DEATH NOTE :
"The Road Trip Of Insanity''
Chapter : 10 :
"Traffic Jam'' Part : 2
Near looked in the rear view mirror and then looked over at Misa. Misa yawned and looked at him.
"Misa , do you want to play Truth Or Dare ? ,'' Near asked.
"Sure ,'' Misa said.
"Alright ,'' he stated , "Pick.''
"Um. . . . . .Dare ,'' Misa replied.
"I dare you to kiss L ,'' Near said.
"WHAT ?! ,'' Misa and L shouted.
"I dare you to kiss L ,'' he repeated.
L and Misa looked at each other while Near smiled.
"Fine ,'' Misa stated closing her eyes and shrugging.
Next Misa put her hands on L's shoulders and got her face real close to his. L stared at her as Misa planted a soft kiss on his lips. L blushed and she broke the kiss.
"Hm , Interesting ,'' L said.
"Near , Truth Or Dare ? ,'' Misa asked.
"Truth ,'' Near replied.
"Are you and Mellow a couple ? ,'' she asked.
"WHAT THE FUCK ?! ,'' Mellow shouted , "EWWWWW !''
"No ,'' Near said , "Mellow , Truth Or Dare.''
"Pff , Truth ,'' he replied.
"Do you have a sexual craving for chocolate ? ,'' Near asked.
"WHAT ?! ,'' Mellow shouted , "FUCK NO ! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY ?! Light , Truth Or Dare.''
"Dare ,'' Light said.
Mellow smirked.
"I dare you to strip naked , put on Misa's bra and underwear and then go outside and run around the van singing ,'' Mellow said.
Light gaped at him in shock and then striped naked.
"Misa , underwear please ? ,'' Light asked.
Misa handed Light her underwear and he put it on.
"Go ,'' Mellow said.
Light opened the side door and then got out of the van. Next he started to run around the van in circles singing.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ! ,'' Light sang as he ran , "I'm running around this van in Misa's underwear and singing this stupid song. When I get done I'm going to kick Mellow's ass. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA !''
Mellow fell to the floor of the van laughing his ass off. Near was video taping Light on his camera. L and Misa were staring at him with bemused expressions on their faces. After a few minuets Light stopped singing and got back in the van.
"That was - ,'' Mellow started.
Light growled and punched Mellow in the face. Mellow fell back and then kicked Light in the stomach. Light groaned in pain , wrapped his arms around Mellow's ankle , pulled off Mellow's shoe and sock and then bit his big toe.
"OOOOOWWWWWW ! ,'' Mellow shouted.
Next he kicked Light in the face with his other foot and then punched him in the mouth.
"SON OF A BITCH ! ,'' Light shouted.
Next Light started to get up and Mellow wrapped his arms around his neck. Light struggled to break free.
"LET GO OF ME ! ,'' Light shouted.
"NO ! ,'' Mellow shouted.
"Alright , guys ,'' L said , "That's enough.''
Mellow and Light stopped fighting and glared at each other.
"What the fuck ? ,'' Near asked , "Hey , I was video taping that for my web page. L , why did you make them stop ? That video would have been ratings gold.''
"I'm sorry , Near ,'' L stated , "Light and Mellow if you two don't want to start walking behind the van for the duration of this road trip I expect you to behave better and get along.''
"What ? ,'' Light asked , "There is no way in heck that I am going to get along with this piece of shit.''
"Yeah ,'' Mellow said.
"Very well ,'' L stated , "Then you may both walk for the rest of the road trip.''
Light and Mellow looked at each other.
"Fine ,'' Light said.
"Fine ,'' Mellow stated.
They shook hands and smiled.
"Good ,'' L stated , "Now back to the game. Near , Truth Or Dare ?''
"Truth ,'' Near replied.
"Do you have a craving for sugar ? ,'' he asked.
"No ,'' Near said , "Mellow , Truth Or Dare ?''
"Dare ,'' Mellow answered.
"I dare you to hold this spider in your hand ,'' he stated.
Near held up a spider in his hand.
"Fine ,'' Mellow said , "I'm not afraid of spiders.''
Mellow held out his hand and Near placed the spider in it. Mellow stared at the spider as it started to crawl towards his arm. Then it started to crawl up his arm. Then it crawled on to his shoulder and then in to his hair.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ,'' Mellow shouted , "IT'S IN MY HAIR ! GET IT OFF ! GET IT OFF ! GET IT OFF ! GET IT OFF ! GET IT OFF !''
Mellow screamed and opened up the side door of the van. Next he ran out of the van , got on the ground and started to roll around.
"IT'S IN MY HAIR ! ,'' Mellow shouted again.
"Mellow calm down ,'' L said getting out of the van.
Next he got down on his knees , picked the spider up by it's abdomen and then threw it in to the street.
"Alright ,'' L stated.
"Hey ,'' Near exclaimed , "It looks like the traffic jam is ending. Let's get a move on.''
Everyone got in the van and Near started the engine. Next they continued down the road. L picked up the map and looked through it.
"Ah ha ,'' L said.
"Ah ha what ? ,'' Light asked.
"I found out what we can do next ,'' he said.
"What ? ,'' Near asked.
"Visit the Hyena Caves ,'' L said.
Light groaned.
END OF CHAPTER : 10.