A/N; Hey guys, and welcome back to heaven, hell, and updating another chapter! This will hopefully get your curiosity up and possible questions which will finally be popped. Not answered but when you just get the question. Now another thing is that I've found managing three stories is pretty easy as long as you set a date for one, plan more for the other, and work on your current chapter. Man of Grimm is still being thought out so I'm kinda waiting for a zinger. To now start the story I will just say these new RWBY episodes are awesome. Not a fan of Neptune though. Pathetic weakling! AFRAID OF WATER? Jesus I just wanna hop out of the arena, walk down the stage, and smack him silly! Starting now.

"You betrayed us! You betrayed me! I thought we were friends, but you're just like Adam said you are. A human who only cares about who pays him lien. You disgust me!"

Jaune awoke with a sudden gasp and held his rushing heart. He looked around and saw Ren sleeping peacefully and sighed. 'Just a dream. Its fine, you're alright, and there's nothing wrong. Why do I keep getting that dream?' Jaune looked up from his covers and sighed before checking the clock. It was around seven, and it was Saturday. For some reason Jaune felt like he had something to do on Saturday as well, but he just couldn't put his finger on it. He shrugged it off and walked towards the bathroom in only boxers with hearts on them. It was in the middle of brushing that he saw Nora's toothbrush in there as well. Of course it'd be pink and white, just like her color scheme.

"Pink and white? Seems familiar…" Jaune stated and paused his brushing to put a hand to his chin. He could swear he had something to do today but he just couldn't remember what the hell it was. He had already sent a full report to Cinder on Beacon's interior, but only about half of it since he had…other business to attend to. Definitely not eating a few chimichangas. He shrugged it off and kept brushing away. After that he got dressed in a pair of jeans and put on his crime shirt along with his coat. He put on his hat and tipped it down a bit to cover a bit of his hair to his right and nodded in approval as he flexed in the mirror with a small chuckle.

'You cannot be this stupid, Jaune. Think very hard on where you're supposed to be. An hour ago might I add?' Smart Jaune stated at Jaune who thought hard about it. Cinder didn't ever need him for anything besides reports, and Merc and Emerald were pretty much on a long term job and dad was busy with stealing, as always.

"Well I'm positive Neo is doing something now. Said she'd be hanging out with me today," Jaune said and flexed in the mirror more, showing out his nice biceps to the mirror with a smug grin.

'But don't you…,' Happy stated before being shushed out.

'Wait for it.'

Jaune took a good two minutes before widening his eyes. "Oh crap I got to go see Neo! I'm late!" Jaune suddenly shouted out, waking up Ren who groaned and turned around, hopefully to get some more sleep, and ran out the bathroom door while tripping down. He scrambled to his feet and ran off towards the nearest airship to Vale. He was so dead now!

'There we go.'

Vale

'Jaune is so dead now. I mean I didn't ask for anything important, but I asked for him to be here at six so we could get in some more time. Jerk doesn't even send me texts, all he does it live at Beacon and train. Wait…could he be flirting with the girls there?' Neo thought out with a worried expression on her face as she stayed near the alley. She gripped the handle on her parasol tightly and looked up.

'No of course not. Jaune wouldn't flirt with some girl, then pronounce his undying love for her, then run off with her, and then leave me all alone and just make me hunt him down, kill his family, and take him for myself!' Neo thought with a reassured smile. Neo was in love with Jaune, and it was the truth. She didn't like him the minute they met since they were at each other's throats, but after a while they soon had things that they shared. However as they got grew, so did Neo's feeling for the blonde haired criminal. Jaune always acted brave in front of Neo, promised to protect her even though she could kill lots of people by herself.

However she just wished he wasn't so…dense! Jaune could flirt, read a woman's blush, but whenever it came to someone other than a completely random stranger he was dumber than a rock! She even meant a rock because if a rock had brains at least it would see a girl flirting with it, but with Jaune it's almost as if he has some anti-flirt barrier around him. Seriously. One time she had even slept in his bed in lingerie and he just woke up and ignored it before brushing his teeth. Literally that lingerie was the most expensive pair she had as well! How could he not blush!

'I'll never understand his stupid logic!'

The sudden beating of feet caught her attention and stopped her thoughts about her blonde Adonis. He leapt into the air almost landed in a perfect handstand. Almost.

Jaune, instead of landing awesomely, slipped on his hands and snapped his neck to the side with an audible crack which caused Neo to immediately run up to Jaune and lift the blonde by his neck. He slowly twisted it back and groaned before letting out a shout of pain.

"Course. Why would I worry about you when you can heal from anything? Haven't seen you lose your head, but I am not willing to try." Neo moved her hands in sign language in front of Jaune's face who could only chuckle at her. Jaune had a way of understanding Neo through her eyes, but sometimes it was best she used sign language. Helped them have conversations and helped whenever Neo gave a signal for Jaune to decapitate the guy he always stands behind.

"Anyways it's good to see you again, Neo. Everyone on my team and team RWBY is weird as hell. I mean sure they're hot, Ruby's in a cute level, but still that doesn't mean it. There's also this bitch of a girl, a Schnee! Can you believe my luck? A Schnee and the bitchiest one of all, can you believe my luck at all? Then there's busty blonde, Yang. Nice rack, good hair, and spicy. Then there's…well remember that time in the Fang? I worked for them for a while." Jaune's words were ignored from then on as Neo slowly listened to him rant, but first came the women…

Neo froze and listened closely to the first parts about the girls of this so called team RWBY…Ruby is cute? Schnee bitch wasn't that bad so she didn't have to eliminate her, but the blonde…she would need to be terminated. Before Neo could formulate a plan on how to sneak into Beacon, torture said blonde, and make sure she didn't touch her Jaune, Jaune already started pulling Neo with him, literally dragging her.

"Let's go get some chimichangas!" Jaune said with excitement and saw Neo put her foot down, stopping them immediately, and making more signs.

"And?"

"And ice cream too." Jaune said and smiled before they both walked together, Neo being very close to Jaune, and Jaune just whistling a tune.

"By the way do you mind telling me the names of the blonde? Preferably her scroll number, location, size, and are there any authorities on campus?"

"I don't see why not. Why do you need to know though?"

"No reason." Neo signed back and began formulating…accidents for this blonde bimbo.

A/N; Yay for this. Anyways they will continue their conversation later on, but for now let's continue onto our little short. Although what are Jaune's dreams, hm? And will Neo actually form some accidents on campus? Who knows? See ya next time guys, and it'll be way better.

Omake: Crazy for feeling

Ren was having quite the morning on this fine Saturday. He was woken up by Nora and of course he was still sleepy from yesterday's fiasco with that escaped sloth from the zoo that Nora somehow managed to do in only two hours. He couldn't blame his best friend though, and team RWBY and Pyrrha and Nora watching the bathroom door.

Wait what? Ren stopped and walked to the group to see what everyone was doing, but for some reason they were all silent. He peeked over the shoulder of Pyrrha and noticed one thing about the girls.

They all had nosebleeds right there. Ruby's face matched that of a tomato as she looked at something in the bathroom. Ren heard the sound of singing and then widened his eyes. He just watched, emotionlessly, at the scene before him.

Jaune, their leader, and possibly crazy guy was singing in the shower. Naked.

"Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling lonely." Jaune sang out as he washed his hair, the water running down his hair and coursing down his defined figure and abs, which he always looked at every morning, and smiled.

"I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue."

"I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted."

"And then some day you'd leave me for somebody new." Jaune sang and lifted his arms in a god position with a smile on his face, his eyes closed as he sang his favorite song for the shower, and elevators, along with washing his body.

Blake was bleeding more than everybody else as she stared at Jaune. His body was that of Adonis, and his figure was perfect, and his singing…why was she suddenly feeling wet? Yang was the opposite as she grinned and stared at Jaune's perfect figure. The guy had the build of a mountain man and the singing of an angel. Weiss didn't want to admit it, but she couldn't help but find the Arc's physical body quite…nice. She kept a hand to her nose to hopefully stop the bleeding. Ruby was just blushing madly, along with small drops of blood dripping down her nose and onto the floor beneath. Nora was just smiling brightly, and Pyrrha…well her nose and face were redder than her very hair.

'See! He's like an angel," Happy Jaune said and Smart Jaune just stayed silent. He didn't admit it, but he found the singing quite nice.

All the girls were glad that Jaune was singing, but they didn't notice him stepping out of it. They were all in their own worlds before they snapped out of it, and once they did they all saw Jaune, naked, with his…

"TOO MUCH!" Blake shouted and her nose sent a spray of blood into the air before she fainted, and so did every other girl next to her, toppling over one another. Ren looked at Jaune who only waved at him and suddenly shut the door. Ren sighed and walked back to his bed.

"I just need a nap."