Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee
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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…
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Chapter 10—And Jiraiya strikes
"FOOOOOOOOOD!!! I NEED SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" Chouji yelled, screaming for food.
He collapsed to the ground, unable to walk.
"C'MON CHOUJI, MY YOUTHFUL COMRADE!! ONLY A FEW MILES TO GO!! AND WE HAVE TO FIND OUR OTHER YOUTHFUL COMRADES TOO!!" Lee yelled.
"I… need… foooood…"
"We better hurry, or else the sun is going to set! I'll go ahead of you Chouji!!" Lee yelled, zooming up ahead.
"Foooood…"
Poor Chouji… Lee had just ditched him right there. It was in the mid-afternoons, and our favorite ninjas are still blown away. A few hours had passed since Lee and Chouji were searching for their friends.
"…Huh? What is this??" Chouji asked, spotting a white thing coming out from the ground.
He tried grabbing it, but only a little part of it was sticking out, so that didn't work. Then he tried digging in the ground, and that resulted to a beaten up hand. (A/N: Hey, it's hard solid ground! Not up to the soil part of the ground…)
Chouji sat on the ground, thinking of how to get it out. His face suddenly brightened up to a smile. He took out a kunai from his holster, and started beating into the ground. After a few minutes of beating, he pulled out the white specimen from the ground, blowing off the dust and soil on it.
"What is a ramen doing here…?" Chouji asked, obviously confused. He thought of Naruto, and guessed that it was his.
"Oh well… Naruto's not here anyways!" Chouji yelled, going off to find some hot water. (A/N: Which he's never gonna find in the forest here…)
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"WHERE DID MY RAMEN GO?!?!?!?!" Naruto yelled, upset about this.
Hinata and Naruto were in their room; well… actually the only place they were in was the room. Okay… this can be confusing, so let me explain this. Half the house flew off to a spot, and that half was broken into two, which is where Ino and Shikamaru are. So, basically, it's blown up into 3 parts… the place where Naruto and Hinata were blown off to was their room, and another room, which they don't know whose it is.
"Naruto… I think that… Eep!" Hinata stepped aside quickly as Naruto jumped up from under the bed and ran all over the room.
"MY RAMEN!!!!!!!"
"N-N-Naruto…"
"MY RAMEN!!!!!!!"
"N-Naruto…"
"MY RAMEN!!!!!!!"
"Naruto…" Suddenly, Hinata sounded very impatient.
"MY RAMEN!!!!!!!"
"NARUTO!! YOU'RE RAMEN IS PROBABLY AT THE OTHER PARTS OF THE HOUSE WHICH FLEW AWAY WHEN WE WERE BEING BLOWN AWAY!!!!" Hinata screamed.
Naruto stopped running around, and stared at Hinata. Boy, who knew she could scream like that?
"H-Hinata…?" Naruto asked in disbelief.
Hinata snapped back to reality.
"S-sorry Naruto-kun…" Hinata said. Now we know an impatient Hinata is a very scary Hinata…
"Ne, ne Hinata! When did you learn how to scream like that??? I never heard you scream like that!! How come?? How come??? How come???? Did Neji teach you that??? How?? How??? How???" Naruto started pummeling Hinata with thousands of questions that Hinata couldn't even keep up with.
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"It's getting dark soon…" Tenten said to Neji.
"We can keep going. There is enough time for us." Neji said, picking up speed.
"Okay."
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"Shikamaru, hurry it up!! We don't know how or when we're going to meet up with the others!!" Ino said.
"This is troublesome… They're gonna find us soon, so why bother looking for them?" Shikamaru asked, lying on the ground to look at the clouds.
"This is going to take some time…" Ino said, sighing.
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"S-Sasuke!! Slow down!" Sakura panted, leaning on the tree for support.
They had been running non-stop, and had not even taken a break. Hey, I guess that's why they call it non-stop…
"Hurry up, Sakura. It's going to get dark soon, and we need to find the others." Sasuke said, starting to go off again.
Sakura took a deep breath, and also started again.
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"Heh… This plan is brilliant!!! NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!!!!" Jiraiya screamed, while he was scribbling down something ferociously.
"No one will know what?" A new voice asked.
Jiraiya whipped his head around. "NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! I think you're hearing strange things, Kakashi." Jiraiya said, patting Kakashi on the shoulder, and walking out of the men's bathroom.
'Even though he is trustworthy enough… I MUST KEEP THIS PLAN TO MYSELF!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!'
Kakashi stared after Jiraiya. He lifted up an eyebrow, kinda confused about what happened.
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Kurenai jumped from tree to tree, hurrying to the site where they where. She carried a huge back-pack, which slowed her down. In the back-pack, there was all the equipment for the camera set-up.
Kurenai suddenly slowed down, taking a breath of air, and started to speed up again. She was pretty far in the forest, when suddenly she noticed that someone… was following her. She stopped, and looked around, trying to sense any chakra around her.
Her head kept darting back and forth, unknown to where the predator was. She kept her ears and eyes open, looking for any living thing.
'I know there was someone following me… There was a presence too…'
Suddenly, hands quickly snatched her from behind, preventing her to scream…
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Later that same day… The sun started setting; the clouds started rolling in. "It looks like its going to rain…" Sakura said, looking up at the sky.
Sasuke followed her gaze. "Let's go."
—Time Skip—
"Hey! Sasuke, I see something on the ground!" Sakura yelled.
Sasuke went over to Sakura. Sakura pointed to the ground. There was some red substance on the ground.
"It looks kinda like blood, doesn't it?" Sakura asked. "Maybe… Neji was here! And if Neji was here… that means Tenten was here too… right?" Sakura commented.
"Let's keep going in this direction. We're bound to meet up with them." Sasuke said, taking off again.
Sakura nodded, and followed behind.
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"Ok Shikamaru, lets hurry up and start looking already!" Ino yelled annoyed.
There was no sound from where Shikamaru was lying. "C'mon Shikamaru! I know you're awake!! Stop being lazy!" Ino yelled.
A few minutes passed… Still nothing. Ino went to where Shikamaru was laying, and hovered over him. "Shikamaru, you better wake up now!" Ino yelled.
Shikamaru grumbled something and shifted a little. Ino sighed. She was thinking of what to do, but found herself staring at his face instead.
'Wow… He seems so… peaceful when he's sleeping…' Ino kept on staring, until Shikamaru made a sudden movement. Ino blinked, realizing what she was thinking.
Ino sighed, and laid next to Shikamaru. 'This would be so much easier if I fell for Sasuke like this instead of you…'
Ino closed her eyes, and found herself drifting off to fantasy land…
—Time Skip—
'Why… do I feel something heavy on me?'
Ino opened her eyes. She tried to move, but something prevented her from doing so. She turned her head. Her eyes widened.
'Not good!! Why is he on top of me anyways?! He better not have done anything to me! And if he did, oh, he is sooooo going to regret it!!!'
You see, Shikamaru was partly on top of her. And Ino was under Shikamaru. Pretty weird, if you ask me… But I made it up, so keep reading!!
Ino tried moving around, and squirming to get out from under Shikamaru. After from what it seems like an hour to Ino (A/N: Actually, its 5 minutes), she let out a big sigh. All this moving was so not good to her hair.
"Shikamaru, you idiot! Stop pretending to be asleep! Get off of me!!"
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'It's been 20 minutes… did Neji and Tenten really go this way?' Sakura thought.
There was a small clearing up ahead. It was getting pretty dark, but Sakura could sure see, and hear some shouts.
"Shikamaru, you idiot! Stop pretending to be asleep! Get your hand off of me!!" A faraway shout yelled.
'Now, I know who that is…'
"Ino?!" Sakura yelled out, for Ino to hear.
"Sakura! I was just going to find you guys!! But of course, Shikamaru here HAD to doze off while watching to clouds!!" Ino yelled.
"Really…?" Sakura eyed the position that Ino was in.
"This does not seem what it looks like!! Now, can you PLEASE get him off of me!?!?!?" Ino shrieked.
Ouch… And she shrieked right into Shikamaru's ear. Shikamaru sat up, scratching his head. Then he yawned.
"Troublesome… Can't you at least let me sleep peacefully?" He asked, his eyes still looking a little droopy.
"I would if you weren't on top of me!!" Ino yelled. She stood up, and dusted the ground's dust off of herself.
"What are you talking about…? Troublesome…" Shikamaru sighed.
"WHA—"
"Okay… Why don't you guys break it up? We still have to others to search for, right Sasuke?" Sakura asked, turning to Sasuke for help.
"Hn."
Ino glared at Shikamaru while he just yawned. "C'mon guys… Let's go!"
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"Neji, if we go like this, it's going to take all day. Can't you use your Byakugan or something?" Tenten asked tiredly.
She had stopped from their search, stopping on one of the tree branches. They had been jumping from tree to tree, hoping that they could cover more ground from the air. It has been almost over two hours since they started searching for their fellow comrades.
"There's something here that interferes with the Byakugan." Neji replied.
"Well, there has to be something that we can do to make this search go faster…" Tenten grumbled.
"If we hurry, we'll find the others. Stop complaining, and let's move."
'Boy, he makes this sound like a mission… Why did I get stuck with him out of all the other people? … That's right… If he ended up with another one of those guys, he'd probably go insane…' Tenten sighed at that thought, and wondered off in her thoughts.
'This isn't even a mission, and he's already taking charge… How do I ever deal with him!? …Oh yea… God my life would be soo much easier if I hadn't fell for him…' Tenten let out a long sigh. She closed her eyes, and then reopened them again. Neji was farther away from her.
Taking another sigh, she started to speed up to him. Her foot must've slipped or something, because the next thing you know, she's falling down, down, down…
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"Hey, Hinata!!" Naruto suddenly yelled.
"Yes, Naruto?" Hinata asked, quietly.
"Why do you always say things quietly?? And how come you sometimes stutter around me?? Why??" Naruto asked, making Hinata blush. "And how come you're always blushing?? Tell me why!!"
"N-Naruto, I think that I should—"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Both the teens' heads whipped to the direction of that yell.
"What was that?!?!" Naruto yelled, totally forgetting about what Hinata was going to say.
"I don't know…" Hinata answered back to him, also forgetting about what she was going to say.
"It sounded a bit like Tenten, didn't it???" Naruto asked.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Tenten let out a piercing scream as she yelled. Then, she realized what situation she was in. She tried to get a kunai, shuriken, anything to get her out of the situation. When she reached down, she noticed that she didn't have her holster with her. She cursed under her breath, and tried using her chakra to hold onto one of the trees while going down at a fast rate.
'At this rate, I'm gonna become a squashed pancake!!! Where's Neji when you need him?!'
Tenten closed her eyes, waiting for the pain and the sound of squash. …The impact never came. Instead, strong arms held onto her, and brought her back up.
"…Neji…?" Tenten opened her eyes. She saw Neji's face and sighed in relieve. "What took you so long?!"
"Gee, a thanks would be nice…" Neji mumbled under his breath.
"Oh… Thanks…" Tenten said.
"I was waiting for you to see if you could handle the situation by yourself. Seems like you couldn't."
"My weapons weren't with me!" Tenten started to protest.
"Without your weapons, you don't seem to do much, do you?" Neji asked, smirking.
Tenten was about to retort back, but a voice cut her to it.
"Oi, Neji, Tenten! How long to do plan to stay in that position?" An irritating voice shouted out, none other then Naruto himself. He had on that foxy grin.
Tenten looked at Naruto, and beside him, the Hyuuga heiress. She suddenly realized that Neji didn't put her down yet. She could feel a blush coming on. Neji looked at the blushing Tenten, and felt a blush himself coming up. He fought the urge to not blush, and set Tenten down gently.
"Ha-ha!! I knew you liked Tenten, Neji!!" Naruto yelled out, pointing at Neji.
Neji shot a glare at him, and looked at Hinata. He noticed a bandage wrapped around her head. "What did you do to Hinata-sama?!" Neji yelled, catching Naruto off-guard.
Naruto suddenly stopped laughing. He laughed nervously. "It-it wasn't my fault!! It was because of your fight with Sasuke!!" Naruto yelled.
"You better not have damage Hinata in any ways…" Neji said darkly.
"Hey! What makes you think I did?"
"Neji, calm down! It's not like he did anything bad to Hinata! Naruto isn't the type of person to do that! And Hinata can take care of herself, so you don't need to be overprotective!" Tenten said.
Neji didn't say anything back to her. He just kept staring, more like glaring at Naruto. Naruto gulped loudly.
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"I missed the action!" A 'Kurenai' whispered angrily.
'She' took a video camera from the backpack, and started the record button…
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"Tsunade-sama!" 'Kurenai' yelled, bursting into the room.
"What is it Kurenai? Aren't you suppose to be in that forest, putting up the cameras?" Tsunade asked.
"Well, someone grabbed me from behind, and then put me under a genjutsu!" Kurenai yelled.
This caught Tsunade's attention. "And when I dispelled it, I was back in Konoha!"
Tsunade took the information in. 'Who would…? THAT LITTLE…'
"Where is Jiraiya?!" Tsunade yelled, throwing Kurenai off her guard.
"He was in the men's bathroom, last time I saw him." Kakashi said, appearing out of nowhere.
"And what was he doing in there?!"
"Something… I heard something say 'NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!!!!' in the bathroom though. I thought it was him, but he said it wasn't…" Kakashi trailed off, flipping a page in his book.
"And you believed him?!!?"
Kakashi nodded. "There are lots of weird men in the bathroom…"
Tsunade let out a big sigh. "So, Jiraiya was the one who brought me back to Konoha?" Kurenai asked, also taking the information in.
"Yes, and we need to get him back from there, or else…"
"Or else the kids will beat the heck outta us…" Kurenai finished for her.
"No… OR ELSE JIRIAYA WILL WIN ALL MY MONEY!!!!!"
It is currently February 24, 2007 at the time of 11:03 PM.
The exact time that I finished this chapter!!
Well there you goo!! ;D Aren't you happy that I updated?? Actually, I did this last night… I just didn't want to post this up… Wanted my fans to suffer!!! Ahahahah… Not really… xD Hope you actually liked this chapter like the other ones! I added some ShikaIno fluff! At least I think I did… Also some NejiTen too!! Next chapter, there'll probably be some SasuSaku fluff and also with NaruHina!! Aren't you guys proud of me?? xD
The half day before was like, 3 weeks ago… When we got our report cards back!! Guess what?? I GOT ALL As!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! xD
sighsss I think I did well on the tests too… sniffs Poor me… I think I aced 2 of them… Spanish and Health… JUST NOT MATH!!!!
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Edit: …Meh. There's really nothing to say… I was bored out of my mind so I decided to re-edit this… x.x