Dancing Fools 3
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC!
Chapter 10: The Finale!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been another fun-filled episode of Dancing with the Heroes. We've seen some amazing talent, and have had a lot of laughs.
Magneto groaned,
"At our expense."
He got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Farrah added,
"And we've had a lot of cat-fighting going on too."
Emma snapped off camera,
"Get your hands off of me, Grey!"
Jean shouted off camera,
"You stole my husband away from me, slut! Die!"
Loud crashes could be heard, and items being broken. The author shrugged,
Well, those two are getting along.
Diablos grunted,
"Like cats and dogs."
He then got hit with a mallet,
"OW! Farrah!"
Farrah smiled,
"What? What did I do?"
Well, when the show is over-.
Graydon entered,
"PERSIANA13! Stop this show right now!"
He pulled the cord out of electrical outlet. The author blinked and threatened ominously,
Graydon, you just knocked me off the air. No one knocks me off the air and lives.
Graydon cackled,
"Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it? Get your freak friends and employees after me? Hah! I'd like to see you try!"
All right, Creed. You asked for it!
The author pressed a button on chair. The stage opened up and table with shackles rose. A mechanical arm grabbed Graydon and threw him onto the table. He was strapped in.
Graydon screamed,
"HELP! LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT! I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS!"
Hey, Deadpool. Show Graydon your favorite game you like to play.
Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly,
"Yay! I'm going to play Operation!"
He pulled out a knife,
"Come on, everybody. Let's play!"
The audience and cast, with the exception of the author, got sharp implements and dangerously looking instruments. Wolverine grinned,
"So, what should we remove first?"
Beast asked,
"How about his brain?"
Farrah shook her head,
"Nah, he doesn't have one. Heart?"
Diablos grunted,
"Same problem. I say we give him a sex change operation."
Farrah squealed,
"Ooh, fun! We have to get the sleepy gas now!"
She put the gas mask on Graydon's mouth. Graydon screamed,
"HELP! You're all nuts!"
He fell asleep because of the gas.
I have to video tape this.
The author got a camera into position,
Whoa, talk about extreme make over. Huh, just a thought on my next parody. Extreme Makeover: Sex Changing Villains edition! Think of the ratings!
Deathbird ran by,
"GET AWAY FROM ME, HUMAN!"
Sabertooth was in hot pursuit,
"COME BACK HERE, HOT WINGS!"
Great, Sabertooth got at the catnip again. I'm going to need a bigger mallet.
End of Dancing Fools 3