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Raph laughed as he watched the funny shapes dance in front of him.

"STOCKMEN!" Bishop yelled; very irritated.

"STOCKMEN!" Raph mocked; using his best Bishop voice

"I heard you the first time! I'm coming!" Baxter walked through the door looking down at a clipboard. "I'm a very busy man you know!"

"Unicorns riding pineapples." Raph mumbled as he followed something invisible to the two scientists in the room.

"What's his problem?" Baxter asked walking up and staring down at the delusion turtle.

"That's what I wouldn't to know" Bishop growled. "I was doing tests when suddenly he tells me that he has to go save the Princess!"

Stockman laughed slightly. "It's the venom. It's making him," Baxter crossed his eyes. "Crazy!"

"The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man; put a banana in your ear!" Raph sang, "So I put my hands up and singing my song, you spin my head right round right round! What does the fox say!"

"If you're going to sing; only sing one song." Baxter grumbled

"Your face looks like a kitty!" Raph said; making the last word in his sentence go high pitched; while pointing at Bishop.

"Your face looks like a frog." He retorted.

Raph laughed; trying to sound like an evil villain; and then started drawing in the air with his finger. Baxter watched for a minute until he realized that Bishop was glaring at him. "What?!"

"Fix him!" Bishop gestured to Raphael; who was now telling them he was Bowser.

"I'll eat you all!" He roared. "I'm the Koopa king!"

"Ok, ok, but that means I'll have to give him an antidote, which will heal him." He stated

"Then just put him on a sedative!" Bishop growled. He couldn't have the turtle heal; he needed it sick for his experiment; and then to let it die so he could dissect it.

"There's 'blue's clues' and 'Tarzan' and 'Digemon' and 'The DoodleBops', and 'ghost busters'…." Raph rambled on and on; not looking at anything but the ceiling.

"A sedative would be nice; but he might be crazier when he wakes up." The Dr. warned.

"BAH HUMBUG! Christmas is for bubs like you!" Raph said sneering at Bishop and Stockman

"I'll take that chance." Bishop growled.

"Bill Nye the science guy! Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill" Raph said; his voice getting deeper with each word.

Baxter walked over and placed the sedative in Raphael's arm.

"Ouch! Stupid Rabbit! You can't have my Lucky charms!" Raph said sticking out his tongue. His eyes started getting droopier. "We have to go to sleep now," He told them, "Or Santa won't come." He finished before finally falling asleep.

"That was pure torture." Bishop Grumbled.

"It wasn't THAT bad!" Baxter concluded.

"You should have seen him before I called you in." He paused. "How long until the sedative wears off?"

"About 8…10 hours." Baxter shrugged then left the room.

"About 8…10 hours" Donnie said; he was sitting in the passenger seat while Leo drove and Mikey complained in the back.

"10 HOURS!" Mikey yelled, "We've already been on the road for 10 hours!" After they had figured out where Raph was; they explained to their Sensei the situation, and then packed for the trip; bringing food, water, blankets, and entertainment. Which sadly the entertainment that they had wasn't good enough because Mikey was already bored.

"It hasn't been that long." Leo assured him

"9 hours then," Mikey grumbled, "I'm hungry"

"There are fruit snacks in the back." Donnie said glancing back.

Mikey groaned but didn't go to the back; he stayed in his seat and twiddled with his fingers. "I bet Raph's hungry." He mumbled.

Leo tensed for a moment; Mikey wasn't being a big help to relieve his worry. He was right though. He bet that they hadn't even given him water since he was there. This was all the more reason to hurry. Leo pushed slightly harder on the gas pedal; making the van go faster.

"Hang in there Raph; were coming." He thought; keeping his eyes on the road. "You have to stay strong until we get there though."

Donnie noticed Leo's tension and turned around and glared at Mikey "Raph will be fine; we're going to bring him home." He turned back around. "Try to get some sleep Mikey, time will go by faster that way." Mikey nodded slightly.

Donnie was freaking out on the inside. His older hot-headed brother still had poison in him and was getting sicker. He clenched onto his laptop as they went over a bump; so it wouldn't go flying. "Just hand in their Raph; we'll be there soon."

Mikey pulled his knees up and tucked his head into them. Donnie had told him to sleep; but that was the last thing he could think to do. "I'm sorry I couldn't protect you Raph." Mikey thought. "I know you would say you didn't need or want to be protected; that you could take care of yourself. But this time was different. You were sick and in pain; you ARE sick and in pain, and I was in charge of making sure you were safe. I'm sorry I failed." Mikey felt tears form in his eyes and he tucked his head deeper into his knees as the tears fell so his brothers wouldn't see them.

"I won't fail again though, Raphie-boy" Mikey promised. "We're coming."

I don't own any of the songs of cereals or shows or anything that was mentioned in this story

But I do own the plot

I had a really fun time writing this one! Hope you guys liked reading it!