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Chapter 10: Karaoke
Sango scowled muttering things like 'when I see her she's dead' and 'I got to figure the most painful way to kill her before we meet up again'.
Sango walked away from Miroku heading towards the door.
"Where are you going my beautiful Sango dearest?" Miroku said walking after Miroku like she had cast a spell on him.
"Just going to find Kagome and ruin her date by killing her!" Sango muttered taking on her shoes and jacket.
"But I thought you were happy for them my dearest?!" Miroku shut the door before Sango walked out.
"Miroku move your ass!" Sango said frustrated wanting to get away from Miroku being pretty much embarrassed for groping him back.
"Or what? Are you going to grope my ass 'til it moves?" Miroku said with a perverted smirk making Sango blush. But it didn't take a long time before she moved towards Miroku and smacked him "Pervert!".
Miroku fell to the floor. Surprisingly enough Miroku didn't fall into unconsciousness but soon after rose to his feet once again. "That really hurt Sango! Not only physically but also mentally!" Miroku said in a faked hurt voice "What did I deserve for this to happen to me?" Miroku said holding a hand over his heart looking towards heaven.
"Miroku I hope for the rest of the people living on this earth that you never become an actor! Cause you really suck at it!" Sango said walking past Miroku.
"My dearest Sango why don't you stay with me? We could play a non perverted game or something…?" Miroku asked with hopeful eyes.
"Sometimes I wonder… Are you gay?" Sango asked with a serious expression off course a fake one.
"Gay! Me! Never going to happen…" Miroku answered looking all over Sango to prove his point.
"Your right! Cause if you were… That would mean you stopping with the groping off girls… And the day that happens is the day you get a groping doll! And I don't think the even consist!" Sango said frowning.
"Great idea! Why didn't I think of that!? I'll make a groping doll that looks like you and feels like you!".
Sango boiled with anger "Miroku get the thought of you having sex with a doll that looks like me out of your head!" Sango yelled.
"How did you know that I was thinking of that?" Miroku asked eyeing Sango "I bet it's because you had the same idea just with me as your doll!" Miroku said with the most perverted look he could muster.
Sango smacked Miroku harder than before this time knocking him out and then she left him so he could sleep peacefully.
Kagome and Inuyasha arrived at their destination, the karaoke bar/restaurant.
"So are you hungry?" Inuyasha asked Kagome looking around for a table.
"Yeah kinda" Kagome answered smiling.
They walked over to a table in the little restaurant that lay in one end of the place.
A waiter soon arrived after the 2 sat down "Hallo my name is Hojo I will be your waiter for tonight! What would you like to order?" The waiter asked taking out a block and a pen to write their answer down.
"I would like a chicken menu! What about you Kagome?" Inuyasha asked turning his attention towards Kagome instead of the waiter that was checking Kagome out "I would like the same as Inuyasha thank you!" Kagome answered.
The waiter walked away and Kagome turned to Inuyasha "So umm…" Kagome didn't know what to say but Inuyasha apparently did so he took over Kagomes sentence "So umm… You wanna do something before our food arrives?" Inuyasha asked looking around.
Kagome got a good idea all of a sudden so she stood up and began walking away.
"Where are you going?" Inuyasha asked in confusion.
"Oh! I'm just going to use the toilets" Kagome said awkwardly and Inuyasha didn't believe her one second.
"Ok then" Inuyasha answered suspiciously, then he turned his head back to the table and took a sip of his soda that Hojo had just brought out.
Kagome walked a little while before she arrived at the table where you could sign up to sing karaoke.
"Hi my name's Kagome! I would like to sign up my friend Inuyasha to sing beautiful soul be Jesse McCartney" Kagome said smiling… No smirking is more likely. The guy at the table nodded his head and wrote Inuyasha on the list.
"May I ask for his last name?" The guy asked looking over Kagome.
"Sure! His last name is Tashio if I remember right" Kagome said smiling evilly.
Before Kagome could walk away the guy asked her one last question and that was "Can I get your number since this Inuyasha guy is just a friend?".
Kagome blushed as she replied "Well actually me and Inuyasha is kinda on a date" Kagome smiled apologetically and walked away.
Kagome arrived at the table where Inuyasha was waiting for her.
"Hi!" Kagome said with an all too innocent smile on her face.
"Kagome what are you up to?" Inuyasha asked eyeing her skeptically.
"Nothing, Why? Don't you trust me?" Kagome asked in her most hurt sounding voice.
"No, not really!" Inuyasha answered ignoring the pout on Kagomes face.
Kagome couldn't take the silence anymore so she decided to get to know Inuyasha a little better.
"So umm… What do you use your free time with?" Kagome asked taking a sip of her drink.
"Playing basket and ignoring crazed out cheerleaders" Inuyasha answered making a face when he said the last sentence.
"Are you going for the school team then?" Kagome asked smiling.
"Yeah! Me and Miroku were planning on it. What about you? Have any hobbies?".
"Well I always had a thing for dancing so maybe I could go to the tryouts for cheerleading…" Kagome answered thinking off the possibilities.
Inuyasha looked choked at first but then just began smiling like before.
"I bet you just want to join the cheerleaders to see me playing basket" Inuyasha said smirking.
"And I bet you only want to play basket to see all the cheerleaders doing jumps and turnarounds and so on… in skimpy clothes if you can even call it that!" Kagome said back with her own smirk.
"Oh yeah! I bet you can't even make it on the cheerleading team cause you have to be popular to be chosen!" Inuyasha said still smirking.
"And I bet I can! So what are we betting on?" Kagome asked extending her hand.
Inuyasha took her hand and choke it while saying "What about that if I win you have to sing Barbie girl with some guy that you chose and if you win then I have to…" Inuyasha trailed of wanting Kagome to say the last part.
"If I win you will have to play Miroku for one day!" Kagome said smirking if he wins and I have to sing Barbie girl then I'll just take him with me up on the stage to sing it with me! Then he will be sorry for making me do it! Kagome thought grinning.
The suddenly a loud voice could be heard saying "And the next singer for the karaoke is Inuyasha Taisho with Beautiful soul!".
Inuyasha looked at Kagome who was smirking and chuckling "You're a sneaky bitch! I'll get you later when I'm done singing!" Then Inuyasha walked of to the karaoke scene.
Inuyasha sat down in the chair up on the scene with the microphone in his hand.
The music started and the lyrics began to show on the wall opposite of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha began singing while looking straight in Kagomes eyes cause he already knew the song.
"I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
I know that you are something special
To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Your beautiful soul, yeah
You might need time to think it over
But I'm just fine moving forward
I'll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry c'mon lets try
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don't wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just wanna know if you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You beautiful soul, yeah"
Inuyasha broke the eye
contact with Kagome when he heard the loud applause from the crowd.
He stood up and walked
back to Kagome.
"Wow! You sing just as beautiful as Jesse McCartney!" Kagome said in awe smiling up at Inuyasha who sat down taking a drink of his soda.
"Don't think I forgot about my plan to give you back for writing me on the list! I will get you back you sneaky bitch!" Inuyasha said in a low voice glaring playfully at Kagome.
"You don't even have a plan" Kagome said back smiling innocently.
"You don't know that!".
Right when Inuyasha said that the loud voice appeared again this time saying "The next karaoke singer is Kagome Higurashi with don't cha!".
Kagome almost went into shock then started glaring at Inuyasha.
Kagome walked up on stage and took the microphone.
The melody began playing and the lyrics appeared the same place as it did when Inuyasha sang.
Kagome began singing while looking out at the audience because like Inuyasha she new the song and she didn't like it at all.
"I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around she's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (It's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me"
Kagome began dancing like the pussycat dolls did.
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Fight the feeling (Fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (Leave it alone)
Cause if it ain't real love
It just ain't enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (Let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (You have to play fair)
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha, don't cha
I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't blind (x2)
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (Maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (Possibly)
Until then, oh friend your secret is safe with me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don't cha, don't cha
Kagome stopped dancing and stood in a sexy stance.
All the boys in the crowd cheered and whistled if they didn't get whacked over the head by their date or girlfriend.
Kagome walked down from the scene panting a little from both dancing and singing
When Kagome arrived Inuyasha whistled at her making her blush big time.
"Shut up with the whistling!" Kagome said glaring at Inuyasha half playfully and half not so playfully.
"Aww… What's wrong didn't little Kags like the song?" Inuyasha said teasingly.
"Who would other than Kikyou!?" Kagome muttered under her breath.
Inuyasha who heard her snickered.
The food had just arrived before Kagome did, so the 2 began eating.
"So are you actually going to the tryouts for cheerleading?" Inuyasha just to be sure.
"Yeah, why not… Then I can see you play basket!" Kagome answered smiling.
"I knew that was the reason!" Inuyasha said smirking.
"Dream on, dream on baby…" Kagome said sniggering.
When they finished eating Inuyasha stood up.
"Kagome what do you say to dancing with me?" Inuyasha reached out his hand to take Kagomes hand and help her up and as she was halfway up on her feet Inuyasha let go of her. And the reason he let go was because he heard the loud voice once again saying his and Kagomes name. Kagome almost hit the ground but because Inuyasha is a half-demon he used his super speed to catch her and help her to stand fully.
"Did you hear what we had to sing?" Kagome asked walking up to the scene with Inuyasha right behind her.
"No! Who did this? Cause it wasn't me or you and nobody knows us…" Inuyasha wondered.
"Well I guess somebody heard our names when the karaoke guy said it out loud and thought it could be fun to get us to sing together or something like that!" Kagome said walking up on stage.
"Well duh!" Inuyasha said rolling his eyes also walking up on stage now.
They both took a microphone wondering what song they were going to have to sing.
The melody started and either Inuyasha or Kagome new it.
The lyrics shoved and Inuyasha began singing.
Inuyasha:
"Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance
Kagome:
I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart
To all the possibilities oohhh
Both: I know...
Kagome: That something has changed
Both: Never felt this way
Kagome: And right here tonight
Both:
This could be the start
Of something new
Kagome: It feels so right
Both:
To be here with you, oh
And now looking in your eyes
Kagome: I feel in my heart (Inuyasha: Feel in my heart)
Both: The start of something new
Inuyasha:
Oh yeah
Now who'd of ever thought that
Both: We'd both be here tonight
Inuyasha: Oh
Kagome:
Yeah
And the world looks so much brighter (Inuyasha: Brighter, brighter)
With you by my side (Inuyasha: By my side)
Both:
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
Kagome: I know it for (Both) real
Both:
This could be
The start of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
Kagome: The start of something new
Inuyasha:
I never knew that it could happen
Till it happened to me
Oh yeah
Both:
I didn't know it before
Kagome: But now it's easy to (Both:) see
Both:
It's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
That it's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
Kagome: The start of something new
Inuyasha: It's the Start of something new
Both: Start of something new it feels so right to be here with"
Kagome looked at Inuyasha who apparently wanted to make it a strip club in the beginning of the song so he didn't have his jacket.
"What direction did you throw the jacket?" Kagome asked looking for it.
"I think out that way" Inuyasha said pointing with his thumb.
"Why did you have to do that!?"
"Because you blushed by it when I walked towards you afterwards off course!" Inuyasha said smirking when Kagome blushed again.
"Stop making me blush! God I hate you when you do that!" Kagome hissed.
"Aww… did I make little Kags angry??" Inuyasha asked in a baby voice.
"Inuyasha!!" Kagome tried to smack him upside the head but got stopped by a clawed hand that grabbed her wrist.
"I thought I made it clear to you that you are not allowed to slap or smack or kick or hit me or anything else in that category!" Inuyasha whispered in Kagomes ear making her blush when his hot breath reached her ear.
"What are you going to do about it!?" Kagome whispered back.
"Hmm… I could… No that's a bad idea… I could make you sing karaoke… again…" Inuyasha said thinking.
"What song?" Kagome asked a little nervous now.
"You'll see! Common!" Inuyasha said dragging Kagome up on stage and then said to the karaoke guy what song she would sing.
While Inuyasha was talking to the karaoke guy she took the opportunity to say out loud to everybody that could hear the karaoke "I just want you to know that it ain't me who chose to sing this song that I will sing!" Kagome said making some people in the crowd sweat drop anime stile.
The music began playing and Kagome already knew the song and wanted to run down from the stage but Inuyasha would just make her go up and sing again.
Kagome began singing the most embarrassing song ever:
"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back"
A/N.
Inuyasha is so mean! Making poor Kagome sing that song! Well that's it! Bye for now!