A Later Insertion!

I could feel my head ringing. It was like someone had smashed a massive rock into my forehead. The pain made forced me to close my eyes, but I could feel a liquid start to pour off my forehead.

I was bleeding.

"Gohan!" I heard someone shout to the side. "That was incredible!" That sounded really familiar. It was almost like someone was watching Dragon Ball Z right next to me, but it didn't sound like it was coming from a speaker. Though that voice did sound like it was strictly Peter Kelamis.

"Where am I?" I stood up, holding my head with one hand while opening my eyes and waiting for the world to stop spinning. That was when I saw the first of them on the floor.

He was a normal enough looking fellow, wearing a pair of orange pants but lacking any top. His well-built body spoke well of his fitness even if the state of injuries didn't. He kind of reminded me of…

"Raditz!" The voice of Kelamis came of this man's mouth. I could feel myself going pale. "Don't you dare touch another hair on Gohan's head or you will pay!"

I stared away from the downed Ocean Dub Goku and to the brown battle armor, I was wearing. It had a broken shoulder pauldron, and there was still blood dropping on top of it from the wound on my head. Was I Raditz?

"Who are you?" I asked, hoping that the Goku-looking fellow wouldn't confirm my fears. "Who am I?"

"Don't you fall for this Goku!" A yell brought my attention to the alarming presense of a green-skinned man with a glowing finger pointed to his own forehead. He was also missing an arm. "It is just a trick."

"AAAAAHHHHH!" I screamed, causing Goku's face to scrunch up into a frown. "What is that? Why is he green?"

"You really don't know?" Goku's face twisted several times, changing from pity to disdain and then back to pity before it finally landed onto a look that could only be described as a mix between pity for me and happiness for himself. No doubt happy that this fight to the death could end without any of us dying.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" My ear was suddenly filled with the sound of Brian Drummond's Vegeta roaring in it. "Raditz if you don't stop messing around and kill them all I will murder you myself!" Vegeta sounded like he would, but if I really want to survive this it will take a special kind of fool.

"Who was that? Was that you god?" The absolute moron. "I don't feel like killing anyone, god, can't I just go to confessions on Monday?" I really hope that isn't a thing on this Earth because I can't explain knowing that while also making them think I have amnesia.

"Really… this is really happening?" I could hear his voice start to sound a bit deranged. "Does that world have an amnesia setting?" Vegeta sighed loudly. "Right look, I am your Prince Vegeta. You are Raditz, your job is to just kill all life in that world. Once that is done we can get you… a medical professional. It's not like your weaker just dumber now. You can still be of use to us"

"I don't know, I prefer not too."

"Don't make come for you, you low class slime." I could feel the raw rage Vegeta was oozing. Even from this safe spot, I could feel my legs start to shake.

"I don't want to go killing people," Then I had a thought. "Look I got to go… I think I left the oven on."

"You don't-" I hung up on him.

"That was revealing." I jumped up into the sky, landing back onto the ground with a splat. It looked like Piccolo had walked up to me.

"Please don't hurt me, mister," I really don't want to start a fight with Piccolo. I did not know how to throw a punch and it didn't look like I had kept Raditz's memories, so I didn't like my chances against him. "I bruise way too easily."

"I won't," Piccolo looked over to Goku with a smirk. "It looks like your brother was telling the truth. The Son family seems to suffer from a history of head trauma." He tapped a single green finger against the top of his skull.

"What convinced you of that?" Goku finally rolled over, placing his hands on the ground and pushing himself up to his feet with only a wince of pain. "You seemed pretty sure earlier."

"I have enhanced hearing," The Namekian Warrior shrugged his shoulders. "It allowed me to hear the other person he was talking to. Some kind of prince, a Vegeta. He was not happy with Raditz here."

"So… I am Raditz?" I pointed over at Goku. The two of them nodded. "And you are my brother…?" I let the question hang.

Author's Note: Just a little what if for you. This isn't a version that I wanted to write a whole story about but I could not help but write an opening for you guys like this.
What do you think?
What do you think will happen next in this version of events?