52 Shades of Jax

by MVeneer

A SAMCRO ROMANTIC COMEDY SPIN on 50 Shades of Grey. There's something else Jax is great at besides outlawing. Jax and Tara write a novel 52 Shades of Jax about Jax, a hot blonde outlaw biker prez & Tara, a cold as ice hospital boss. She's missing something in her life and he's got it. She tries to resist him, but sometimes you just have to enjoy your mistakes. Two stories in one.

10. Chapter 10

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52 SHADES OF JAX

Chapter 10 Giraffe

Jax knew he was one hell of lover. He never failed to please his partners. Tara still looked blissed out from receiving the Jax Teller super premium sex experience twice. If he'd given it to her three times, she'd be in a coma of pleasure.

She was working on her laptop. She really should get a little sleep, so she'd have the stamina to have sex again.

"Come sleep, babe, so we can have sex later."

"I'm good."

"I'm gonna want to have sex again soon. You'll be too tired."

"Use the sex toy in the elephant's trunk," Tara said without even glancing up from the laptop's screen.

"What?" Jax couldn't have heard right. Tara telling him to use a sex toy. It wasn't possible he heard her right.

"You want sex, use the sex toy or your hands. It doesn't matter to me."

"How can it not matter to you?" he asked pouting.

"Because as a woman, my entire life doesn't revolve around sex."

Jax felt confused. How could this be true? How could anyone's life not revolve around sex? He thought about sex all the time. Sometimes he thought about sex twice at the same time. Once he'd thought about sex three times at the same time and went down on his bike. (double entendre)

"Tara," Jax cautioned her, "you're talking crazy now. What's wrong?"

Tara saved the file and closed the laptop.

"Do you really want to do this now?"

"Have sex again? Sure."

"Look, you big dumb blonde, if you spent more time learning a little technique than looking in the mirror, you would actually know something about sex."

Jax's blue eyes flashed with anger.

"I know every damned thing I need to know about sex. I am naturally gifted."

Tara laughed so hard she fell over on the bed.

"Also, I'm not a big dumb blonde. I have to look in the mirror when I lift weights to maintain my form."

"Sure. Do you even know what the word foreplay means?"

"I take off my clothes before we play."

"See, you just proved my big dumb blonde comment."

"Tara . . ." Jax growled.

"Am I supposed to be scared? You sound like a puppy growling. Most men do last longer than one minute forty-six seconds. That's your best time."

"Any other facts you want to share with me?" Jax's voice was tight with anger.

"I faked it every single time."

"You're going too far now."

"Truth hurts, doesn't it baby?"

"Every single time." Tara sat up on the bed. "It's not only me. Some of us girls that have been screwed by Jax Teller meet. Same story. They faked it every single time too."

"Girls sit around and talk about sex with me?"

Jax liked the idea of a group of girls talking about all the great sex he'd given them. This didn't sound like that though

"The residents of Charming aren't very smart, so there aren't any book clubs," Tara explained. "but there is a Jax Teller Sex Club."

"What do they say?"

"Nothing good. Just the truth."

Jax opened his eyes. He realized he'd been dreaming. What a relief! What a nightmare! That explained everything.

He sat up in bed and noticed Tara was sitting up in bed too. Only it wasn't Tara. It was a giraffe.

"Want to have sex?" the giraffe asked.