Hello everyone! Thank to all of you that have review on my story! I'm so happy! THANK YOU! I'm so sorry for the delay but I have been on vacation in Turkey, but now I'm back and ready for action! Let's get started! On with the story! This time the story will also be written in The Akatsuki's POV!
ENJOY!!
Chapter 10: An unwanted kiss!
Something didn't fell right today! Well, mostly it never felt right to live with ten criminals but today was different. I couldn't put a finger on it but something bad was going too happened today but the question was WHAT!?
From the moment that I had woken up after being asleep for two days- I collapsed on the floor in the hall after my little victory dance and Kisame had carried me to my room- I had a very bad feeling about something!
When I had taken a warm and looong shower- that made Kakuzu come and pound on my door and nag on me about how expensive the warm water was- I had allowed myself to take a long time to get dressed and make myself look a little respectable. My hair really needed a hair cut! Maybe I could ask Konan if she was any good at cutting hair, or maybe Deidara? I mean, he must do something to keep his hair that soft and well-kept. The problem was to ask him without making him fell feminine or embarrassed.
My black pants and the black sweater that I had worn during the week of hell were laying on the floor and I could swear that I saw some bluebottles buzz around the little clothe heap. I really needed to wash my clothes. Luckily I had another set up of black pants and black sweaters.
Long Live Shopping!!
I dressed myself and then opened the door and felt a wonderful smell coming downstairs! My eyes started to water of happiness, after all I hadn't been eaten anything for two days! Was it really possible that someone had made breakfast?!
I pinched my arm to check if I really was awake and this was not just some dream. The sharp pain in my arm told me otherwise. I was awake! Thank you Lord for giving me food!
I rushed downstairs and into the kitchen and the sight that meet me made me want to fall to my knees, raise my hands towards the sky and cry out of happiness.
On the big dining table there were some toasts and some pancakes! FOOD…HERE IS HAY-LIN!!
I rushed towards the table and sat down. Konan looked up and smiled at me.
"Well, Good morning Hay-Lin..or should I say it's nice of you to join us after you're little vacation?" she said and winked at me. I turned my head and saw that the clock showed 11:AM! I must have been really tired! Oh well, I'M STARVING!
I grabbed a plate and started to load as many pancakes as I could get my hands on and then I started to eat them in a rapid speed. I must have look quite funny because when Kisame and Itachi entered the kitchen, they gave me one look and then Kisame burst out laughing. I didn't care and continued to devour my food. I even grabbed a toast and took a giant bite before returning to the pancakes. They were delicious!
"Take it easy or you will get sick!" said Itachi and sat down infront of me. This time I looked up and meet his gaze. I gave him a glare.
"You try to take care of ten sick persons, make food to them and take care of the hideout for a week without being able to get some sleep, a nice shower or a real meal and we will see how easy you would take it after that!" I said and continue eating. Kisame dried the tears that had formed in his eyes with his sleeves and sat down beside me.
"Come on! It couldn't have been THAT bad?" he said and grinned at me. I froze and looked at him. I think that even the devil would have been proud of the death glare I gave Kisame.
"It was a nightmare!" I said in a dark voice and continued eating. Kisame laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head. Konan continued to drink her tea with a smile on her lips and Itachi just took a toast and started to eat. We eat in silence until we heard someone yell and then fast steps in the stair.
"TOBI, GET BACK HERE,UN!!"
"TOBI IS SOOO SORRY, SEMPAI!!"
I heard Kisame sigh and I looked at him with a confused face. He gave me a weak smile.
"Here we go again!" he said and suddenly Tobi rushed in with Deidara hot on his tail.
I looked at them when they ran around the table and I saw that Deidara's hair was full of white clay. I had a hard time to not start to laugh when I saw the furious look on his face when he tried to catch Tobi. He chased Tobi around for a while until Kisame got up and grabbed Deidara's cloak so that it made Deidara stop.
"Damit Kisame! Let me go,un! I'm going to turn Tobi into a big piece of art! Let me at him,un!"
Deidara were kicking and cursing when Kisame lifted him up in the air and tossed him over his shoulder so that he could carry him out from the kitchen while trying to calm Deidara down.
"You are not going to blow up Tobi! Leader will kill you if you blow up another hideout!" I heard him say before he walked out and leaving the rest of us. I turned my head and looked at the shaking man that seemed to have caused the entire ruckus.
"Tobi…What on earth did you do to make Deidara so angry at you?" I asked.
Tobi turned his head and looked at me. Apparently he hadn't notice me until now because he gave up a happy sound and rushed towards me only to pull me in for a bear hug.
"Lin-chan! You're finally awake! Tobi have been so worried for you!" he said and lifted me up in the air so that he could swing me back and forth. I felt how my ribs started to crack and I managed to pat him on his head.
"Can't…….breath!" I said and Tobi let go- Thank Heaven's for that!
"Hello to you too Tobi!" I said and took my now empty plate and walked towards the sink. They hadn't dished during these two days so there was a huge pile with dirty plates and cups. I sweatdropped and rolled up my sleeves.
"Time to get back to work!" I thought and started to pour up some warm water. Tobi came and stood beside me.
"Tobi have really missed Lin-chan! There was nothing to do when Lin-chan was sleeping and Deidara-sempai didn't want to play with Tobi! He was reeeally angry when Tobi accidently dropped his big box with clay over his head. Tobi tried to apologize to Sempai but he didn't listen!"
I smiled when I heard Tobi speak about what happened. He really was like a little kid! He even spoke like one. Aw, ain't he too cute?!
"I think you should stay away from him until he cools down. Then you can apologize to him!" I said and grabbed another plate to clean. Tobi looked at me for awhile before he replied.
"Okay!" he said cheerfully and started to dry the plates that I had cleaned. I appreciated his help and we started to talk about what had happened during these two days that I had been on "vacation". Apparently Kisame's giant sword Samehada- a thick sword that was wrapped up in bandages and even if the top was a bit blunt, there were thousands of small shells covering the whole sword, under the bandages and they could easily cut through you're flesh like it was made of butter- had disappeared for a moment only to later be found in the library. Kisame, who had been so worried for his sword, had left it there after he had read a book.
Sasori had invented a new type of poison that he had tested on Hidan in order to create an antidote for it. This had resulted in that Hidan "died" twenty times before Sasori had found an antidote with no side effects!
I sighed as the list of what had happened during the short time I had been gone, went on.
When they had tried to cook one time they nearly burned down the whole kitchen until the found some leftovers from the giant breakfast that I had made for them before their mission last week. So that meant that the pancakes that I had eaten and the toast, was leftovers that I had made myself!
I thought I recognized the delicious taste of my homemade pancakes!
"Tobi and the others became worried when you suddenly collapsed on the floor like that, Lin-chan! Leader-sama even thought that you were dead and wanted to throw you're corpse out but Konan said that she believed that you had just fallen asleep so Kakuzu-san checked you're pulse. He then said that you were alive and that you only needed some rest so Kisame offered to carry you up to you're room!" Tobi said and dried the last plate.
I suddenly froze on the spot. When I had woken up I had been sleeping in my pyjamas so that meant that someone had changed my clothes before putting me in my bed and if Kisame was the one to carry me up to my room that means…………….
"Tobi?"
"Yes, Lin-chan?
"Did someone else help Kisame to carry me?" I held my breath and waited for the answer…
"Konan helped him since she thought that you would appreciate if she changed you're clothes for you before you were put in you're bed" Tobi said and looked at me
"Why do you ask, Lin-chan?" he asked
"Oh, no reason!" I said and looked away
"Thank you God!"
Well, now the dish was cleaned and when I had walked down to the kitchen I had noticed that the hideout was still sparkling so right now I had nothing to do…….I LOVE MY LIFE!!
I turned around and grinned at Tobi.
"Come on Tobi! Let's play those video games you shoved me earlier!" I said and watched in amusement when Tobi started to jump up and down in joy.
"SWEET! But Tobi has to warn you! Tobi is veeeeeery good at playing video games!" he said and rushed out from the kitchen to the TV. I laughed when I ran after him.
"Oh yeah?! We will see about that, pal!"
"Watch out! He is going to attack you from above,un!"
"What the hell was that? Do you call that a block manoeuvre? My fucking grandmother could have blocked that attack better!"
I felt how a vein popped up on my forehead and I tried to not scream at them to shut their mouths.
When Tobi and I had started to play a ninja game on the television, Deidara and Hidan had decided to watch us. Tobi was apparently unbeatable on this game and when they saw that I was quite good at this, they thought that someone finally would be able to give Tobi a hard time.
"Take this!"
I pressed a bottom on my control and my ninja kicked Tobi's ninja in the stomach so that he flew high up in the air.
"You're mine!!"
I pressed several of the bottoms and my ninja did some handsigns and then she- yes, I had chosen a female ninja- jumped up in the air after Tobi's ninja. She then started to kick him everywhere. I smirked when I saw that Tobi's life points were dropping in a rapid speed and it looked like I was about to win.
Tobi growled when he saw his ninja fall and hit the ground to never get up again.
"I WON!! WOHO!!" I raised my hands above my head and let out a victory cry.
"No way! Tobi lost!"
I turned my head and smirked at Tobi who looked like he could not believe what just had happened. He then jumped up and turned so that he was facing me. He raised his hand and pointed at me.
"Tobi wants a rematch!" He said and I started to grin like a chesire cat. I got up too so that I was at the same level as him. I folded my arms and titled my head to the side.
"Are you sure Tobi-kuuun? You have lost three times in row. I don't want to crush you to many times!" I said and watched in amusement when Tobi took a frightened step backwards. Deidara looked at me and smirked.
"You have beaten him three times? Good jobb,un!" he said and I turned and gave him a smile.
"Yep! I'm the best!" I said and did the V sign towards him and Hidan.
"Oh please! You were just lucky!" said Tobi surly. I turned and this time I was the one pointing at him.
"Excuse me, Sir! But did you just question my abilities to wipe you're ass in this game?" I said and saw Tobi lean forward a bit so that we were glaring each other in the eyes.
"Tobi think that's exactly what Tobi just did!" he said and I could hear the amusement in his voice. I couldn't help myself when I started to smile at him. We stared at each other under silence for a while. When Sasori and Kakuzu came down from the second floor, they saw me and Tobi having a staring contest. They walked towards Deidara and Hidan.
"What's going on between Tobi and Hay-Lin?" asked Kakuzu and raised an eyebrow at the scene infront of him.
"Hay-Lin have beaten Tobi three times on "Ninja attack" and now Tobi wants another rematch!" said Hidan. Sasori's eyes widen.
"She beat Tobi on "Ninja attack"? She must be good!"
"She is awesome,un!" said Deidara and smirked
I decided that it was time to finish this once and for all. I smirked evilly at Tobi when an idea popped up in my head.
"Fine! You will get you're rematch! But let's make it a little more interesting this time!" I said. I swear I could see Tobi smirk under his mask when he heard this.
"Okay, what does Lin-chan suggest?" he said and folded his arms.
"A bet between you and me!" I said and saw how the others eyes widen in surprise.
"Tobi likes the sound of that! What's the rules?"
"The loser must clean all the bathrooms in the bedrooms upstairs, which includes the whole toilet!" I said and smirked evilly at him. Tobi thought for a while but then he looked up.
"Allright! Tobi accepts!" he said
I couldn't help to feel a little unease when I saw the determent look on his face (mask) and I started to doubt on my own capabilities. Maybe this betting wasn't such a bright idea afterall?!
Tobi must have notice that I had started to fell uncomfortable with our little bet because he chuckled devilishly.
"What is it Lin-chan? Do you want to quite?!" Tobi said in a mocking voice and before I knew it I had looked up and meet his gaze. I made my right hand into a fist and raised it up then I brought it back down so that I was pointing at Tobi.
"Tobi, I'm going to kick you're ass into next Friday!"
Me and Tobi sat down and grabbed our controls. Konan and the rest of the group entered the hall and saw me and Tobi screaming and cursing while we made our ninjas beat the living hell out of each other. Pein looked confused and turned to Kakuzu.
"What's going on here?"
"They are having a show down, Leader-sama! They made a bet and now the loser is going to clean all of the bathrooms including the toilets." Kakuzu said and suddenly they heard someone gasp behind them. When they all turned around the saw Konan stare at them with wide eyes.
"The loser is going to clean all of the toilets?!" she said and suddenly she got that evil smirk that made even the toughest of criminals to shiver in fear.
"I better go upstairs and prepare a little surprise for that person then!" she said and the others could hear Konan laugh like a maniac when she walked up towards the bedrooms.
"I don't know but I have a bad felling for them when they clean Konan's bathroom?" said Sasori and turned his head to look at the death match between me and Tobi.
I was losing! FUCK! I WAS LOSING!
I grittened my teeths and growled when my ninja had to take and other punch from Tobi's.
"Tobi is the one who is going to kick ass!" said Tobi and laughed when my attempt to make a counter attack failed!
"I…..WILL…..NEVER…..GIVE UP!"
YES! I managed to knock Tobi's ninja so hard that he lost many life points. This was going to be a sudden death match! Suddenly I heard some gasps behind me and both Tobi and I turned around.
"W-what the hell is THAT!"
Hidan was shaking when he pointed at the nasty brush in Konan's hands. I felt my soul left my body when I looked at it. It was the toilet brush!! The brush smelled like someone had dropped dead and start to decompose. I turned and looked at Tobi. Apparently he was thinking the same thing because he had started to shake.
Konan was smirking when she saw all of us stare at the brush with widen eyes.
"Soooo..Who's it going to be? Hay-Lin or Tobi?" she said
I felt how sweat started to flow when I saw the looks that I was given from all of the members. Their faces gave me a really unpleasant feeling when they started to smirk at me. I shivered and turned to Tobi.
"Do you want to quite?" I said and crossed my fingers and started to pray.
"Tobi never gives up!"
"Dammit!"
"Fine! Let's finish this!!" I said and grabbed my control again and the match continued.
The others just stayed quiet when I and Tobi started to scream and curse at on and other again. Right now I had the upper hand and suddenly the silence was broken.
"Come on Tobi! You can do better than that,un!"
"You better beat the hell out of her! I would love to see her try to clean MY fucking toilet!!"
"She's going to attack underground! You better jump!"
"SHUT UP!"
The others stared at me with wide eyes after my little outburst. This was the first time I had screamed at them like that. Sorry guys, but this is a fight for life!!
"You're going down, Tobi!!"
"Never!"
My ninja did some handsigns at the same time as Tobi's and everybody in the whole room were holding their breaths when the ninjas punched each other in the face. Everything seemed to go in slow motion when they fell to the ground. Then they didn't move……
"Who won?" asked Kisame and wrinkled his brows.
Me and Tobi just sat there and looked at the television. We both started to shake.
"YES!!"
Tobi jumped up and down in joy while I felt to the ground on my knees. I HAD LOST!
Tobi's ninja got up while mine was still laying on the ground.
"Tobi is the best!!" he said and jumped around in the room.
"I lost! I failed to beat the hell out of a man that speaks in third person!"
When I heard Konan clear her throat I looked up and stared right at the disgusting brush in her hands.
"Well Hay-Lin! It would seem like you lost the bet!" she said and handed me the brush of hell. I took it and held it infront of my eyes.
"A bet is a bet Honda! You got to take it like a woman!"
I muttered curses under my breath as I headed towards the bedrooms to get started with my punishment. When I had disappeared from the living room, Deidara turned to Sasori with a devilish smirk.
"I go and get the camera!" he said and rushed up towards his room.
"She probably starts with my bathroom! I got to see this!" said Kakuzu and he and the others rushed up towards his room.
They saw that the door to Kakuzu's room was opened so they went in. I don't know how they all manage to squeeze themselves together so that they all could see me clean the toilet through that small doorway, but when they saw the devastating look on my face and that my hands were shaking as I lifted the ring to clean under it, they all started to laugh. I mean it people! They all laughed so hard that soon they were all gasping for air, even Itachi and Pein laughed! Was it really that funny to watch a poor woman clean a stupid toilet?? Apparently!
"Stupid bet!...What….was….I…..thinking?!" I muttered under my breath as I took a rag and cleaned around the toilet seat.
"Don't move,un!"
I looked up and saw to my horror that Deidara was filming my humiliation with a video camera!
Wait! Do they also have video cameras in this world?! Everything appears to surprise me these days!
"Deidara! Turn that thing of!" I yelled and got up.
"Why?"
I felt a vein pop up on my forehead when I saw the scornful smile on his face. I snarled and took a step forward.
"I'm warning you Blondie! I don't like to lose so now I'm in a real bad mood! I don't want to hurt you so turn that thing of or else you will be sorry…"
Deidara's smirk grew even wider and I saw that the whole Akatsuki was watching with amused smiles as well.
"Oh really,un? And what will you do if I don't? Scream at me,un?"
Dedara took also a step forward and now we were glaring at each other right in the eyes. I started to twitch in anger.
"Calm down Honda! Remember, they can't know that you are coming from another world! You must lay low and by that means that you can't put up a fight with them!"
I took a deep breath and managed to force myself to smile a little. I must have looked crazy because my left eye was still twitching.
"Fine! You film this stupid punishment if you want! I don't care!"
I turned around and grabbed the brush and with a little more force than necessary, I pushed it down in the toilet and started to clean there as well. I was muttering cruses in my head that would have made Hidan look like a saint! I heard the annoying sound from the camera that told me that Deidara was still filming! Honestly, didn't these people have something else to do then watching me?
I was almost done with the whole bathroom and soon I grabbed all my things and headed out. I didn't look anyone of the members in the eyes when I walked pass them but when I heard some snickers I turned my head and shoot them a death glare. Then something unexpected happened. I was suddenly embraced by someone and when I heard one of my ribs start to crack I understand who this person was…..I sweatdropped when I also felt that this person was shaking…
"Tobi…..why in the world are you crying?"
I started to patch his back in order to comfort him the best I could. I looked over Tobi's shoulder and saw the other members staring at me and Tobi. Konan was smiling and Pein looked really bored. The others however looked at Tobi like he was some kind of an insect that should be squashed. Konan watch their expressions and grabbed Pein's arm. She dragged him out of the room and closed the door behind them. I watch the closed door and started to wonder which kind of tactic was best when it comes to murder a woman without being killed by her powerful fiancé during the process. But Tobi's high sobs distracted me from forming a good plan.
"T-Tobi….don't…w-want Lin-chan….to be…. a-angry at everyone!"
I sighed and managed to break free from his tight gasp around me. I put my hands on both his shoulders and looked him in the eye. I smiled a soft smile before I spoke.
"I'm not angry Tobi! It's just that I hate to lose!"
I growled when I saw that Tobi started to sob even more after hearing this.
"WAHAAA! Lin-chan is mad at Tobi! Tobi is so sorry for winning!" he said and hugged me again.
"Oh, for Heaven's sake!"
I put my arms around Tobi and continued to patch his back but this time I also started to hush him. Hey, what else am I supposed to do when a crying criminal is hugging me? After a moment Tobi had clamed down. I released myself once again and looked him in the eye.
"As I said Tobi, I'm not mad at you! Do you understand? It's my own fault for being a bad loser, okay. You have nothing to be sorry about. You won fare and square!" I said and this time (Thank God) Tobi backed a little and dried his eye with his sleeve. He then looked up and titled his head to the side.
"Really?"
I felt a soft smile form on my face and I nodded my head.
"Really really!"
"SWEET!" Tobi pumped his fist in the air and I breathed out in relief. Finally, this little moment was over! A snarl made both me and Tobi jump and look behind him.
"Are you two fucking done now!?"
Hidan, Deidara and Itachi looked like they wanted to kill Tobi and the others didn't look to pleased either about Tobi and my little…..hrmmm…moment. I laughed nervously and what happened next didn't help the situation. Tobi grabbed my right arm and hold me close to him.
"Yep! Tobi is alright now! Come on Lin-chan! Kisame-san's room is next! " he said in a cheerful voice and started to drag me out of the room. Suddenly there were quick footsteps behind us and someone grabbed Tobi's right arm and yanked him back.
"Oh no! Don't you even think about taking her to my room!"
Kisame looked at Tobi with a death glare that send shivers down my spine.
"W-why Kisame-san?"
Tobi looked up at the tall man. Kisame coughed in his hand and I saw that he had gotten a purple blush on his cheeks- blue and red mixed together create puple, so when Kisame blush his face turns purple instead of red.
"I have some private stuff laying on the floor."
"……………."
"Don't tell me you read those books written by the Toad Sanin!"
I looked back and forth between the blushing shark and a smirking Itachi (ME: Wait! Itachi smirked?!)
"That's none of you're god damn business, kid!"
I heard several snickers from the rest of the members and I raised a brow,
"Um…What kind of books is it that you are talking about?"
Their reactions were not exactly as I predicted. Kisame blush grew ten times darker and even the other members got a dark blush on their faces. I smiled a cheerful smile at them.
"Oh, you all have read them? Were they good?" I looked at Kakuzu but he refused to meet my gaze. Deidara folded his arms and looked at the wall.
"They weren't that bad…" he mumbled. I turned around and looked up at Kisame.
"Do you think that I can borrow those books from you someday? They must be really good if you all have read them! What are the books about?"
I looked at all of the members with curious eyes. They all squirmed under my stared and looked really unsure how to answer my question. Sasori walked towards me and grabbed my arm and started to drag me out of the room
"You wouldn't like them. The story is about a really bad criminal that murder innocent people."
My eyes grew wide and I didn't understand what in the story that made them all blush like that but I guess if Sasori said that I wouldn't like the books then I guess that I have to trust him.
"O-okay!" I said and looked back to see if the others followed us. They did but they were still refusing to look me in the eyes. Strange……….
"B-but can you at least tell me the titles of the books?"
Sasori stopped and looked troubled for a moment. He turned his head and looked at the others. They looked troubled too and I started to wonder what the books exactly were about. Suddenly Tobi jumped forward. In his hands he held a green book.
"Make-out Tactics?!"
The title was kind of weird but it certainly didn't look like that kind of book that was about a criminal. It was small hearts on it for God's sake! What kind of books were these guys actually reading?
"T-Tobi…..w-what….."
I saw that every member had a shocked expression on their faces and they stared in horror at the book in Tobi's hand.
"Tobi thought that Tobi should give one of the books to Lin-chan since she wanted to read it! Tobi is a good boy!"
Tobi started to walk towards me, holding the book infront of him so that I cloud grab it. I gave him a smile and I stepped forward to take it. Then something happened that would shock me as well as the whole Akatsuki.
The other members seemed to snap out from their daze and realised that I would soon look inside of the book and find out the true story. Everything seemed to go in slow-motion when all of them took a step forward so that they could grab Tobi before he handed me the book. They even managed to scream in unison.
"DON'T GIVE HER THE BOOK!"
I'm not quite sure who it was but someone of them fell and when he did he accidently brought the others with him. This resulted in that instead of dragging Tobi back, they gave him on hell of a push. The push was so powerful that Tobi flow forward right towards me!
I saw him closing in and before I had the time to react he collide with me with a nasty cracking sound. Luckily I was still standing up. Suddenly I felt that something had collided with my lips when I and Tobi had crashed and it was still pressing hard against them. I had closed my eyes before we collide and now I opened them and the sights that meet me were……..
"Orange?!"
"……….."
"What…."
"The……"
"FUCK!?"
My eyes widen when I realised what was happening…………I WAS KISSING TOBI!!
Well, technically I was kissing his mask but it was on the spot were his lips should have been so you could say that we were kissing…………OH MY GOD!!
Me and Tobi stared at each other (still kissing!). He had both of his arms stretched out on both sides of my head and our bodies were pressing against each other. Finally we realised what we were doing and we quickly jumped apart and backed away from each other…..
"W-what…….??" I stared at Tobi in shock. He raised his hands up infront of him as to protect himself from me. I could fell the warmth that was coming from him, meaning that under his mask he had a dark blush covering his whole face.
"T-T-T-Tobi i-is s-s-sorry! T-Tobi didn't m-mean t-t-to………."
I slowly brought my hands up to my face were I touched my lips. I was shaking with my whole body.
"You……….you………you…….took….my….." I whispered
Yep, people its true! I Hay-Lin Honda had just given away my first kiss to a criminal that speaks in third person and is a love hugging cuddle bear. When that information hit me full force I did what every woman in my position would have done…………I fainted!
Akatsukis POV!
"Ah, shit!"
"She's going to….."
BONK!
The men looked at the poor woman on the floor and then at the shaking man infront of them. Itachi stepped forward and put a hand on Tobi's shoulder. Tobi turned around and looked at them all.
"WHAT SHOULD TOBI DO!! TOBI HAS KILLED LIN-CHAN!! TOBI IS A BAD BOY!!"
He screamed and clutched his head and fell to his knees. He started to cry and shake uncontrolled. Sasori walked towards Hay-Lin and kneeled beside her. He grabbed her wrist and put two fingers on it to check her pulse. After a moment he looked up.
"Don't worry! She has just fainted.." he said and stood up.
"What are you all screaming for?"
They turned around and saw Konan walking towards them. When she saw Hay-Lin laying unmoving on the floor she gasped.
"Hay-Lin!"
Konan rushed towards her and kneeled beside her. When she was about to check Hay-Lin's pulse she was stopped by Sasori.
"Already checked. She has just fainted."
Konan stood up and turned to face the rest of the men. They shrank when they saw the glare Konan gave them.
"You have five seconds to start explaining what you have done to my friend here!" she said in a dark voice.
All of the members pointed at Tobi and said in unison
"It was Tobi! Tobi did it (un)!"
Konan turned and looked at Tobi.
"Well, Tobi! Do you care to explain what happened or do you want me to force the information out of you?"
Konan cracked her knuckles and took a step towards Tobi. Suddenly Tobi madea high noise and throw himself infront of Konan's feets. He hugged her legs and started to cry again.
"I-it was an accident! Tobi just wanted to be a good boy and give Lin-chan the book but the others didn't want that so they tried to stop Tobi but instead they gave Tobi a hard push in the back so Tobi flow in the air and crashed into Lin-chan!"
Konan raised a brow and looked at the rest of the members.
"Is that true?" she asked them and when she saw some of them nod there heads she returned to look at the sobbing man at the floor.
"So you crashed into Hay-Lin and knocked her unconscious? Is that what happened?"
She felt how Tobi stiffened and she saw the dark looks Diedara, Hidan and Itachi gave him.
"Apparently you haven't told me the whole story Tobi! What exactly happened with Hay-Lin?"
"When Tobi crashed into her he kissed her right on the mouth"
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
Konan's eyes widen when she heard the true reason from Sasori. Tobi kissed Hay-Lin?!
"He…kissed…her? On the mouth?!"
The angry snarls from the Uchiha, the Jashinist priest and the Terrorist bomber confirmed that. Konan looked at Tobi and suddenly she grabbed him by his collar and lifts him up. She gave him a death glare and felt pleased when he started to shake even more and the frightened looks the other gave her. It was not for nothing she was an S-rank criminal!
"Listen closely now all of you! Thanks to you're clumsiness you have "accidently" made this poor and innocent woman lose her first kiss! Now that is something unforgivable among females and therefore I can't forgive you!"
"T-Tobi didn't m-mean…."
"It's not you're fault Tobi! It's the idiots standing over there who I'm mad at!"
"What,un! What did we do?!"
"You guys pushed Tobi and therefore it's you're fault! Why did you want to stop him anyway?!"
Konan relished Tobi and glared at them. Tobi immediately ran over and picked up the book.
"They didn't want Tobi to give Lin-chan this!"
Konan cast one glare at the book and then something inside of her snapped. She snatched the book from Tobi and turned to face the members that right now shrank when they saw the murderous stare she gave them.
"Who…..is …so…stupid…to …read…this…SHIT?!"
Konan's voice was shaking of anger and when she saw that they all looked at each other in panic she snarled.
"You all have read it!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! FUCKING PERVERTS! OH, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN I TELL PEIN ABOUT THIS!!"
"But Konan-san….Leader-sama was the one that lend Tobi and the others those book in the first place! He said that they were good when you wanted to relax!"
"…………."
"PEEEEEEEEIN!!"
The members breathed out in relief when they saw Konan stomp of in the direction of the Leaders office.
"I'm glad that I am not the leader right now!" said Kisame and thought what Konan might do with the poor man when she got her hands on him.
Deidara, Hidan and Itachi looked at one and other and then they grabbed Tobi.
"Eeh….Sempais?!" Tobi felt how he started to sweat when he saw the murderous looks they gave him.
"Well…..what should we do with Casanova over here?! I say that we torture his mind" said Itachi and activated his sharingan.
"I say we blow him up into thousand pieces,un!" said Deidara and started to mold clay with his hands.
"Seriously fuckers! I say that we fucking cut him wide opened and let him die a long and a sweet painful death!" said Hidan and cracked his knuckles.
"Why don't we do all of our suggestions??"
"……………."
"You know, Itachi….Seriously, sometimes I fucking think you should have had become a fucking good servant of Jashin-sama!"
The trio smirked evilly at the poor shaking man infront of them. They started to drag him towards the training grounds where poor Tobi would meet his punishment.
"NOOOOOOOOO!! TOBI DON'T WANT TO DIE!!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER BEFORE YOU KISSED HAY-LIN (UN)!"
The rest of the members stared after the four men and when they walked around the corner in the hall towards the training grounds there was a silence between them.
"You know……if I didn't know Itachi better then I would have been sure that he likes our housekeeper." Said Kisame and looked at the still unconscious woman. Sure, she was very beautiful and she could make everyone laugh including Itachi and the Leader.
"I think that things in the base are going to be a lot more interesting after this!"
"Indeed!"
"What do you mean Zetsu?"
"Isn't it obvious Kisame? Hidan, Deidara and Itachi likes Hay-Lin!"
Kiasame stared wide eyed at Kakuzu and then at Hay-Lin.
"They…like her?! Remember we are talking about Itachi, Hidan and Deidara here!"
Kisame looked at Sasori and Kakuzu. They knew their partners as well as he knew his own and those three had never ever talked about past relationships they had have before the joined the Akatsuki.
"You don't think that…."
"Yep. It looks like our partners is having their first real love towards a woman that we don't know if we can thrust yet! Well, I have nothing against her really. She's a nice brat!"
Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Kisame eyed Sasori oddly.
"What?!" Sasori glared at them.
"Don't say that you're also having a crush on this poor girl!"
Sasori's eyes widen and he got a shocked expression. His cheeks started to glow red before ha answered.
"W-what! Never! Besides I'm way too old for her! And I would never like her in that way! I'm thinking of her more like some sort of a friend rather than a girlfriend!!"
"Yeah, me too!" said Kakuzu and Kisame in union. Then the three men looked at Zetsu with questioning looks.
"Oh no!"
"No way in hell! I admit that I like her but I don't like her in that way! Besides she's not my type!"
The three men sweat dropped when they heard this. They then turned their gazes towards Hay-Lin again and they were silence.
"Soo…..who do you think is going to win her heart?" said Zetsu and looked at the other from the corner of his eyes.
All of them snorted and folded their arms.
"There is no way Deidara will be able to charm her! She is not that type of girl that would fall for that!"
"Hidan is a foulmouthed bastard that don't give a shit about others! There is no way that he will change just for the sake of something like love!"
"Itachi would never be able to win her over when he acts cool and shows no emotions all the time! Woman's wants a man that shows his emotions!"
Zetsu was quiet for a while and then he spoke again.
"And Tobi?"
"Tobi dosen't even know what that kind of love is and besides….I'm sure that he only thinks of Hay-Lin as a friend and someone that doesn't threat to kill him all the time!" said Kisame and sighed. He kneeled beside Hay-Lin and lifted her up so that she was carried bridal style. He then turned and faced the others.
"I'm going to carry her to her room. She will catch a cold if she lies on the floor like this."
When Kisame had walked away there was a loud bang shaking the whole hideout. Sasori sweatdropped and sighed deep.
"It looks like Deidara used the C-2 on Tobi. He must be really angry."
"Well, if I would bet on one of them I will bet on Deidara. He may be hot-tempered but he knows how to treat a woman."
"You calling irritating a woman to no end, for treating her good?! Then I don't want to know how you treat woman's."
Kakuzu chuckled and shrugged his shoulders.
"Anyway, we must look after her!"
"Why?"
Sasori raised a brow when he and Kakuzu looked at Zetsu. Zetsu just shrugged his shoulders.
"I have a bad felling about something…."
He hadn't told anyone about his little discovery a long time ago in the library, He knew that Hay-Lin came from another world and that she was stuck here until her mission as a Fate changer was completed and yet he hadn't told the Leader about this. Could it be because he cared for girl? She had been scared of him in the beginning and he had tried to stay away from her. But when he saw the gentle look she gave the Lily of heart he felt that maybe he had finally found someone that was interested in flowers as much as he was. He honestly didn't love the girl but he did like her, but just as a friend and he didn't want her to get hurt or heartbroken by Hidan, Deidara and Itachi.
Zetsu sighed and turned to walk away.
"We better save Leader-sama from Konan before she castrates him or does something even worse!"
Sasori and Kakuzu were feeling a little unsure on the thought about facing a furious Konan but they walked after Zetsu anyway. Just then the whole hideout shacked once more when another C-2 was detonated.
"We will have to save Tobi after saving the Leader." Said Sasori
"Yeah…"
Hay-Lin's POV
I groaned when I slowly regain consciousness and opened my eyes. I was laying in my bed, fully dressed and with a master headache!
"Did anyone take the number of that train that hit me?" I mumbled and slowly sat up so that I almost had a full view of my room.
The last thing I remembered was me kissing Tobi and then how everything suddenly turned black….
"Tobi…."
A snarl escaped my throat and I got up from the bed. A loud laugh made me spin around and I saw Kisame standing in the doorway.
"So you finally woke up, Sleeping Beauty?" he said in a mocking tone. If I wasn't so angry at a special someone I would had give him a piece of my mind but right now my mind was focused on another prey.
"Kisame? Were is Tobi?"
"He's having a little….eh…chat with Itachi, Deidara and Hidan!" he said and my eyes became smaller.
"Were are they?" I growled and looked the blue man. Kisame gulped when he saw the murderous aura that was coming out from me.
"In the training grounds!" he said and when I had past him and disappeared down the hall, he scratched the back of his head and laughing nervously.
"If she had had some chakra then she would have been a terrifying ninja!" he muttered and walked towards his own room.
I felt how my anger was still growing in my chest as I reached the door that lead to the training ground.
"My first kiss……I gave away my first kiss….Even though it was an accident and that I kissed his mask, I'm still beyond pissed at Tobi!"
I opened the door and saw to my amusement Deidara and Hidan chase Tobi around the area while throwing bombs and shurikens after him. Itachi tried to catch and hold him still so that he could use his Mangekyou Sharingan on the poor guy. Tobi was screaming like a girl and I couldn't help to smile.
"Sorry Tobi! But no more miss Nice today!"
Tobi turned and saw me standing and watch the…..unusually scene infront of me.
"LIN-CHAN!! SAVE TOBI!!"
Deidara and Hidan stopped and looked at my direction with surprised expressions on their faces. Itachi had also turned around and looked at me. I shivered a little when I saw his red eyes but I managed to look at them all with an unreadable expression. Tobi had rushed towards me and now he was hiding behind me.
"What do you think you're doing to Tobi?" I strictly said and saw the three men look a little ashamed.
"We just thought that we……you know……" said Deidara and scratched the back of his head.
"Well, whatever you were doing stop that right now!" I said and suddenly my legs were hugged from behind by Tobi.
"THANK YOU LIN-CHAN!" By now I had an evil smirk on my face. A little bit infront of me laid a very sharp looking sword and with a little skill from my side I manage to get a hold of it while Tobi was still clinging on my legs. I brought up the sword so that I held it infront of me. My three "heroes" looked at me with questioning looks.
"The way you tried to hurt Tobi was way to nice. I say we castrate him and give his balls to some ownerless dog or maybe a cat, I don't care"
The look on their faces was priceless! They turned white when they saw me swing the sword around. Tobi had frozen on his spot and had realised my legs. He slowly stood up and started to back away. I turned around and smiled a wicked smile at him.
"Oh Toooobiiii….come here, Hunny and I will give you another kiss!" I said and raised the sword.
"I-is L-Lin-chan r-r-really t-t-t-that a-angry o-on T-T-Tobi?!"
"Mad? Oh my dear Tobi I'm not angry….." Tobi took a deep sighed of relief when I lowered the sword……
"I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT IT IS BEYOND THE RECORD!!"
Tobi screamed when I started to chase him around the whole place while throwing everything that was sharp and that I could get my hands on. In the meantime Hidan, Itachi and Deidara had gathered in the doorway and they were now watching the scene.
"Well, she has at least a pretty good aim, un!" said Deidara and saw me throw a metalstar that missed Tobi with a millimetre.
"We must remind ourselves to never upset her like that!" said Itachi and ducked when a shuriken missed Tobi and headed towards Itachi's head instead. It hit the wall behind him instead.
"Yep (un)!"
" TOBI GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!!"
"WHAAAAA! TOBI IS SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE TOBI!!"
"NEVER!!"
ME: Aw…poor Tobi! But don't worry Tobi fans, he will be just fine! He will be back next week and I promise that I will update soon! I'm not going anywhere now so I have a lot of time to write.
Please Reviw because it makes me so happy!! See ya next time!!
Next time on Love is just a lie: Valentine's day! What should an ex. bad ass police officer do when she sucks in the kitchen and has been challenge to give the entire Akatsuki valentines gifts….HANDMADE CHOCOLATE Á LA HAY-LIN!