Remake based on the episode: Dear Ed
Original version: s/13047396/7/Loud-Loudd-n-Louder
Outside the Loud House, Lincoln, Leni and Lola are all searching for hidden treasure. Lincoln was using a metal detector.
Lola: Hey Lincoln, what exactly is this treasure we're looking for?
Lincoln: I'm not sure. But our elderly relative Pop Pop had informed me about something he buried around here for his time capsule.
Leni: Oh totes. Pop Pop always gives us cool stuff.
Just then, Lincoln's detector starting beeping.
Lincoln: My detector has detected something! (he took a stick and drew an X on the ground) I've marked the exact position of where to excavate.
Leni: Excavate?
Lola: He needs you to dig Leni.
Leni: Ok. Whatever you say, Lols. (she started digging with her shovel rapidly)
Lola: What an blonde.
Leni digged a hole that was large enough for her to spot the treasure.
Leni: I see something shiny guys.
Lola: Well, What is it?
Leni found the item. It was a gold denture.
Leni: Dentures? That's the big treasure?
Lincoln inspected it.
Lincoln: I believe this is gold paint. This is not worth anything.
Just then, Lincoln's best friend Clyde walked over holding Mr. Coconuts.
Clyde: Hi guys.
Lincoln: Hi Clyde.
Lola: What the heck are you doing with Mr. Coconuts? Did you steal him from Luan again?
Clyde: Heck, no. Luan got into a argument with him. He said Luan should pass him on to someone else.
Lincoln: Luan do realize he is a toy dummy, right?
Lola: He was more than that to her. He was her friend. I'm gonna check on her, if she's ok.
Lola left. Clyde noticed Lincoln with the dentures.
Clyde: Nice dentures.
Lincoln: Want them?
Inside, Lincoln, Leni and Lola Lola walked upstairs.
Leni: Hey guys, somethings wrong with Luan. She won't tell me any jokes. Did she ever give up again?
Lola: No, Leni. Luan currently broke up with Mr. Coconuts.
Leni: That's horrible.
Lola thought of something.
Lola: Wait Leni, I got an idea.
In Luna and Luan's room, a sadness Luan is sitting on her bean bag chair drawing art of Mr. Coconuts. Leni knocks on the door.
Luan: Come in. (Leni comes in, Lincoln and Lola is watching her)
Leni: Hi Luan, can I talk to you?
Luan: Yeah sure. I guess I need someone to chat to.
Leni sat on Luna's bed.
Luan: Do you want to bake a pie?
Leni: Luan, you must feel left out without Mr. Coconuts. (she ignores Luan's question) You guys got along so much.
Luan: I'm f-fine without him.
Leni: You should totes get a new friend at the friend store.
Luan: Friend store, like what?
Leni dragged her sister out of the room. In the twins' room, Lincoln was helping Lola with her plan. She got some of her own toys.
Lola: Thanks for helping me Lincoln.
Lincoln: Don't mention it. Lucy and Luan both have a need to interact with inanimate objects. It's really quite normal. Sometimes it helps us with a lack of confidence or social phobias.
Leni and Luan were entering twins' room.
Luan: Leni, this is the twins' room.
Leni: Luan's here Lola.
Lola: Hey Luan, it's looks like you need a new friend. At Lincoln and Lola's friend store, your new friend is caution chosen by our master matchmaker Lori.
Luan: If you can set me up with a new bud who I'll be joy with, I'll bake you guys a pie.
Lola: Deal!
Lincoln: Luan, after thinking it through I have found your ideal match. (he takes out a toy dummy that he ever made himself as a girl) Linka, meet Luan. Luan, meet Linka.
Luan greets the dummy now. She held her.
Luan: Hello Linka.
Linka: (controlled by Luan) Hey Luan, I like your ponytail and your hair. (Lincoln gave her a best voice since she was fancy)
Luan: I like your dress.
Lola: Well, What'd you know? Looks like you two would get along just amazing. You two should get better acquainted.
Luan: Ok. But, I can't tell you some puns.
Luan is walking down with her new dummy.
Leni: You know, he looks kinda cool.
Lincoln: I agree with you, Leni.
Lola: Me too.
Meanwhile, Clyde was at his house having a play date with Mr. Coconuts. There was a completely silent until-
Clyde: Excuse me? Did you speak to me?
Mr. Coconuts was just staring at him. This was uncomfortable. Clyde looked around nervously before texting.
At the Loud House, Luan was going to play badminton with Linka.
Luan: Why did the duck cross the road? To steal a job from a chicken. (she and Linka groaned)
Luan and Linka: You've got some big beaver teeth.
Luan: My teeth are not that big.
Lincoln, Leni and Lola came to watch Luan play badminton with Lane.
Luan: Oh hey guys.
Lola: Hey Luan. We came to watch you play a round of badminton with your new playmate. Also, we'd like a blueberry.
Lincoln and Leni: Yeah!
Lincoln, Leni and Lola sat down in their chair. Luan put Linka on the other side of the net as she was holding her racquet.
Leni: Wow. Lane is pretty totes awesome for a dummy.
Lola: Are you alright, Luan?
Luan had a bump on her head.
Luan: Ow. That hurt. Look what Loki did. I don't like him. He didn't laugh at my jokes and he's way mature than me.
Lincoln: Guess we should find your different friend.
Leni: I have a childhood puppet that Luan might like.
Lola: Great idea, Leni. And then we can have that pie.
Leni: Follow me, guys.
Leni led her siblings to her room.
Leni looked under and bed, tossing out various items such as shoes, boxes, a puppet, and old magazines. She then found what she was looking for. It was a doll with purple hair and a dress.
Leni: Here it is. My mannequin puppet.
Lincoln: Leni, it's a doll.
Leni: I'd still use her as a puppet though.
Lola noticed a real puppet that Leni tossed out.
Lola: Wait, what how about this one?
Lola picked it up. It was a Dalmatian dog puppet with a collar and bow.
Leni: Oh, that's Samantha.
Lola: What do you think Luan?
Luan: It's cool. She's cute but she looks a little too high classy for me.
Lola: Do not judge her before you get to know her. A dog is woman's best friend after all. After that man that is. You will hey along just fine.
Leni: But do be careful, she's a bit of a biter.
Lola: Ok, you two need some quality time alone. We'll be outside.
Lincoln, Leni and Lola went out of the room. Lola closed the door.
Lincoln: I wonder how this is going well.
Suddenly, they heard Luan screaming.
Leni: Sounds like they're getting along.
They opened the door and saw Luan on the ground and the dog puppet biting and tugging on her ponytail.
She was being controlled by Luan, of course.
Luan: Ah! Down girl down! She is mad I tell you, mad!
Lola: I do not understand it.
Lincoln: Luan needs to pick her own friend.
Lola: You dang right Linky. She needs someone she'll be interested in. I know just what to do.
Soon, Lincoln, Leni and Lola had set up a little get together party for Luan where she could make a new friend. Lincoln led Luan to the basement where the get together was happening. Luan saw their sign.
Lori: Here we are Luan.
Luan: Friends for life get together? (she read)
Lincoln: Yeah. It sounds like the festivities have already begun. (she could hear rock music playing)
She went downstairs and the music was pretty loud. Lola was wearing a party hat and tie and Leni was wearing a party hat and bow tie.
Lincoln: LOLA! The music's too loud! Turn it down!
Lola: What? Oh.
Lincoln: I could have sworn that was Luna playing that lousy guitar.
Luan came down nervously.
Lola: Welcome to the Par-tay Luan! Relax shy one, this shindig is all for you. Go ahead and have fun. Check out those cool friends. (she pointed to a group of toy dummies and puppets in the back)
Some of them sitting on a couch.
Luan: Why are they all staring at me like that? Do I have something in my teeth?
Lola: Maybe it's the size of your teeth. Just follow Lori and Leni. They'll liven up this party.
Lola went over to them.
Lola: Quit standing around. Go and dance. Break the ice. Let's boogie!
Leni: But all the ice has melted. (she was looking inside the punch bowl) Just go dance with someone. (she went over to find a friend)
Lola pushed Lincoln over.
Lola: Go on Lincoln.
Lincoln starts dancing.
Leni was dancing with a blonde dummy wearing a robe.
Leni: You have beautiful hair.
The hair fell off.
Leni: Oh. It's a wig. Sorry. (she put it back on him)
Lola: You go Leni. (she looked at Luan) Leni just made a new friend.
Luan: I miss Mr. Coconuts.
Lincoln was dancing with a basketball player dummy.
Lincoln: You're not exactly guy I wanted to dance with.
Lincoln: (controlling the dummy) Same to you bro.
Luan walked past her sisters who were dancing with their "friends" and went over to the find on herself. She walked to a dummy with a baseball cap.
Luan: W-Would you like to d-dance with me?
In Luan's mind, the dummy said "Maybe later."
Luan: Oh. Ok.
In Luan's mind, the puppet said "Wanna dance?"
Luan: Dance? But I though-
In Luan's mind, the dummy wearing the baseball cap said "Don't you like me Luan?"
Luan: Yes, I like you too.
Luan's vision began to waver as she saw all the dummies and puppets talking to her. Luan was getting more tense. "Too many friends!"
She made a run for it upstairs but Lola stopped her.
Luan: There Luan, relax. Don't be a party pooper. This party's just getting starred.
Just then, the rest of the siblings came down and so did Lincoln's best friend Clyde, who was invited when Lincoln told her about the get together.
Luna: It's party time. (she yelled as came with her guitar) Time to rock out!
Lynn: Cool party. Check out the snacks.
Lucy: Wicked!
Lana: Cool!
Lisa: This music is my jam! (she is dancing with Lily)
Lily: Poo poo.
Lisa: I hope there's chocolate.
Clyde is dancing with Mr. Coconuts.
Most of the siblings were dancing.
Luna: Time to bust a move Clyde.
Clyde: There you go, Mr. Coconuts! (he threw Mr. Coconuts next to Luan)
Luan saw him.
Luan: Mr. Coconuts?
Luna was playing guitar.
Lola: Luna, we already got the music.
Luna: Let's put more music.
Luna played her guitar loudly with her amp, blasting Lola into Leni.
Leni: Do you wanna dance Linky? (she grabbed Lincoln by the arms and spun him around)
Leni let go causing him to crash into wall. Luan was holding Mr. Coconuts as the two were silent. Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Clyde, Lynn, Luna and Lori formed a conga line.
Lana: All aboard the conga line express.
Mr. Coconuts: (controlled by Luan) Luan, I really missed you. I'm really sorry about that arguement we had.
Luan: I'm sorry too buddy. Let's be friends again!
Lola: This party is out of control.
Leni: Ooh! Let me in on that dang conga line!
Leni ran over a lamp causing her to bump into Lincoln and Lola and they all lost their balance and crashed into conga line.
Everyone (except Luan) fell down.
Lori: Ow, that hurt! I think we had enough partying for one day.
Luna: I agree with you, Lori. No more music.
Lincoln: (sighs) I think my strategies are crushed.
The other siblings talked amongst themselves saying they had different things to do now for except for Lincoln, Leni and Luan. The others gone. Lola was left alone and saw Luan with Mr. Coconuts.
Lola: Luan, you got your sidekick back.
Luan: Yeah, Thanks Lola. You earned it. Here's your pie.
Lola: Aww, Thanks Luan. (she and Luan hug each other)
Just then, they listening to disco music and saw Clyde was wearing sunglasses and Leni was doing spaghetti dance.
Clyde: Everybody's doing it! Bouncy (3x). Oowhie! (4x).
Luan: Pardon me Lola, this is me and Mr. Coconuts' song. (she joins the boogie)
Lola: (happy mood) Well, time to boogie, Let's rock!
Lincoln, Leni, Lola, Luan and Clyde were all dancing to the awesome music. But Leni being a klutz, knocked the others down while she is dancing.
Lola: Dang it Leni!
The End