Pranksterz

By: The one and only- Pretty Nacho.

AN:// -cough- Erm, testing is still going on, so I am happy I am able to get this out, even though I should be asleep, it's 10:33 already and it's kind of a rule to be in bed at at least 9:45. Shh, haha. Luckily both my parents are already asleep so they won't know the wiser. Anyway, hope you enjoy the paragraph, I'll start on the next one when testing ends (Wednesday next week).

Warning: A bit of yaoi in this chapter DON'T WORRY- there isn't much. (:

I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter

"Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto blinked, obviously she had been expecting her name to be called, but once it was called, she froze up like a deer caught in particularly bright headlights. Naruto stared widely at Dumbledore who was holding the paper in his right hand. "Naruto Uzumaki?!" He repeated, almost angrily now.

"Go Naruto," Hermione said softly, pushing her forward. Naruto scowled and began to walk towards Dumbledore. Naruto could feel the tension. She walked swiftly up to Dumbledore and asked.

"What do you want, old man?!" she pointed an accusing finger at Dumbledore. He handed her the piece of paper and gestured for her to walk into the adjacent room where all the champions were held. Naruto walked in with confidence that she wasn't sure she had.

The pretty girl-Fleur was her name- glared at her, recognizing her because of her piggy pudding-eating ways. "Do they want us to go back out there?" she inquired, tossing her hair back in a snooty way.

"No, if you were listening, you'd know that by some odd twist of fate, my name came out of the cup and I was directed back here. This is odder than the time Akamaru disappeared for a while and Kiba thought Chouji had eaten him." Naruto nodded sagely- as if what she said had made any type of sense- and tossed her hair back in a fashion most similar to Fleur.

"That is not possible!" The large woman (who Naruto guessed was her sensei or something of the like), "You must of cheated, the little brat!" The large woman pointed a gnarled painted finger at Naruto.

"Now, now Madame Maxine now is not the time for assumptions," Dumbledore said, breezing in smoothly, "Everything can be solved in a calm manner." He then turned around and shook Naruto harshly by the shoulders, "Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?!" Naruto shook her head, her eyes wide with fear. Dumbledore then released her and straightened his beard, "See? That was solved."

"Well obviously she is lying!" Madame Maxine protested.

"I must agree with Miss Maxine on this matter," Mad-Eye said, hobbling into the room. Naruto glared at him, crossing her arms over her chest. What would he know with his creepy eye and artificial leg!

"May I remind everyone that it would take an extremely powerful wizard or witch to fool the Age Line that Dumbledore drew? And to confuse the Goblet into thinking that four schools were competing instead of just three." Snape defended his favorite Gryffindor, daring anyone to refute what he said. Naruto inwardly cheered him on.

"I demand a redraw!" The man with the beard said. Dumbledore waved a hand.

"That is not possible, Igor, as the cup cannot be activated for another year," He looked around in a contemplating fashion, "I believe that only there is one person qualified to decide whether Miss Uzumaki stays or not…" Dumbledore glanced meaningfully at an old man who cleared his throat, his eyes darting back and forth nervously.

"Well, the rules clearly state that if their name was drawn out of the Goblet they must compete, Miss Uzumaki will compete."

"Yes, score!"

"I still have no idea what your messed up intentions are."

"It will all fall into place later, young one."

"Now is not the time to go all Yoda on me, damn it!"

The adults respected (although obviously not agreed with) the man's decision and they all slowly filed out of the room, leaving the four contestants to stare at each other. Silence filled the room until Naruto yawned.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to bed, you know beauty sleep and all that." Naruto began to walk out of the room, Cedric stood up and hurried after her, a bit uncomfortable with the way Fleur had been eyeing him.

"Hey Naruto, wait up!" Cedric called, Naruto paused and allowed him to catch up. They walked quietly for a while until Cedric broke the silence. "I think I know why you entered your name into the cup." Naruto looked suspiciously at him.

"Do you?" she questioned warily. They were nearing the Fat Lady so she paused and turned to face him.

"Yes, you see, I think you're absolutely crazy about me. When you found out that I had entered my name into the cup you found a way you could get close to me, so you concocted a brilliant plan and entered your name into the cup. All to get my attention. Well consider my attention yours." Cedric practically purred.

Naruto grinned and leaned forward so that her face was only about three inches away from Cedric's, "You know, you may be right. I might want to get close to you, I might be absolutely vying for your undivided attention," Cedric's eyes darkened and he leaned forward as if to kiss her but Naruto held up one finger pressing it to his lips, "but you'll never know." With that she turned around and dashed to the portrait, "Good night Mr. Diggory."

She opened the portrait and was surprised when streamers flew at her and people jumped out screaming congratulations. She leapt back in surprise. Both Lucy and Priscilla rushed up to her.

"How'd you manage it?" Fred inquired, awed at the girl's amazing skills.

"Well, at least there's a Gryffindor champion, even if it isn't me," said a tall girl- Angelina- patting Naruto approvingly on the back.

Naruto's eyes widened at how accepting her friends were, they were not accusing her like Sakura would've been if she were there.

"Yeah, great job." Said a voice sarcastically, Naruto glanced towards the voice and saw Ron who glared at her before stomping up to the boy's dorm. She looked on a bit worriedly, but was quickly whisked away by Fred and George who claimed she needed to drink tons of butter-beer.

The last of the great gang Akatsuki stood around the quickly decomposing body. Madara pointed a finger at Kisame. "You must grab the crotch, or it won't work." Madara stated. Kisame paled and inched towards the body.

"You serious?" He stuttered out, looking like a baby seal that was about to be clubbed to death.

Madara nodded, "I am positive."

Kisame properly 'eww'-ed before quickly grabbing the rotting crotch and closing his eyes. The rest however watched in wonder as a bright pink light surrounded Kisame and transported him away in a poof.

"So you really have to grab…there?" Zetsu inquired, squirming rather uncomfortably. Madara snickered.

"No, I just thought it'd be funny." And with that said he shoved Zetsu towards the body, he was engulfed in a bright orange light and disappeared in a manner similar to Kisame's. Finally Madara closed the eye that held the Sharingan and opened it, activating his most powerful form. Concentrating his chakra, he placed a hand on an arm that seemed like it was about to fall off and then he too disappeared with a soft poof and a flash of orange light.

Kisame opened his eyes to see Itachi before him. "You're alive?" He asked dumbly, but Itachi ignored him and stepped right through him. Kisame whirled around to see himself. He stared in horror as Itachi grabbed his other self and proceeded to kiss the living daylights out of him. Kisame's mouth dropped open in horror as other-him responded positively to the treatment and wrapped his arms around Itachi's neck.

"No…" he whispered and looked to his left only to see Sasori and Deidara embracing in an intimate manner. He whirled to his right to see Pein whipping Madara who was screaming, 'I'm a good boy!'

"WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!" Kisame screamed, dropping to his knees and sobbing softly into his robes. "There's no place like home, there's no place like home…"

Zetsu opened his eyes to see that he was inside a rather dingy hut. He sneered at the horrible lack of interior decorating. The front door flung open to reveal an absolutely large man with a beard.

"Well look at this little guy, Fang!" The giant man boomed, "I've never seen such a remarkable creature!"

Zetsu found himself running in fear from the man who was insisting he come back so that he could be 'cataloged' probably some type of torture. Zetsu threw a glance behind him to see that the man was chasing him waving around a…

"NO! Not a butterfly net!" He screamed, running even faster.

Madara opened his eyes (or eye, whatever) and saw that he was currently in a rather dense forest. He stood up and brushed the dust off his robe with dignity, that is until a frantic Zetsu ran into him, knocking him over.

"RUN! HE HAS A BUTTERFLY NET!" Zetsu squeaked out, pointing behind him. Madara looked up to see a large man waving a net around screaming.

"COME BACK HERE LITTLE FELLER!"

Madara paled and joined Zetsu in running for their lives.

"You have failed me once again!" A high pitched voice screeched. The sound of a smack resounded through the room as Voldemort pimp-slapped his follower. "You fool! How could you fail such a simple mission?"

The follower held his cheek, his eyes downcast, he had failed his master and for that he was truly sorry. He glanced up at his master, but immediately looked back down.

"I'm sorry, but the strangest thing happened with the Goblet, it suddenly burst out with nine large columns of flame and-,"

"Wait, nine large columns of flame? Did these flames have a dark feeling about them, and were they a reddish color?" Voldemort narrowed his eyes at the follower.

"Yes sir, they also felt very powerful, there was nothing I could do." The follower nodded frantically, hoping to get himself out of trouble.

"Very well, your mistake might work in my favor in the end; Nagini will not eat you for dinner tonight."

Somewhere in the room a snake hissed in obvious displeasure. The follower bowed several times.

"Thank you Lord, gracious Lord, oh humble Lord."

"Yes, now leave before they notice your absence."

YUP, it was a bit shorter than most chapters, but mostly because I wanted to get everything in place. (:

So yeah, everything's slowly progressing, yessss. :D

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-Pretty Nacho