[And here we are - The battle I've been building up to; Kyon v.s. Haruhi. I hope you guys will get a thrill out of it...]
"Y…y…YOU'RE JOHN SMITH!?"
"Well, no, because that isn't really my name. It was a code name I went by. People call me Kyon, but my real name is….."
"SHUT UP! THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD BE JOHN SMITH! AND BESIDES, YOU STILL NEED TO FIGHT ME!" There the Haruhi I'm familiar with!
Haruhi touched the wrist on her kamui, which Satsuki told me was named Junketsu. She was then engulfed in a bright light, and did a transformation sequence.
"Life-fiber synchronization – Kamui Junketsu!"
Holy crap, her uniform is over-sexualized!
"Hey Kyon…I can tell you're…..'Excited'…by her." Shionketsu said, following with a chuckle.
"Shut up Shionketsu!"
Haruhi then unsheathed her sword, which Satsuki said was named Bakuzan. At least that wasn't alive, because I've had enough of objects that are usually inanimate being sentient.
"Now then no star, we fight right now!"
Well, looks like its coming down to this…Its finally time for me to face Haruhi…I'm both nervous and excited at the same time….And not in the way Shionketsu just said…..
"Shionketsu, are you ready for this?"
"Sure am!" He said before he deployed his arm-blade.
"Alright! The battle between me, Lady Haruhi of Honnouji Academy, and Kyon, who claims to be 'John Smith' will now begin!"
Me and Haruhi both ran towards eachother, her wielding Bakuzan, and me with Shionketsu's arm-blade…..I can't believe it…I finally get to beat the crap out of Haruhi! Sure, she might destroy the universe, and Itsuki will regain his memory just to scold me, but at this rate, I don't care! Nothing can stop me from defeating Haruhi!
….Or at least that's what I thought before something or someone appeared between us.
And whatever it was, it was very pink, and was holding a parasol. I'm guessing it was a person.
"Is that!?..." Ryuko said frantically in the audience.
"No, I don't think that can be Nui." Satsuki said, hoping to calm Ryuko.
"But what's to stop Suzumiya from reviving Nui!?"
"…That is true. But I just know that isn't Nui." Satsuki said with great confidence.
"What is she doing here!?" Haruhi said in a panicky voice.
From where I'm standing, I can't see who she is, because the back of her head is blocked by her parasol.
"Hi there Lady Haruhi! I haven't seen you in awhile!"
Oh no…..I could NEVER forget that voice…..
"Oh, did I interrupt something?"
Oh no…..Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
"Kyon, are ya alright? Ya seem REALLY scared right now?"
NONONONONONONONONO! THIS CAN'T BE HER!
She then turned around…and she was exactly who I feared her to be…..
"RYOKO ASAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Haruhi shouted.
"Oh, I just decided to stop by!" Asakura said before she stuck her tongue out, and I'm guessing she was trying to wink, but couldn't because one of her eyes had a purple eye patch over it.
"Hey Kyon, ya look like ya just saw a ghost…..You alright?" Shionketsu asked me.
I couldn't answer because I was paralyzed in fear….
"What's up with Kyon?" Mako asked.
"I'm not sure." Ryuko said. "He looks like he's cared of this chick taking Nui's place."
"I think I can explain why." Nagato said. "Ryoko Asakura is also from the Data Overmind Humanoid Interface, like myself. In order to see how Suzumiya would react, she tried murdering Kyon by stabbing him, and I stopped her by removing her form the physical world." Everyone else seem impressed that Nagato said that in such an emotionless tone.
"That's terrible!" said Mako.
"And we never really did find a way to kill Nui…." Ryuko said.
I felt like I was losing myself…I wasn't sure what to do…..I really shouldn't be surprised, since Haruhi reset everything, but…The fact that she tried murdering me TWICE makes her terrifying!
Asakura then looked at me. "Oh, who is this? Another kamui user?"
"NEW OBJECTIVE!" Haruhi shouted "INSTEAD OF FIGHTING ME, YOU MUST FIGHT ASAKURA!"
Oh no…..Why do I have to do this….You know what? No! I'm stronger now than I was both of those times! I have Shionketsu! I can defeat her! She doesn't even have a weapon or a uniform!
I ran up to Asakura, about to cut her with Shionketsu's arm-blade, and I actually landed a hit…It was mildly gruesome, but I sliced her arm off.
"Oh, you silly ape!" She said and then giggled. I looked at her, and saw her arm had somehow reattached itself to her body…Man, am I screwed…
She pulled out a weapon that looked like Ryuko's Scissor-Blade, but it was purple instead of red, and the handle was more round than the one Ryuko had. I remember she told me about this…
"Well, in order to see how Miss Suzumiya reacts, I'm going to have to kill you!" Man, that sounds way too familiar….
Suddenly, Shionketsu transformed back into his default state. "Hey Kyon, aren't ya gonna do something!? She's tryin to kill us! Do something!"
Asakura was getting closer to me with her Scissor-Blade….I'm confident this is the end…They say third times the charm, and this is certainly the case for Asakura…
"RYOKO ASAKURA!" Haruhi's backlight shone on both of us, and just in time, or else I'd probably been severed by Asakura.
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T DO THIS EARLIER, BUT I HEARBY FORBID YOU TO SET FOOT ON HONNOUJI ACADEMY!"
Never did I think I'd say this, but thank you Haruhi!
"Well, if you say so, Miss Suzumiya!" She said with with a smile, and then giggled. She then joyfully walked away.
"Thank you so much, Haruhi!" I ran up to Haruhi, and even hugged her. After I realized what I did, I quickly backed off.
Haruhi then slapped me. "Ow!"
"What is the meaning of this!? What do you mean YOU'RE John Smith!?"
"It's a long story, and I have some other people here who'll need to help explain it…"
…
Me, Haruhi, Ryuko, Nagato, Asahina, Hoka, Mako, Mikisugi Satsuki, and the Student Council were all in the Student Council room, and we had just explained everything to her.
"So…I'm not supposed to be the ruler of Honnouji?"
"That is correct." Satsuki said. "At the same time, Honnouji was sunken to the bottom of the ocean."
Koizumi's face lit up. "I don't know how, but I've regained my memory! I remember it all! North High, the S.O.S. Brigade, The Organization…"
I saw Asahina's face light up to. "I remember it too! I'm not supposed to be here!"
"But how is it that they just regained their memory?" Mikisugi asked. "That doesn't make too much sense….."
"Haruhi, do you remember anything?" I asked.
"No, I don't."
Everyone was silent, until Mako crossed her arms, and I heard another "Hallelujah!"
"I think I know why she doesn't remember!" Mako was eating a banana.
"The esper and the time traveler had something to trigger their memory!" Mako was holding two guns upside-down.
"Haruhi needs something to trigger her memory!" She was then dressed as a dinosaur.
"That does seem like a good explanation" I pointed out "But what WOULD trigger her memory."
"You said that in an alternate world, I could make anything I want happen?" Haruhi asked.
"Yes, but that's only in the OTHER world!"
"Kyon, I need to talk to you privately." Koizumi said. We walked out of the room together.
"Actually, Haruhi could very well alter the universe as it is."
Ah crap!
"So, if she wanted to, she could become the most powerful being in the universe?" I asked fearfully.
"Yes, but only if she is aware she is capable of doing so. Whatever we do, we must not let her find out the truth!"
Me and Koizumi walked back into the same room. "Sorry about that!" Koizumi said.
"But if you really did reset the universe, does that mean Ragyo is still alive?" Satsuki asked.
"Yes, she is. And I was planning on betraying her soon."
"Is this at The Great Sport and Culture Festival?"
"Yes. That's what I was planning on doing, until you told me how that worked out."
"Well I know what we can do when that happens!" Ryuko said. "I can do what I did the first time I tried defeating Ragyo! Me and Senkets can absorb everyone else's life-fibers, and then we take that bitch down!"
"I guess we'll do that." Haruhi said. "I'll try to work on planning that. As for now, I want everyone to leave so I can try to plan this."
We decided to do that, and we all left.
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Enter 3rd Person Narrator
When everyone had left the room, Haruhi had a sinister grin on her face. She picked up the receiver of her phone on her desk.
"This is Haruhi. Get me Ragyo."
After waiting a few seconds, she got a hold of Ragyo.
"Well, hello there darling. What is it you called me for?"
"Honnouji Academy will be having The Great Sport and Culture Festival, and that would be a good place to act your plan out."
"That is excellent news Haruhi. Soon, the world will see the power of the life-fibers."
"Right….."
"Now, if you would excuse me, I have a meeting I need to attend to. I'm sorry we had such a short conversation. Goodbye dear."
"Goodbye mother." Haruhi hung up, still grinning.
She picked the receiver up again, but called someone different.
"Asakura."
"Why hello there Lady Haruhi! Why are you calling me after you banned me from your school?"
"Why I banned you is of no matter right now. I want you to knit something very powerful for Ragyo."
"Poweful? How powerful?"
"Something more powerful than a kamui!"
"Like a god robe?"
"Yes, that'll do!"
"Okie dokie! I'll get right on it!" Asakura said before she hung up.
"Excellent." Haruhi's grin only grew bigger and more sinister. "I've got them all fooled. Those no-stars, The Student Council, Ryoko, even my own mother! I'll show them all soon enough….."
[...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I lied, but don't worry. There will be a battle between Kyon and Haruhi soon enough. So yeah, I thought Ryoko would make a good Nui because Nui's character seems like an exaggerated version of Ryoko's; Both innocent looking, but it turns out both are up to no good. As usual,leave your review for what you thought, and follow or favorite if you are interested. And what could Haruhi possibly be planning? Find out,in the next chapter of Kill la Haruhi!]