"…There is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-burstein-von-knacker-trasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleenisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"
-Monty Python Day Calendar
Hey! I'm back! Did you miss me? (Big eyes) The funny thing is, this is the second time I have ever done a 'court trial' sort of skit, so I hope it's still funny, without being too repetitive. ONTO THE FABBO REVIEWERS!
Mokuba's Official Glomper
I think Bianca would probably explode on command…HA HA! YES! MARIK TORTURE! Truly the best! Oh, and the day I run around in a shirt that tiny is the day I die. I once tried a bikini on for fun. WORST EXPIERIENCE EVER! I still have nightmares from when I was foolish enough to turn around and look in the mirror.
I have one person who reviewed on your recommendation! THANK YOU! (Gives chocolate chip cookies) Oh, and for Taurus, I looked it up, and your good with Virgo's or Capricorns. But the one you might find a good relationship (or rip each other apart) is in…SCORPIOS! (Grabs Ryo and Seto) NO! THEY'RE MINE! I WOULD HAVE BEEN A TAURUS IF I DIDN'T POP OUT FOR TWO MORE HOURS…
Anyway, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! ENJOY THE CHAPPIE, AND EAT THE COOKIES!
LeDiva
Yay! There is nothing as fun as Marik getting a physical! And a couple people liked the Seto and Bianca moment as well, so YAY! And I'm glad people are starting to take a liking to Fubuki too. Boy, I just keep bringing loonies into this fic…
ANYWAY! Thank you for the review! Enjoy!
Anmarie Miriel
Goodnight Moon probably was my favorite book when I was a little kid, and I asked my parents to read it to me over and over and over again! But the first one I ever read by myself was More Spaghetti I Say.
Doctor Crumpy was sort of a joint character in creation, because when I was getting my physical, dad made a comment that I should be grateful, because state law requires that school physicians had to be dead before they could examine people. So Doctor Crumpy eventually spawned from a combination of my Dad's horror stories and my own personal whimsies. Even Hobo has a story behind him.
My philosophy is that people try to avoid the word 'death' in a real context as much as they can, hence the many sayings. And good for you with the birthday . I hope it's a cool one, since I share my birthday with Tristan O.o. I laughed when you said that Mobster would be crushed. She would be! Luckily, I keep the idea that Ryo is British alive and well in the story.
TANKIE SPANKIES FOR THE NICE REVIEW! Enjoy chapter ten!
Biblo-Sama
YAYZ! Thank you! And I'm glad you liked the warped version of Fubuki (I wonder how far off he is from the original…). And by the way, what's RP? It sounds like fun!
PH34R N0T, for I return! And I hope you enjoy the chappie I returned with!
Black032
Huh. Maybe it is, and I was just misinformed. But really, who thinks up these things anyway? Probably fangirls…
Anyway, thanks for reviewing! Enjoy the chapter!
Pink-kiss-candy
I like the name!
Aaaaaaw, YOU'RE SO NICE! Thank you! I actually read 'Why Tristan's Hair is Spiky' and 'FUN' from your works, and I thought that they were funny too! YAY! WOOT!
Anyway, thank you so much for the super nice first review, and I hope you continue to enjoy!
ShadowFire2
See 'Why couldn't I have been born two hours later' comment. Then I could have been compatible with Ryo and with Seto (or hate his guts)! WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL? I DEFY YOU STARS!
Yeah, I just can't stand the emotional trauma that must be caused by giving birth to a kid with spiky hair. That must have hurt! No wonder she shows her face in the show, she's too ashamed…
THANK YOU! I hope you like this chapter too! And another thing, if he has a mom, where the heck's Yugi's dad?
Serenity-yugioh-fan05
HEY! Great to see you! I can't wait to see the next edition of BOOBAH LAND! I want to see Joey somehow change into a girl. That would make my day…
Thanks for reviewing! I hope you come back sometime!
Bananawings72
SETA KAIBELLE WAS HILARIOUS! I really like the fact that a mega man like Seto must suffer the horrors of being female! MUA HA HA! AND THE 'LEAK' BIT WAS HILARIOUS! PRICELESS! PRICELESS!
And the tampon thing is so true! The whole concept that…never mind, this is rated K+ after all.
Anyway, thank you for liking the story! I'm glad the fact that I'm overloading it with characters is to your liking! I really hope you update soon, and I really, really hope that you like this upcoming chapter! Toodles!
Princess Mika of the Shadows, Sazmo, Shippou, and Yami
WOOT! Another funny review! HAHAHAHAHA the swearing bits were funny! And good luck with the speech! I'm good at acting, but I'm an awful speaker. And heaven forbid I ever join debate team, for when I do…YAMI SHRI COMES OUT, AND SHE'S OUT TO KEEL! KEEL I SAY!
Let's get away from that…wow! Yami taught me a brand new word! As a thank you, I send to your masses…BISHIE PLUSHIES! (Sends Yuki, Kyo, and Momiji, and Chibi Ryo plushies, and give a huge 'I wuv Seto Kaiba' plushie to Yami).
FEAR THE PINK FLOYD! And thank you for the brand new words, ah, I mean, weird Egyptian apology card, ah, I mean, THE REVIEW! YES THE LAST ONE! Enjoy!
Tcrahpr Nte
HET OBRXE RSBIFE FO MEDIES
"We are terribly sorry about the previous announcement of what the chapter is supposed to be titled," said Pegasus, sitting in a swivel chair behind a very professional desk. "The previous was a result of circumstances beyond our control, because SOME PEOPLE was messing around with the type face and switched it to ANAGRAM!"
"We said we're sorry, can't you just drop it?" said Raphael, who was duct tapped to a chair with Valon and Alister.
"Have no fear, as I'm sure you're all very curious to what the chapter's title actually is, we're working right now to getting it back to the way it's supposed to be," said Pegasus. "Now, don't worry or try to solve it or anything, we'll have it all sorted out in a jiff! Really! For now, just read the chapter like you normally would, and we'll come back when we've think we've fixed everything up. 'Kay? Please enjoy this chapter!"
---ooo---
"Okay now little boy…KEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" said Marik, with his creepy fack cough. "Now let me just get out my scalpel and-"
"IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN DOCTOR CRUMPY!" said Yugi happily. "YOU AND GRANDPA HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS, SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING, AND IF I HAVE THE SLIGTEST SUSPICION YOU AREN'T HIM, I CAN TURN YOU IN!"
Complete silence.
"Uuh…" said Marik.
"Can you call me that name that you always do when we see each other Mr. Crumpy?" asked Yugi.
"The um…specific one?" asked Marik.
"Yep!" said Yugi.
"The one that you'll know for sure that I am Doctor Crumpy if I say?" asked Marik.
"Yup!" said Yugi.
"The one that is so secretly specific that if I get it wrong, you will know for complete, one hundred percent certainty that I am not Doctor Crumpy?" asked Marik.
"OH YEAH!" said Yugi.
"Uuuuuh…Yugi?" asked Marik.
"YAY! THANKS DOCTOR CRUMPY!" said Yugi.
Marik breathed a sigh of relief, as Hobo, Doctor Crumpy's ex-seeing eye dog, coughed pathetically, and Odion now screamed about the Monkey People not paying him properly for the small, South American country he knitted them for Ramadan, knowing that he had somehow won this dimwitted boy's trust. Now, he needed to figure out a way to get him to hand over the puzzle before things got heinously out of hand like they usually do when he attempts to do something evil.
And unfortunately, they were.
---ooo---
Mrs. Chronos-
"I AM NOT A LADY!"
Mr. Chronos is suing Mr. Shou Marufuji and Ms. Mobster no-last-name-on-file for letting a dangerous, relatively untested military weapon of mass destruction into the hands of an idiot named Joey Wheeler, which law codes have stated is punishable by instant expulsion and death. Marufuji and Mobster counter-claim by saying 'well at least we're not a bleach-blonde man lady'.
I still wet the bed sometimes.
"ALL RISE!" yelled Joey, still totting the Executioner's Axe, at the top of his lungs, and everyone got up in the computer room got up.
"ALL SIT!" screamed Joey, and everyone sat down again.
"ALL RISE!"
Everyone got up again.
"ALL SIT!"
Everyone sat down.
"ALL RISE!"
Everyone, this time with a good amount of grumbling, got up.
"ALL SIT!"
Everyone sat down.
"ALL-"
"Oh for God sakes, now you're just overplaying it," said Serenity Wheeler, sitting down at the teachers desk, wearing black judge robes and carrying a huge gavel. "I am Judge Serenity cough honorary cough, and I shall be hearing this trial."
"Hey! That's my desk!" the manic-depressed teacher said. "I don't care if you're a judge, a teacher's desk is a private and personal-"
"OVERULLED!" said Serenity, banging the gavel on the head of the teacher, who 'eeped' and ran back to the end of the room to sit at a vacant student computer.
"Now, as I was saying, I am the (honorary) judge to this case!" said Serenity. "I am the master of all you're pathetic lives, and I can turn them into an empty void of misery and destruction should I choose. Which reminds me…before we get started, are there any Serenity bashers in this room?"
"I'LL SAY!" screamed a teenage boy named Stephanie, with a huge, character basher thing on the front of his shirt. "SHE'S AN UTTER WHIMP! And she's gotta have, like, a brother complex or something! She deserves to die! In fact, give me three minutes alone with her and-"
BZZRP!
The boy turned into a chicken.
BZZRP!
Then a calculator.
BZZRP!
Then a blaquelamange.
BZZRP!
Then a record player.
BZZRP!
Then a strawberry.
BZZRP!
"AH!" screamed Stephanie, turning back to his original self.
"Anyone else?" asked Serenity, blowing smoke off the tip of her wand with a pixie star at the end of it that she pulled out ten seconds ago.
Everyone frantically shook their heads now, while a boy named Stephanie ran off screaming to the school guidance councilor.
"Okay," said Serenity, straightening out the papers on the teacher's desk. "Now it's time to tell me your defense lawyers."
"I shall be defending myself," said Chronos. "You do know that I have a minor degree in law, and as a teacher, I have much experience of manipulating the masses for my own selfish goals."
"Oh dear," said Mobster.
"Defense, present you're lawyer," said Serenity.
"Uh…" said Shou.
"How about my kudama?" asked Mobster, pulling out a tree spirit bobble head thing, straight out of 'Princess Mononoke'.
"Uh…" said Shou, as the little kudama's head tilted to the side, and snapped back with a cute, little rattle sound.
BAM!
Crashing through another ceiling tile, landing rather painfully on his bum, was Fubuki.
"BLOODY CEILING GHOSTS!" screamed Fubuki at the top of his lungs. "I'LL GIT YEW NEXT TIME!"
"Accepted," said Serenity.
"WHAT?" said Shou. "You ca-OH MY GOD, FUBUKI'S OUR DEFENSE LAWYER!"
"Sweet!" said Fubuki, pulling out the Slaughter Stick.
"What's wrong with that…Fubuki guy?" Mobster asked Shou.
"Mobster, this guy makes you look like Asuka!" said Shou with a panicked squeek.
"Hooraaaaaaaaywe're dead now aren't we?" said Mobster.
"Yep," said Shou. "But come to think of it, Asuka must be getting pretty worried about us by know, huh?"
---ooo---
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY, WE'RE HAPPY ALL THE-"
BAM! WHAM! SLAP! BANG! BAM!
Asuka was proceeding to beat up a member of the Happy Chorus in the weight room, screaming at the top of her lungs, occasionally kick boxing him when she was especially mad. This was actually her third one, two other beaten up chorus members laying bruised and bleeding on the floor, yet still managing to sing their silly song, while ASV and Double S watched on in both amazement and horror.
"Aaaaah…I feel so okay now…" said Asuka, at last ending the onslaught on the third chorus member, which looked on his way out. That's what you call stress relief!
"Asuka…are you sure you're done?" asked Double S in a timid voice.
"Yep, that felt good!" said Asuka. "Now, back to our situation. Shou is missing. I can handle that. Mobster is missing too. A bit harder, but that will be easy to knock off too. Fubuki is loose in the school. Problem. Chronos is after Shou. Problem. The Ultimate Evil is loose in the school. Definate problem. Dubbers have been spotted on the grounds. Overwhelming problem."
"Well, I'm sure that once we find Shou, we can get Chronos of your back," said ASV thoughtfully. "And the Evil One can't be that hard to track down, and once the source is found, the dubbers will be pretty much cake."
"That doesn't change the fact that we have a lot to do, and not a lot of time to do it," said Asuka, walking out of the weight room with the two. "I didn't want to do this, but I think we need a bit of help. I didn't want to push it…"
"Push what?" asked Double S, as Asuka pulled a little blue hand button, and pushed it.
"Well, once there was a guy I knew, who was in a bit of a pickle, cause he was short on cash, and needed to pay his tuition bill for the academy," said Asuka. "I bailed him out, and he wanted to return the favor. So if I ever need a hand, all I have to do is push the button, and he'll pop over and see what he can do."
"Like a genie?" asked Double S sweetly.
"Uh…" said Asuka.
---ooo---
Meanwhile, little did Asuka know that she was being targeted by a lone, hit-dubber, who was sitting on a roof and aiming at her through the window. He peered though the aiming lenses, focusing right on her, smilling evily to himself. He took particular pride in his work, being credited with all the most horribly dubbed works in Anime yet. And he was turning his sights toward Asuka, unknowingly soon to be his first victim.
A carnal smile eased itself across his face. This was all too easy. Turning her into a daisy skipping boy fanatic wouldn't take more than an ounce of his plasma based dub amo.
He eagerly felt the machine vibrate in his hands, taking one last look at his target in purest form and-
BAM!
---ooo---
"SORRY MR. CULT PERSON!" screamed Seta from bellow, who, feeling especially friendly at the moment, threw a pencil straight at him, causing it to jam into the triggering mechanism in the Dub-o-matic, exploding in the cult members face, causing him to have a stupid name, and start ranting in sentences with no punctuation. "Now to go find Azusa!"
---ooo---
Meanwhile, far-ish away from Domino High School, atop a very tasteful looking mountain, there-
---ooo---
"Okay, sorry to interrupt, but I think we've finally got it up and running!" said Pegasus ecstatically in an announcer desk. "Okay, here's the chapter title!"
El Capitulo Diez
LA ROPA INTERIOR DE FALLECIMIENTO
"Sorry, sorry," said Pegasus awkwardly, pulling out a control panel from under the desk. "Hang on, maybe if we press this button…"
---ooo---
Meanwhile, far-ish away from Domino High School, atop a very tasteful looking mountain/cliff, there was a dark and scary mansion thing, which always had a nice black silhouette, and every few moments or so, especially during climatic moments, a huge peal of thunder would sound from behind it, briefly illuminating it.
BOOM!
Like that. Anyway, inside, lounging on a huge, plushy sofa, a man lazily flicked through television channels, finding that once again, everything on television was utter garbage. However, to his horror, a little blue button on an extremely dusty side suddenly started blinking on and off, and then, the mysterious figure turned around, quickly flicking off the television. Then, with one wicked cool move, he bounded out of the chair, and landed right next to the little light, turning it off.
"Today is the day I pay my debt…" said the mysterious guy, quickly rushing over to the closet and tearing out a coat hanger that said 'evil cloak', and with one movement, ripped off the evil cloak and tossed the coat hanger to the side. Then, while putting on the cloak, he slammed open the door, and heroically walking into the backyard where, lying next to the garage, was a go-cart labeled 'Doom Mobile'.
"This is it," said the mysterious figure, hopping into the go-cart and pushing it against the ground to start it rolling. "Ever since six months ago, when I asked Asuka for ninety quid to pay off tuition, I at last can hope to unsaddle the burden of shame, and-NO! RIGHT! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
BAM!
The go-cart fell off the edge of the mountain/cliff, spiraling down twenty feet, before eventually landing with a sickening sound of metal and wood crushing to the ground, gravity smooshing it toward the Earth's core.
"No wonder why this property was so BEEPIN' cheep…" said the mysterious figure, as one of the tires spun lazily on its axle, which was up in the air. "'Up and coming real estate' deez…"
---ooo---
Meanwhile, our delightfully dim heroine, Bianca, was bouncing merrily down the gym hallway, looking for any form of electrical device to smash. However, since she wasn't exactly keen on identification, she decided to lay to ruins anything that halfway resembled an electrical appliance, even things that happened to be alive.
"Wow, that was the ugliest drying machine I've ever seen!" said Bianca, staring at the twitching mass of patheticness that was the gym teacher. Someone among the karma police finally decided to wail on him. "OOH! A LAMP!"
"NOOOOO!" screamed a random kid getting out of the gym locker, running up the stairs as fast as his legs can carry him.
"WAIT MR. LAMP!" said Bianca, pulling out a metal baseball bat. "I NEED TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
To Bianca's shock, or at least, mild curiosity, the-
---ooo---
"Alright, we really think we have it this time, we really do!" said Pegasus, tweedling his thumbs nervously. "I am both very excited, and somewhat frightened. Here we go…"
Bundan Juu
HOUGYO NO SHITABAKI
"Okay, next time, defiantly," said Pegasus.
---ooo---
To Bianca's shock, or at least, mild curiosity, the boy's locker room, in a burst of light and power, slammed open, and a ghostly, green glow began to radiate from it, as a fog slowly formed, forming a whole, mystic kind of atmosphere, and floating from the room came a pair of…Barney Boxer Briefs.
"AWESOME! I MUST HAVE TAKEN TISH'S ALERGY PILLS INSTEAD OF MINE BY MISTAKE AGAIN!" said Bianca.
"Herro widdle giwl...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKeehee…" cackled the pair of underwear. "I irm de girst of Dowctwo Crimpy…HAAAAAAAAAAAACK…"
"WOO! UNDIES!" said Bianca.
"I kirm to seek horribele rewengie fwom da pweety widdle bronde girl…HAAAAAAAAAAAACK kee hee hee…" said the underwear. "Wir izer Marik…"
"Sorry, Tish never told me to give directions to hallucinations, or eat the gray stuff I find in the drain," said Bianca firmly.
"I weel find yer Marie…KERHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK kee hee…" said the ghostly pair of underwear, quietly floating off to find its victim. What society didn't know was that since Doctor Crumpy was as blind as a fish you could find in Lake Erie, he could easily mistake anyone for his prey. So it was up to one woman, Bianca 'Beelezbarkles' Last Name History Has Thankfully Forgotten to save the world from the most deadly pair of men's underwear known to mankind!
"I WANNA SODA!" said Bianca, bouncing off to the cafeteria. As Grim once said, 'Why does the fate of mankind always fall into the hands of idiots?'
---ooo---
"Alright, the prosecuted will begin," said Serenity. "Madame-ah, sir, please present your case."
"Well, there's not much to say," said Chronos. "For some reason, K-Division Team, that's the team Mr. Shou is a part of, along with his teammate, Asuka, got their hands on the Executioner's Axe, which your idiotic friend now holds in his hand."
"YOU ASKED FOR IT MAN LADY!" said Joey, firing up the Executioner's Axe, about to barbeque Chronos to a pulp.
"Not now Joey, wait for the final verdict," said Serenity, as Joey sighed sadly, deactivating the Axe.
"In fact, just having this man hold it in his hands is a sign that Shou is guilty!" said Chronos. "I have no issue with Mobster to my knowledge, but Shou is one of the lowest ranking students in his class, and he should legally be punished by means of expulsion and execution!"
"Aw, that's cold dude!" said Fubuki.
"Pathetic defense…present your case…" said Serenity dully.
"RIGHT!" said Fubuki. "Don't worry, I have the perfect strategy that will win this case hands down for us!"
"You aren't going to kill anyone are you?" Shou asked pathetically.
"No, maybe…kinda…will I kill anyone…huh, you know, I don't know," said Fubuki.
"Joy," Shou muttered dully to himself.
"RIGHT!" yelled Fubuki, trying to perform a 'Dukes of Hazard' move using the table, unfortunately, having his pants getting caught on a corner of it, causing them to rip off, revealing an oddly white pair of boxer briefs. "Now, I shall begin the defense case, which will be in the defense of these two people, of whom need to be defended…in this case…which is happening right now…unless of course, you believe there is no such thing as linear time, and there really is no such thing as the present and-"
"Stop stalling," said Serenity sharply.
"RIGHT!" said Fubuki. "Now, I shall pull out my defense plan from this way-swank briefcase!"
Fubuki winked and gave the two a thumbs up, while Mobster rolled her eyes, and Shou slapped his hand against his forehead.
"Now then," said Fubuki. "For my opening move, I will ask how many people in the jury will be easily bribed."
"FUBUKI!" yelled Shou, as more than three quarters of the people in the room put their hands in the air.
"Right, setting that aside," said Fubuki. "How do you know that THAT is the real Chronos?"
"Uh…what?" said Serenity.
"How do you know that Chronos is actually Chronos?" asked Fubuki. "Why, once, I was stuck in a situation just like this, it must have been about one year ago…"
Wavy Flashback Effects
"WALKIN', I'M WALKIN', I'M WALKIN', OH YEAH!" said Fubuki, walking on a weird looking transportation machine he invented himself, which was a kinky cross between a skateboard, a bike, a wagon, and was powered by him walking on a belt he ripped out from his mom's treadmill. "I'M CRUISIN' BABY! GETCHER MOTOR RUNNIN' BER BERBERBER BER BER, CRUISIN' ON THE HIGHWAY!"
"Fubuki…Fubuki…" said a voice from the sky, as the clouds began to part, and there was a huge beam of light coming from the sky, as a gospel chorus sung somewhere in the background. "Fubuki, you have been chosen to lead your people to a new age of prosperity…"
"HEY! I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPPINION BUDDY!" yelled Fubuki to the sky, as he was then zapped by a bolt of lightening, throwing him off the weird transportation vehicle, up ten feet in the air, causing him to land about fifteen feet away from his transportation thingy, completely burnt to a crisp.
"WOW! I think I shattered every bone in my body!" said Fubuki. "Oh well! At least I can ride my-"
That's when his transportation vehicle got nailed by a stampeding heard of wildebeest, horses, cats, and other random animals.
"BEEP IT!" yelled Fubuki.
"Excuse me young man," said an old lady who was walking by. "May I have your gallbladder please?"
"TWELVE THIRTY!" screamed Fubuki, punching the old lady in the face. Then, with a kooky kind of laugh, he skipped away.
Back to Reality Effects
"And that ends my wonderful story," said Fubuki.
Everyone was silent.
"MY FATHER USED TO BE A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAAAAAAIN…" Fubuki began to sing.
"We are so doomed it's not funny," said Mobster.
---ooo---
"Right, now, we're going to do some…doctory things…" said Marik uneasly, fishing throught the drawers of obscure medical instruments that he didn't have a clue how to use. "Okay…this is a stethoscope, right?"
"That's a thermometer Doctor Crumpy…" said Yugi, pointing to the mercury thermometer that Marik had in his hand. "Wow, it must be hard to keep track of everything when you're two hundred and seventy six…"
"Uh, yeah," said Marik, quickly throwing the thermometer back into the drawer and ripping out a battle axe dating from the Masai tribe, which Doctor Crumpy aquired in 1853. "Now we're going to test the reflexes…around your neck. So I must ask you to take off your Millenium Puzzle, because I don't want to clean up the bl-I mean for no reason."
"I can't take it off!" said Yugi sweetly.
"Who's the doctor here?" asked Marik.
"But Doctor Crumpy, I can't!" said Yugi. "You see, this puzzle contains the spirit of a long lost pharaoh, who sacrificed his soul to save the world, and sealed it in the Millenium Puzzle forever and ever! But it's my job to keep it on so that whenever he gets bored, he can control my entire body for every sick and decadent whimsy that he pleases."
"Yeah, seen it, heard it, lived it," said Marik. "Now take off your puzzle so I can hack your head off."
"Actually…before that…I have a question to ask," said Yugi.
"Well make it quick, I want to decapitate you this century punk boy," said Marik.'
"Well…" Yugi leaned close to Doctor Crumpy. "Lately I've been feeling very strange. I've been having all these weird dreams that make me feel funny, and I can't stop thinking about girls. Is that normal?"
"Uh…" said Marik.
"And sometimes, for some reason, I just get so moody, and sometimes I get really lonely and sad, and lately, I've been reading a lot of angsty poetry and-"
"Yeahyeahyeah, HEAD HACKING TIME!" said Marik, who was about to slice off Yugi's head in one blow when-
FOOMP!
The extremely loose doctor outfit fell off, revealing normal Marik right under it, wearing nothing but a pair of plaid underpants. Marik sweatdropped, not really knowing how he was going to get out of this one.
---ooo---
You must be getting pretty tired of cliffies by now huh? MUA HA HA HA HA!
Next week, the case continues in the court of Judge Serenity, Bianca fights off the remains of Doctor Crumpy's Soul, and we finally meet the mysterious person who owes Asuka ninety smackers! What horrors will come next? Find out next time!
---ooo---
ChapterTen
THE BOXER BRIEFS OF DEMISE
"YES!" Pegasus cried. "We did it! We did it! We finally-"
"DUDE! The chapter's over!" said Alister angrily.
"It is…nuts…" said Pegasus. "There better be some overtime cash for this…"