This chapter is told from the South Park point of view once again. It picks up from the end of Chapter 9.

Chapter 10: The Sweet Escape

Stan explained to Tweek what has happened since he was expelled. Tweek laughed.

"What the fuck's so funny, asshole?" Cartman asked.

"W-We agreed not to tell Brett Favre that Mr. Hat didn't want to break up, because we thought this might happen."

"Where did you see Mr. Hat?" Stan added.

"He's our teacher."

"The fuck?" Cartman said, confused.

"Where are Craig, Clyde, and Token? And who's he?" Kyle asked.

"W-We all got split up when the giant Guinea Pirate and Crab People attacked. Th-They are looking for Craig. And this is Dylan."

"Well hi Dylan. My name is Butters. Nice to meet you." Butters smiled at Dylan, who looked terrified. Not only was he surrounded by people from South Park, but now he was IN South Park.

"Good timing, we were just about to break out of here." Stan said.

"Ok let's go over the plan. First Stan and-" Kyle was cut off by Cartman.

"Stan, Tweek, Butters, Kenny, me, and the new kid run for the exit while Kyle sacrifices himself to the Green Bay Packers."

"No fat ass. No one is dying." Stan said sternly.

"Wait, why don't we just walk out the back door?" Dylan suggested.

"Where's the fun in that, kid?" Stan asked.

"Craig was right, you guys are nothing but trouble." Tweek added.

"Hey, screw Craig. He's an asshole. We tried to make up for the whole losing his 100 dollars and being sent to Peru thing, but he wouldn't join our other bands." Cartman said.

"Well I'm going out the back door. If you guys want to try your plan, and probably make things worse and destroy your town, again, go ahead." Dylan said defiantly. He and Tweek walked to the back door.

"The Packers will stop them and they'll come crawling back." The two walked out the door. "Any second now." A few minutes passed and none of the football players even seemed to notice. "Goddamnit." Stan cursed and the four boys followed behind Tweek and Dylan. Butters stayed behind. He was too scared.

They decided they needed help. They had to find Craig, Clyde, and Token. They hurried to the bus station just outside town. They were in luck. The buses were still running. They boarded the bus to North Park.

After the drive, the boys got off the bus to see nothing but destruction. The buildings in the south area of town were destroyed, but the homes further north seemed undamaged. Crab People were everywhere.

"Oh my god, look!" Kyle shouted. They looked to where he was pointing and saw the Guinea Pirate from Peru.

"Didn't Craig defeat him?" Stan asked. Dylan scoured through his backpack he had brought along with him. He pulled out binoculars and handed them to Stan. Stan scanned the town and spotted Clyde and a blonde girl kissing on top of the community center.

"I see Clyde! Lets go." The boys rushed to the building, careful to avoid being spotted. They pulled at the door but it wouldn't budge.

"It's locked." Kyle said with a frown.

"No its not you stupid Jew. You're using the wrong door." Cartman walked up to the left side of the double-door entrance and pulled. The door swung open and the boys entered. They scaled the staircase to the roof, where they found Clyde and Britney talking.

"Clyde!" Stan shouted. Clyde was startled by the familiar voice.

"Stan? What're you doing here?"

"We need help getting rid of the Green Bay Packers. They've taken over." Clyde and Tweek looked at each other and giggled. "It's not funny."

"Say Clyde, who's your girlfriend?" Cartman said slyly.

"She-She's not my girlfriend." Clyde said worried. "This is Britney. We're uh, just friends."

"Oh please Clyde, we saw you two up here." Cartman said. He then proceeded to mock them. " 'Oh Britney I love you sooo much!' 'I love you too Clyde! Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.' "

"Stop it fat ass. You can pick on Clyde later." Kyle took the binoculars from Stan and searched around. He spotted Token looking around by the pond. He was surrounded by Crab People though, and they wouldn't be able to get to him. He then spotted a blue hat in the distance. "I think I see Craig! Over there at that gun store."

"What about Token?" Cartman asked.

"He's by the pond. Too many Crab People. He's fine though." The boys headed towards the gun store.

They were nearly there. Just another block and they'd be across the street from Craig. As they drew close, two Crab People marched out of an alley and spotted them. They started to charge at them when two loud bangs rang out. The Crab People dropped to the cold pavement. The boys looked up to see Craig with a rifle. He motioned for them to come up. The boys climbed the crumbling ladder and met up with Craig and Rick.

"Thanks Craig. You saved our asses" Kyle said.

"We need your help. We told Brett Favre that Mr. Hat was breaking up with him and now the Green Bay Packers are holding the town hostage demanding to know who he's with now." Craig, Clyde, and Tweek looked at each other and giggled again.

"See? I told you guys that was something they'd do." Craig laughed.

"Goddamnit we don't have time for this. We need to save Token from the Crab People, stop the Guinea Pirate and Save Sou-"

"Guinea what?" Craig interrupted Stan.

"Guinea Pirate. The one you defeated in Peru. And we then have to save South Park with Mr. Hat's help." Craig sighed. He hated getting mixed up in those guys' bullshit, but he had no choice. This stuff would follow him wherever he goes anyway.

"Fine, lets go." Craig got guns for the rest of the boys and they headed for the center of town. They began gunning down the Crab People terrorizing the people.

"Damnit Cartman, don't eat them!" Kyle yelled.

"But they're so delicious." The Crab People noticed Cartman eating one of them and, panicked, ran away to return to their underground lair. Cartman chased after them.

"Hello, boys." The Guinea Pirate approached. "I just want Craig. The rest of you can live. Just hand him over."

"Look, I don't want to stop you, I don't care, I'm just going to go home, ok? Watch." Craig started to walk away when the ground started to glow. "Oh goddamnit not again." Lasers shot out of Craig's eyes, defeating the Guinea Pirate once again.

"Guys?" Token walked out from behind the stunned guinea pig with Leo. The boys were all reunited, and now all that was left was to save their hometown.

End of Chapter 10