Beyond Birthday VS Light
by ~cherrywolf99
I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE. WARNINGS, HINTS AT YAOI AND LIGHT BREAKS THE 4TH WALL.
BB: Give me jam!
Light: Give me an N.
BB: You want Near?
Light: Give me a T!
BB: Who is T?
Light: An apostel.
BB: Ah.
Light: Shake it.
BB: L?
Light: What's L?
BB: The world's greatest detective.
Light: Ok then.
BB: Aren't you from Wammy's house?
Light: No, I'm from Japan.
BB: Kira?
Light: I'm Kira.
BB: I'm Beyond Birthday, I hate L too!
Light: Are you sure?
BB: Yes, Light Yagami, I'm sure of who I am, not sure about hating L though.
Light: So, you are not sentient then. Good to know. We don't want skynet taking over.
BB: Mello, said you were an ass when you wanted to be.
Light: I said I was caucasion.
BB: No! You said you were from Japan, and that you are Kira, so Light Yagami, you are not caucasion.
Light: I never said that! I never said where I was from!
BB: Lies! That might work on your lover Mello, but it won't work on me, kkuhaha.
Light: Do you think consistency is overrated?
BB: No I don't agree with that.
Light: If I ask you 'Are you a Robot?', Would the answer to that question be the same as
the answer to this question? Just answer 'yes' or 'no'.
BB: The answer is give me jam or die.
Light: Are we strangers to love?
BB: Mello is your lover, so idk.
Light: No. He is a character from Death Note.
BB: And so are we.
Light: Sure. Why not?
BB: Kira you have lost your mind. did you give up the death note again?
Light: I am a girl, so I'm afraid that all of my exes are men.
BB: I heard about you cross-dressing as Misa once.
Light: I did not know that I was there.
BB: Don't try that, Matt told me you were there.
Light: What is your name?
BB: Beyond Birthday.
Light: Oh, how did you know?
BB: This is boring, I'm leaving. FYI your numbers are about to run out, bye bye.
Light: That was lame. Say something cool.