I am SOOOOOOO sorry about the wait! TT-TT Please, beat me until I have paid for my siiiiins!
REVIEWAH WORSHIP!
CrossoverQueen: Coffee is teh shiznit.Ya got the coffe references right.
MP: You got some that HE didn't get.
Me: Shut up. Anyway... 2 out of three ain't bad" I'm not bi, just gay. :D As for why we have not met? -goes to read some of your stories-
imyourvillain: Your reviews are awesome. GO FORTH, THE ROY FANPERSON SISTERHOOD!
Lost-in-NYC: MP here. FINALLY, someone posts about me! Yes, I'm feeling better... not thanks to all you unfeeling people! Anyway, in reward for your care, I shall give you: A PLUSHIE! -hands you a plushie of Roy with a flashlight-
Miyaku: You're welcome! 8:o)
Me And My God Complex: Thanks!
Onyxlight: Thankyou!
BlackMercifulFaerie: You're a ex-Neopets fan, aren't you? And... O..O A TOTALLY WHUPASS AUTHOR! WHY ARE YOU REVIEWING MY CRAP?
MP: Because she pities you.
Fae Elric: Your skill with flattery is matched only by your skill with lying. :D
Amekan: O..O My reviewers are all psychics. -puts on lead helmet-
Fireflies
"I love fireflies."
Ed turned to look at Roy. "Eh?"
"Fireflies. They're so pretty. Like yellow, blinking stars. Don't you love them?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
Ed sighed. "Because, when fireflies blink, they're telling the others that they wanna have sex. You realize that, right?"
Roy was silent for a moment, gazing at the blinking, beautiful, lewd stars of the summer. Then he smirked.
"Ed?"
"Yeah?"
Roy pulled out a flashlight. Blink. Blink. Blink.
-ewwwww!-
Me: I have reached the tenth chapter!
MP: Nooooooo!
Me: Nutjob.
Barry The Chopper: Yes?
Hawkeye: Honey, just come back to bed.
Me: OH. MY. GOD.
MP: WE HEARD NOTHING! -flees-