Authors Note

A little note to everyone, some part of this story would involve Harley, don't worry you all will see plenty of Deadpool sooner than you think! As for the question if this series will continue after Arkham Knight, well let me get through this story first as well as make the next story after, then we'll see where this series go from there.

DDK does not own Deadpool or Batman

"speaking"

"thoughts"

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the idiot side

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the smart side

Chapter 10: Deadpools Next Target!

Harley would slowly start to stir awake for who knows how long, it just accured to the mix haired woman that she had the craziess dream. First she was back in her old job as a phychiatrist in Black Gate on Christmas Eve, then she had first met Joker in what she thought was love at first sight when talking to him, but then later on after she help him escape jail and joined up with the Clown Prince of Crime the abuse had started in their relationship. It continue on for years until the events at Arkham Asylum, where Harley had met the most amazing man that entered her life by the name of Wade Wilson aka Deadpool, a man that had risk his life back in Arkham City when she was poisoned by Joker thus Wade had to donate his blood to cure her. Since then, being as it was a merely short time, Harley had never felt better in her whole life and tonight had been a wonderful Christmas Eve even with all of this interruption of people wanting her Puddin alive for some reason. However it all had came crashing down when she saw the image of her ex-boyfriend's grin and a gun in his hand pointing right at her, so being as she is about to wake up Harley would believe that this was just a dream, one that she wish never end, and would go on continue with her life until a familier voice spoken to her.

"Harley? Ooohhhh Harllleeyyyyy!?" when Harley open her eyes there was a blurr of purple right infront of her view while she was on the floor, waving it's hand , till slowly her vision returns to see the shock and horror in display," Can you hear me, Harley?" Joker asked with a grin on his ill looking face. This cause her to quickly back away from her ex-boyfriend in fear of what the mix hair woman was seeing, looking behind the Clown Prince of Crime some of Deadpool's new thugs were waiting for her by the door with confuse looks on their faces.

"Hey uh..boss lady? You alright?" one of the thugs asked her, that is until his buddy punch his shoulder.

"Are you fucking dumb? She just fainted for no damn reason, we're lucky the boss isn't around to..." what ever the thug was about to say Harley's attention was broken with a fingers snap infront her face, looking over she saw it was Joker that snapped his finger.

"Oh don't mind them, haha they can't even see me anyways!" he said with a small laugh, then he would start pacing back an forth while speaking once more, "Now don't be surprise, you knew that this would bound to happen sooner or later. And quite frankly I wish it was sooner, already that foolish idiot that you called 'Puddin' has poison your mind. Well not anymore if I have anything to say about it, all the years of being together are now about to pay off Harley with me..inside..your..head!" The Joker said as he did his trademark laugh that Harley knew well over the years.

Harley herself would turn her shock face to a frown now, watching at the now hallucination of her ex-boyfriend laughing, as she got up to her feet and walked off towards the exit behind the thugs, ignoring them as she passed along as Harley intends to do what Wade had instructed and she wouldn't let anything distract her. Even if that means having to hearing the laughter of the decease illusion of the Clown Prince of Crime.

With Deadpool, back to the server room.

Once he had return to the Cell Block to make sure Harley was safe and sound Wade had return to what he was planning on doing, getting inside was simple by teleporting in. Now the Merc with the Mouth was sitting down indian style with the Dead-Pac out in his hand and was currently hacking into the systems, it was a three level hacking progress which each one was difficult, right now Wade was on the final level as he guided the Deadpool version Pac-Man through the maze while avoiding the security anti-virus 'ghosts' until he suddenly got an unsettle feeling that made him look up from the screen and looked towards the readers.

"Uh...does anyone got the feeling that something bad is gonna happen and we suddenly get pissed off?" Wade asked out to no one but him and his inner voices.

"I would say 'No', but now I'm getting that feeling as well."

"It's like a bad storm is comming our way and we won't even know it!"

"Well we'll deal with that later, just as soon as..." Deadpool was cut off when the alarms through out the whole GCPD building that went on full alart, looking down Wade realized that the hacking was still active but he ran out of time! "Fuck! God damn it Author, you cause me to get distracted over this bullshit!" Wade yelled out as he glare hatefully at the Author.

"Of all the rotten timing, why can't we get good distraction like looking at boobs?!"

"So much for stealth, finish that hack and download as much intel as we could. No doubt we'll have company within seconds."

Taking his smart inner voice advice, Wade would finish up the hack and download the intel he was searching on Black Mask. Just then he heard multiple footsteps echo from outside the room and getting louder meaning that it was close, thinking quickly the merc would dig into one of his suit pouches and pulled out a blowtorch in hand then hurry his way to the door leading in the hallway where the echoing footsteps came from and used it to seal it up, preventing from anyone entering.

"Shouldn't you wear protective googles or something?"

"Why would we? It has such pretty colors!"

"The least I could do is keep them from getting in, no thanks to the fuckign Author for distracting us!" Wade said as he sealed the door, going back to the Dead-Pac he would start finishing off with hacking dispite to already running out of time. During the process he heard that the cops were at the door trying to get in only to find that it was sealed shut.

"Door won't open, quick bust it down!" the sound of Cash's voice could be heard as the door would move upon the impact of some officers trying to bust it down. Looking through the hacking process Deadpool was now in and download had immediatly started as the banging sound became louder, taking a quick look of what little intel he had so far Wade discovered that Black Mask's mysterious unkown partner had appeared about several years ago but was never investigate due to lack of evidence of his or her existence. Wade would of looked up more but the sounds of the door cracking gotten his attention.

"Crap, looks like that door won't hold for much longer."

"We need an escape plan, and that doesn't mean just the room we're in."

"Right, now if I was Batman what would I do?" Wade thought as he looked around the room until he found another air vent on the side wall, just then the door was busted open as police officers armed with pistols and rifles in hand stormed in with Cash and Bullock along with them, the two cops looked around the sever room was empty.

"What the hell? I thought someone was in here?" Cash said outloud as he aimed his gun around to survey the room, just incase the intruder was still in the room.

"The alarm went off, someone was in the room hacking all of our stuff." Bullock replied to him, he too was confuse of finding the room empty.

"Damn it, you think those SWAT boys trip the alarm to send in a wild goose chase?" Aaron asked Harvey, being as knowing those SWAT guys were nothing but dirty cops causing trouble when Gorden wasn't around.

"More likely, Branden never did like Yin. But that don't explain why two of their boys were found dead in the bathroom, better check every room in the building." Harvey suggested as one by one each cop left the server room to look for the intruder. Once they were gone the room was quite, that is until one fo the computer screens fell off to reveal Deadpool inside, who was VERY cramp up inside just enough to fit when hiding from the cops.

"I think one of those wires is shove up my ass...ow." Wade said as he manage to get out from his hiding spot.

"When you thought 'what Batman would do', that was exactlly the oppisite."

"No, we just done something better than Batman!"

"Yeah, what the hell is the Author thinking? I'm ten times more better than that pointy ear guy, just like how I'm much better than Wolverine!" as Wade said this he recieved a beeping sound from a commlink, taking it out and pressing the button to answer Wade place it by his ear, "Yellow this is Deadpool speaking, don't say my name twice unless you be a hot chick!" Wade called out.

"Really?"

"What? Every hot girl should."

"Boss, we manage to clear out the stuff SWAT use and all loaded up to go." One of Deadpool's new henchmen had told him over on the other end.

"Um...shouldn't Harley had told us that?"

"That is puzzling indeed."

"Well that sounds great and all, my only concern is...why the fuck are you calling me?! Where's Harley?" Wade said feeling abit upset that it was not his sexy girlfriend that was talking to him, hearing the sound of her lovely voice always brings Wade's spirites up.

"Uh..Quinn is...not looking well. Not in a ill sick way mind you, it's just she seem..troubled however she did manage to get us the stuff we needed." the thug explained to his boss, which confuse Wade more as he had a bad feelign about this.

"Just get those supplies back to Arkham City an armed up to the teeth, I'll take care of Harley when I see her. However, if anything bad happens to her...I'LL PUT A BULLET IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR HEADS!" Wade yelled into the thugs ear, then his voice sounding angry as he would pant hard to catch his breath before continuing, " Now I don't suppose you know another way out of this station, do you?" Wade asked now all sounding calm with his voice.

"...Well I remember one of those SWAT assholes saying a police chopper on the roof ready to take off." the thug had said, although with the tone of his voice sounding fearful after hearing Deadpools threat.

"Thanks buddy! Click." Wade said as he cut off communication, hearing another beeping sound Deadpool saw the the download was complete on the Dead-Pac meaning that it was time to leave, "Alright the downloading is done, time to go get that helicopter and leave GCPD's to their surprise present!" Wade said outloud as he made his way to the exit out the server room and into the hallway.

"Can't we just teleport there?"

"Well the Author said it would be too easy, so he want us to walk."

"Oh come on, that's just bullshit right there dude."

"Indeed, I do believe I saw a elevator that would lead us to the roof from the Bullpen room though."

"The one where we almost got caught within the meeting?"

"Exactly so."

"Well then it's a good thing that the room is currently empty though." Wade thought as he entered the large room and indeed it was empty. Though believing that would change in a second being as GCPD was on high alert with his presence, Wade would make his way to the elevator door and press the button until it opens then he would step inside just as the doors to the Bullpen room busted open with SWAT comming in the room, "Oh fuck! It's the dirty assholes in blue!" Deadpool shouted as he rappidly press the button to close.

"There he is! Open fire!" Howard Branden order as he and his squad start shooting their assault rifles at Deadpool, which the Merc with the Mouth would ignore the bullets flying right at him as he manage to flip the dirty cops off by holding up two middle fingers in each hand just as the doors closed, " Son of a fucking bitch! To the roof, go!" he ordered as he kick down the door that held the stairs up to the rooftop.

"Boy does Braden look so old with all that grey in his hair!"

"It would appeared that years hadn't been kind to him."

"Yeah, maybe he should plan his own retirement." Wade thought as he waited till the elevator to stop at his destination which in a matter of seconds the ding sound comfirm he was there, however once the doors open it reveal Ellen Yin that was the one that greeted him. Looking surprise of who was in the elevator the woman reach for her gun but was too late when Deadpool grab and spun her around to pin her back to the wall and pin both her arms up above her head with one hand, " Ellen, what a surprise to see you again! Did you miss me babe?" Wade asked sounding happy to see her.

"Get your damn hands off me you bastard!" Yin told him with a hard glare in her eyes, not sounding too pleased with the Merc's presence, however Wade would ignore that demand as he lean his mask face forward to hers.

"Come on babe, where's your sense of the Christmas spirite? In fact..." Wade paused as he used his free hand to dig into one of his suit pockets till he pulled out a Mistletoe and held it above their heads, "..this is one of my favorite parts about the holiday with a hot woman. Pucker up!" Wade said as he made a lip shape on his mask, Yin though had a look of disgust on her face and responded with a swift yet hard kick to Deadpools balls. The results, white eyelids going wide and extreme pain running in his body, causing Deadpool to let go of the woman to take a step back and held his own groin with both of his hands, "...You gotta love the pissed off ones." Wade said, although his voice was alot lower to make him sound like a chipmunk.

"Real smooth right there."

"Oh that's gonna hurt for awhile."

Feeling satisfied that she gotten the mask merc off from her, Yin was about to arrest Deadpool had the sounds of rapid footsteps comming from the stairs caught her attention. Turning her head in time to see Branden and a couple of his SWAT men standing beside him pointing their weapons at Wade, " Branden, what the hell are you doing?!" Ellen asked as she gotten in between him and the suspect.

"Get outta the way Yin, I'm taking this bastard down!" Branden warned her, it was then that Deadpool would finally speak up once he found his voice back in the right tone.

"You know...he's just gonna shoot you anyways. I mean come on this is like a perfect setup, there's like five of us in here right now with me being a random hired merc and he having two guys from his unit that would back him up when he would lie to Gorden that I killed you in cold blood. So..."Deadpool pause a moment when he pulled out a gas mask all of a sudden and handed it to Yin, " ya might want to put this on!" Wade told her as he shoved the woman inside the elevator and closed the door before Ellen would protest.

"The fuck is he doing?" one fo the SWAT guys whisper his question to his boss, which Branden could only shrug his shoulders of not knowing until Deadpool would answer while holding up a detonator in hand.

"This my crooked friends, is what happens if you eaten a rotting taco out of a dumpster! Click and BOOM!" Wade said as he pressed the button, just then every sticky bomb he planted within the air vents went off in a booming sound that followed by a loud farting sound. Just then a brown like fog shoot out from the vents and into the room as Branden an his men started coughing violently by holding onto their throats with their hands then they all start going down the stairs to escape the 'death' air, Wade meanwhile would make a quick escape through the exit door and was outside in the cold snow.

"Ah fucking BBUUURRRRR! I forgot how fucking cold it is out here!" Wade complained out loud as he saw the helicopter on the landing pad then quickly teleported inside where is was much less cold, "Ok that's a little better, now to find Black Mask." Deadpool said as he started the engine up and took off in mid air.

"HAHAHA! Did you see the looks on those assholes faces back there? They look like they were gonna die!"

"Ah, the old stink bomb present. Yeah that's gonna take them out for about a week to get the stench out."

"Atleast Ellen has that-" Wade was cut off when the helicopter he was flying suddenly shook and the alerms starting to go off, looking in the back Deadpool saw that the tail end was blown off and on fire, "Oh shit! We're going down! Mayday, sweet lords of chimichungas and boobies help me!" Wade cried out while in a failed attemped to steer the choopter that was going down and crashed onto a random roof top. Out in a far different on another roof was a lone figure that held a sniper rifle in both hands before lowering it down after shooting Deadpools flying vehicle from the sky.

"Heh, bullseye." Floyd Lawton, aka Deadshot, said to himself as he would make his way onto another rooftop where the marksman would get a clearing view onto the crash sight.

Meanwhile at the crash site, Deadpool had manage to crawl himself out from the flaming wreckage with parts of his suit being torn up, "Ugh fuck, what the hell just happen? Helicopter's tail things don't just blow up for no damn reason." Wade asked outloud as he started stretching and popping some bones that were out of place in his own body.

"I think I've heard a gunshot sound being made over the roaring engine sound. If I have to guess, it would be Deadshot."

"What that Bullseye wanna be that ripped off our name?"

"Gotta be, but why do I have the strangest feeling that I want to kill him so badly?" Wade asked in his thoughts as he felt a very urge of wanting to kill the marksman assassin so badly.

"Yeah, what did ever do to get us SO pissed off?"

"I've haven't felt this much rage since the time we watch that movie the Author gave us."

"Which one?"

"Assault On Arkham."

"Nah can't be, only time that we gotten pissed off was..." Wade halted his mid thoughts as a certein scene came to his mind.

"..."

"..."

"...HE HAD SLEPT WITH MY HARLEY!"

"HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR THIS!"

"KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!"

Chapter End

"FUCK!"/"FUCK!"/"FUCK!" Deadpool and his inner voices had yelled out.

DDK out.