn't. And she doesn't become an apprentice until, like, The Fourth Apprentice.)
"HawkFrost and I are getting mriaged!" yelld StarPaw happ;y. Everone startwf crapping EWWWW RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC YOU ARE NASTY! They were soooo happly for StarGstar they new she nedded a mat. HGYGHGH YOU CATS ARE DISGUSTING SHE IS 6 MOONS IF SHE WAS A HUMAN SHE WOULD BE ABOUT 12 DO YOU THINK TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRLS NEED HUSBANDS?!
"Do you knw what we shuld do?" called out BubPaw Another Random cat! Hey and isn't he a warrior? and StarGleam didn't want to listen to him because he was stpid (a/n just look at his narem how culd he NOT be stupd!1?1 Names aren't based on personality. That just means his parents were stupid.) but she was ledar so she decided to hurm him. "What is ist BubmFlit" she esked lokoking at the he cat.
"We should go annunce it at the Gathern!" Nevermind. He is stupid he said and everony chered. They all aruged with him. You said they cheered, and then you said the argued with him? So the Thhner caln cats left for the Gatherin. But when they got there... they saw... BullStar Bullstar is back! was dead! In his palsh was... FLAMESTAR! Who the crap is Flamestar?! #RandomOCs
Chapter 19 The Nwe Love
Stupid falmes! ur all satinsit1s! StarKesus is ur saver y cant u just eccept that. Also im not a torll!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty! Petty is right!
Btw Jazz are you happy wih the last chpaetr? i no im promised u I wood mack you depduey
Who gasped? gasped! 'What are ou doing her FireStar" she
said. seperateee
"I tock over ShaderClan" he said happly. The crap?"I went 2 there teratory n they fondu me there. The told me that BlakStar was deda he was so dpersed when you bcame ledar that he mocitted swisscide." Then why didn't Russetfur take over?
"OMIJISH BUT THASS A SIN" SIAD StarGleam.
"i know rite." said FierStart "but he was so sad yo woudnet be his meat." He was sad he couldn't eat her?!
GleamStar was said for a mome. But then she rembered her and Hawkfrost-kun were geting marred! And she was happy again.
She run towreds the HighOka a Whats a HighOka? ;; the cats wer catching her aw she past. They wanderd why she was even more readient then ussal today. It was
bcause she is happy. HawkFirst throgut. Hawk is First
"Cast of all clasn!" se yewled. "I have an nounce!"
"what is it ledder" they all said. DFHBFSDB SHE TOOK OVER ALL FOUR CLANS FDURJADJJSN NO WONDER BLACKSTAR DID SUICIDE
"HawkFrpst and me…are getting… MARTED!" Marted. Just no.
The clcats cherred in saw and happy! Some of them where said the enver got t2 be StarGleams mat but they wer happy anyways becas they lovved her and knw what was bet. ? I dont understand
"let the marrige begin"
But bfore the marige cold happin… there was a nose! O NAO A FLOATING NOSE"I WANT HER TO B MY MATE" sdi a vice from Abobe! Yeah, warrior cats TOTALLY knoow what Adobe is.
"Starclan?" sad GleamSyar?
"No." said the vice. "its…THE DAK FROSET!" How can a forest want to be her mate?
And then therw ere clods!1111 It stared to rain! And..litening stroked! it hert StarFleam! I knew she had fleas!
It hurt.
AND GLEAMSTAR CODLU FELL HETSELF DID!11!111!1! What? I dont understand
1!/
SHE wock up. Se was in the dark frost she rmebered. It was blak around. "blackstar" she siad wanderin if hed' wanted 2 see was blackStar a bad cat she wandered she didn't know if he wod o to teh Fark Firest! U racist just because he black cat he bad cat to you
She shaw a shap in the dirtence. "BackStar?" shse seda. "its meh starGleam
Then the cat torned arund. It was… ASSFyR! Assfur is right!
Ashfir locked aht her. "gigle" Ok, ashfur is gay he said "glemstar… ur beatiful….like SquireFlit…i wnted u…to be….my met?" What the heck man I thought you was gay?
"NO9999999999999 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Gleam. Wheres here prefix?
He looked sad. "what do u mena" he said.
And then… was BROCKENSTAR?
Chapter 20 STARCALN
"Oh no Broakcnstar!" yelled StarGleam mad;y I can;t be talkin to brokenStar!" And sheran away leaving AshFurt behin her. She run and ranned and runend and then se was at StarClan!"
"Yay Im not at the dark Fort anymro1! she thought happly and then she wasked across the broard and then she was in Starclan!1
"Welcmon to Starcaln said YellowFangn she was stnding ther with LefPool, BrambleClan, SpottedLeaf and BakSrae. BrambleClan isn't real, Leafpool and Barkface are not dead
"Blakstar yoyre not in the Dark FGort !" Gleamstar yelled hellpy, she didnt want him to be their she lovd him after all. Yeah you racist!
"Of course not" BlackStar relipe. "wy would i be their I mean I luv tou after tll2!"
"well thats tru" reoidned Gleamstar. "but I can't be in StarCan! Oalready came here once I cant do it agan!" You're a leader, you can come here 1000000000.6894.04 times and still come back again!
"well it looks like you haf. said BlueStar and she said "but we cant send you back to the calns again, this time it locks like we'll have to REINCART YOU." SHE STILL HAS 8 LIVES!
"Omh Reincartion!" yelled StarGam "you mean like what haopned to CinderPaw?" WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WAS IT THE 'LUMMINATIE? I KNEW IT GLEAMSTAR IS ILLUMINATIE!
"Yah" said CinderPelt comin yp to her If she is reincarnated then why is she still here?"thast what happened t me I was reicnanrt." She Said.
"But it might be awhile" said SpottedPool Is that what would happen if Spottedleaf and Leafpool had kits? o.0 "after all we have to figre out Ow were going do that firtsl} "go do somethinm elese"
"okay" siad GleamStar and she luf. She heard her namer being called and she turnd around and saw HawkForst standing over her body.
"StarPaw noooooooooooooooooooooo!1111!11111!1!11!111!" je yowle. "Starcaln how ould you od this to me!" "We were about to get marti. SHE HAS 8 MORE LIVES FJAHHJEH
"Im sorry Hawk Frost" said StarGleam "I'll be back soon I think"!
"Wat whose there?" HawkFrost looked around but hed idnt sieantyhing.
"Its me GleamStar" said GleamStra looking at him.
"I cant see yo" he said and he buped into a tree. Then he fele down. Last time I checked cats could see spirits if the spirits wanted to be seen
"bye HawkForst!" said StarGleam and she left cius she didn' want to see what would haben when her belocd HawkyForest wock up so she luf.
"hi their StarGlema" said a voice and GlemaGleam looked around. "Whose there!1!11!" she eked and it was... Falled leaf!1!111111!1!11111 He's still stuck in the tunnels!
Chatpre 21 The Purtle Is this supposed to be turtle?
Felled Leaf what hare you doing here" said StarGlean. "I'm here to dilevere a propheci." He he said."I allredy kow about the propheco." she siad. "out of the darknedd, stargl will come and get rid of the evil tigger and holy." "Thast not one I mean." Said Falleb Leaf. "I mean….theyr are dayk throats in the forst." Wuh?
"w?" said GlStarGleam "U see ther are still cast who dont belive in Starclan." "WHAT SIAD GLEMASTARR AFTER EVERTTHING IVE DON FOR THEM HOW OCULD TEHY" "The Dork Forest is tacking over theri minnds. Said Falled Leave. There using ClodTail and MotWig Mothwing is neutral, she cant be touched by either DF nor SC. tu help them. So you must…. Start….. a war… ON THE DAERK FRSOT!11!1!##! Weave all ben watting for you GleamStar." And then he luft. So is this a time skip to Omen of the Stars?
Starlgeam dint have any tim to thick=====think becuse some1 called her nam!
"STarGleam" called SpotedLeaf. "Its time for you to b riencarted." "YAY" said Gleamstar. Thery was a portle. Turtle! She locked at the portel. It was suierling 7 brihte. "Go in thru there" siad BallStar. Yay another randomly appearing cat! He loked said that Stargleam codnt be with him but she new hed be ok. She nugled him he felled better. Nugled?
then she wandred what woldu happen. "We ont know for sure." omitted BeluStar. Belugastar! "But it worked b4 itl wokr agaen.'
StarGkeam was abuut to step into the purtel ehwn…. SHFUR!11!
"NO" HE SAID" I WNAT HER FOR HIMSELF" "quick StarGleam getting" said hestering towered the portle Wha-?
Justs as she was about to jup in….. HawkAShfur Make up your mind! pussed aginst her! She was nocked forwered into the suirling purtle!111
She lookced back to se….ASHFUR Had cum BACK ThRU TO1!11!1 OH NOES ASSFUR IS BACK!