KH25: I want to thank all my reviewers for…..reviewing and hope they like this chapter. Its been awhile and first chappy of 07!! I think.

Axel: You should know numbnuts!

Demyx: Actually I should know cuz my nuts are numb!

Roxas: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone stares at Roxas

Roxas: WHAT!!??

KH25: Anyways onto next chappy im risking everything by being impatient and not putting a disclaimer up this chapter. They've been in every one so far so I think people get the point.

Everything Happens to Roxas

Chapter 10 (wow I got this far)

Demyx's Revenge

Roxas sat in his living room watching his T.V. He was bored. Axel was nowhere to be seen, Sora and Riku went to Destiny Island on a date, and Roxas couldn't call Zexion. Hello he'd kill me for kicking Demyx's sacred area. Roxas picked up a note his mom had left for him. It read:

Dear Lazy Moocher Son of Mine,

I'm leaving this house because you are so lazy that you……are lazy. So that means I'm leaving you to fend for yourself from now on. Oh, and breakfast is on the counter.

-Mom

Roxas grimaced. He got up off his seat and slowly approached the kitchen. He hoped to god there wasn't a soup can there. He looked around the kitchen. No soup cans. Good. He waltzed into the kitchen and picked up pop tarts. He put the pop tarts in the toaster and turned it on. Roxas then proceeded to exit the room, when miraculously, something different than a soup can attacked him. It was the pop tart's family. Roxas was defeated easily by their sugary goodness.

While he lay on the floor, he heard the front door open and close. He got up slowly and crawled to his hiding space. He heard the thud of boots walk across his kitchen floor.

"Ooh! Pop Tarts! Yummy!" The invader greedily ate the pop tarts. The stranger then left the kitchen.

"Oh Roxas! Come out come out where ever you are!" The invader beckoned. Roxas' blood went cold as he heard a chain saw come to life and maniacal laughter. He peeked out of his hiding space to see a dark figure cut his refrigerator in half. Roxas mentally screamed. Why was this person trying to kill him? Roxas needed to escape quickly before he was discovered. While the invader was busy munching on the contents of the fridge, Roxas began to crawl out of the kitchen. But Roxas' luck was about to come to an end. A soup can fell from the top shelf and landed beside Roxas. The figure turned to see Roxas get up and run away. Roxas could have sworn to hear the last soup can of its kind laughing at him, claiming its well sought out revenge.

The figure chased after Roxas, chain saw in hand. The figure quickly gained ground and swung his chainsaw at Roxas' head. Roxas ran up the stairs and into the attic, where he closed and locked the passageway. Roxas found a great hiding spot and sat down. He waited for three minutes before getting up and silently crawling to the passageway. Before he got there the attic lights were turned on. The lights revealed the dark figure holding up a dead bloody Axel. Roxas screamed and ran for it. He locked himself in his room, which the door was easily kicked down. Roxas was being backed into the corner, tears flowing freely from Roxas' face. Roxas sat down as the figure raised its chain saw in the air. Roxas closed his eyes awaiting certain death, but nothing came. He looked up to see the chain saw up, and the seemingly dead Axel walked into the room. Axel pulled down the hood to reveal Demyx who laughed evilly.

"Happy Halloween!" The pair said in unison. They looked down to see Roxas crumpled up in a twitching pile. Demyx looked at Axel and Axel just shrugged. Demyx got an evil idea. His revenge would be sweet.

Roxas woke up in Axel's bedroom. Now this was freaky. A) He always ends up in a part of Axel's house. B) He's in Axel's bedroom! Roxas looked over to find Axel asleep beside him. It took Roxas a few seconds to realize what had happened. Roxas sat up and screamed. Demyx was at the foot of the bed holding a camera.

"Um….no I didn't?" said Demyx before he scampered out of the room. Axel began to laugh. Axel got up and pointed and laughed at Roxas. Every laugh got Roxas more pissed off. Finally Axel got Roxas so pissed off that if there was a meter reading on how pissed of Roxas was it would say "male PMS". Roxas grabbed Axel's head and bashed it off the wall five times, punched Axel in the stomach ten times, and repeatedly kicked Axel in his sacred place (hey he's Axel's boyfriend, he can do that! Go Roxy Go!). Roxas then poured orange and black paint on Axel.

"Happy Halloween nutjob!" spat Roxas before he exited Axel's house.

Epilogue of chapter

The next day Demyx posted the pictures of Axel sleeping with Roxas (which really was just a gag nothing happened) on the town page. Roxas got pissed again and chased Demyx down the street along with a pissed Zexion chasing Demyx for using his wrist cutter to chop vegetables. "Doesn't everyone know it's for cutting my wrists? Huh? Do they!!!???" stated Zexion angrily on the front page.

KH25: I know this was a short chapter but I put my heart and soul into this.

Axel: And liver, spleen, brain, gluteus maximus…

KH25: SHUT UP!!!

Axel: eep……

Roxas: Go Roxas, it's your birthday, gonna beat up Axel like it's your birthday!

KH25: ok……..well please review peoples. Reviewers get a Demyx plushy and if you press its hand it laughs manically and makes you sleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend against your own will! Isn't it great?