OO Ok, seriously, I am not supposed to work on the next chapter this early. It's the day after I wrote and submitted the last one! But do ya'll care? Not as long as it's good, right? If it's good ya'll just want to read it and don't care if it's on the same day or the next day as long as it's out soon.

Well, go ahead and read and just so lawyers won't sue me…

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or caffeine because if I did… I wouldn't be sitting here typing this because I would be stinking' rich and Kuwabara would only live to be my and my friends' slave and torture victim! Kuwabara! Be very, very afraid! I have had Mountain Dew and lots more caffeine! (Meanwhile, where ever Kuwabara is, he is running away scared wishing it was only his sister that was about to hurt him.) (Evil laugh) You shall die Kuwabara!

Kurama was dully staring out the front window from Sky's lap. "There's another stop sign…"

"Not anymore!" Yusuke and Jin cheered, loving seeing everything flat and squished.

Tired of this cycle of repeats, Cat turned on the radio so she wouldn't have to listen to it anymore. A police report came on as if some sort of power just waited until she turned on the radio. Well, Sky wasn't in the mood to listen so she changed the station, and then again and again and again until she finally gave up after realizing the report was on every station.

"There seems to be a Recreational Vehicle (RV) on the streets. It seems to be driven by a mad woman and her child. The running over of a mailbox, some stop signs, and something the investigators fear to have once been a person, seem to be related with this mad rampage. We urge all people to get off the road for your own safety until we apprehend them…"

Sky turned the radio off, feeling quite peeved. "The nerve of them! We just did this town a favor, a huge one by the way, by getting rid of that thing/person that looked like Karasu!" She raved, ignoring the other parts of the report.

Cat nodded to her friend and tried ever so hard to keep from hitting the trees that seemed to run out in front of her due to Hiei's 'magnetism' to them. This caused the RV to swerve and this then caused everybody in the RV to feel like they were riding a roller coaster. You know, the ones with the sharp turns that threaten to throw you out.

Jin and Yusuke were rather enjoying themselves in the back. Kuwa tried to cling on whatever was staying still. Botan and Yukina were on the floor gripping as if it was their lifeline and in this case it might as well been. Hiei wasn't bothered by it that much; he was trying to get into the freezer where they kept his sweet snow. And Kurama was in Sky's lap looking rather bored. Toya was looking positively green and had tried to lessen the amount of sickness he was getting from the RV's swerving by laying his head on his arm. "Do you think you could swerve any worse?" he asked, not ever wanting it answered with a 'yes.'

But some authoress felt like she wanted to turn his comment into a suggestion and make everyone in that RV even more miserable and greener.

A fly appeared out of nowhere and buzzed around Sky's head. In attempt to squash it, she hit her own head by mistake. "Ow! Darn you, fly!" she shrieked.

And Cat being a girl who could handle Hiei at his worst but can't bring herself to kill a bug, left the wheel for Kurama to try and save the fly from Sky. (That rhymes 8D)

"Sky, don't kill it!"

"But, it bothered me! It has to die!"

"Why does everything that bothers you have to die!?"

"Not everything that bothers me has to die!"

"Give me an example."

"Kuwabara."

"Oh. Hey, that's mean!"

"And I care?"

"Good point."

"Can I kill it?"

"No!"

During all this with Kurama working the steering wheel, and Toya(amazingly recovered in attempt to help save their lives) working with the pedals, they were able to stay on the road and out of danger until…

"Omigod! Hiei!" Kurama screamed. Hiei appeared next to him; around his mouth was what seemed to be sweet snow but nobody cared right now. "What?" Kurama pointed to a roadblock… of trees. "How the heck are you better at summoning trees than I am!?" Kurama demanded. Hiei smirked. "My 'tree magnetism'?" Kurama hit himself.

"Oh, for crying out loud, everyone abandon the RV; we're on a crash course into some trees!" Sky yelled, turning away from the fly that was sitting on top of the fridge.

Cat grabbed the four closest to her: Botan. Yukina, Yusuke, and Jin. Sky grabbed the other four and they jumped out the door with a "Whee!" from Yusuke and Jin.

Kurama and Toya looked oddly at Sky. "You know we could have just pressed the brake pedal."

Cat and Sky: -.- "Oh, just ruin all the fun, why don't you?"

Down the road, the RV said 'hello' to the trees and the trees said 'good-bye' to the RV as it exploded into a million pieces. One large piece was still intact and in laid at an incline in the middle of the road but that just means that all the other pieces were really, really small. And to Sky's horror, from the carnage you could see a fly emerge from the smoke completely unharmed.

"Darn that fly!" Sky screeched. "I will kill you!" She started towards the rubble that once was a RV when Cat held her back from getting ran over.

There was an RV identical to theirs driven by an old mad woman and an eight year old. It used the large piece of the Cat's RV to catapult itself over the trees along with a dozen police cars tearing after it.

All ten 'children' stared after what just happened before Cat finally came over her shock and threw a tantrum. "They are getting away with what we did!? That is impossible! If Karasu gets ran over, I don't freakin' care if I get charged with anything else, I want to be the one who did it and the one who gets blamed! I would be a hero everywhere and everyone would call me 'Cat the one who killed Karasu!'"

The Yyh babies: "O.O Scary lady..."

Sky tried to calm Cat down. "Its ok… we can revive and kill him again…' she said. Almost instantly, something flew from the RV and landed in Cat's hands. It was a bottle Coke! Amazingly, that worked in helping her calm down but that brought up a new question. A question that really wasn't related to that.

(I shall answer not-said question by giving you this.)

Using her authoress powers, the narrator brought in a white, stretch limo, along with a butler and a driver.

"Rock on, narrator lady!" Yusuke cheered. "I call shotgun!" Toya and Kurama yelled at the same time, not wanting to be the crazy people.

"Ok, everybody except Toya and Kurama, head for the back seat." Cat called, being the first one in. Yusuke and Jin sat in the very back, kind of missing watching everything being flat and squished and hoped that they would see some flat and squished stuff. They can dream, can't they?

Yukina sat right in front of the air conditioner as Botan sat next to her humming something that made Hiei give her a good bonk on the head. Kuwabara unfortunately chose to sit by Hiei. Not the smartest thing he's done. This is how everyone sat: Sky sat next to Hiei who had to sit next Kuwa who sat next to Yukina who sat next to Botan who sat next to Cat… for awhile.

"I can't take it anymore!" Cat finally screamed as Botan would not stop talking and humming. She stood up and she made Botan, Yukina, and Kuwa slide over and she sat in between Hiei and Kuwa. To stop them from fighting, she said.

Yeah, like one person will stop the great murdering Hiei from fighting!

(Uhhh…he told me to say it... (Points at Hiei))

"Grrr…" Hiei growled.

Sky bapped him on the head before he could continue. "No growling!"

Hiei glared and then sent a telekinetic message to narrator. /You will die very, very, soon…\

(Meep! (Ends chapter before Hiei could get the chance to kill her))

Yay! Hiei scared the narrator! And I am not the narrator by the way. … Ok, I am, but that's not the point. Cat doesn't like the narrator very much and since Cat is actually a lot like me, I don't like the narrator so I'm happy that she's scared. XD

Yeah, I had some caffeine… lots of caffeine… It does weird stuff to your body… (Shifty eyes) Like make me completely aware of somewhere Kuwabara is running for his life from the very mention of my name! (Laughs evilly and then brings out sword and runs in a random direction) (Throws sword off screen and somewhere, maybe half way across the world, Kuwabara is poked with the sword very hard) Yes, I should lay off the caffeine for a while… I scared my parents a little while ago… and my dogs (I have a Chihuahua named Hydei and a fully grown Doberman named Baby) won't even come near me anymore. Hydei now, gets really scared. My Doberman just won't come when I call her; neither will my Chihuahua, but my Doberman will just walk away. They're mean! But I love them!

Answer: 16!

Question: This one's really hard! (Hint hint, wink, wink!!) Okay, we all know who Eight-hands is right? So. How many fingers does he have? Cuz you know he doesn't have as many hands as his name indicates. (Maybe they got chopped off at some point?)

Bye, bye my dear readers! Be lucky I was bored all day so I figured I'd work on the next chapter… and look its finished! (Applause) Yay, me! (Runs around before running into a wall) Ow… Hiei! Come destroy this wall like you did the fence!

Hiei: (doesn't come)

Me: I told you to get over here!

Hiei: (uses 'tree magnetism' to send trees to do it for him.)

Me: Lucky… (Watches wall get demolished by trees) Yay! Remember to review so I can get more caffeine! The more caffeine the insaner it gets! Whoohoo!

Trees: (Leaves a big mess where wall once was)

Me: (Stares at mess.) You could at least clean it up afterwards!

Hiei: (Satisfied that I am highly peeved at the mess because I'll end up having to clean it up, disappears along with his tree friends… er, no, 'followers' or 'servants' were better terms.)

Me: (Forgets about mess) Review, everybody! I'm almost out of caffeine… (Stares at empty box of coke's and mountain dews.) (Groans) Why is the caffeine always gone? (Leaves to beg for mom to buy more)