"All this time, and you've never told me," America said in a dark voice.
England turned to him, surprised. "What?"
"Why did you never tell me? I thought we were friends?"
"What are you going on about?"
America suddenly produced a small cake with a single candle. "Happy Birthday, England."
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AN: England doesn't really have a birthday, if everyone's noticed. St. George is England's patron saint, and his feast day's on April 23. It isn't really an independence day but I think it's as close as we can get to one. :)
I think England keeps April 23 a secret from all the other countries but, as always, America figures it out.